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A fanfiction taking place during the late 1800's

Strike

In Pittsburgh, lots of ponies working in the steel mills did not like working conditions, and often went on strike. This story takes place during the Homestead Strike of 1892.

One of the workers James, did not want anything to do with the strike, but two weeks before it began, some of his Друзья decided to make him change his mind.

James: *Working*
Larry: *talking with Jack*
James: *sees Larry, but ignores them*
Larry: Jack, I'm telling you. Everyday we get here, things just seem to be getting worse.
Jack: What do Ты mean?
Larry: The working conditions. It seems like, working here just gets еще dangerous. If only Andrew Carnegie got somepony else to take control of this plant.
Jack: Well, now that Ты mention it, he has been doing a poor job of getting the AA to leave us alone. It's been nearly three years since they've wanted to make some kind of a bargaining agreement with Frick.
Larry: They also had a strike during that all.
Jack: Yeah. I really hope things get better, otherwise we'll have to get everypony to Присоединиться in with us, and go on strike.
James: (I can't stand it anymore. They're talking about something important, and I'm sure they want me to Присоединиться in.) *walks to Larry*
Jack: James, nice of Ты to Присоединиться us.
James: Uhm. Sure. What are Ты two talking about?
Larry: We're planning to go on strike.
James: Seriously, again? We've been going for nearly three years without a strike.
Jack: It ain't our fault. The AA won't leave us alone. If they're going to keep pestering us, we'll just pester them back. Don't tell anypony yet, but I've got some Оружие at my house. I'll bring them here, and we'll use 'em when the time's right.
James: I don't want to get involved.
Larry: Of course Ты do, just promise Ты won't tell anypony?
James: Yeah, whatever.
Larry: Good.

A whistle blew, and all the workers lined up to go home. The work день was over.

When James returned to his home, his family was waiting for him at the ужин таблица

Martha: James. How was your day?
James: About average. Nothing bad happened.
Martha: That's good. How are Larry, and Jack?
James: They're ok, but I'm a little worried.
Martha: Why? What's happening?
James: They're saying our boss isn't doing so good with getting the Union to leave us alone.
Martha: Which union is it?
James: It's the Amalgamated Association of Iron and Steel Workers. We just call them the AA.
Martha: Ok. ужин is almost ready.
James: Alright, I'm starving. Kids, come downstairs.
Toby: *Comes downstairs*
Melissa: *Follows Toby*
Toby: Yes dad?
James: Your ужин is ready.
Martha: *Sets ужин on table* We've got vegetable soup.
Melissa: Aw, come on. Why do we always need soup?
James: I'm sorry Melissa. It's all we can afford. Your mom has no job, and my boss at the steel mill won't pay me much.
Toby: How much do they pay Ты dad?
Martha: Toby, that's not something Ты ask your father.
James: It's alright Martha. Toby, they only pay me five bits a week. My boss is a greedy, self centered stallion, that only cares about money.
Toby: How does he make the money?
James: By getting railroads to take the steel anywhere it need's to go. They make the prices cheap, and every railroad will want to deliver it for him.
Melissa: That sounds bad.
James: It is bad. Ты two promise me, no matter what, Ты won't be anything like my boss.
Toby & Melissa: I promise.
James: Good kids. Mother raised Ты just right. Now let's eat.

The four ponies start to have their soup.

Далее день at the steel mill

Andrew: Henry, what's been happening?
Henry: The mills have never been able to turn out the product they should, owing to being held back by the Amalgamated men.
Andrew: Why are they holding us back?
Henry: They want some kind of a bargaining agreement, by June 30th.
Andrew: *Sighs* That's only three days away. Henry, I just want Ты to know that even though you're running this mill, I still own it. No steel mill is worth a single drop of blood. Close the mill tomorrow, and the workers will have to go home, and not get paid.

James woke up early Далее morning. He wanted to say hello to his little ponies before they left for school.

