Chuck: Ready to go, Katey
Katey: Yep
Stacey: The military's coming
Chuck: Good. Nothing can possibly go wrong
(Meanwhile, with the military)
Boykin: OKAY, Ты LITTLE GIRLS! NOW, THE OPERATION IS SIMPLE! KILL ALL ZOMBIES, AND SAVE THE SURVIVORS! NOW, Переместить OUT
Soldier: Well, nothing can go wrong (Gas comes)
Soldier 2: Egh. Who fucking farted?
(Zombies change into gas zombies)
Soldier 2: Well.............. Shit (Gets killed by zombies, as well as the other soldiers)
Boykin: (Talking to dying soldier) Don't Ты die on me, Ты little bitch. Get up. I сказал(-а) get up
Soldier: (Dies)
Boykin: Ты FUCKING PUSSY
(Meanwhile, in the безопасно, сейф House)
Katey: ....... Dad, do Ты always jinx things
Stacey: What just happened
Chuck: Well, if I'm correct, the gas, which must have been coming from the ventilation shafts, made the zombies еще faster, stronger, and smarter, making sure that the military doesn't try to rescue the survivors
Stacey: ....... Did Chuck just make an actual logical statement
Chuck: I like pie
Stacey: And he's back to normal (Looks at monitor) Wait... is Rebecca going into the Underground
Chuck: Oh, that Rebecca. What a card. Guess I should go save her
Katey: Dad, that is a bad idea. Didn't Ты see those zombies
Chuck: Ha. I'll be fi-
(Later, outside)
Chuck: (Getting attacked by Gas Zombies) I take it back. I am not fine
(Later, in the underground)
Boykin: (Fighting zombies)
Chuck: (Sees Boykin)
Rebecca: Ugh.... Where am I
Boykin: Shut up (Hits her with his gun)
Rebecca: Why'd Ты hit me
Boykin: Because! (Hits her again, then pushes her into the car)
Chuck: Well, he seems like a nice guy
Boykin: Come get some
Chuck: Hey, Mr. Army Man. Can Ты let my friend go
Rebecca: Were not friends
Boykin: Come at me, zombie
Chuck: Uh...... Okay (Walks closer)
Boykin: My god..... he's actually coming closer. I didn't think zombies were that smart. Oh, god, I'm so FUCKED
Chuck: Uh..... I'll just take Rebecca now (Opens car door and helps her out)
Boykin: ......... Fuck it. Can't take any chances (Pulls chain on grenade and he explodes)
Chuck: Now what did I do that time?
Rebecca: Forget it. We just need to- OW
Chuck: Are Ты okay
Rebecca: Yeah, it's just a sprain
Chuck: ....... But Ты were hit in the face
Rebecca: I know. But, remember, this is a Japanese game. I have to be the sex appeal character who is totally useless.
Chuck: Ooohhh. I see now. I guess Ты make a point
(Later)
Chuck: Well, things could have gotten worse (Zombies break into безопасно, сейф house)
Katey: Darn it dad, stop jinxing everything)
Chuck: Don't worry. I'll stop them (Walks outside)
Stacey: ......... He's screwed isn't he
Katey: Probably
(Later)
Chuck: Okay, everything's okay..... Where's P Diddy
Stacey: His name is TK. TK. Not P Diddy
Chuck: ......................... Well, why didn't anyone tell me that before
Stacey: (Lifts baseball bat in the air, aiming to hit him)
(Meanwhile)
TK: (Screams, as a zombie is biting him)
Chuck: (Kills zombie) .................. Well, sorry for mistaking Ты for P Diddy
TO BE CONTINUED