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After finally completing Dark Souls, I can say that it has easily become one of my Избранное RPGs, and I can not wait for Dark Souls III to come out. There are quite a lot to enjoy about Dark Souls. The combat, the levels, the characters, even the story (Or what incredibly little of a story there is). But I think the best part of Dark Souls has to be the boss battles….. Sometimes. There are some good bosses and there are some… less than spectacular bosses. So, today, I want to share with Ты all the bosses from this game that I like and dislike. Now, of course, this is my opinion. Ты may have a different opinion on these bosses than I do, but just remember. Also, no DLC bosses. No Artorias, no Magnus, and not that one dragon whose name is hard for me to remember. This is my opinion. So, try not to get to angry about this. So, with that said, let’s start the Список with the worst bosses (Or at the least, my least favorite)

#5: Chaos Witch Quelaag



Yes, I сказал(-а) it. I do not like the Chaos Witch Quelaag. Everyone online сказал(-а) that Quelaag was a nearly impossible boss that took a lot of time, patience, and determination to beat. Me? I just found the fight boring and took too long. Throughout the fight, Quelaag would constantly spit lava at you, which would stay on the ground for a while before fading, and all Ты could do was just run around her, while she kept swinging her sword. All this fight made me do was wait for a chance to hit her. It could take just a few seconds, but it could also take five minutes. For me, it was usually the latter. I know that this is a very loved boss on the internet, but I just found it boring and kept asking myself throughout the fight “Are Ты dead yet”? Granted, it could be worse….. like the other four.

#4: Pinwheel



Now, what are this boss’s attacks…….. Honestly, I do not know. All I know is that he can copy himself and shoot some magic at you. Other than that, I have no idea what this guy can do. And why is that? Because this is the easiest boss in the entire game, and let me tell you, I never thought I’d have to use the word easy to describe ANYTHING in Dark Souls. But that’s the only thing I can use to describe Pinwheel. He’s pathetically easy. For me, he died in literally four hits. FOUR HITS! With every other boss, I had to strategize my attacks and wait for the right moment to свинг, качели and dodge just to survive. Not with Pinwheel. I just walked right up to him and went with the genius strategy of hitting him until he died… riveting.

#3: The Four Kings



Honestly, I thought after another boss fight where Ты need to fight еще than one boss (Will get to that later), I thought the Four Kings would be a lot of fun… I was wrong. Instead, the Four Kings was all kinds of obnoxious. Throughout the fight, they will огонь these magic waves at you, which deal a lot of damage, and the worst part is that they do NOT go away and they are heat seeking, so the best thing to do is to just take that magic wave like a man, because if Ты don’t, Ты will never be done with it. And it doesn’t help that the Four Kings constantly comes at Ты with sword and huge magic blasts to harm you. And Ты gotta Любовь it when the guys gang up on Ты and constantly stab you. It’s just SO much fun. And the worst part is how Ты beat them. Ты have to круг around them and just stab them when they swing. So basically, Ты gotta get as close as Ты can to the enemy in a game that taught Ты that getting close to the enemy can get Ты killed. What kind of screwed up logic is that?!

#2: постель, кровати of Chaos



Oh my god…. Ты seriously can’t screw up a boss as badly as this. The постель, кровати of Chaos required Ты to do three different things. Ты need to go and cut off the weak spots on each side of the boss, and then Ты need to kill the boss from inside. However, that’s easier сказал(-а) than done. Getting to the first weak spot isn’t too hard. But after that, it’s all downhill from here. The постель, кровати of Chaos will then grow arms and a large magic blade. The постель, кровати of Chaos will than begin to swipe at Ты with it’s hands while at the same time trying to stab Ты with it’s blade. And while this is happening, the goddamn floor is falling underneath you, and if Ты fall down that hole, Ты will be rewarded with an instant death. And if that wasn’t bad enough, when Ты die, Ты have to go back to the bonfire that is five минуты away right outside of Остаться в живых Izalith. That means that Ты have to walk through the lave, the tunnel, past the огонь breathing goblins, past that big brown thing with the mouth on вверх of it’s head, and down the slide just to get another shot. And after Ты destroy the секунда weak spot, Ты then have to actually fall down the damn hole. So basically, Ты now have to jump down a hole, which before this, would result in your death. And it still will if Ты miss the branch. And once you're finally inside the постель, кровати of Chaos, what is the boss's true form? A larva….. that dies in one hit……. Did I mention that this is the dumbest and most disappointing fight in the game?

