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As of the time this is released, a huge rumor has gone around America that clowns are stalking and terrorizing everyone in the country. It started out small at first, but things only increased as еще and еще of these clowns were found. News media began to follow all of these clowns movements, and schools were closed due to being so worried about the clowns, one of the еще Последнее sightings being in Cincinnati Ohio, which is way too close to where I live. So, with all these rumors of clowns going around, I think now is a good time to talk about Stephen King’s It…… Nah, just kidding. It’s Killer Klowns from Outer Space.



This is one of the most bizarre horror Фильмы I think I’ve ever seen. The movie follows two teens as they try to convince their small town of Crescent Cove, California that they are under attack from evil killer clowns, who harvest humans for their blood…. No, trust me though, the Фильмы really good. It sounds silly (Which it is). And it looks really stupid (Which it is), but it’s silly and stupid in a good way. The movie knows that it’s a stupid concept, so instead of trying to make it serious, they decide to make it into this big horror comedy. The Killer Klowns are, while silly, have some very creative ways of Показ their evil personalities.



These Killer Klowns really do have some interesting technology. They harvest the blood of humans in cotton Конфеты cocoons, they track people with balloon animal bloodhounds, they shoot people with попкорн that turns into worm like aliens with clown heads, they throw pies that melt people, drink blood with crazy straws, use shadow puppets to eat people, ride in a giant circus tent UFO, and have a giant puppet clown monster named Jojo the Klownzilla. Just looking at this stuff, you’re thinking “Wow, this looks fucking stupid.” But that’s the idea. You’re not supposed to take it seriously. It’s meant to be taken seriously. We know that the clowns are stupid looking, but it’s meant to be a joke on how they act. Yet, some people suffering from coulrophobia may find this scary. I personally never found clowns scary. I never found them funny either, but whatever. But this movie makes me both laugh and feel a bit scared at times.



Now, Ты may be asking how these fat bozos could be scary. Well, at times, there are some rather creepy things they do. The designs of them is pretty creepy enough, really. I mean, the makeup and costumes are good, but they do seem to be somewhat disturbing, especially to those who are scared of clowns. When I saw this movie as a kid, I always thought the scene where they stored the cotton Конфеты people and drank the blood through crazy straws was a bit scary. Sure, it’s funny today, but it was disturbing back then. But the scariest part was when they turned the police chief into a puppet. It was pretty terrifying if Ты ask me.



There’s not a lot to say on Killer Klowns from Outer Space. All I know is that it’s good. Way better than It, where the alien thing was a plot twist… the dumbest plot twist ever. Here, Ты already know it, and Ты just have fun with it. But, if there was one thing, one thing that I had to demand Ты see about this movie, it’s the theme song that they used. It’s cheesy as all living hell, but damn if it doesn’t have some charm. Anyway, Killer Klowns is crazy, it's stupid, but I Любовь it. If Ты want a less serious horror movie, than this is right up your alley. Take care.

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Now, if Ты know me, Ты would know that my Избранное game of all time is Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker. Just look at my name. It should be obvious. But, my секунда Избранное Zelda game is Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. What this game does better then Wind Waker is its sidequests. Yeah, sorry, Wind Waker, but not every game is perfect. Ты kinda lack good sidequests. I guess Nintendo used up all their ideas for Majora's Mask. So, I will tell Ты all the вверх Five best sidequests in Majora's Mask. First off, no sidequests that give Ты items that are mandatory to beat the game. So, none of those...
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Эй, everyone. Remember my review of Half Life: Full Life Consequences and how it was so poorly written that it was funny. Well, there is another fanfic just like it. It is known as A Haunting Most Mario.
So, it starts with the guy buying the Mario game and an NES. Once he starts playing it, weird things start happen. However, it becomes very cliched, especially for those who have read cursed game creepypastas. But, sometimes, it gets really stupid. Such dumb Цитаты are "Welcome to Hell World" или "Deathworld, World 6-6-6". But, one of the dumbest is the well known quote "YOU CAN'T RUN FROM THE...
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Windwakerguy430 - Hey, I'm Windwakerguy430, am joining me in my review is Button Mash. That's right, I'm actually reviewing something with someone else. And today, were reviewing Fable 3.
Now, I always loved Fable. I have played almost every game. But Fable 3 is such a terrible game. One of the worst things was the Sanctuary. I admit, it was unique. Sadly, unique isn't good, and so is the same with the Sanctuary. It gets real boring to have to pause, wait for it to load, go to a room, walk to the item, pick up the item, and leave. Good God it's boring

