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Right after the success of the classic Night of the Living Dead, George A. Romero worked on another zombie movie classic, Dawn of the Dead, where survivors stay in a mall and are, themselves, zombies to American consumerism. It was a pretty violent, but entertaining movie. So naturally, with a successful horror movie, Hollywood, being Hollywood, felt that the nostalgia for this movie had finally set in, and they decided to work on a remake of the film. That remake resulting in the 2004 remake known as Dawn of the Dead, which we will be looking at. Not the 1978 Dawn of the Dead…. I’m disappointed too.



So, I am pretty mixed about this film. There are some scenes in it that I love, there are some scenes in it that I hate, and there is one specific scene that I absolutely despise. But we’ll get to that when we get to it. So, the movie follows a nurse named Ana. She’s female and has blonde hair, so I’m sure she’ll be one of the survivors at the end of the movie. After her husband is killed by a zombie girl, she makes her escape, where she runs into other survivors. A police officer named Kenneth, a salesman named Michael, a criminal named Andre, and his pregnant wife, Luda. Together, they hide out inside of a mall, as they try to avoid the zombie apocalypse outside, and try to deal with the overbearing mall officers (And once again, mall cops try to take charge of everything) while having background Музыка such as Down With the Sickness by Disturbed, или how about Down With the Sickness… But this time by comedic lounge musician, Richard Cheese. The music’s pretty good, and I gotta admit, Richard Cheese’s lounge edition of a rather disturbing song is pretty silly.



There are some things I like about this movie. It’s another zombie that doesn’t take itself seriously, which is already a good thing. Everyone is just screwing around, enjoying what they can find inside the mall, and just Kenneth playing chess with Andy, the gun store owner from across the street, who communicate through whiteboards. It still manages to give the sort of social commentary that Romero’s Dawn of the Dead had. It really does make Ты think that this could be an honest and a pretty perfect remake to the original Dawn of the Dead, right. Ha, ha, ha… I thought that too.



Now, before I rip this movie apart, I still want to talk about one еще positive. And I think it’s probably my Избранное thing about this movie. The zombies in it. Sure, Ты can say that their just your typical flesh-eating zombies, and your right. They are flesh-eating zombies, only these zombies are special in there own way… And it’s because they're fast as hell. These zombies are incredibly fast, and sprint right towards their prey. This was the first zombie movie I watched involving zombies that could run instead of slowly lumber about, and I gotta admit, as a child watching this, I was terrified. Of course, now looking at them, the spriting doesn’t really impress me now, but the make up on them looks amazing. They look dismembered, bloodied, yet still look human if Ты look far away. Watching them Переместить about is pretty scary, and they even can infect people with a scratch instead of just a bite, which most zombie Фильмы seem to forget they can do that. I gotta admit, the zombies in this movie were pretty impressive.



Okay, enough with the positives. Now let’s talk about some negatives with the movie. Like the characters for instance. Not all of them are bad. Kenneth and Andy are pretty entertaining, but the majority of them (And the majority of what we’re stuck with), Ana especially, all seem to be just angry, and swearing all the time. I mean, I can understand Ana being all angry and upset, she did watch her husband get eaten and turned into a zombie. I wouldn’t exactly be happy if my spouse got turned into a zombie… And then all my understanding of why she does this goes out the window, because she immediately wants to be with Michael when they meet. Like, why? Why would Ты want to go with someone after your husband hasn’t been dead for that long. Maybe I’m just stupid and this all takes place over the span of a few days… или maybe the movie’s Письмо just sucks.



