Windwakerguy430 Article: Walking dead spoof 2

posted by Canada24

"I'm sorry. But we don't know you" Rick insisted.

"Your right. Ты don't know us.. Ты don't know what we had to go though" Dave insisted.

"I'm sorry.. But the farm is too crowded as it is" Hershel replied.

"Fuck that! I'll kill all three of yeah and take your damn farm!" Tony cried angry.

"Hey. Hey.. Nobody's killing nobody" Dave said, calming down his fat friend.

But Tony was still angry, and due to this anger he threw down his shotgun as hard as he could, but this caused it to accidentally go off, and Tony ended up shooting himself in the face and instantly died.

Dave, for whatever reason, blamed Rick for Tony's death and he and Rick both reached their handgun (like in a cowboy showdown) Rick was faster then Dave was and shot Dave though the head, causing blood to spray over the wall, and Dave to fall down instantly dead. Despite seeing this happen, Rick yelled for Dave to get back on his feet and apologise for his actions, proving that 'my' version of Rick, really has not grown any wiser then we originally him being.

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Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 11

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Medli: Oh, damn, I've been trying to genetically create Link by using that blood sample. Maybe I need a seaman sample as well. Perhaps I can seduce him to- Wait, if I did that then why would I need to create this clone of his in the first place
Link: Hey, Medli
Medli: Link. You've returned. I knew you'd come back for-
Link: Yeah, whatever. Listen, I need to find some psychotic bird human hybrid, and Ты fit that position well, so, come on
Medli: Wait, what would my father think
Link: I already talked to him
(Flashback)
Link: And that's why I need your daughter
Postman King: But can't Ты just take...

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Windwakerguy430 VS Memes: Episode 5 - My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello everyone, and today, we will be talking about the memes from the hit show, and one of my Избранное shows, My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic.
Now, what can be сказал(-а) about this show. It's amazing. But, how did it get so many memes. Well, come along, lets find out, everypony....... I hope Ты all enjoyed me saying everypony, because I am never going to say it again.
So, the Показать started in October 2010. MLP was created by Lauren Faust, mostly known for her other great works like Powerpuff Girls and Fosters Главная for Imaginary Friends, so, its no wonder why this Показать is amazing. Of course, the...

Booze Brothers - Episode 5 - Dante's Infuriation

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Joe

(Cody and Cory throw body into firepalce)
Cody: Goddamn it. How many guys did we kill
Cory: About 1574
Cody: Shit. Hey, Nick (Knocks on bathroom door) Are Ты done yet
Nick: (Throws body into bathtub) Can't a guy get some privacy (Hums and cuts up body with knife)
Cody: (Sigh)
Alice: (Throws bodies into trash cans)
Nick: (Walks out of bathroom dragging bloody bag)

Demon: (In alley) Hmm... I need to summon my minions. Silvona. Jebodiah. Come (Fire arises)
???: Huh. Oh, Dante, good to see ya, bro
Dante: Jebodiah? Is that you
???: Well, it's Joe now, asctually
Dante: And... What is this Ты are saying
Joe:...

быстрый, стремительный, свифт Justice: Ace Attorney Case 2-3 - The Masked Turnabout (Part 2)

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Court Lobby
10:57 a.m. June 15th

Swift: So, Lou was not around when the killer attacked. That means bad news for us. Unless we can prove that he wasn't the one who killed the victim, He is no doubt going to be found guilty
Lilly: I thought this wouldn't go well. But, what about that new prosecutor everyone is talking about
Swift: Ты mean Marcus Mays? Well, I really don't know what to expect from him. We'll just have to see how it goes in court
Lou: Hey, guys. How did the investigation go?
Swift: Not to good. The prosecution got all the evidence before we could
Lou: Oh no
Swift: But don't worry. I'll...

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 2

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Tetra: So, now that we are here, are Ты ready to go on an amazing adventure to save your sister
Link: No
Tetra: Then let us- Wait, what do Ты mean by no
Link: Ты see, my mother used to tell me stories of a Храбрая сердцем hero who went through many hardships to save the land from evil. And I can assure you, I fucking hate the stuff he went through. He almost got killed by spiders, lizards, jellyfish monsters, ghosts, dragons, water.... Yeah, just water, zombies, witches, pigmen, tribal warriors, goats, giant fish, worms, and a scary mask, and I can assure Ты I won't go on some crappy adventure
Tetra:...

What's Your Take - Статья 50 - The Dead Channel (50th Статья Special)

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Well... I can't believe its here. I сказал(-а) I'd review this back in my Modofiyers review, so here it is. I give Ты the worst, and I mean the fucking WORST, channel of this день and age... Nickelodeon.
Okay, so why is Nickelodeon so awful... Well, lets compare some other channels. Cartoon Network has Adventure Time. Дисней has Gravity Falls. Hub has My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. What does Nickelodeon have......... They have modern Spongebob, Sangey and Craig, and........... Well, I'll tell Ты the other Показать when it comes to it. Now, these are the three shows that Nickelodeon has most......

