Эй,
Ты fucking guys, how the fuck do Ты make a fucking piece of fucking shit thats so fucking fucked up that is is fucking terrible... Sorry about swearing so much, just that, this Крипипаста had so much swearing, it must have worn off.... I'm reviewing Conker's Worst мех Day..... Fucker....
So, anyway, it starts with this guy.... Ты know what, before I continue, I want to count down every single cliche for a cursed game. Lets start. This guy played Conker's Bad мех день when he was a kid (1) so, after watching it online, he wants to play it again (2). He goes to every full extent just to play this game (3). He then finds it online with a different Название then usual (4). He then plays the game, and it starts with some creepy visuals (5). Wow, were up to 5. Woopity-fucking-do.
So, anyway, Conker swears еще then an immature middle school student. I swear, the word fuck is used еще then an Angry Video Game Nerd episode. So, he then kills Birdie.... the Scarecrow.... he's a character in the game, for all of Ты who haven't played an N64. Anyway, he kills Birdie in some hyperrealistic blood (6).
After this, Conker then gets ripped to pieces by zombies, because........ I don't know. After this, Conker then talks to the player (7) And tells him to..... Never be greedy? Well, at least thats original. Thats a plus. And he says not to and he deletes the game and..... That's it...... Okay, I admit, the ending is actually good. Some may disagree, but if Ты have read all these shitty cursed game creepypastas, Ты would be glad to see a Крипипаста that has an ending where the characters from the game kill the player. Thank god.
Now, this story, yes, it sucks. It really does, but at least the ending did some good.... Wow, how come successful stories can suck at the end but shit like this can be great in the end..... Goddamn irony. Buy, hey, that's only my fucking opinion. What the fuck is Your Take
So, anyway, it starts with this guy.... Ты know what, before I continue, I want to count down every single cliche for a cursed game. Lets start. This guy played Conker's Bad мех день when he was a kid (1) so, after watching it online, he wants to play it again (2). He goes to every full extent just to play this game (3). He then finds it online with a different Название then usual (4). He then plays the game, and it starts with some creepy visuals (5). Wow, were up to 5. Woopity-fucking-do.
So, anyway, Conker swears еще then an immature middle school student. I swear, the word fuck is used еще then an Angry Video Game Nerd episode. So, he then kills Birdie.... the Scarecrow.... he's a character in the game, for all of Ты who haven't played an N64. Anyway, he kills Birdie in some hyperrealistic blood (6).
After this, Conker then gets ripped to pieces by zombies, because........ I don't know. After this, Conker then talks to the player (7) And tells him to..... Never be greedy? Well, at least thats original. Thats a plus. And he says not to and he deletes the game and..... That's it...... Okay, I admit, the ending is actually good. Some may disagree, but if Ты have read all these shitty cursed game creepypastas, Ты would be glad to see a Крипипаста that has an ending where the characters from the game kill the player. Thank god.
Now, this story, yes, it sucks. It really does, but at least the ending did some good.... Wow, how come successful stories can suck at the end but shit like this can be great in the end..... Goddamn irony. Buy, hey, that's only my fucking opinion. What the fuck is Your Take