YOU'RE UGLY! (Warrior Spoof)

Chapter 1: Startling News



"What?!"

Firestar looked at the two she-cats in surprise.

It was Sunhigh the Далее day, and it was warm enough for a barbecue. The Музыка from Graystripe's boombox was blasting, lyrics of the band Bon Jovi playing.

"Why didn't we have Эминем или Lil' Wayne in the tracks, again?" Dustpelt.

"There are young kits here, Dustpelt," Sorreltail mewed.

The tabby warrior scoffed. "Whatever." He turned on his MP3 to hear the lyrics to "No Love" in his ears.

Firestar still stared at the two she-cats after hearing the news of the apocalypse.

"It's true," Leafpaw meowed to her father. "It...

One of my Warriors Spoofs:

Blurb:A Warriors Spoof version of 2012. If Ты haven't read up to The New Prophecy, Ты should NOT read this fanfiction, или even continue Чтение the summary.
Leafpaw has received signs that the world in the forest would come to an end. Firestar thinks it's just like in the movie 2012, meanwhile. As events of apocaplypse progress, Firestar gets even еще paranoid. How will this end...and what is the "true" story of what happened before the Great Journey?


Prologue: Leafpaw's Discovery

Cinderpelt sorted the herbs casually, organizing them in alphabetical order.

"All right,"...