Two people sit, straitjacketed in a dark room in an unknown location. Neither of them remember a thing, only that they are both adamant that it was the other one's fault for this situation.
Bp: Dammit, Wantadog, Ты bastard! I knew I shouldn't have listened to you! I could be sitting at Главная with a nice bottle of sake right now.
Wantadog: No, it was your fault, Bp! If Ты hadn't stolen that cop's hat, ran down the улица, уличный yelling 'blue murder' and 'pig', then stolen Конфеты from a baby, all while wearing your трусы, кальсоны over your trousers, this would never have happened.
Bp: Oh, wait, I did do that, didn't I? Well, Ты shouldn't have kept puring my sake shots all night then and I wouldn't have done that. Ты know what I'm like when I'm drunk...
Wantadog: Unfortunately... hence why we always end up in situations like this.
Bp: Hey! You've contributed to getting us in these situations, too.
Wantadog: Like when?
Bp: Like when Ты caused that whole ruckus on the Clan War and chased Rangiku, while holding a bottle of sake.
Wantadog: That was you...
Bp: Was it? Well, what about when Ты used to always initiate that Fourth Стена and make me lose stuff?
Wantadog: Yeah, but that never got us into a situation like this.
Bp: Well... I dunno. I'm out of ideas here. How about we plan a daring escape?
Wantadog: Right, because one of your plans couldn't possibly go wrong, right? *voice dripping with sarcasm*
Bp: I don't wanna be in here, though! Ты plan it, then.
Wantadog: Fine. If it will shut Ты up and get me away from you, then I guess I have no choice. Activate, Absurd Suggestion!
Bp: Ah... are Ты sure that's a good idea?
Wantadog: It's my ultimate ability, Bp. I have to use it. I'll bang on the door, then when someone comes, I'll use it to make them let us out and free us.
Bp: *sighs* I hope this works.
Wantadog: It will. Now go bang on the door, as loudly as Ты can.
Bp: Why me?
Wantadog: Because Ты got us into this mess.
Bp: Fine... okay, let's go! * walks over to door and bangs really loudly and annoyingly for several minutes, until someone yells from behind the door*
Person: Hey! Stoip that banging right now!
Wantadog: Absurd Suggestion! I suggest that Ты let us out of here, so we can go home. My friend is mentally retarded and needs his meds.
Person: Okay. Hold on. *opens the door*
Wantadog: Well, that was surprisingly easy... okay, let's go, Bp. We need to get your meds!
Bp: ........
*Outside mental institute, Bp and Wantadog look sideways at each other*
Bp: Well, your plan worked.
Wantadog: Exactly! Now, we go get your meds.
Bp: Dammit, Wantadog, Ты bastard! I knew I shouldn't have listened to you! I could be sitting at Главная with a nice bottle of sake right now.
Wantadog: No, it was your fault, Bp! If Ты hadn't stolen that cop's hat, ran down the улица, уличный yelling 'blue murder' and 'pig', then stolen Конфеты from a baby, all while wearing your трусы, кальсоны over your trousers, this would never have happened.
Bp: Oh, wait, I did do that, didn't I? Well, Ты shouldn't have kept puring my sake shots all night then and I wouldn't have done that. Ты know what I'm like when I'm drunk...
Wantadog: Unfortunately... hence why we always end up in situations like this.
Bp: Hey! You've contributed to getting us in these situations, too.
Wantadog: Like when?
Bp: Like when Ты caused that whole ruckus on the Clan War and chased Rangiku, while holding a bottle of sake.
Wantadog: That was you...
Bp: Was it? Well, what about when Ты used to always initiate that Fourth Стена and make me lose stuff?
Wantadog: Yeah, but that never got us into a situation like this.
Bp: Well... I dunno. I'm out of ideas here. How about we plan a daring escape?
Wantadog: Right, because one of your plans couldn't possibly go wrong, right? *voice dripping with sarcasm*
Bp: I don't wanna be in here, though! Ты plan it, then.
Wantadog: Fine. If it will shut Ты up and get me away from you, then I guess I have no choice. Activate, Absurd Suggestion!
Bp: Ah... are Ты sure that's a good idea?
Wantadog: It's my ultimate ability, Bp. I have to use it. I'll bang on the door, then when someone comes, I'll use it to make them let us out and free us.
Bp: *sighs* I hope this works.
Wantadog: It will. Now go bang on the door, as loudly as Ты can.
Bp: Why me?
Wantadog: Because Ты got us into this mess.
Bp: Fine... okay, let's go! * walks over to door and bangs really loudly and annoyingly for several minutes, until someone yells from behind the door*
Person: Hey! Stoip that banging right now!
Wantadog: Absurd Suggestion! I suggest that Ты let us out of here, so we can go home. My friend is mentally retarded and needs his meds.
Person: Okay. Hold on. *opens the door*
Wantadog: Well, that was surprisingly easy... okay, let's go, Bp. We need to get your meds!
Bp: ........
*Outside mental institute, Bp and Wantadog look sideways at each other*
Bp: Well, your plan worked.
Wantadog: Exactly! Now, we go get your meds.