Toby: *eating soup*
Melissa: All we get to eat is soup. It's not fair. There has to be something else for us to eat around here.
James: *Arrives* или at least something else for us to buy.
Toby: Dad!
James: Hello Toby. I thought I'd get up a little earlier than usual, and see Ты two before Ты left for school.
Toby: Thanks dad.
Melissa: Thank you.
James: Where's your mom?
Toby: She's outside.
James: *Walks out of house*
Martha: *sees James* James, what are Ты doing up so early?
James: I just wanted to see the kids.
Martha: You're such a good parent.
James: I don't feel like one.
Martha: Why?
James: I don't get our family enough money for what they want.
Martha: That doesn't mean you're a bad parent James *Hugs James* It's just like Ты сказал(-а) yesterday. Your boss is greedy.
James: Yeah. I did say he was.
Martha: And you're a great parent. Ты always try your best for us, and that's good.
James: Thank Ты *Kisses Martha*
Martha: *Kisses James*
James: *Checks clock* Now, I gotta get going.
Martha: So much for seeing us.
James: Unfortunately. I'll see Ты when I get back *Leaves house*

Now, walking was the only way for James to get to the steel mills. They didn't have carts, или humans, или a railway line going from his house to the steel mill.

Five минуты later, lots of ponies were outside the steel mill, complaining.

Workers: Let us in!! We want to work!!
Henry: Well too bad! I want to get this bargaining agreement over with, but the AA keeps being a pain about it.
James: Jack, what's happening?
Jack: Henry won't let us in.
Larry: It's just like he said. It's all because of that stupid bargaining agreement.
Jack: Henry! Let us in, now!!
Henry: Go away, and come back tomorrow!!
James: I'm going home.
Larry: What are Ты talking about? Ты can't leave.
James: I can, and I will. Don't Ты understand that Frick won't let anypony in? We've got to face facts, and go home. *Walks home*
Jack: *Sighs* I swear Larry. If anything like having us locked out continues, we start the strike.

It was very annoying for James to walk back to his house shortly after going to the steel mill, but it would be worth it to spend еще time with his family. He normally got back Главная from work at 7 PM, now he had the whole день off, and would get back before 7.

James: *Walks back in house*
Martha: Oh James. What are Ты doing back so early?
James: They closed down the mill, and won't let anypony in.
Martha: Seriously?
James: Yes. I even heard one of the workers saying they would make a wire fence, and put snipers on towers.
Martha: Who's crazy idea was that?
James: My boss, Henry Frick.
Martha: еще like Henry Brickhead. What is that mad stallion up to?
James: He's only doing this, because of that bargaining agreement. Now that we workers cannot go in to work, the boss won't pay us.
Martha: I'm sorry to hear that, but at least Ты can help me work around the house.
James: Ты got it sweetheart. What do Ты want me to do?
Martha: Just go dust the attic, clean all the windows.
James: Our children will hardly recognize the place when they get home. *Goes to attic*

While James was cleaning the attic, and all the windows, Martha went to plant vegetables for the soup.

Meanwhile, in Toby, and Melissa's school.