Okay, so maybe I can only find two negatives, but I can assure you, there’s one BIG negative in this movie. One that just made me grown at how stupid the idea was. Ты could say that it isn’t that bad, but for a Фан of the original Dawn of the Dead, this is pretty bad. So anyway, (Spoilers), Luda gets infected and is tied to the bed, as she is giving birth in her zombie form. So, Andre, being batshit crazy, kills one of the survivors at the same time he is killed. But wait, as Luda is giving birth, we see that she has дана birth to… A zombie baby…. Oh my god, WHY!? This has to be the dumbest thing Ты could have possibly done, and they did it. I’m supposed to be scared of… fucking THIS! Ты could have done way еще with this. Keep the baby alive (AND HUMAN), and have the survivors try to keep it alive so that there can be a slight glimmer of hope in the apocalypse, or, have the group mercifully kill it because they can’t care for the child and Показать how damned humanity was. Anything but zombie baby! Just saying that outloud sounds stupid! Say it outloud and tell me the idea isn’t crazy (And not in a good way).



Okay, so as much as terrible as some of the characters are and as… Completely idiotic the zombie baby idea was, I do have somewhat of a soft spot for this movie. It manages to have a very creative kind of zombie, the special effects and make up on the zombies are pretty impressive, and I do like that the movie isn’t totally 100% serious…. And if I had to give a pointless praise, Richard Cheese’s Down with the Sickness is pretty good. The movie also gained some praise by critics and has gained a following. It was one of the main inspirations of Dead Rising, and even Trey Parker and Matt Stone, creators of South Park, loved the movie and parodied it with their episode Night of the Living Homeless. It’s probably never going to make “Best horror movie” lists, mine included, but I think it’s worth a watch… Just keep that scene skip button close for the baby scene. Take care.

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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - радуга Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Герои - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Показать - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса

Now, let's begin at Applebloom's school. Cheerilee was about to teach everyone something that they probably already knew.

Cheerilee: Alright everypornstar. Today we're going to talk about the things on our legs that force us to have a talent. I'm talking about sexy marks.
Fillies: Oooh.
Diamond Tiara: *Bored* BORED, BORED,...
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - радуга Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Герои - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Показать - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса

Now, let's begin. The pegasus ponies were putting storm clouds into the skies of Ponyville.

Rarity: *Watching the pegasi working* Why are they doing that?
Applejack: Because they're alcoholics fucking with Mother Nature. *Points to one of the pegasi* Эй, asshole!! Get the storm clouds out of here!! We're supposed to have...
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Now, there are a lot of games out there with a lot of endings. Endings in video games are a way to tie up the story loose ends and to reward the player with a sense of satisfaction. However, there are also THOSE endings. Ты know, those endings that are just bad. Now, when I say bad endings, I don’t mean bad as in “These endings are terrible. How could they be released?” I mean those endings that punish Ты for your poor choices throughout the game and give Ты a bad ending. Now, the rules are as followed. Only games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, this should be...
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Link: So, what's the Далее place we need to go to
Tetra: We need to head to Lenzo's Pictograph Магазин to help him out with his desire.
Link: Why do I give a shit about what he desires
Tetra: If we help him, he'll give us stuff
Link: Ты had me at stuff
(Later, in Pictograph Shop)
Lenzo: (With shaky voice) Hey, young boy, I need your help
Link: As long as stuff is involved, I will
Lenzo: Listen, I'm a creeper, and I like to... take pictures of everyone in town, but, I am under house arrest, so, I need Ты to go and take pictures of everyone.
Link: So, your telling me to help a creepy psycho by taking pictures...
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So, there are people out there who prefer Аниме over western Мультики and there are people who prefer western Мультики over anime. Me, personally, well, if Ты asked me at the age of seven, I would have сказал(-а) western. But, дана the shit we see today, I think its obvious that Аниме is still making better shows. Sure, they're no Samurai Jack, Teen Titans, или Avatar: The Last Airbender, but Ты know what else they aren't? Teen Titans GO, Annoying оранжевый TV Show, and everything on Nick. So, some genius thought of a way to make an Аниме that has the western style animation. That Показать would be the...
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CANNIBAL WEREWOLF

Cannibalism. It's very rare these days, not very often, do we see the event of people eating other humans, for the for strong hunger, или simply cautiously, of what it's like. But one man, Davis Madden, is a Cannibal, and he takes pride in it. He is a very horrorible man, and is very hungry. But because Cannibalism is most likely illegal, he is usually on the run. However he eventually made a pack of cannibals, lead by him. Now they are searching around, looking for unfortunate victims. They found their way into a small village.

