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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


It was a wonderful, and sunny день when a пони with a sniper винтовка was looking at a mare swimming. The пони with the винтовка was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the вверх of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.

With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.

Half an час later, a пони was walking. This пони was known as Harry Calahan, but most ponies refer to him as, Dirty Harry. He was good at his job, which was being a detective. The way he does things make him loose cannon, which is how he likes it.

After walking up 20 flights of stairs, Harry got to where he was, the roof where the mare was killed. He examined the crime scene, and saw the bullet in the body. He took it out carefully, and put it in a plastic bag marked evidence. Then he walked back downstairs.

A few hours later

Police Captain: Take a сиденье, место, сиденья Harry
Harry: *sits down*
Police Captain: I'm going to brief Ты on a пони that has been wanted for a while. They call him Scorpio, and he sent us a letter.
Harry: What does it say?
Police Captain: The letter says, I want $150,000. If I don't get it in a few days, еще ponies will die.
Harry: Only loser would do something like that.
Police Captain: Why the fuck do Ты call every criminal a loser?
Harry: They're too poor to do anything good, so they cause crime.
Police Captain: Yep, sure. That's all I need Ты for Harry, I'll call Ты if I need anything else.
Harry: *walks out of office*

Half an час later, Harry went to grab some lunch. There was place he always enjoyed going to called Dou Chebag's.

Harry: *enters restaurant*
Dou: Harry, how's it going?
Harry: Hello Mr. Chebag, how are you?
Dou: Wonderful. Would Ты like your usual?
Harry: I think I'll surprise Ты this time. Only chili today.
Dou: Ты got it. *looks out window* A lot of polution out there, it's not good.
Harry: No it isn't. Why can't we have clean streets for once?
Dou: We live in a town of crime.
Harry: Yeah *sees bank* I need Ты to make a call.
Dou: What for?
Harry: Tell the police that there's a bank robbery on 7th Avenue.
Dou: Ok, here's your hotdog.
Harry: Thanks. *eats hotdog* Now, just wait for the calvary to arrive.

But when Harry finished his hotdog, the alarm at the bank went off.

Harry: Oh damnit.
robbers: *exit bank*
Harry: *walks down улица, уличный with gun*
robbers: *pull out shotgun*
Harry: HALT!
robbers: *shoot gun*
Harry: *shoots shotgun carrying burglar*
burglars: *get in car*
Harry: *shoot driver*
driver: *crashes into firehydrant*
burglars: *get out*
Harry: *shoots both burglars*
civilians: *scream, and run*
Harry: *notices leg* They shot me
shotgun carrying burglar: *lays on ground*
Harry: *goes toward burglar*
burglar: *reaches for gun*
Harry: Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. Did he огонь six shots, или only five? To tell Ты the truth I Остаться в живых track myself after all this excitement. *shows gun* Being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and will blow your head clean off. Ты gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky?
Burglar: *silent*
Harry: Well do Ты punk?
Burglar: *does nothing*
Harry: *takes shotgun*
Burglar: Hey. I got's to know.
Harry: *pulls trigger*

Nothing happened. And as Harry walked from the dying criminal, the police arrived.

The Далее morning Scorpio was on вверх of another building with his sniper rifle. He was aiming it at some ponies, but didn't know who to shoot.

Meanwhile in the police station.

Harry: *walking to office*
filly: Hey. You're the one that stopped the bank robbery!
Harry: Yeah, I am.
Cop: Sorry, she's with me. When are Ты going to cut your hair?
Harry: The same день Ты get your's cut.
Russian cop: Excellent work yesterday.
Harry: Thanks foreign cop of Equestria.
Henry: Duh, great job yesterday.
Harry: Thanks dummy.
Henry: Ты could be nice for once.
Harry: I could, but I prefer not to.
Captain: Harry? In my office.
Henry: See? Be nice. *puts cup upside down* Now to pour in my coffee.
Captain: We heard that one of the robbers shot you.
Harry: Yeah, I'm past that, so?
Captain: We found Ты a new partner.
Peter: *walks in*
Captain: This пони is your new partner.
Harry: Would've been nice if I chose someone еще reliable.
Peter: Is he always like this?
Captain: Yeah, he pretty much hates everyone. Ask him what he hates the most.
Peter: What do Ты hate the most?
Harry: Mexicans.

