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Sean: We're back.
Sean The Hedgehog: And for once, we're using Музыка from Mario Golf. Our last two shows for this week are My Little Pornstar, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Sean: It's еще ponies, and talking trains ladies, and gentlemen.

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - радуга Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Герои - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Показать - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса

Now, let's begin. Pinkie Pie, and радуга Dash are best friends. This is how they first met.

радуга Dash: *Walking along the streets of Pornstarville*
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag!
радуга Dash: Hi there.
Pinkie Pie: Would Ты like to be my friend?
радуга Dash: Of course.
Twilight: *Appears* Man, this ain't supposed to happen! You're supposed to fly around Pornstarville, and avoid this розовый bitch!
радуга Dash: Why would I do that?
Twilight: The script man, the script!
радуга Dash: I don't like my script. It makes me feel like a bully.
Twilight: Yo, Ты did not just use that word.
радуга Dash: I didn't call Ты a nigg-
Twilight: Not that man!! I mean bully. Who da hell uses that word nowadays?!
радуга Dash: Uh, hundreds of ponies do.
Pinkie Pie: I use it as well, and Ты are being one right now. Leave us alone.
Twilight: Man, Ты two are fucked up in da head! *Walks away*
радуга Dash: What is her problem?
Pinkie Pie: She's black.

Intro
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Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
радуга Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Эй, Fluttershy, Ты smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, Ты are my best friends.

My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots

Далее morning, Pinkie Pie was walking to радуга Dash's cloudhouse while wearing sunglasses with a mustache on it, and blowing confetti everywhere*

радуга Dash: *Sleeping in her bed. When she hears Pinkie Pie, she yawns while waking up with a smile on her face*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag радуга Dash!
радуга Dash: *Goes to a window* Morning Pinkie Pie. Be down in a sec.
Pinkie Pie: Okay.

Once радуга Dash came down, a griffon appeared. It was Gilda.

Gilda: радуга Dash, long time no see.
радуга Dash: Oh hey. I haven't seen Ты in at least ten years.
Pinkie Pie: радуга Dash, an explanation por favor?
радуга Dash: You're German. Why are Ты speaking Spanish?
Gilda: *Laughs* Good point.
Pinkie Pie: Explanation?
радуга Dash: Oh right. Gilda is an old friend of mine from flight school.
Pinkie Pie: An old friend? But she looks very young.
Gilda: *Laughs* I like your sense of humor (Honestly, this пони is starting to annoy me.)
радуга Dash: Me, and Pinkie Pie are gonna go play pranks on ponies. Wanna Присоединиться us?
Gilda: No thanks, I wanna explore this city, and find out where a good place is to eat.
радуга Dash: Suit yourself. We'll see Ты later.
Gilda: We'll?
радуга Dash: Yeah, me, and Pinkie Pie will meet Ты after your lunch.
Gilda: (Fuck!) Okay, great.

As Gilda was finding a good restaurant for lunch, she saw Fluttershy.

Fluttershy: *Helping ducks пересекать, крест a road* Okay little duckies, follow me. Everyone is letting us cross.
Gilda: BOO!!!
Fluttershy: AHHH!!!
Ducks: *Get scared, and fly away*
Fluttershy: Wait ducks, where are Ты going?!
Ducks: *Go into the nail factory*
Fluttershy: Oh no!! They'll get seriously injured!
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: Thank goodness, now they can- *See the ducks go into a scissor factory* SCISSOR FACTORY?!!!?
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: Phew, that was close. Now they can- *See the ducks go into a factory where bombs get built* Go into a factory for bombs?!!? *Faints*
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: *Wakes up* Oh, they're okay. Now they can- *See the ducks go into a подушка factory* Oh, a подушка factory. I know they'll be безопасно, сейф there.

But the factory soon blew up.

Fluttershy: *Cries, and runs away*

Pinkie Pie arrived, and this song started to play: link

Pinkie Pie: Halt!! What is the meaning of this?!
Gilda: None of your business.
Pinkie Pie: It is my business. Ты hurt my friend's feelings, and had her animal Друзья blown up in a подушка factory.
Gilda: It was their fault.
Pinkie Pie: Ты scared them!
радуга Dash: *Arrives*
Pinkie Pie: Thank goodness you're here радуга Dash, Gilda is being an asshole.
Gilda: What?!
Pinkie Pie: Ты are being an asshole, and I do not appreciate it.
радуга Dash: *Worried* What did she do?
Pinkie Pie: She scared Fluttershy, and had her утка Друзья blown up at a подушка factory.
Gilda: She's lying.
радуга Dash: *Looks at the подушка factory on fire* Oh no she isn't. Why did Ты do it Gilda?
Gilda: She was annoying.
радуга Dash: That's my friend you're talking about.
Gilda: If you're Друзья with her, I can't be Друзья with you. *Fights радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: *Fights Gilda*

They made a облако of smoke during their fight.