Button Mash - -Story-
Fuck the spoilers;...
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Well, after a long break, its good to be back with some new reviews. Now, sadly, we get to start of my 51st review with one of the dumbest things ever. Its called the огонь Challenge.
Wow. I mean wow. I thought it wasn't possible for people to get dumber. There's the Condom Challenge, where Ты put a condom in your nose and pull it out your mouth and hope Ты don't suffocate, then there's the Cinnamon Challenge where Ты eat cinammon and try not to choke. But, people could get dumber. Here it is, the огонь challenge, where Ты set yourself on огонь for no goddamn reason. What the hell, what is wrong with this world. Are people really this stupid that they actually set themselves on fire. Apperently they do. Its even been shown on the news, for gods sake.
Well, that's all I got. This is a stupid trend that makes me wonder why the help some people have the internet. But, hey' that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
I'm going to say something that will probably piss Ты all off so much that Ты may hate me for it, so Ты should probably leave... Seriously, its bad... This is your last chance... Okay, but I warned you... I prefer Grand Theft Auto 4 over Grand Theft Auto 5... I feel everyone making hate Комментарии already.
Now, I don't hate GTA5, in fact, I think its one of the best games of this generation, but, compared to GTA4, it could be better. Now, lets see why I like GTA4. Well, I like this a little еще due to its story. It was a little еще (Okay, a lot more) serious then GTA5. This was mainly due...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Jazz Band: *Playing Музыка with a bass, and drums, and a piano*
People: *Walking into Chicago's Union Station*

July 20th, 1919

PRR Employees: *Cleaning passenger cars with soapy water*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Broadway Limited

Based off of the 1941 movie of the same title.

Paul: *Walks towards a ticket booth* Hi, I'd like one ticket to Philadelphia on The Broadway Limited.
Salesman: Two dollars please.
Paul: *Gives the man two dollars*...
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So when Ты hear the word RPG game (That’s two words, but screw it), most people would immediately follow that up with Final Fantasy. I really like the Final Фэнтези franchise, despite having only played a small, small category of a massive franchise. And I want to talk about one of my избранное from the franchise, a true classic from the good old PS2 days, before Kingdom Hearts took all the glory, Final Фэнтези X
Final Фэнтези X follows what any other Final Фэнтези game would follow, a teenager with a lot of emotional baggage. This one in particular being Tidus, или whatever Ты wanna...
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Let’s talk edgy for a second. When something gets remade to a еще edgy thing, people usually hate it. Man of Steel was edgier Superman, and people hated it. Bomberman Act Zero was edgier Bomberman, and people hated it. DMC: Devil May Cry was edgier Devil May Cry, and it was still better than Devil May Cry 2, but people still hated it. But there is a case when edgier, или in this case, darker, can be better. And that brings us to Twisted Metal: Black.
I never found joy in the older Twisted Metal games. Granted, I only played 1 and 4, and thought they weren’t too fun. But when I got...
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So, playing улица, уличный Fighter II in the arcades, sickest thing in the world. Tossing in quarters and beating everyone else who thought they were hot shit in улица, уличный Fighter was the most fun. But I always wanted еще from улица, уличный Fighter II. And улица, уличный Fighter III: Third Strike feels better, but I have sadly not played enough of that game to have it on the list. But, I do have something just as good as Third Strike? Is it better, I dunno, but damn, is it good.
My older brother, when he was tired of his 360 and passed it down to me, didn’t tell me that inside of it was a digital download of...
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Wow, what a heel turn, am I right? I made an Статья a few months back talking shit about David Cage and his games, and yet I start this whole event off with a David Cage game. But before I shoot myself in the balls, let’s talk about this. It has been five years since I first joined this website, and I am still going strong today. And so, to celebrate five years of being here, I want to make this series, giving a sort of review, или еще rather, a Список of my вверх 100 Избранное games ever. Of all time. And we are starting with Detroit: Become Human… A David Cage game… All credibility...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Wind: (Sits on a plane, as he see’s people watching nothing but romantic comedies on the plane)


Wind: (Sits on a bus, as he hears people constantly looking around, playing Chokaman Move.


Wind: (Walks down the sidewalk, seeing the streets lined with protesters against Ronald Dump victory in the election)


Wind: (Walks onto the campus of Clearwater University) Oh boy, not even on campus yet, and I already feel like this place is gonna be just like Eastwood. At least I’ll feel right at home


College Administrator: You’ve got what it takes, kid. You’ve got talent, determination, and lots of guts....
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Saten Twist: Who wants to take a look at my new chain saw?
Tim: *Points his gun at Saten Twist* Sir, put the chain saw down.
Saten Twist: What for?
Tim: Ты killed four other ponies with it.
Orion: I can't go one минута without being interrupted.
Tim & Saten Twist: Sorry.
Tim: *Arrests Saten Twist*
Orion: Our final two shows for the night are...