And with that we return to the sniper. He found his target, and was getting ready to shoot when a helicopter was flying close to him.

Scorpio: *gets ready*
Pilot: Ты with the gun. Yes you, lay on the ground.
Scorpio: *runs inside*

Hours later

Peter: Do Ты always go on patrol in the night?
Harry: We're not on patrol, we have to go to where the assassin is.
Peter: Did they tell Ты where?
Harry: It was at a house on Riverside drive. We're almost there.
pedestrian: *gets in way*
Harry: *stops*
Peter: Jeez.
Harry: Get the fuck outta the way asshole. *continues driving*
Peter: wow.
Harry: It's his fault.

When they got to the house they had their guns. Was the sniper really there though?

They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: Ты see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do Ты think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, Ты there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a Сообщить of a пони trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria pyramid.
Harry: On our way. *drives*

90 секунды later, Harry arrived at the building.

Cops: *put spotlight on suicidal pony*
Harry: Let me up there.
Cops: Ok
Harry: *goes up lift*
suicidal pony: What are Ты doing man?
Harry: Nothing, I just wanted to talk.
suicidal pony: About what?
Harry: What you're doing. Don't jump, it'll just make things worse.
suicidal pony: Why?
Harry: Well think about it. I had a friend who committed suicide over at St. Foalis. It was a terrible mess, he jumped from the gateway arch. There was a lot of blood, and some ponies vomited at the sight.
suicide pony: Ты bastard *jumps*
Harry: *catches suicidal pony*
crowd: *watch*
Harry: *goes down lift*

Once he reached the bottom, Peter was there waiting for him.

Harry: Now Ты know why they call me Dirty Harry.
Peter: Oh, I already knew.
Harry: Not you.
suicidal pony: Me?
Harry: Yeah.

The Далее morning, Harry, and Peter went to a crime scene. Another пони was killed by Scorpio during the suicide scene.

Harry: He attacked at a perfect time.
Peter: Yeah. Now what?
Harry: Now we find out about his Далее move.
Captain: Listen up Ты two. Scorpio sent us another letter.
Harry: What does it say?

Dear SFPD,

I am glad to tell Ты that I no longer want $150,000. Instead I want to double it, and have $300,000. Come up with it if Ты can pussies.

Scorpio

Harry: Well, he definitely likes to call us names.
Peter: Don't remind me.
Harry: I know what we'll do.

Далее night, Harry, and his partner were waiting at the docks,

Peter: So we just wait for Scorpio to call us?
Harry: Pretty much. Everything Ты hear from me, или Scorpio will be coming from this *shows wire* You'll have to listen carefully, but if Ты go through any tunnels, it'll be hard for Ты to hear.
Peter: Understood.

The phone rang, and Harry went to it

Harry: Hello?
Scorpio: Is this Harry?
Harry: Yeah, are Ты Scorpio?
Scorpio: Yes. Now I'm going to have Ты do a few things for me before I get the money. I don't want to see any other cops then you.
Harry: Sure thing. Where am I going?
Scorpio: First let me tell Ты one this. I have a little filly trapped in the sewers. If Ты screw up, I'll have her killed.
Harry: Ok, now where do Ты want me to go?
Scorpio: Go to the цветок Магазин in сено, сена Ashbury.
Harry: *runs*
Peter: *drives car*
Harry: *gets to цветок shop*

The phone there rang, and Harry picked it up.