Ponies: Go радуга Dash!
Pinkie Pie: Go радуга Dash!
Gilda: Why are they cheering for you?!
радуга Dash: Because I'm awesome, unlike you!

радуга Dash punched Gilda in the face, and the griffon Остаться в живых a tooth.

Ponies: Yeah!!
Gilda: Fuck this! *Leaves* Ты all suck!
радуга Dash: Not true!

Stop the song

радуга Dash: *Takes a deep breath* Is everyone okay?
Ponies: Yes.
радуга Dash: I'm sorry about Gilda. She was a friend of mine years ago, but after what just happened, she's no longer my friend.
Pinkie Pie: Wait a couple of years, I'm sure Ты will be Друзья with her again.
радуга Dash: *Confused*

She didn't understand that Pinkie Pie was talking about a certain episode from season 5.

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Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.

The End

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Sean The Hedgehog: I think this is the only kind of Музыка we're getting for now.
Sean: Doesn't bother me. I like it.
Sean The Hedgehog: I like it too, but I do prefer the Rock & Roll we had earlier. The final Показать for this week is Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Sean: Try not to get bored by everyone being in black & white.

Episode 8

Thomas Percy & The Coal

It was a beautiful день on the Island Of Sodor. Thomas The Tank Engine's smart blue paint shone in the sunshine. He arrived at a station, and saw Percy, and Sean.

"Hello Thomas." Called Percy, "You look splendid."

"Yes indeed." Boasted Thomas, "Blue is the only color for an engine."

"I've got some blue, but most of my paint is grey." сказал(-а) Sean.

"I like my green paint," Percy replied, "I wouldn't want to be any other color."

"Well, well anyway," Huffed Thomas, "Blue is the only color for a really useful engine. Everyone knows that." And he puffed away importantly. Percy, and Sean just smiled.

Later that day, Percy was shunting some freight cars under a coal chute. Thomas was by him resting.

"Careful," called Thomas cheekily, "Those freight cars could be troublesome."

"Go on, go on" Shouted the freight cars, and pushed Percy.

"And by the way," Called Thomas, "Those buffers don't look безопасно, сейф to me."

But it was too late. Percy ran into the buffer, and went off the tracks. The last load of coal poured from the chute, and onto Thomas.

"Help, help!" Called Thomas. His smart blue paint was getting ruined by the coal dust. "Get me out!"

Percy was worried, but he couldn't stop laughing when he saw Thomas' paint being ruined.

"Ha, ha!" Chuckled Percy, "You don't look really useful now Thomas. Ты look disgraceful."

"I'm not disgraceful!" Spluttered Thomas, "You did that on purpose. Get me out!"

It took so long to clean Thomas, that he wasn't in time for his Далее train. Rosie had to take Annie, and Clarabel for him. The two coaches were most upset.

Thomas was grumpy at the sheds that night. Sean thought it was a great joke, but Percy was mad at Thomas, for thinking he caused the accident on purpose.

"Fancy, a really useful blue engine becoming a disgrace to Sir Tophamm Hat's railway." сказал(-а) Percy.

Далее morning, Thomas was feeling happy. He saw Percy struggling with a heavy load of freight cars, and he was feeling tired.

"Have a drink," сказал(-а) his driver. The water tower was Далее to a siding, where it ended with unsafe buffers. Percy went to the siding, but the freight cars prevented him from stopping.

"Oh!" Called Percy, as he was being pushed, "Help!"

Percy let off a lot of steam when he got derailed. His wheels were buried deep in coal. It was time for Thomas to go, and he left laughing at what happened to Percy.

That night, the two engines made up their quarrel.

"I didn't cause your accident on purpose Thomas. Ты do know that, don't you?"

"Of course," Chuckled Thomas, "And I'm sorry about what I сказал(-а) yesterday. Your green paint looks splendid."

They also learned to be еще careful with coal.

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Sean The Hedgehog: And we're back.
Sean: And I'm leaving. *Blows his horn twice as he goes backwards*
Sean: What's with him?
радуга Dash: The show's over.
Sean: *Checks his watch* And so it is. See Ты Далее week.