Mr. Fall: Alright. Can anypony tell me when the transcontinental railroad began construction?
Toby: *Raising hand*
Max: 1863.
Mr. Fall: Very good Max. Now how many years назад was that?
Toby: *Raising hand*
Donald: 29.
Mr. Fall: Great job Donald. Now, one еще math problem. When the transcontinental railroad was completed in 1869, how many years назад was that from the beginning in 1863?
Toby: *Raising hoof*
Lucy: *Raising hoof*
Mr. Fall: I'm going to choose, Lucy.
Lucy: Five?
Mr. Fall: No, but Ты were very close. T-
Lucy: Six, I'm sorry.
Mr. Fall: For what?
Lucy: For getting the wrong answer.
Mr. Fall: That's alright, Ты got the right answer after making your mistake. Now, I'll Показать Ты ponies one еще thing before the колокол, колокольчик, белл rings for lunch. What do Ты know about the steel mills?
Toby: *Raising hoof*
Mr. Fall: Yes Toby?
Toby: I know my dad works at one of them.
Max: Well, you're in trouble.
Toby: Shut up. My dad does a great job there!
Mr. Fall: Toby, you're not allowed to tell anypony to shut up.
Toby: But he insulted me.
Max: That was actually towards your father. He should either get a new job, или jump off a cliff.
Toby: *stands up* Why, I oughta-
Mr. Fall: Toby, go to the principal!
Toby: What did I do?!
Mr. Fall: Ты have disturbed my lesson, and talked rudely to Max. Go, now!
Toby: *Walks toward door* I'm going to kill you.
Mr. Fall: What was that? *Locks door*
Toby: Do Ты want me to go to the principal или not?
Mr. Fall: We do not allow that kind of behavior in this school young man. Go to the corner, and wear the dunce hat.
Toby: This is pathetic. *Walks to corner, and puts on dunce hat*
Mr. Fall: Now then. Who else can tell me what they know about steel mills?
Max: I know they have bad working conditions, and should be burned to the ground.
Mr. Fall: Well, I don't think they should be burned to the ground, but they do have bad working conditions.
Toby: (I swear. One of these days, Max is going to learn his lesson.)

After school, Toby, and Melissa walked home.

Toby: How did your день go?
Melissa: Mine was good.
Toby: What did Ты do?
Melissa: I got an A+ on one of my tests.
Toby: Good for you.
Melissa: What about you? How was your day?
Toby: Mine was bad.
Melissa: Aw, what happened?
Toby: If it's ok with you, I don't want to talk about it.
Melissa: Aw, please.
Toby: Alright, but only because you're my little sister.
Melissa: Yay!
Toby: And Ты have to promise not to laugh.
Melissa: Ok.
Toby: Max was making fun of our dad, and humiliated him about working in the steel mills.
Melissa: What did Ты do?
Toby: I told him to stop, and I'm the one that gets to sit in the corner with the dunce cap.
Melissa: *Slightly laughing*
Toby: Ты сказал(-а) Ты wouldn't laugh!
Melissa: It's not that *Laughing* Look, to your left.
Toby: *Looks left* What a weird tree!
Melissa: Who knew trees could have green bark, and brown leaves.
Mrs. Miller: I see Ты two like the works of my art class.
Toby: Mrs. Miller, your art class did that?
Mrs. Miller: Yes.
Melissa: But why? If it rains, the paint could wash off.
Mrs. Miller: No it won't, but it might get chopped down. Think about it, as long as you've got something planned, Ты can always accomplish it if Ты set your mind to accomplishing your goals, hopes, and dreams. What kind of hopes, and dreams do Ты wish for?
Toby: I want my dad to have a better boss.
Mrs. Miller: That's a hope for your father. What is your hopes, and dreams?
Toby: Trying not to be anything like the boss that my dad has. He told me his boss is greedy, and rude. I don't want to be anything like that.
Mrs. Miller: That's good, and I'm sure it's the same for Melissa too, isn't it?
Melissa: Yes.
Mrs. Miller: Good. Off Ты go now.

Toby, and Melissa ran off to tell their parents about what they just saw.

Toby, and Melissa walked home, and told their parents about what they saw.

Martha: A painted tree? How is that possible?
Toby: The art class in our school did it.
James: Whatever will they think of next?
Toby: Maybe someday, a пони will put an engine into a horse carriage, and call it a car.
James: Hmmm.
Toby: It may not sound like a good idea now, but when it does get invented еще ponies will want to try it, and then they'll start creating their own cars. In twenty years или so, they'll make a lot of changes to the car.
James: Uh, Toby? That's never going to happen at all.
Toby: Just a guess.
Melissa: Hey, I just noticed something. Aren't Ты supposed to be at work? Ты normally get back by 7.
James: They locked me out, and did the same to every worker.
Toby: Wow. Also, that just reminded me. This жеребенок, кольт in my class was badmouthing you, just because of your job.
James: Well he can badmouth me all he wants. He doesn't know me, and I don't know him. What has he been saying?
Toby: He says that Ты should either get a new job, или jump off a cliff.
James: Well, I'll tell Ты one thing Toby. Many of the other workers plan to go on strike, and if that does happen, I'm definitely getting a new job.
Martha: ужин will be ready in thirty minutes.
James: Ok.
Toby: Thanks mom.
Melissa: Thank Ты mommy.