Scorpio: Good work. Now next, you'll go to the trolley station underground.
Harry: *goes to trolley station*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *gets to phone booth* I'm here.
Scorpio: Excellent. Now take the train that'll be arriving
engineer: *blows horn*
Scorpio: Now
engineer: *pulls into station*
Harry: *enters trolley*
Peter: I can't hear anything.
engineer: *gets to Далее station*
Harry: *walks to phone booth*
Scorpio: *calling station*
mustache pony: *picks up phone*
Harry: HEY! Get away from there! *hits other pony*
Scorpio: Who was that?
Harry: A retard. Now what?
Scorpio: Now you're gonna go to the park.
Harry: *runs*
Peter: *slowly follows*

Once Harry arrived at the park he saw another пони waiting by a tower with a пересекать, крест on the top.

Scorpio: Good, Ты made it.
Harry: Now what am I doing?
Scorpio: Exactly as I say. Pull out your gun.
Harry: *shows gun*
Scorpio: My, that's a big pistol. Throw it on the ground.
Harry: *drops gun*
Scorpio: Now give me the money
Harry: *hands over bag*
Scorpio: Good work. *hits harry* Now, here's what's going to happen next. If Ты want that filly to survive the sewer, Ты let me leave town, without any cops following me. Do we understand each other? *hits Harry* Do we understand each other?
Peter: *slowly enters park*
Scorpio: Ты know what? Fuck it. I'm gonna let her die!
Peter: NO! *shoots Scorpio's leg*
Harry: Peter, get outta here!
Scorpio: *Shoots Peter*
Harry: *Grabs gun*
Scorpio: *Rolls down a hill, and escapes*
Harry: Hold on. I'm getting Ты to a hospital.

While Scorpio was walking toward a football stadium, and ambulance, and a cop car arrived where Harry was at.

Harry: Did Ты call for the скорая помощь dummy?
Henry: Duh, Peter did.
Harry: Smart pony, unlike Ты
Henry: *drives a GTO*
Harry: *gets in his car* Good thing I'm not with that guy *drives behind Henry*

At the football stadium.

Harry: *arrives at entrance*
Scorpio: *running down bleachers*
Harry: Stop!
Henry: *turns on lights*
Scorpio: Huh?
Harry: *shoots Scorpio*
Henry: *turns on other lights*
Scorpio: *lying on ground*
Harry: Where's the filly?
Scorpio: Ты can't do this!! I HAVE RIGHTS TO LIVE!
Harry: Everypony says that.
Scorpio: It's true though! I HAVE RIGHTS TO LIVE!! I GOT RIGHTS TO LIVE!!!

The Далее morning, near the sewer system on the Golden Neigh bridge, Harry was watching the medics take the filly out of the sewer. She was dead.

At the police station

Captain: Ты shouldn't have shot him.
Harry: Why are Ты saying that?
Captain: The man has rights to live.
Harry: Ты really believe this guy?
Captain: We don't believe him, we know. It says here Scorpio has rights to live. We need to bring him in alive.
Harry: What for? We're talking about a Serial killer, murdering innocent ponies, and Ты want him alive?
Captain: It's not my choice. It's the mayor's.
Scorpio: *walking through park* I know how to get outta here. But first, I gotta do something for the police. *continues walking* (I gotta make it look like Harry beat me up) *walks into house*
Black pony: Man what can I do for you?
Scorpio: I have $100, and it's all yours if Ты beat me up.
Black pony: Beat Ты up for money?
Scorpio: Every penny of it.
Black pony: *takes money* Your wish is my command *beats up Scorpio*
Scorpio: *bleeding, with skin coming off*
Black pony: Ты sure about this?
Scorpio: Every penny's worth it. Ты stupid worthless n***er.
Black pony: *continues beating up Scorpio* This one's on the house *kicks Scorpio through glass*

At the hospital, a пони on a постель, кровати was being rolled down a hallway. He was being filmed by news reporters.

