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Hey, every 1. Today i am going to tell Ты all what characters i want in super smash brus FOR!

1 character-Red Yoshi because green is a stupid жопа, попка colur and anyone who likes it is a autistic fag. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

2 character-i want Mewtwo. Lucario, Greninja, and Jigglypuff suck dik.

3 character-i want Super Sanic, because Super Sanic is cool.

4 character-Put Banjo in the game already, Nintendo, Ты stupid gays. ‘kay, Любовь you.

5 character-bring bak Snake. He’s much better than gay-ass Mega Man. Mega Man’s...

Эй, THERE! YEAH, THE LOSER IN THE CORNER! GET A LOAD OF THIS CRAP!

ARE Ты ALWAYS BORED? ARE Ты TIRED OF DOING NOTHING WHATSOGODDAMNEVER? DO Ты WANTS SOME

MOTHER F**KING FUN!?

WELL LOOK NO FURTHER ASSHAT, BECAUSE WE'RE SELLING

VIDEO GAAAAAAAMES!

A TOTAL TRIP DOWN LSD LAND!

ACTION! ADVENTURE! ROMANCE!

YEAH, WE'RE F**KING WITH YOU!

GRAPHICS SO AMAZING YOU'LL PISS YOUR PANTS!

YEAH, WE'RE LYING! ;D

AND ACTION SO BLAND YOU'LL THINK Золушка IS EPIC AS S**T!

GAMEPLAY THAT MAKES Ты WISH Ты WERE USING THE RESTROOM

BECAUSE AFTER PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, YOU'LL VOMIT EVERYWHERE

GUARANTEED!

AND IF Ты CAN GET TO...

Now, I looked back on my original Список of вверх ten hated video game characters. Needless to say, there was quite a few obvious choices. Now, my original Список wasn’t bad, but I have played a lot еще games since then, and I have seen еще horrible characters. Now yes, I am aware that this topic has been done TO DEATH with gamers (Seriously, type in вверх Ten Hated Video Game Characters on Youtube and Ты will see hundreds of lists), but I think it’s time I talk about my own awful characters. A few rules first, only from games that I have played, only on per franchise, and I will try to limit...

Welcome to the Spuddy review of Warhawk! Here I will inform Ты about the quality of gameplay, graphics, sound, and presentation of the game.
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Warhawk is kind of a hard game to review, as I may not see it and play it as Ты do. Everyone has different tactics and will play it in a different way. Someone may be a sniper, или jump right into a tank или Warhawk, или just be an жопа, попка by camping and picking off people with their ever annoying, one-hit-kill knife. The game contains lots of teamwork, but despite what Ты might hear, the consistency of it all can...

Now you've all heard of гитара Hero, right? Okay. Well EVERYONE knows what Dance Dance Revolution is... right? Well, just to go a bit farther in time, I'm going to review one of my all-time Избранное musical games, "Parappa the Rapper". So, the game starts out with a puppy, Parappa, who is desperately in Любовь with this Sunflower girl, named Sunny. The names of the characters are all types of puns. EG: Katy Kat, PJ Berri, Chop Chop Master Onion, etc. (if none of Ты get these names, then Ты REALLY need to get out more) Anyway, Parappa does many tasks in order to win Sunny heart. The exception...