Joining the night, they all had knives and hatchets,...
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Makar: And a one and a two and a- Fucky fucky fuck fucky fuck fuck fucky fuck fucky fucky fuck fucky fuck
Link: Hey, Makar
Makar: What the fuck are Ты doing back here
Link: Well, my sidekick сказал(-а) the Далее sage was a small man who uses a lot of profanity. And that lead me to you. Ты are small and Ты do swear a lot. So lets go
Makar: Why should I
Link: Because if Ты don't, I'll kick your adorable жопа, попка all over this place
Makar: I'd like Ты try

Makar: (Has bloody nose) I hate you

King of Red Lions: Well, here it is. The Wind Temple. Be careful Ты two. God only knows what goes on in there
Link: Oh...
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Hello everyone, and today, we will be talking about the meme known only as Zerg Rush. No, let us explain the history of Zerg Rush.
Now, the Zerg Rush started in the famous online strategy game called Starcraft. In it was an alien race known as Zerg. The Zerg was mostly known for their ability to mass produce very quickly. Before Ты knew it, they were swarming with them on the battle field. Zergs also used a specific attack called Rush. Rush was an attack that had them use there energy to rush at an enemy to get there quicker. So, when an online video was Опубликовано of it, the internet began to...
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Hello everyone, I am your host, Windwakerguy430, I am here to Показать Ты memes from all over the internet and I shall decide if the meme is Fine или Foul. Today, we will be looking at the famous entity known only as Slender Man. Now, before we can talk about Slender Man, we need to talk about the origin of how he became just a picture to one of the biggest internet celebrity. On a Форум known as Something Awful, a user Опубликовано a picture of a group of kids with an odd looking man in the back. The Название of the фото was known as Slender Man. Since then, he started getting еще and еще famous.
The...
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 Ты must look at this picture for 20 секунды before continuing onto the Далее part of this Фан fiction
You must look at this picture for 20 секунды before continuing onto the Далее part of this Фан fiction


Warning: The owner of the copyright in these Фан fictions has authorized their use for members of this club to read, and enjoy, over, and over again without charge of any kind. Any other use of these Фан fictions including any copying, reproduction или performance of any of the material..... Ah, who am I kidding? I know you're not going to steal any of the content in these Фан fictions.

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 The following is an STH/AM6663 Фан Fiction
The following is an STH/AM6663 Фан Fiction


Gordon: *Walks onto a black screen* Okay, the...
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"We could either do this all night, или Ты release the kids!" Dash ordered.

"Not gonna happen.. Just to bad that the little оранжевый one has to be involved" Ditto replied.

Dash snapped even 'more' by this, steam was seen coming out of her like a train, and she angrily slapped Ditto across the face.

"DON'T Ты DARE HARM MY SCOOT!" Dash violently screamed.

Ditto just laughed.

This time, it was Dash who charged at Ditto, and another fight broke out.

It lasted longer than the other one, and was abit еще intense.

But in the end, Ditto overpowered her.

But before he could finish her off, he was suddenly zapped...
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After hearing that Diamond is Unbreakable is getting adapted into a series, I could only cheer with joy, and be prepared for such a thing to come. And since Part Four is only a week away, I thought that I should honor it by doing a Список dedicated to it. And what better one to make than talking about Part Three, Stardust Crusaders. Now, I Любовь Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure. Love, love, love, love, love, Любовь IT! Easily my third Избранное anime, and fourth Избранное animated series of all time. And like I сказал(-а) before, I am super excited for the release of Part Four. And to celebrate, I want to talk...
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