News: Can Ты tell us who did this to you?
Scorpio: It was somepony working for the San Franciscolt Police Department. Some call him Dirty Harry, and he beat me up like this for no reason.
Captain: *turns off tv* Explain this to me.
Harry: I was nowhere near him.
Captain: Then how come he's saying Ты beat him up?!
Harry: He's framing me.
Captain: If Ты touch him once more, I'm gonna suspend Ты of your work.
Harry: Yeah whatever *leaves police station*

Harry was at another hospital where his partner was at.

Peter: Thanks for coming to check on me Ты guys.
Harry: No problem Pete.
Kayla: You're welcome handsome.
Peter: Tell the kids I'm going to be out in four days.
Kayla: Sure thing baby *kisses Peter*
Nurse: Ok Ты two, your time is up.
Harry & Kayla: *walk down stairs*
Kayla: How do Ты know Peter?
Harry: He's my partner in the police force.
Kayla: That's nice. How many crimes did Ты solve together?
Harry: None. But he helped me prevent a пони from killing himself.
Kayla: Wow.
Harry: I went up to where he was about to jump, and when he did jump I caught him.
Kayla: Why did he jump with Ты up there?
Harry: I forced him to. Do Ты enjoy being married to a cop?
Kayla: Why? What's your wife like?
Harry: She died three years ago.
Kayla: Oh, that's so sad.
Harry: Yeah. Peter's a good пони I don't want the same stuff happening to him.

That night, in a gunshop.

Scorpio: Hello.
Cashier: Hi, how are you?
Scorpio: I'm great. Listen, I need a gun, any gun.
Cashier: Well I have a Walther from WW2.
Scorpio: Let me see it.
Cashier: *shows gun
Scorpio: Ok *K.O's cashier*

After knocking out the cashier, Scorpio украл, палантин ammo for the gun he had, and took еще money. He was now going to make his escape.

It was another bright morning in San Franciscolt. A group of happy colts, and fillies were getting ready to go to school on the bus, when the bus driver stopped at the bus stop. Then that's when Scorpio arrived.

Bus driver: Come on in children.
Scorpio: And stallion! Ok, take me to a phone booth.
Bus Driver: I can't sir. I gotta take these kids to school
Scorpio: Either Ты do as I say, или I get my gun to have Ты fired.
Bus Driver: Fuck. *drives*
Scorpio: Эй, kids, I'm going along with you. Who wants to sing a song? Old Mcdonald had a farm
kids: EIEIO.
Scorpio: And on his farm he had a duck.
kids: EIEIO

At the SFPD Headquarters... Again.

Harry: *parks car*
Russian cop: The captain wants Ты in his office now.
Harry: Great. *walks to captain's office*
Captain: Oh good, you're hear. I have Scorpio on the phone.
Harry: Hello?
Scorpio: Ты listen well Ты sonovaprick. I'm on my way to the airport. I have a busload of colts, and fillies. If any cop tries to interfere. They all die.
Bus driver: I wanna say something.
Scorpio: Sure
Bus Driver: It wasn't my fault, he came in with a gun-
Scorpio: Shut up. Now we gotta go *hangs up*
Harry: Well what do we do?
Captain: Nothing.
Harry: Ты mean you're going to let that guy kidnap several little ponies?
Captain: We have to, and if Ты interfere with him, you're fired!
Harry: Fine. Just gonna go do my patrol