On The Block - Rated TV-PG13
Gran Turismo - Rated TV-PG

Orion: Enjoy.

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Друзья live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Sonic: Huh… I wonder what this speed boost does (Steps on the boost and is launched down the street) Wow! I can go extra fast! Hmmm.
(1 час Later)
Sonic: (Sets up an entire set of speed boosts) Alright, let’s go (Steps on the speed boosts and runs super fast, but soon ends up running too fast) (Sonic runs down the street)
Tails: Hey, So- (Sonic runs past him, tearing off Tails’s flesh and leaving his bones)
Sonic: (Runs down the street, destroying vehicles and buildings) (Sonic runs around the entire world multiple times in seconds, destroying cities and killing millions) (Sonic finally...
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For those of Ты wondering what I think the greatest game of 2015 was, since everyone on the planet seems to be talking about it, I would have to say that the best game of that год had to be the groundbreaking masterpiece….. Alone in the Dark: Illumination. Oh, and Undertale was a great game to. So, since I obviously can’t review Illumination, we will just have to go with Undertale, as requested by Alinah_09. So, let us not waste anymore time (Then again, you’re Чтение a review by me)
Undertale is a game created by Toby Fox, who also worked on….. Uh….. All I know is that he worked...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
~Story~

In 2275, Earth has become known as the NightLight Planet, as Amethyst City’s thousands of neon signs makes the city extremely bright, making it almost as bright as the sun. This became a beacon for other races on other planets to find Earth and see it’s culture and people. This soon lead to the discovery of alien life on other planets, and it was soon revealed that aliens behave like humans do, with well paying jobs, a perfect economy, a justice system, and similar reproduction methods. However, like humans, some aliens were involved in gang violence, robbery, trafficking, and assassinations....
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Quite some time later.

Rick, Daryl and Oscar sneaked into Woodbury, but first they had to sneak past a guy in his own house.

Rick, in a rare moment of intelligence, had an idea saying "I have a quarter in my pocket.. Maybe if I throw it, he might go investigate the noise and we could sneak away.. Not even use violence".

"Good idea.. Quick Rick. Reach into your pocket" Daryl insisted.

Rick reached into his pocket, but forgotten his own idea as he сказал(-а) "I don't know where your going with this".

Rick pulled an out quarter out of his pocket.

"Hey! A quarter!" Rick cried happily.

"Quick Rick, Throw it...
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Ты died…. What else do Ты want. Ты just died… Okay, fine. Ты then met me, God, of course. Who else is going to narrate this story? Anyway, Ты came to me and said, “Who are you”?
I said, “I am God”?
And Ты said, “So… you’re Sonic.EXE”.
And I said, “... You’re a special kind of stupid”.
And Ты just sat there like a moron. Anyway, I then said, “Well, anyway, I am the actual God, the creator of the world, and so on and so forth. And you’re dead. Ты got in a bad car accident. Smashed your ribs, which mutilated Ты from the inside. Real gross. Blood everywhere. The...
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posted by Canada24
Well.. That's all I got for the story. So.. Here's a BEST OF RICK:

RICK: (first time seeing zombie) My god.. SHE'S SO DRUNK!

RICK: (to Merle while chaining him to pipe) I'm saving you. From yourself.. Look here Merle. When Ты been a "stripper" as long as I have Ты know when Ты met a bad egg.. And your a bad egg.

RICK: (sees the horse he was ridding get eaten and begins freaking out by Актёрское искусство like a gorilla).

RICK: The kid needs surgery on his leg.

RANDELL: But I'm fin-

RICK: (shoots Randell in the kneecap) See.. It's getting worse.

RICK: By Morgan, hope Ты never try to kill me in the future.

FUTURE:...
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Detective Smith: The Лондон Homicide series 1-5

Episode 1: The Blood Bandit


January 4th 12:32 PM Лондон Train Station

The large train came to a halt at the railroad in the town. The weather was dark and cloudy, as it was mostly these days. Joseph, a young scholar onboard the train, exited it. He examined the station, and looked around. It was a very quiet and quite dull area. Not much seemed to happen, as people walked off and headed to for their destinations. Joseph let out a sigh and walked over to a man wearing a вверх hat, with an odd looking moustache.
Joseph said, “Excuse me, sir, do you...
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Now, I Любовь Red Dead Redemption. It has an amazing open world, lots of activities to do, and a large amount of colorful characters. However, there is one character shrouded in mystery. So mysterious that he is only known as the Stranger.
Now, with an odd character like the Stranger, there were many theories that came up of who he is. There are many theories, but the highest three are that the Stranger is Death, Satan, или God. Now, here's what I think. He is not Death, because well, Death only wants to take people to the Далее life, nothing else. So, the fact of him being Death is invalid.
But,...
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