Meanwhile, in the steel mills.

Andrew: Henry, I understand your hatred towards the union, but are all the snipers, and water cannons really neccesary?
Henry: Yes. We can't allow the union to shut down this mill.
Andrew: Well...
Henry: What do Ты think about what I've done?
Andrew: It is nice. See if Ты can reinforce the walls with еще steel.
Henry: We need the workers for that.
Andrew: No we don't. We can do it ourselves. How hard can it be?

Andrew was right. It wasn't hard, but it definitely wasn't easy.

Henry: *Making steel*
Andrew: Good. *Making steel* After reinforcing these walls, we should make some shields in front of them.
Henry: Ты got it boss.

So the two ponies continued making steel, so that they could modify the mill. Word soon spread around, and ponies in Pittsburgh started calling the mill, Fort Frick.

The Далее morning, June 29, 1892

Henry: *Laughing* We did it Andrew. The mill has been reinforced, shielded, and now let's watch the union try to get in.
Union Ponies: *Walking towards steel mill*
Andrew: They're coming this way. I see them.
Union Ponies: *Seeing Sniper towers, and water cannons*
Sniper: *About to shoot a union pony*
Henry: Hold your fire. Do not shoot until I tell Ты too!
Sniper: *Salutes*
Union Ponies: *Go to entrance* I can't believe they would set up so many sniper towers. *tries to open door* What the hay? The door won't open.
Andrew: Hahahahaha! They can't get in.
Union Captain: Mr. Carnegie! Ты let us in, или the bargaining agreement will be broken!
Henry: We already broke it yesterday.
Union Captain: What are Ты talking about?
Henry: We locked out our workers.
Union Captain: Then, we will shut down the mill. Ты will regret your decisions. *Leaves*
Union Ponies: *Follow captain*

Shortly after the union left, the workers arrived.

Henry: Not again.
Andrew: What's the matter?
Henry: The workers are here again.
Andrew: Don't let them in.
James: Jack, they've finished making the wired fence, and there seems to be a lot of other modifications.
Jack: That's it. We're going on strike.
James: Good luck with that *About to leave*
Jack: Where do Ты think you're going?
James: Back home.
James: Uh, uh. You're going on strike with us. Understand?
James: I've got to get back to my family.
Larry: James, your family can take care of itself. Now, we have to take care of ourself. Us, the workers.
Henry: Hey! Are Ты going to leave или what?!
Jack: Yeah, but Ты won't like what we've got for you!

And just like that, the workers left.

Andrew: What did he mean by that?
Henry: They're going on strike.
Andrew: Do Ты know how bad this could be?
Henry: Yeah. It could be as bad as the one in 1889.
Andrew: Get some advertisements set. We're getting replacement workers.

The striking workers were determined to keep the plant closed. They secured a steam-powered river launch and several rowboats to patrol the Monongahela River, which ran alongside the plant. Stallions also divided themselves into units along military lines. Picket lines were thrown up around the plant and the town, and 24-hour shifts established. Ferries and trains were watched. Strangers were challenged to give explanations for their presence in town; if one was not forthcoming, they were escorted outside the city limits.

Telegraph communications with AA ponies in other cities were established to keep tabs on the company's attempts to hire replacement workers. Reporters were issued special badges which gave them безопасно, сейф passage through the town, but the badges were withdrawn if it was felt misleading или false information made it into the news.

Frick was also busy. The company placed ads for replacement workers in newspapers as far away as Boston, St. Foalis and even Europe.

