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Video games have a huge variety of enemies. Some range from simple and weak, like Halo’s Grunts, some range from pretty hard but fun like the Black Knights from Dark Souls, and some are just fun to attack. But then… there are THOSE enemies. Ты know the ones, the ones that seem to only exist just to piss the player off, due to how annoying they are. Yeah, those ones. So, today, I want to share with Ты all the enemies from video games that brought me the worst kind of pain possible. First, some rules. Only from games that I have played, so no Falcons from Ninja Gaiden. Also, only one enemy per franchise. With that said, let us start the list

#10: Balverines from Fable



Fable isn’t much of a combat heavy game. It’s not bad, it’s just… different from most action RPG’s. However, when Ты introduce the Balverines into it, then it’s a whole other story. The Balverines are always in dark forest areas, just waiting to attack Ты или any other unlucky traveller. When Ты do get near them, you’d better run to the Далее region, because unlike most enemies when they chase you, they do NOT stop. They keep chasing Ты until Ты leave that area. If Ты do decide to fight them, they will attack Ты with lunges that deflect your blocks and fast swipes that could result in a combo, constantly hitting you. Combos belong in fighting games, not freaking RPG’s. And when they jump in the air to get behind you, they stay up there for what feels like an eternity just wasting your time. In Fable II, their just as bad, because they always attack in packs. They are NEVER alone. Ты have to deal with еще than one, so Ты need to watch them. However, I put them much lower on the Список because after Ты learn their attack patterns, their so much easier. But trust me, for newcomers to the Fable franchise, their pretty annoying.

#9: Merryweather from Grand Theft Auto V



I could have put the police down, but I felt that these guys deserved it a bit more. Unlike the police, Merryweather are able to appear just about anywhere at any moment. They can come behind corners, and are quick to send in reinforcements. Now, for those who say that “Oh, they're just the police, only in story mode”, your kinda right. But, why do I find them еще annoying then the police. Well, for starters, I never got attacked by the police as much as many others, and that Merryweather are ALWAYS quick to start shooting at Ты when a mission starts. Whenever Ты have to talk to Dave, they’re there. Whenever Ты make it onto the ship, they’re there. When you're just doing something that they’re not even involved in, they’re freaking there. Also, they wear body armor, making them еще resistant to hits as much as usual police, and they carry much stronger guns, so they can kill Ты pretty easily. And they always attack in huge groups and with helicopters. Some times, еще than one. And they can also attack Ты in such small areas, and even the безопасно, сейф house isn’t безопасно, сейф from these guys. At least the police have standards

#8: Other Players from Mario Party



Okay, they may not be enemies, but they are still pretty annoying. In Mario Party, this game has been notorious for the game that destroyed friendships worldwide. In this game, the lives of your companions do not matter. Ты need to collect all of the stars and all of the coins and be the best like no one ever was. That’s easier сказал(-а) than done, as your opponents will risk their lives in order to take your coins and your stars. They will defeat Ты in mini-games, force Ты to give them your stuff in Chance Time, lose it all to other characters, and just laugh at your face in the end when they take the lead and win the game, as they stand on the podium, laughing at your defeat. And to think that Ты are allies with these people. This is the worst party I’ve ever been to, and I don’t get to go to many parties

#7: Creepers from Minecraft



Imagine yourself, building a huge civilization, или maybe a huge замок that touches the sky. Ты have been working on this for the past seven hours. Your hands are sweating, your eyes are burning, Ты have to go to the bathroom, Ты skipped lunch for this, but Ты have finally managed to get that замок Ты wanted finished. Then, suddenly, a green creature comes along and blows up the entire thing, making all your progress worthless…. That is the Creeper for you. The Creepers are both annoying and the most horrifying thing in the entire franchise. This is because, when Ты are making the biggest fort ever, these things come along, with the intent to destroy your lives work, even if they have to sacrifice their lives for it. And trust me, they are willing to take Ты with them if Ты are not careful. Just hearing that hissing sound at night is enough to scare any Minecraft (Майнкрафт) player to death. And this is why Creative Mode was made.

#6: Medusa Heads from Castlevania



Oh my god, Ты all knew I had to talk about these things sooner или later. The Medusa Heads have one purpose and one purpose only. To utterly piss Ты off, and they did a perfect job at it. They Переместить around up and down in a pattern that, despite learning it, and having the classic Castlevania players have their pattern memorized forever, their pattern is still hard to avoid. And in Castlevania, they also have knock back, having Ты jump back whenever Ты get hurt by enemies, so when the Medusa Heads come along, they are made to knock Ты off the ledges and kill Ты in one hit. But the worst I’ve seen is in Symphony of the Night, because, despite the fact that being knocked off the ledge would result in a long climb back up, but then there are the stone ones, which not only counts as a hit, but can petrify Ты and give Ты another hit from nearby enemies. Why Medusa has so many freaking heads, I don’t know, but I wish she’d stop sending them flying toward me