#1: Capra Demon



Screw this boss. Screw this goddamn boss. There is no good thing about this boss. He sucks no matter what Ты do. This could either be an incredibly annoying fight или one of the easiest in the game. It could be annoying because Ты are дана no warning before the Capra Demon rushes at Ты and kills you. Not to mention, his machetes do a one hit kill. And if Ты can dodge that attack, you’d better watch out for the two demon Собаки he has, which will attack Ты right after he’s done. So not only do Ты need to worry about his one hit kill swipe, but Ты also need to watch for the dogs. And since Ты are in such a small area, dying is not that hard. But, like I said, this can also be incredibly easy, because if Ты run up the stairs, the Capra Demon will be too slow to catch up for a bit, giving Ты enough time to kill the dogs, and if Ты fall once the Capra Demon is at the top, he will follow and be stunned for a bit, giving Ты enough time to strike before Ты repeat the process again. This boss was such a useless pile of crap, that they actually reused this guy again as just an enemy in the Demon Ruins. That’s how much this guy sucks. I had еще fun fighting the damn Hydra, and that was a mini-boss. When the mini-boss is еще fun than a real boss, Ты failed miserably.

Okay, now, with that out of the way, it is time for us to Переместить on to the better bosses in this game

#5: Asylum Demon



Sure, some may say that the Asylum Demon is very easy. Sure, he’s not as pathetic as Pinwheel (Thank god), but he is still very easy. However, he is hard enough to give the player a challenge. First time Ты meet him, Ты aren’t supposed to fight him. Ты have to run away and try to avoid dying. This is because Ты don’t have a weapon. And Ты NEED one. When Ты meet him again, that is when the real fight starts. What I like best about this boss is that it sets the player up for bosses in a way that is easy to learn, but still has that Dark Souls challenge to it, letting Ты know that this is as simple as it gets with this game, so be prepared. Sure, he’s no (Insert later boss on this Список here), but hey, I like the challenge…… I just wish they didn’t recycle this boss…… TWICE!

#4: Gaping Dragon



There are two ways that this game tries to instill fear from the bosses to the player. The first and most obvious, difficulty. And trust me, we’ve seen that a lot by this point. And then…. there’s design… And the Gaping Dragon has plenty of those designs. OH MY GOD, look at this thing. A dragon would have been bad enough, but now, this thing has a mouth FILLED with sharp teeth. Jaws would be jealous. Not to mention, the fight is pretty fun. Though… it’s a bit too simple. Just dodge his charge attack, strike, and avoid his slam attack. I heard he had an attack where he vomits and it damages your armor, but in my playthrough, I never experienced this fight. So what makes it so good. Obviously. The Дизайн is freaking terrifying. And I can tell they were going with that kind of design. And that’s what I like best about the Gaping Dragon. His Дизайн made what was just a usual fight for me so much еще fun. I would have been pretty bored if it wasn’t for this boss being so well designed. Even the worst bosses have great designs….. Can’t say that saved their boring, frustrating, and just awful fights, though.

#3: Dragon Slayer Ornstein and Executioner Smough



Throughout the game, Ты have gotten used to focusing on one-on-one boss fights (Except with the Gargoyles and that crappy Capra Demon fight). Ты have been learning hard to do your best when fighting bosses and would do you’re hardest to beat them… so naturally, when we all came across Ornstein and Smough, we all got our asses kicked. What makes this so much harder is that Ты now have to fight two bosses at once. And I mean two full bosses. With the Gargoyles, the секунда boss didn’t come until later in the fight and their health was halved. And that Capra Demon just used enemies. Not Ornstein and Smough. They are both fully formed bosses with a totally filled health bar, and they do not mess around. They both have different strategies for fighting. Ornstein is not as strong, but is so much faster and uses electricity, whereas Smough is slower, but a much heavier hitter and can reach еще distances thanks to his size. So, after Ты kill one, you’d think that would make the fight easier….. Right? Oh, I wish. No, if Ты kill one, not only do Ты greatly piss off the other, but they become even stronger. If Smough dies first, Ornstein will pray to his soul and will grow to the size of Smough, giving him the same strength and reach like Smough. If Ornstein is defeated, Smough will just straight up kill him to take his electricity power. Oh, and if Ты die, Ты have to do the whole fight over again. But trust me, the satisfaction Ты get from beating this boss is so incredible, that it makes this boss fight so incredible.