July 4, 1892

Henry: *Walking down street*
Sheriff: *Sees Henry* Mr. Frick. What can I do for Ты today?
Henry: I'd like some help.
Sheriff: What kind of help?
Henry: I need Ты to stop my workers from going on strike. They've been making everypony hear feel unwelcome.
Sheriff: Everything seems the same to me.
Pony: *Leaving town* Stupid strike. I'm leaving this town!
Sheriff: Ok, I see your point. Let's stop the strike.
??: Ehem!
Henry: Uh, sheriff? This is Philander Knox. He also works for Andrew Carnegie.
Philander: We need еще ponies to stop the strike. Tomorrow, Ты have my permission to send eleven deputies to help stop the strike.
Sheriff: What are they going to do?
Philander: They will be giving the strikers handbills, and they'll pay for all the damage they've caused.
Henry: What if it doesn't work?
Philander: Don't be daft. It will work. Just Ты wait, and see.
Sheriff: Alright. Tomorrow, I'll dispatch eleven deputies handing out handbills to the strikers. I still think it's a stupid plan, but if that's what Ты want, so be it.

The evening of July 4, 1892

James: *Having soup*
Martha: Is everything ok?
James: No. Every worker is going on strike, and they forced me to Присоединиться them.
Martha: What are Ты talking about?
James: Larry, and Jack. They made me Присоединиться them for the strike. I didn't want to, but I had no choice.
Martha: Well, what are Ты going to do?
James: What they tell me to do I guess.
Toby: Everything will be ok Dad. Sooner, или later the strikers will stop, and everything will be ok again.
James: Thanks Toby.
???: *Knocks on door*
James: Hmm, who could that be? *walks to front door*
???: James? Are Ты in there?
James: *Opens door* Who are you?
???: I'm Deputy Roebuck. I've heard from somepony named Philander Knox that Ты were involved with the homestead strike.
James: Unfortunately, yes.
Deputy Roebuck: *Gives James handbill* Pay us, или we arrest your family. Good день *Leaves house*
James: I can't believe this.
Martha: James?
James: I didn't do anything, and they're giving me a HANDBILL!!!! *Rips up handbill*
Melissa: Daddy?
Martha: Kids, go to your room.
Toby & Melissa: *Going to their room*
Martha: James, let's talk about this.
James: No. I'm sorry Martha, but I gotta deal with this tomorrow. They have no right, to give a пони a handbill for something they didn't do! *Leaves house*

James went to talk to Jack, and Larry.

Larry: James. What's up?
James: Some lousy deputy gave me a handbill for nothing.
Jack: We got one of those too.
Larry: What did Ты guys do?
Jack: We tore ours up.
James: Same with me. My family is worried, and I want to end this once, and for all.
Jack: What are we going to do though?
James: Tomorrow morning, we get them on a boat, and make them leave this town. Jack, get those Оружие Ты were talking about, and give them to everypony that's on strike. After that, we attack on the день after.
Larry: July 6?
James: Yes. We attack the AA, and the mill on July 6.

On July 5, everypony on strike did exactly what James told them to do.

James: That's everypony, right?
Jack: I think so.
Deputies: *On boat*
Deputy Roebuck: Ты can't do this. We'll arrest you!
Larry: We'd like to see Ты try that when Ты go down river. *Pushes boat*
Deputy: Get some paddles, and row back!
James: *Holding paddles* Ты mean these?!
Jack: And good luck trying to row back with your arms, and hooves!
Deputies: Curse you!

And so, the deputies had no way to get back to shore, and continued drifting towards the middle of nowhere

Meanwhile, at the mill

Henry: Ok, the strikers are not stopping, so here's what we must do. Build a fence.
Andrew: What kind of a fence?
Henry: Just a regular one, with barbed wire on the top.
Andrew: *Looks out window* Henry, we're already making a fence like that.
Henry: Oh.
Andrew: Yeah. In fact, it's nearly completed.
Henry: Ah, great. Now we must get the Pinkerton National Detective Agency notified, and make them help us stop those pesky ponies on strike.
Andrew: Ok. *Making telegraph to PNDA*

While the telegraph was being made, the strikers arrived at the mill.