#5: Like-Like from Legend of Zelda



There are quite a few Zelda enemies, but rarely did I run into any that annoyed me…. And then the Like-Like’s came into existence. These things are literally just another way to make Ты use the rupees. Granted, rupees are never really used because Ты can find a lot of useful stuff for free. But that doesn’t excuse these guys from stealing my tunic and shield. Like-Like’s are very few in this game, so thank goodness for that, but for the few times Ты do meet them is enough to drive me mad. Ты need to attack the Like-Like in very small swipes and do some damage to them. But don’t even think about getting greedy. If Ты stay close to it for too long, it will devour you, and spit Ты out, but not before taking your shield или special tunics. You’d better kill those things fast, because if Ты don’t, Ты will lose those items, and Ты will have to go and get them again. And Ты can run into a Like-Like in the dreaded Water Temple, and it can take your Blue Tunic, which is a very useful item in this temple, so that is just totally unfair. And of course, they appear again in Majora’s Mask. But only in the ocean, so don’t worry about them there too much

#4: Eagles from Far Cry 4



Like I said, I have never played Ninja Gaiden, so I can not include the falcons from that game on here. However, I still can include their equally annoying new gen counterparts. The eagles in this game must really hate the protagonist if they are really willing to go out of their way to swoop down and try to kill them. And trust me, for a couple of animals, they are deadly. They are able to swoop down really fast, and when they grab you, they aren’t going to let go without a fight. And what a fight, because they are just so annoying, because not only are they small targets, but they are incredibly fast, and they will always fly around you, making it hard to even land a hit with anything. And before Ты know it, they’ll be on Ты once again, trying to peck your eyes out. Their so annoying, in fact, that not only did Kotaku do an entire Статья on the eagles, but “Far Cry 4 Eagles Annoying” has been Google searched so much, that it is to be expected when typing anything Far Cry related. And I thought I was playing Far Cry 4, not Hitchcock’s The Birds game.

#3: Poison Headcrabs from Half-Life 2



I can handle the normal Headcrabs. Yes, they can get a little annoying what with jumping around, but I never found it too bad. The Poison Headcrabs are a totally different story. Just looking at these things is enough to make me feel sick to my stomach. But trust me, the sight alone is nothing compared to their attack. When they leap at you, they don’t just damage you. Yeah, that would be bad enough, but no. They bring your entire health down to one. Ты only have one hit point before death. And it does not matter how much health Ты have. Even if Ты are at full health, Ты will still be dropped to one hit point. Oh, but it get’s worse. Just take a look at the Poison Headcrab Zombies, who carry three of these things on them at once and will happily chuck them at Ты just to poison you. I mean for goodness sake, not only are they deadly, but they can be thrown like footballs to your general location. Even on roofs, they can make it up there. And this is why we don’t go to Ravenholm

#2: Cliffracers from Elder Scrolls: Morrowind



I had to put these guys here. And how could I not. They’re the bane of every Morrowind players existence. These things are a lot harder to hit, as they float above ground. It makes it real hard to hit them, but they are still able to hit you, and they will. Oh, but trust me, there’s a lot more. If Ты thought one was bad enough, try an entire army of them. And yes, there can be an entire army of these things, just flying above you, making that dreaded sound, as Ты try your best to hit them with arrows или cast magic on them. And they are also everywhere in the entire game. And I don’t mean just a couple of areas. I mean every region in the entire game has at least one army of Cliffracers, waiting to attack you. Oh, but the worst part, and I mean the absolute worst part of these things is something that could have been avoided. In this game, whenever Ты level up, Ты get stronger. However, to keep the challenge, the game was made to where the enemies level up with you. So, when Ты get stronger, the enemies get stronger. And yes, that includes the damn Cliffracers. So unlike any other RPG, in this one, Ты are unable to weaken these things with stats. So what could possibly be worse…. Oooooh boy