(WARNING: SPOILERS FOR THE GAME’S FINAL BOSS)

#2: Gwyn, Lord of Cinder



Throughout the entire game, Ты have been ringing bells, collecting souls, and dying and being revived, you’d think Ты were in a Happy дерево Друзья episode (... Why did I make that reference). But when Ты make it to the final area, The Kiln of the First Flame, Ты will see that it is filled with ashes and burned stone. And when Ты make it to the end, what Ты will find is Gwyn. Throughout the game, Ты were made to believe that he was a large god like deity with immense strength. Instead, he is a man the same size as you, who is weakened from giving his soul to the flame. And in the fight, he is easily the most aggressive boss fight in the game, hitting Ты with his hardest and fastest attacks. Ты NEED a good shield for this fight, cause he will drain your stamina fast in this fight. However, throughout the fight, the Музыка isn’t some epic Музыка giving off the final battle. Instead, it is a very soft and saddening theme, emphasizing Lord Gwyn himself as a man who used his soul to keep the First Flame lit for a short time, and trying to keep Ты from putting it out (Which Ты actually can do in one of the endings, just to make it even еще depressing). I have to say, for a final boss, it’s not bad.

Before we get to number one, I should talk about the other bosses from the game. Why? Cause shut up. Let’s do this.

Taurus Demon



Very threatening and a good challenge. Though, with the Pin Resin Ты get a few минуты before, he’s kinda easy. Even easier if Ты kill the archers on the tower behind Ты first.

Ceaseless Discharge (Gross)



Pretty easy and very interesting on how he attacks you, after stealing the treasure on a dead body (Theorized to be his dead sister), but a bit too slow. Also, running to the exit for him to jump at the ledge, making Ты stab his arm is very well thought out

Seath the Scaleless



Too dull and boring, and that cursed spike attack can go straight to hell

Moonlight Butterfly



A lot like the number one boss, only not as cool. I still do like how they made is saddening that Ты are killing a creature whose Главная Ты are invading. Very well done

Gargoyles



A pretty interesting fight…. I JUST WISHED THEY WOULDN’T FREAKIN’ JUMP ME!

Iron Golem



A very threatening looking fight at first, and very annoying when he keeps knocking Ты off the ledge…. And then Ты realize that he can’t stand a stab in the ankle and then he becomes a cry baby and falls on the ground taking a rest… Hey, that should be a new thing. I used to be a threatening boss, until I took a sword to the ankle…. On секунда thought, that really sucks. Forget about that

сороконожка Demon



I understand how he could have been threatening, what with the lava and the lunging attacks…. But I had a phantom helping me, so it was kind easy. Fun, but easy

Gravelord Nito



If Ты can look past the annoying skeletons that help, than this is a pretty fun boss fight. I really do enjoy rushing at him and stabbing him… even though he took slightly еще hits than the Asylum Demon. Also, Nito’s Дизайн belongs on a Metal album cover

Hydra



Is this a boss? A mini-boss, sure, but a boss? Well…… That hole Далее to him can go to hell….. and I really hated that water attack he shot at Ты before Ты could even see him through the trees…. And the Ice Golem things were really unnecessary- Are Ты sure this is a boss

Hellkite Dragon



Again, is this a boss? Well…. at least killing him was satisfying, what with this guy dominating the bridge most of the game.

As for Gwyndolin and Priscilla, I’m not a heartless monster, so I never tried to attack them. And I don’t want to post anymore pictures because I’m almost at my image limit. So, let’s Переместить on to number one. And for those who have played Dark Souls… Ты all know who it is.