James: Fort Frick seems to be getting more, and еще modifications.
Jack: It's a good thing we're attacking tomorrow. Any later, and we'd be defeated in no time.
Larry: That reminds me, did Ты give those Оружие to everypony?
Jack: Oh yeah. They have them ready for the battle tomorrow.

Back in the mill

Andrew: *Finishes telegraph*
Henry: Alright. What did they say?
Andrew: They сказал(-а) they would be here by tomorrow.

Outside the mill

Larry: Hold up, I can hear them talking. *goes towards open window*
Henry: What do Ты mean they'll be hear tomorrow?
Andrew: I mean they'll be hear tomorrow. They'll come here down the Monongahela river in steam boats, and when they arrive, we'll be ready to hold off the strikers.
Henry: Ah, good.
Larry: Andrew called for some help.
Jack: Where are they going to be?
Larry: They'll be coming here tomorrow up the Monongahela river, so tell the rest of the strikers, and have them get ready.
Jack: Yes sir.

July 6, 1892. This was it. The strikers would start fighting everypony that got in their way. First, they were going to kill the Pinkerton's on the Monongahela River.

Jack: There they are. Shoot them! *Shoots Pinkerton ponies*
James: *shooting at Pinkerton ponies*
Pinkerton Ponies: *getting shot* AAH!!! *Falls into river*
Pinkerton Major: Return fire! *Shoots at strikers*
Jack: To the plant!! *Runs*
Strike Ponies: *Follow Jack*
Pinkerton Major: They gave up already.

But the strikers didn't give up yet. They were going to blow the launch whistle to alert the plant. This would get thousands of ponies to go to the steel mill.

Pinkertons: *Park boats on land*
Pinkerton Major: After them everypony! They couldn't have gone far! *Runs to plant*
Pinkertons: *Following the major*
Болталка ponies: *arriving at the mill*
Martha: James!
James: Martha.
Martha: Why are Ты doing this?
James: I'm sorry. This wasn't what I wanted, believe me. But if I don't do what Jack, and Larry say, I die.
Martha: Then die as a good pony. Not one that caused violence, and murder.
James: *Hugs Martha* I'm sorry. I promise when this is over, everything will get better.
Jack: James, get over here! The Pinkerton ponies are coming!
James: I Любовь you, and tell Toby, and Melissa that I Любовь them too, if I don't survive. *Runs to Larry*
Martha: *Goes home*
Pinkertons: *arriving*
Jack: We gotta get into Fort Frick. *Climbs over fence*
Pinkertons: *Shooting at Jack*
Larry: I got a better idea.
Jack: *Gets to other side*
Larry: *Knocking on fence with gun* Cover me!
Strike ponies: *Shooting Pinkertons*
James: *Knocking on fence*

Soon, the fence fell over.

Larry: Good job. Now, let's find Jack. *Runs to Jack*
James: *shooting Pinkertons*
Pinkerton Ponies: *return fire*
James: *Dodging bullets, and runs to Jack*
Strikers: *Follow James*
Pinkerton Ponies: *Shoot one strike pony*
Strike Pony: *Falls on ground, and dies*
James: What are Ты doing Jack?
Jack: Using the water пушка *Shoots water at Pinkertons*
Pinkertons: *Freezing*
Larry: Good god man, Ты shot nearly all of them.

The Pinkerton ponies that didn't get Холодное сердце were shot to death.

Pinkertons: Ok, we surrender!
Strike Ponies: *Cheering*
Pinkertons: *Leave*
James: Finally. It's over.

On July 7, the strike committee sent a telegram to Gov. Pattison to attempt to persuade him that law and order had been restored in the town. Pattison replied that he had heard differently. Union officials traveled to Harrisburg and met with Pattison on July 9. Their discussions revolved not around law and order, but the safety of the Carnegie plant.