#1: Skeleton Wheel from Dark Souls



Dark Souls is a hard game. Hard, but it never feels unfair… But there are a few expectations. Theres the Crystal Caves, постель, кровати of Chaos…. And these things. These things are the worst part of the worst level, the Catacombs. In fact, these enemies are what makes the Catacombs the worst level in the entire game. What is it that makes these things terrible? Well, let’s see. What happens is that these enemies are always attacking Ты in packs of six или seven. While that wouldn’t be too bad, what makes it bad is that these enemies have a constant barrage of attacks. It wouldn’t be too bad, but the problem is that they will constantly attack you, running our your stamina. Even with the Greatshield of Artorias, which is regarded as the best shield in the game, it is no use against them. And once that stamina is gone, Ты might as well take the beating, because trust me, they do NOT stop. And Ты can’t even attack them, don’t even bother. And this is because they are so fast, they will just ride away before Ты can hit them. Only to have them ride back toward you, ready to attack Ты again. The only way Ты are going to survive your encounter with these enemies is to just run away, and do your best to dodge them. Trust me, Ты can not fight them или block them, so running is the only way to survive. And still, that may not be good enough, because, like I said, they are fast, and they are ready to murder you, and they just may succeed in their vendetta. But the worst part of these enemies is that they were the enemies that almost made me give up on Dark Souls. With every other enemy on the list, they were bad, but I never felt like forever abandoning the game. But with these guys, I was about ready to give up on Dark Souls forever, and never experience a great game such as this. I only kept playing because I went to a different area, beat that area, and managed to beat the Catacombs, finally finishing this hard game. If an enemy can nearly cause me to nearly forever abandon a game, then they deserve the вверх spot of most annoying video game enemies.

Well, there Ты have it. Did Ты enjoy the list? Tell me what Ты thought of it. With that said, I will see Ты all Далее time
Nate: (Drives car down улица, уличный in city)
Emma: So, do Ты know any place we can hide, Nate
Nate: Well, we just need to find a place with enough supplies. Ты know, with Еда and weapons
Chris: Oh, well, I know this one guy who-
Nate: No, Chris. We are never letting Ты choose the hiding place ever agai- (Body hits the капот, худ of the car) HOLY CRAP (Stops car)
Emma: What was that
Nate: (Looks out window to see people jumping off buildings) Oh, that isn't good
Leroy: (Walks down улица, уличный with protesters) (Stops in front of there car) Hey, guys. Would Ты like to sign for the rights of our undead brothers
Nate:...
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As of the time this is released, a huge rumor has gone around America that clowns are stalking and terrorizing everyone in the country. It started out small at first, but things only increased as еще and еще of these clowns were found. News media began to follow all of these clowns movements, and schools were closed due to being so worried about the clowns, one of the еще Последнее sightings being in Cincinnati Ohio, which is way too close to where I live. So, with all these rumors of clowns going around, I think now is a good time to talk about Stephen King’s It…… Nah, just kidding....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, или chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson Мотоциклы on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle Далее to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...
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Source: Detroit
posted by Windwakerguy430
Ayumi: And it was said, the principal was so fat, every died
Satoshi: Re-really
Yoshiki: I’m calling bullshit on that (All the lights turn off)
Satoshi: Oh, god. I think I pissed myself
Yui: (Turns on the lights) Oh, it’s just me and Yuka
Yuka: I WILL EAT YOUR SOULS
Mayu: Aww, she’s so cute
Yuka: I’LL CUT YOU, сука
Satoshi: Oh, thank god. I thought I was dead (Unknowingly, grabbing Naomi’s breasts)
Naomi: Satoshi, will Ты stop fondling my breasts firmly with your hands and-
Seiko: Naomi, you're having your crazy fantasies again
Naomi: Oh, right. Sorry
Satoshi: ….. Huh
Namoi: ……...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Hello everyone, and welcome to the first Статья of Boss Bits. So the first game I will be talking about is none other then the XBox Original Legend Fable. This game is a masterpiece. It had great characters, great gameplay, an awesome story and had some real good humor too. This game series is pretty much where Ты play as one of the last remaining Hero's of the country of Albion and Ты have a choice to be good или evil. This game is fun, but then... There are the bosses. Which we will be talking about... right now
(Warning, this Статья contains spoilers)

Boss: оса, осы Queen
The оса, осы Queen is the...
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#1:
Master Sword: For the last time! I'm not your friend!.. I never even met you.
Saten: Sure we are. Ты invited me to your birthday.
Master Sword: No. Ты 'showed up' at my birthday.. I don't even know how Ты found my house.

#2:
Saten: (a год или two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner this business?
Girl: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)
Saten: (starting going in).
Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.
Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-
Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought Ты were the mafia.
Saten: N -No...
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 As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
As the green lines come closer, so do the words.


Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Great Escape

Starring

The good guys

Sean the hedgehog
Shredder Dash
Bartholomew Perfect the 55th
Jade Greene
Volk
Pablo
Brewster Amzel
Sigmund
Gordon
Princess Celestia
Rainbow Dash
Applejack
Shining Armor
James