быстрый, стремительный, свифт Justice: Ace Attorney Case 2-3 - The Masked Turnabout (Part 5)

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Courtroom No. 3
12: 00 p.m. June 16th

Judge: So, I believe that Mr. Mays was able to bring in the witness
Marcus: Yes, your honor. She is a little scared, so I suggest Ты try to keep calm... Mr. Justice
Swift: *There is something about this guy... I don't know what... But I feel like... No, thats just crazy talk*
Marcus: Witness, please state your name and occupation
Jessica: I'm Jessica Jess and... Well... Lou prefers to do all the hard work
Marcus: So Ты witnessed the murder
Jessica: ...Yes
Marcus: And, could Ты tell us who was the killer
Lou: ...*smile*
Jessica: I-it was... It was Lou
Lou: ................WHAT!!!...

What's Your Take - Статья 80 - Tiny Bomb Giant Tosh S**tstory

posted by Windwakerguy430

Япония makes some weird stuff. However, weird isn't always bad. Take a look at Super Mario Bros. Ты play as a plumber saving a princess from a dinosaur as Ты look for mushrooms and fight walking mushrooms and turtles in shoes, and that game makes a billion dollars with each game released... However... if Ты look on the opposite side of the spectrum, weird isn't always good. With that, we get a Манга with a Название so perverted, I am sure this review will get flagged. It's Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History.
Now, let me tell you, if Ты don't know what hentai is, your too young to read this story,...

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What's Your Take - Статья 96 - Attack on Titan Abridged.... WHERE IS IT

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Now, if Ты know me, Ты know that I watch Abridged series. One of my избранное would be Dragon Ball Z Abridged and Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. However, all of these were made by TeamFourStar, so they are pretty much abridged geniuses. However, there is one Abridged that, sadly, didn't go anywhere. That is Attack on Titan Abridged.
Now, this one had probably the longest first episode out of any other TeamFourStar series. And they used there time VERY well. All of the comedy is perfect in this. From dark to slapstick humor. This abridged used all of it. Another likable thing is the characters....

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Sonic X Abridged - Episode 1

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Sonic X Parody - Episode 1

The following is a non profit Фан based parody. Sonic X is owned by 4Kids and the Sonic Team. Please support the official release

Robot 1: And I was like, “That’s what she said”.
Robot 2: Ha ha, that joke never gets old
Robot 1: Yeah. Anyway….. Wait, did Ты hear that
Robot 2: (Turns to see something running at them) Oh shit
Robot 1: Okay, don’t worry. We were created for this very purpose. We can do this. Shoot him (Fires at thing)
Sonic: Get out of the way (Jumps over robots)
Robot 1: ……………….. Shit
(Meanwhile)
Droid 1: Dr. Robotnik, it appears-
Eggman:...

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 15 - Finale

posted by Windwakerguy430

Ganondorf: Ha ha, no doubt my giant black guard killed Link. (Laughs)
Tetra: I honestly could care less about him
Ganondorf: Now, nothing can stop-
Link: There Ты are, Ты fuckign cheater
Ganondorf: Goddamn it, I have..... wait, what is that...... Ты hold the final triforce piece
Link: Yeah, so wha- (Ganondorf slaps Link)
GanondorF: I'll be taking that (Picks up Triforce piece) Yoink. Finally, I have all three pieces (Giant Triforce appears) Ha ha ha. I did it. I got the Triforce. I'm so happy, I'm actually not going to kill Ты all
Tetra: Really
Ganondorf: (Laughs) No, your all so fucked
Link: Hey,...

Honorable characters who died WITHOUT honor.

posted by Canada24

JOHNNY KLIBITZ:
In my opinion. Johnny was the best protagonist. He's so fun to use.. And he's actually quite relatable in most ways. Coarse. This also goes for Niko, but that's anouther story.
Anyway. After his once best friend, Billy Grey had finally Остаться в живых his mind and Johnny having had to put him down.
Johnny was in charge of the lost.. But he became a meth addict, and all that made him badass we're removed, because if it weren't I'm pretty sure Trevor and him would of been easily matched in a fight. But instead, Johnny was too gullible, and it cost him his life. And Trevor. Knowing they would...

What's Your Take - Статья 76 - Saving минуты Wastes Time

posted by Windwakerguy430

How odd is it to read a fanfic based off a commercial. Pretty odd. But if it's good, then I'm all for it... But, what if that fanfic has rape and incest... That's the Saving минуты Saves Money fanfic.
Seriously, how does rape come to mind when Ты write a fanfic based on a cellphone commercial. Well, fuck, someone did it, and, surprise, surprise, sur-fucking-prise, some one did, apparently.
So, it starts with our character, Brad, getting yelled at by his mother for wasting minutes. Well, so far it is accurate to the commercial. Soon, Brad gets pissed and throws his mother onto the floor. And...

