Dying Light

Ugh. This game is drastically horrible that I have no why I'm even reviewing it. Anyway, the game takes place at ACME Looniversity, where Plucky forgets to write his book Сообщить and decides to build a time machine so he can change the past and do his homework. Now that I've got the story explained, I'll just skip to the review.

Gameplay:
Thankfully, the controls aren't sloppy in any way. Ты basically Переместить Plucky around using the analog stick, which sounds very simple. I don't have too much to explain here, so I'll just sum up this part of the review by saying that controls for just about everything...

This is a sequel-article to one of my Последнее Статьи which was a giant rant about the apparent crappiness of the 360. I think it's fair to say I made it out to be the greatest rip-off on the face of the Earth. EVERYTHING is different once Ты have got your Золото Membership, there's so much new stuff to download and re-theme your screen. That is, once you've got past the torturous set-up of the internet connection and membership.

My horrible journey started with trailing a giant ethernet cable across my living room (from PC to 360) and digging a nail into the Стена above the door frame to serve...