Chibi-emmy's OC

Sacred Symphony

Dragonaura15's OC

Airborne

The bad guys

Griffons

Gilda
Major Skyler

Nazis

Major Jones
Captain Muntz
Seargent Schultz

Changelings

Queen Chrysalis
Luke
Jordyn
Corporal Hothead

This is based off of a true story. Although the characters...
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Whenever it comes to animation, there’s something so fascinating about it. It’s much different from the real world, and Анимация allows people to do things that Ты couldn’t do in reality. And I kinda need to Любовь animation, since I to wish to work in animation. Now, I can’t draw to save my life. All I can do is write, and that’s about it. But I still Любовь the Анимация of Мультики and animes, and even video games. So, today, I want to share with Ты all Анимация styles by creators that I Любовь the most. Some Ты may like, and some I may get Ты to like. So, let’s start with the...
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Well this is probably a sign of things to come. Godai: Elemental Force is a game I could find little information on. What I do know is that it was developed by the 3DO Company, known for the Army Men franchise, who would go defunct a год after Godai was released. Now I’m not saying Godai was responsible for 3DO’s demise… but…. No one is willing to discuss или even review this game, it seems. The most critique I saw in video format was the video titled “Worst game ever” and audio in French. That video is ten years old as of this year, good god. Also, for those wondering, Godai: Elemental...
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Well… How about that Bethesda? How about that Fallout 76? How about that Todd Howard and his Sweet Little Lies? Yeah, I am really aware of how cool it is right now to hate on Fallout 76, and I am aware that not a lot of people are Фаны of Skyrim. In fact, hating it is kind of a law now, but just because 76 is a mistake, that doesn’t mean I will grow to hate Skyrim, no matter how many times they re-release it.
Elder Scrolls: Skyrim takes place in, well, Skyrim, as the hero of the story, known as Dragonborn, comes to find that the land is under attack by dragons. So, with the use of...
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Ever since I was a young child, I always thought to myself that a stories hero is just as good as their villain. I don't know what it was, but there were times where I preferred the villains over the heroes. I guess it is because the hero is always the character who just wants to do good for the sake of it being the right thing, but the villains motives are always something else. Sure, Ты always have the typical, "taking over the world" plots, but sometimes, Ты don't need an deep motive to be an interesting villain. Of course, not that there aren't any on here that do have such motives. So,...
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Remember how great Nightmare on Elm Street? Remember the mystery of Freddy and how the reveal turned out to be rather creepy? Remember all the creepy special effects that, while limited, managed to make the movie even scarier. Well, thanks to the remake done by Michael Bay, we can throw all those out the window, because I got for Ты all, not a Nightmare on Elm улица, уличный classic, but the 2010 remake of the same name, and let me tell you, it sure is a scary movie… For completely different reasons.



Now, while Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 wasn’t really a good movie, it at least had SOMETHING...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Wind: (Smokes cigarette)
Cody: Hey, queer
Wind: Hello, failed abortion
Cody: Ты know, Ты shouldn’t be smoking. The School-Fags will find out
Wind: Like I care about some fucking school people
Hall Monitor: Hey, put out that cigarette
Wind: Gladly (Puts cigarette out on the Hall Monitors hand)
Hall Monitor: (Screams in pain)
Cody: Hey, did Ты hear about that new kid. I hear he is a real perv
Wind: Incase Ты forgot, everyone is too scared of me to even get two feet near me to tell me anything
Cody: Oh, here he comes right now (Kid walks by)
Kid: Hey, I’m James
Wind: Hey, I don’t care...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - радуга Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Герои - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Показать - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса

Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a дерево stump when suddenly..

Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
Fluttershy: AH! *Hides, but realizes the parasprite did not do anything scary*
Parasprite: *Goes to Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Oh, hi. Ты look very adorable. I gotta take Ты to meet some friends....
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We all play games to actually get away from all the pointless chores of reality. Sadly, though, there are moments in games that throw us right back into reality by making us do the same chores as in reality. Now, a few rules before I begin. Only one game per franchise and only games that I have played. Now, with all that said, lets start the list.



#10: Survivor Chores from Dead Rising - Now, this really isn’t pointless, as saving survivors does get Ты a new weapon, levels Ты up, или gives Ты money. However, there are THOSE survivors. Ты know the ones, the ones that will refuse to...
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posted by Canada24
Freddy started the story by narriating. Saying that over the years, people have found a way to forget about him, saying "I can't come back, if nobody remembers, I can't come back, if nobody's AFRIEEEEED!".

However, he found Jason, and has a plan, of using him to bring back the fear into Elms street.

And so, disguised as Mrs Voorhees he brought Jason back to life, and convinced him to go to Elms street.

Freddys plan was working perfectly so far.

 

Meanwhile.

Lori Campbell, a reasonably attractive (depending on ones opinion) young adult, now lives at at 143 Elms улица, уличный (supposebly where most of Freddy's...
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…. I suck at keeping a schedule



Would it even matter calling this SWERY месяц at this point? It’s еще like the SWERY Marathon. I apologize for this busted жопа, попка schedule. Needless to say, I am going to stop with these big месяц long events because I can’t seem to pull them off properly no matter how hard I try so I’m not gonna be celebrating these things for a month. I will have special events still, sure, but just nothing that has a dedicated schedule. Maybe just four things in a row. And with that said, we Переместить on to the final game in the SWERY horror roster. We had many games...
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