On the Golden Neigh Bridge

Bus Driver: *driving*
Scorpio: Row row row your boat, gently down the stream
kids: Merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream.
Bus Driver: (If only they knew what was happening.)
fat colt: Excuse me sir. Can Ты tell us where you're going?
Scorpio: The airport. Now keep singing! Row row row your boat-
fat colt: Why are we going there?
Scorpio: Quit asking me questions! *hits colt* Now sing! *Sings at an incredible high rate of speed* Row row row your лодка gently down the stream!! Merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream.
fat colt: I wanna go home.
Scorpio: Be Quiet!! *Sings even faster* Row row row your лодка gently down the stream!! *The speed of his voice turns back to normal* And turn right there.
bus driver: *prepares to turn right*
Scorpio: NOT HERE!! The Далее one
bus driver: *takes Далее turn*
Harry: *standing on bridge*
Scorpio: How did he get there?
Harry: *waiting*
bus driver: *slows down*
Scorpio: Come on Ты stupid green Americar, Переместить faster.
Harry: *jumps on bus*
Scorpio: AAHHH! After I told him NO COPS!!!! *takes over bus*
Kids: *scream*
Scorpio: *hits the Americar*
driving pony: *honks horn*
Scorpio: *pushes car off road*
Harry: *hanging on*
Scorpio: Get over here, and drive!! *grabs gun*
filly: It's a gun!! AH!!
Scorpio: *shoots four bullets through ceiling*
Harry: *dodges bullets*
kids: *screaming*
bus driver: *spins out through gate*
Scorpio: Ты idiot!
bus driver: *hits pile of gravel*
Harry: *flies into gravel*
Scorpio: *runs out of bus*
Harry: *Follows*
Scorpio: *Fires two bullets, but misses*
Harry: *Fires a bullet, also missing*
Scorpio: *runs upstairs into a building*
Harry: *Shoots at Scorpio, and misses again*
Scorpio: *Jumps on conveyor belt*
Harry: *follows*
Scorpio: *takes cover*
Harry: *Moves towards Scorpio*
Scorpio: *Shoots two bullets, hitting the ceiling*
Harry: *Shields his eyes from the falling dust*
Scorpio: *Runs*
Harry: *follows*
Scorpio: *pushes worker*
Worker: Hey, watch where you're going bitch!
Scorpio: *Slides down the railing to a flight of stairs*
Harry: *Follows, firing two bullets that miss, hitting the ground*

They soon got to a lake, where a little жеребенок, кольт was fishing

Scorpio: *kidnaps colt*
Harry: *stops*
Scorpio: Drop that gun, или the жеребенок, кольт dies
Harry: *does nothing*
Scorpio: I'm not bluffing Ты peice of hell! Drop the gun!!
Harry: *shoots Scorpio*
Colt: *runs*
Scorpio: *reaches for gun*
Harry: Uh uh. I know what you're thinking punk. Did he огонь six shots или only five? To tell Ты the truth I Остаться в живых track myself after all this excitement. Being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and will blow your head clean off. Ты gotta ask yourself a question. Do I Feel Lucky?
Scorpio: *lays on ground*
Harry: Well do Ты punk?!
Scorpio: *reaches for gun*
Harry: *kills Scorpio*
Scorpio: *falls into lake*

Harry knew he was going to get fired, so he took his police badge, and threw it far away on the other side of the lake. Then, he walked. Away from the criminal he just killed, but possibly into another story.

The End
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
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And Featuring Stylo from Jimmythedragon

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Another Way To Lie

January 7, 1953

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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas

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Gordon: Hey!
S.B: Come on, it's a snowball fight.
Orion: *Crashes a model train into a hotel*
Liam: Hey, if Ты want to have fun crashing stuff, play Train Simulator.
Orion: Alright.
Liam: Liam here from The Nut House. Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I have created tonight's schedule for you.

8 PM - Now

Ponies On The Rails
Trainz

8:30 PM - Later

Bartholomew - Back to back

Liam: Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from Ponies On The Rails got his own spin off. This should be fun to watch, but first, Ponies On...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Standing, in the darkness.
Alone, with only your dreams.
Or rather.
Your nightmares.
Could they be fiction?
Or your own reality?

