Games

1. It’s OK to kill people.

2. Dying doesn’t really matter much either.


3. If you’re 14, have hair covering your eyes and live in a small village, man up, because you’re going to have to save the world.

4. Medicine became obsolete in the год 2004, when doctors noticed that hiding behind a Стена caused human health to regenerate to 100%.

5. Eating stuff found on the floor is good for Ты – your parents were wrong.


6. Sometime in the future, Earth will be menaced by hordes of alien spacecraft that fly in predictable patterns and can be killed in one hit. The logical course of action will...

1. If Ты face in a certain direction so that there are a lot of people, objects, shiny surfaces, and/or Ты can see really far, time may slow down and your vision will become choppy.

2. Sometimes if Ты go somewhere you’re “not supposed to be” Ты may fall through the ground and find yourself falling through a void, with the world as Ты know it rapidly disappearing into the distance above.

3. Turtles and mushrooms can kill Ты just by touching Ты anywhere other than the bottom of your feet.

4. While on a дата with a girl, just barely brushing a pedestrian with your car accidentally will...