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What's Your Take - Статья 70 - JUST A F**KING JOKE

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(I'd like to thank Canada24 for this recommendation)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's just a joke. Just a Joke. JUST A FUCKING JOKE!!! Today's fanfic is Just a Joke.
Now, this is a Smosh fanfic. Now, I enjoy Smosh. It is a very funny internet series and I really enjoy it. But.... We get Just a Joke. From every chapter, I was fucking sick to my stomach.
So, this is a sjipfic of Ian and Anthony. And, it is not just sickening, but it is fucking boring. When the story isn't making Ты vomit, its making Ты fall to sleep. And, this is one of the stories I really didn't want to finish....

What's Your Take - Статья 53 - Rini's Horrible Fanfiction

posted by Windwakerguy430

Yet another fanfic about a Показать I never had the chance to watch. Now, from what I know, this fanfic is based off of the hit anime, Sailor Moon... A Показать in which I never got around to watching because I'm an idiot that never looks at Популярное stuff. Anyway, this fanfic here, named Rini's Horrible Death, is a huge piece of shit that I'm surprised I actually got through it without wanting to find the actul sorce for this fanfic and burn every bit of it. Lets begin, shall we?
So, the whole fanfic is about a character from the Показать named Serena is getting fed up with Rini always getting in the way...

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What's Your Take - Статья 45 - Dipper Goes to тако Bell, Reader Goes to Hell

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What do Ты get when Ты take a beloved cartoon and mix it with some of the worst fanfics known to man... Ты get Dipper Goes to тако Bell
You can tell just from Чтение that Название that this is stupid. This is a Gravity Falls fanfic, and a bad one at that. Now, let me start off by saying I have not had the luck to watch Gravity Falls. Of course, I am willing to give the Показать a try, but, for the moment, I have no clue what the Показать is, или who the characters are, so, if I make a mistake involving the show, then, don't get mad. Just remember, I have not watched this Показать yet. Anyway, the fanfic...

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What's Your Take - Статья 121 - Sally NOT EXE

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Everyone, I have good news and bad news. Good news is that we are at the last of the Sonic.EXE series......... The bad news, is that this one is the worst of the bunch..... IT's Sally.EXE.... ugh.
So, it starts with this guy saying he never watches Sonic Телевидение shows, however his Избранное character is Sally, a character who only appears in the television. Wow, not even ten секунды in and I hate this story already.
Also, I like to point out that this story takes notes from Sonic.EXE, in other words, its the same fucking thing as Sonic.EXE, just with Sally. It is literally the same fucking...

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 14

posted by Windwakerguy430

King of Red Lions: We did it Link. We collected all eight pieces
Link: ABOUT TI- (Ahem) I mean, about time. So now what
King of Red Lions: Now we head back down to the sacred realm
Link: Now wait, before Ты do this, Ты should warn me when your going to go into- (Boat goes under water)

Link: GODDAMN IT
King of Red Lions: Anyway, Ты should check on Zelda
Link: Oh, right. How long has it been exactly
King of Red Lions: Um............. about a week
Link: ............... oh shit

Link: Tetra, are Ты still alive
Tetra: It's about time. I've been stuck in this goddamn place for weeks. I'm cold, hungry, and...

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What's Your Take - Статья 56 - The Worst Fanfiction Ever Written

posted by Windwakerguy430

Oh, Pokemon. It was one of the things I loved so much in my childhood other then Zelda. IT has its own games, toys, trading cards, TV shows, manga, and, in this case, Фан fictions. This Показать had Остаться в живых of fanfictions. Some good like No Antidote, the Pokemon Rebellion, and The Midsummer Knight's Dream. Then there was the bad ones like Pokemon Ultiment (Yes the spelling of Ultimate was messed up on purpose. That's how its spelled) Forever Mine, and Darkest Night........ Then..... There's The Pokemon Story.
This has to be, without a doubt, the worst fanfic I have ever read. Worse then Trixie's Funhouse....

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What's Your Take- Статья 25- Saint's Blow

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I'm just going to say it, I hate Saints Row: The Third. Now, there may be some people who know this game, unless Ты play Grand Theft Auto. Now, Saints Row used to be good. Saint Row 1 was a fun game, and then came Saint's Row 2 which was even better. But, then came this abomination, known only as Saint's Row: The Third. Why do I hate this crappy game. I'll give Ты ten reasons. (They will not go in order of how I hate them. They'll just be random)

10: Activities: In the Saints Row games, there are activities Ты can do to earn Ты respect and cash. In Saint's Row 2, we had lots of fun ones....