The company had waged a секунда front in state court, and was winning. On July 18, 16 of the strike leaders were charged with conspiracy, riot and murder. Each пони was arrested for one night and forced to post a $10,000 bond. The union retaliated by charging company executives with murder as well. The company men, too, had to post a $10,000 bond, but they were not forced to spend any time in jail. One judge issued treason charges against the Advisory Committee on August 30 for making itself the law. Most of the men could not raise the bail bond, and went to jail или into hiding. A compromise was reached whereby both sides dropped their charges

The Declaration of the Strike Committee, dated July 20, 1892 reads in part,
The employees in the mill of Messrs. Carnegie, Phipps & Co., at Homestead, Pa., have built there a town with its homes, its schools and its churches; have for many years been faithful co-workers with the company in the business of the mill; have invested thousands of dollars of their savings in сказал(-а) mill in the expectation of spending their lives in Homestead and of working in the mill during the period of their efficiency. Therefore, the committee desires to express to the public as its firm belief that both the public and the employees aforesaid have equitable rights and interests in the сказал(-а) mill which cannot be modified или diverted without due process of law; that the employees have the right to continuous employment in the сказал(-а) mill during efficiency and good behavior without regard to religious, political или economic opinions или associations; that it is against public policy and subversive of the fundamental principles of American liberty that a whole community of workers should be denied employment или suffer any other social detriment on account of membership in a church, a political party или a trade union; that it is our duty as American citizens to resist by every legal and ordinary means the unconstitutional, anarchic and revolutionary policy of the Carnegie Company, which seems to evince a contempt for public and private interests and a disdain for the public conscience.

The End
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Now, what is a guilty pleasure film? Well, it’s those Фильмы that is hated, weather by fans, critics, или the world in general, but Ты just can’t help but love. So, today, I will be talking about my ten guilty pleasure movies. Now, MY guilty pleasures may be different from YOUR guilty pleasures, so please, don’t try and insult me because of the choices on this list. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Терминатор 3: Rise of the Machines - After the epic Terminators 1 and 2, Фаны were hyped for the Далее one in the series… And they ended up hating it. They сказал(-а) that it wasn’t...
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Now, every Zelda game has one или two characters that Ты can interact with. However, there are those characters that Ты just want to stay away from at all time. Now, remember, this is only my opinion. If Ты like these characters, then that’s just difference of opinion. With that, lets start the list

 Fi
Fi


#10: Fi from Skyward Sword - Now, Fi is lower on the Список because she tries to help you. However, she can help a bit too much at times. Whenever the blantient obvious happens, like when Ты pick up a rupee или are fighting enemies, she will always come and give Ты Совет that Ты already...
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Now, there are lots of weapons in video games. Swords, axes, guns, and many more. But, does anyone here think of Chainsaws the very секунда they hear about video game weapons? Not really. So, today, I am going to talk about the Chainsaw Wielders in video games. The rules are as usual. Only one game per franchise. Now, lets start the list

 Antonio Montana
Antonio Montana


#10: Antonio Montana from Scarface: The World is Yours - Now, I know that Tony is a movie character, and not a video game character. But, this video game’s first mission is the last scene in the movie… and it has a fucking tiger in this...
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Now, a while back, I made a Список about some of the most disturbing things in the media. It was pretty messed up, but, then I looked into it…. and there are EVEN еще disturbing things in the world. So, I am going to talk about some of the еще disturbing things in the media, by what I have seen at least.

#10: Lavender Town from Pokemon Red/Blue - Now, when Ты think of Pokemon, Ты think of- No, wait, Pokemon is well known for having some of the creepiest shit this side of Hannibal Lector. From houses with a little girl who was murdered by a Darkrai, to Pokemon that suck the life force out...
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Now, what is the difference between hard and annoying. Hard is a challenge that makes Ты test your abilities, giving Ты a very difficult enemy. Annoying is when an enemy spams attacks, won't die, или is just plane broken. So, today, I will be talking about the enemies in video games that just irritate me the most. First, the rules. Only one game per franchise, and only games that I have played. So, now that that is out of the way, lets begin.