#1: Great Grey Wolf, Sif



I Любовь this boss… It’s perfect. This boss fight perfectly describes Dark Souls in a way I didn’t think was possible. Where do I start (The fight itself, obviously). Sif jumps around the area as much as possibly, wielding a giant sword in it’s mouth to свинг, качели at Ты with. You’d better have a good shield and lot’s of stamina for this fight, because let me tell you, it’s quite the challenge. And trying not to lose stamina during this fight, timing the right time to strike to avoid a huge sword to the face is very satisfying…. until Ты get him down to one health box. Once Sif is almost dead, he will begin limping, looking injured as he continues to fight, despite that he swings his sword in a much weaker way and can barely stand. And when Ты finally kill him, Ты may notice that, unlike the bosses before, Ты do not feel satisfied. Instead, Ты feel empty, like Ты did something wrong. And indeed, Ты did. Sif is nothing like most of the bosses in the game. Some of the bosses fight to protect something of theirs because they are not willing to give it to a human, while others attack Ты just for their own sadistic reasons. Sif is nothing like that. Sif only wishes to protect the grave of Artorias, who died protecting Sif years ago. Now Sif sits by Artorias’s grave to protect it, and seeing as Ты wish to rob the grave obviously isn’t something Sif wants. He doesn’t want to fight, but since Ты wish to steal from Artorias’s grave, he has no choice but to stop you. And what makes it еще heartbreaking is that killing Sif isn’t an option. Ты HAVE to do this in order to beat the game. And what I think is the best part about this boss fight is that this shows Ты that this isn’t just a game where Ты can be a cool and powerful knight, killing everything in your way. This shows that their are consequences for killing something. Sure, the Moonlight бабочка did it first, but Sif did it better. It shows that Dark Souls isn’t a game that is happy in the slightest. This is a game about the world ending, people dying, and when the endings themselves are bittersweet, no matter which Ты choose, it’s amazing that out of all of this, Sif is the saddest it gets. And that is what I think makes this the best boss fight in Dark Souls. Can they вверх it in Dark Souls III? Who knows?

well, there Ты have it. Did Ты enjoy the list? Tell me what Ты thought of it. With that said, I will see Ты all Далее time
Nik was able to best the Anistar City Gym Leader, Olympia. Though despite her boring Mercury to sleep and her Pokemon being laming-it-out-fucks, Nik was able to defeat her with few problems and claim the Anistar City Badge, giving him seven badges and only one еще for him to get.

In the not-so-exciting duel with Olympia, Emeritus II was able to evolve from a nothing Litwick into an on-the-road-to-something Lampent. The Chandelure will be there soon enough.

While trying to defeat Team Flare and their leader in their secret base, Nik ran into the Team Flare scientist, Xerosic. In the constant...
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Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards by an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Tom Kenny: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left...
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Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. Ты can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 1: Pilot

Every character that appears will have a link to their picture. Here is Mr. Nut's picture: link

Mr. Nut: *In The Nut House* Welcome everyone, I'm Mr. Nut. The owner of this fine establishment, The Nut House. Now you're probably wondering, what is The...
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - радуга Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Герои - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Показать - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса

Now, let's begin.

Celestia: Once upon a time, in a world full of faggots, also known as America. There were two Лошади with wings, and horns, (One of them is me) and they acted like they raised two objects that moved entirely by their selves. To do this, I acted like I was moving the sun. The other horse with wings, and...
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Hello everyone, and today, I want to talk about one of my most cherished childhood shows. That would be Ed Edd n Eddy. This Показать was about three kids, named Ed, Edd, and Eddy, who were always trying to scam the other kids of the cul-de-sac out of there money, only to fail in the end. The reason I loved this Показать was because of how real it felt, along with its colorful cast of characters, and well drawn atmosphere, and the witty humor. But, I thought to myself "What are my most Избранное episodes"? So, today, I present to Ты my ten Избранное Ed, Edd, n Eddy episodes. And remember, its all my...
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So remember when I started Corner of Horror and talked about Five Nights at Freddy’s, a horror game that I just cannot stand yet it managed to get a whole lot of publicity and popularity? Yeah, I still don’t like it. But if anything created an even bigger fandom, it had to be the indie game, Undertale. But unlike Five Nights at Freddy’s, I actually like Undertale. In fact, I Любовь Undertale. Let’s talk about why I Любовь Undertale so much.



Undertale takes place in a world filled with humans and monsters. After a war broke out, the monsters were forced underground and were separated...
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So back when I was a young kid, before I was big into fighting games, me and my brothers only had two options of games to play. We had either улица, уличный Fighter II, and Mortal Kombat: Deception. And looking back… yeah, улица, уличный Fighter II held up way better. But we still loved Mortal Kombat. We loved the characters (That weren’t new to Deception anyway, except Kenshi), we loved the brutal finishers, and we loved the world of Mortal Kombat so much. I just wish it was еще refined. And then Netherrealm Studios happened.
Mortal Kombat 9 (I know it’s just called Mortal Kombat, but screw that...
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Hello, everyone, and happy Halloween. And tonight, we have a very special movie. или a really bad one. I usually write these intros before I start the film, but that’s not the point. I know that The Fly wasn’t even up for a while, but I just couldn’t wait to talk about this film. So consider this a double feature, to celebrate the Хэллоуин season. A friend of mine told me about this movie, and that the best way to describe it was “The Goonies for horror fans”. And I Любовь The Goonies, so, for the final movie of Cultober, let’s take a look at 1987’s Monster Squad.