Chestnut Pines, Washington. A small town out from the lively cities and locations of the country. A town of dying business and abandoned homes. It gets by, but barely thriving. It’s a simple town, but that will change. A nightmare is coming into the town. Nobody will suspect it, and when they do, it may be too late. This is a год of something dark. What will happen? What choices will be made? Will they be for the best, или will they go wrong. The choice is up to you,...
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Song (Start at 2:25): link

Oliver: This is it. We ain't gonna be around no more.
Rosie: I'll miss all of you.
Shayne: Ты still have time to be here. You're last episode will be playing after Ponies On The Rails.
Oliver: Oh.
Rosie: Okay.
Shayne: Welcome back, или welcome for those of Ты just joining us. I'm Shayne from Trainz, and I'm hosting Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories tonight. Let's get those stories rolling on our секунда half of the Показать with Ponies On The Rails.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Teacher: And that kids is how Hitler Остаться в живых the war
Wind: Can we learn about something in history that isn’t Hitler for once
Teacher: No, now sit down
(The колокол, колокольчик, белл rings)
Teacher: Okay class, we’ll continue tomorrow
Wind: Hopefully I can get hit by a truck before then
(The class leaves)
Teacher: (Waits for them to leave before taking a flask out of his стол письменный, стол and drinking from it)

Teacher: (Drives home) I swear, those kids don’t have any appreciation for history или even their fellow man (Hits the breaks as a person drives out in front of him) Watch where you’re driving Ты fucking asshole! (Continues...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Therapist: Ты honestly believe that everyone around Ты is a waste of space
Wind: Exactly
Therapist: Have Ты ever thought that maybe it is Ты who is the problem
Wind: Let me check (Looks outside and sees a group of guys Письмо a penis on the whiteboard)
Wind: Nope. It is definitely the rest of the world
(A clock rings)
Therapist: (Under breath) Oh thank god (To Wind) Looks like we’re out of time today. Same time Далее week?
Wind: Bite me (Walks out)
Hannah: So, how is the therapy working
Wind: Fuck off, Hannah. You’re the reason I had to talk to the school therapist in the first place
Hannah:...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
The Richardsons
(Applause)
Starring Howard
Howard: (Hearing clapping, as he looks up from his newspaper)
Wendy
Wendy: (Startled from the clapping)
Oscar
Oscar: (Looks around his bedroom as he hears clapping)
Megan
Megan: (Takes off her headphones to hear the clapping)
And Bob
Bob: (Smiles)

The Richardsons is filmed in front of a live studio audience
(70’s sitcom Музыка plays)
(Camera zooms in on a decrepit house with boarded doors and windows)
(Everyone sitting at the breakfast table, looking as if they are crazy)
Wendy: Howard, what are we gonna-
Howard: Quiet. If we don’t talk, they won’t...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Master Sword was born in Manehatten. He was always cared for by his mother, but his father, being a drunkard, a cheater, and a poor parent, had never liked him. His father would always insult him, hit him, and call him gay, because he never had a girlfriend in school. However, he always cared about Sword's brother, Chimney Sweep, who always wanted to be better than Sword, and he always did one up Master Sword in everything he did. Cookie Crumb, Master Sword's young sister, always cared about him, just like his mother, but was always scared of him when he got angry. Due to how Master Sword was...
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Craig Armstrong: For those who don't know. He's the voice of the famish Dan..

Max Gilmardi: It's one of the many reasons I Любовь Spike in pony,mov. I tried watching еще of his videos,, but his only one I laughed at is, "Little Jerry and the closet".. (I also Любовь his name for some reason).

Daniel Baxter: (How it should of ended)

Seth Macfarlene:

Greg: (Voice of the mentally advanced series)

Shia LaBeouf:

Ned Luke: (Micheal De Santa)

Rob Weithoff: (John Marston)

Jane Lynch: Not kidding when I say. I hope she ends up appearing in my little pony. Though I don't see it ever happening..

Mrawkwardreviewer:


There's obviously more.. But it'll go on and on forever..
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I'm so fresh Ты can suck my nuts.
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