Not even...
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Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 3: тако Bell

A new restaurant opened up in town. Everyone was excited to see it.

Alinah: *Walks towards the entrance* Ooh, тако Bell. *Floats into the store*
Eula: *Watching Alinah float into the store* Oh, Эй, Alinah.
Alinah: Hi Eula.
Eula: Guess what I just ordered.
Alinah: There's a lot to choose from. I don't know if I can guess.
Eula: Alright,...
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Nate: (Drives car down улица, уличный in city)
Emma: So, do Ты know any place we can hide, Nate
Nate: Well, we just need to find a place with enough supplies. Ты know, with Еда and weapons
Chris: Oh, well, I know this one guy who-
Nate: No, Chris. We are never letting Ты choose the hiding place ever agai- (Body hits the капот, худ of the car) HOLY CRAP (Stops car)
Emma: What was that
Nate: (Looks out window to see people jumping off buildings) Oh, that isn't good
Leroy: (Walks down улица, уличный with protesters) (Stops in front of there car) Hey, guys. Would Ты like to sign for the rights of our undead brothers
Nate:...
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As of the time this is released, a huge rumor has gone around America that clowns are stalking and terrorizing everyone in the country. It started out small at first, but things only increased as еще and еще of these clowns were found. News media began to follow all of these clowns movements, and schools were closed due to being so worried about the clowns, one of the еще Последнее sightings being in Cincinnati Ohio, which is way too close to where I live. So, with all these rumors of clowns going around, I think now is a good time to talk about Stephen King’s It…… Nah, just kidding....
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The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, или chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson Мотоциклы on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle Далее to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...
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Ayumi: And it was said, the principal was so fat, every died
Satoshi: Re-really
Yoshiki: I’m calling bullshit on that (All the lights turn off)
Satoshi: Oh, god. I think I pissed myself
Yui: (Turns on the lights) Oh, it’s just me and Yuka
Yuka: I WILL EAT YOUR SOULS
Mayu: Aww, she’s so cute
Yuka: I’LL CUT YOU, сука
Satoshi: Oh, thank god. I thought I was dead (Unknowingly, grabbing Naomi’s breasts)
Naomi: Satoshi, will Ты stop fondling my breasts firmly with your hands and-
Seiko: Naomi, you're having your crazy fantasies again
Naomi: Oh, right. Sorry
Satoshi: ….. Huh
Namoi: ……...
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Hello everyone, and welcome to the first Статья of Boss Bits. So the first game I will be talking about is none other then the XBox Original Legend Fable. This game is a masterpiece. It had great characters, great gameplay, an awesome story and had some real good humor too. This game series is pretty much where Ты play as one of the last remaining Hero's of the country of Albion and Ты have a choice to be good или evil. This game is fun, but then... There are the bosses. Which we will be talking about... right now
(Warning, this Статья contains spoilers)

Boss: оса, осы Queen
The оса, осы Queen is the...
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#1:
Master Sword: For the last time! I'm not your friend!.. I never even met you.
Saten: Sure we are. Ты invited me to your birthday.
Master Sword: No. Ты 'showed up' at my birthday.. I don't even know how Ты found my house.

#2:
Saten: (a год или two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner this business?
Girl: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)
Saten: (starting going in).
Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.
Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-
Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought Ты were the mafia.
Saten: N -No...
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 As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
As the green lines come closer, so do the words.


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Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Great Escape

Starring

The good guys

Sean the hedgehog
Shredder Dash
Bartholomew Perfect the 55th
Jade Greene
Volk
Pablo
Brewster Amzel
Sigmund
Gordon
Princess Celestia
Rainbow Dash
Applejack
Shining Armor
James

Chibi-emmy's OC

Sacred Symphony

Dragonaura15's OC

Airborne

The bad guys

Griffons

Gilda
Major Skyler

Nazis

Major Jones
Captain Muntz
Seargent Schultz

Changelings

Queen Chrysalis
Luke
Jordyn
Corporal Hothead

This is based off of a true story. Although the characters...
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