 Zubat
Zubat


#15: Zubat from Pokemon - Now, sure, these things are really easy to beat, especially when your Pokemon are at a high level, but, what isn't...
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Okay, now, there are a lot of disturbing things out there. I mean REALLY disturbing. Like, these are just so screwed up in so many ways, that it makes Ты wonder, how these things can exist…. well, they do, and here, I am going to talk about the things that disturb me the most…. Oh, fuck my life with a rusty spoon.

#10: Pokemon “Electric Soldier Porygon” - Now, if you’re a Pokemon fan, like myself, Ты will already know about THIS episode. This was an episode that only aired once in Japan. The episode was about where Ash and the gang get sucked into a computer under attack by a Porygon,...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Chuck: (In monitor room)
Stacey: (Sees group of soldiers on monitor) Chuck look at this
Chuck: (Looks at monitor) Oh my god
Stacey: Those guys must be a lead to what ha-
Chuck: Those guys are trespassing. I'm gonna go teach them some manners
Stacey: Chuck, that's not what I me- (Chuck runs off) Oh, why do I even bother
(Later, Underground)
Chuck: (Hides behind wall) Okay, I just need to be quiet and-
TK: (Comes by train) Okay, is everything ready
Chuck: (GASP) (Runs out of hiding spot) P DIDDY! It's me. Chuck
TK: Oh, god, it's Chuck. What are Ты doing here
Chuck: I'm here to get Ты out of here before...
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So, there was this one downloadable game for XBox 360 and PlayStation 3 known as Scott Pilgrim VS The World. And it KICKS ASS!
Scott Pilgrim is a game based off the graphic novel with the same name. The game takes place in Toronto, Canada, which is cold, people beat each other up, and there are hipsters everywhere. I really hope that last one is just a lie. Anyway, it is about Scott Pilgrim, a simple guy, who falls in Любовь with a girl named Ramona Flowers. However, the only way they can be together is if Scott defeats her seven evil ex-boyfriends, which include a skateboarding actor, a superpowered...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Episode 2: The Mask Man



January 16th 12:39 PM Sparklin’s Jewelry Shop

The jewel Магазин was closed at night, as most of the shops in Лондон were. It was a calm night. The security guard, Anderson, was walking around the building. He was дана night watch duty. Something that never bothered him until the murder case back a week ago. He was worried that some psychotic killer would come and drain him of his blood. He made sure to carry a fully loaded revolver with him unlike many other times. As he walked around the shop, he felt a calm breeze blow through the shop. Anderson looked up, and saw a...
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PATRIOT SPOOF (uncensored):


CHAPTER 1:

Joining the American revolution of 1776.

Benjamin Martin, a veteran of the French and Indian war is still not yet involved in the warfare against England.

Partically due to his wife being dead, and it's up to him alone to take care of his seven childrun.

Benjamin himself was found in a barn, trying to make a rocking chair, he finally seemed to have one, but it broke.

Benjamin Остаться в живых his temper and threw it away in anger, revealing twenty other failed tries also, but when he saw one of his small childrun watching, he calmed himself down, probably not wanting...
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For those of Ты that own a Playstation, I'm sure Ты know of the PS mascot Klonoa. It is an amazing franchise. However, there is a fanfic that is so poorly written, I think it is right up there on bad Creepypastas such as The Kill Waker and Jeff the Killer. That fanfic is Klonoa's Darker Side.
So, it starts with the main character giving the game to his friend to borrow. Soon after, he gets the game back. However, there is one problem with the Klonoa game. It has been cursed. Guess how this happened........ His best friend cursed the game. How? I don't fucking know. The story never explains...
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King of Red Loins: And here it is, The Great бухта, залив Isla- OH MY GOD (Sees destroyed Island)
Link: ........ Ты sure it ain't Detroit Island
King of Red Lions: What happened
Postman: Link, I for some reason saw what happened. Ты see a dark storm came and kick this islands ass.... Well, if island's had asses, I'm sure the storm would have kicked it. Anyway, Jabu Jabu was able to escape
Link: Wait, Jabu Jabu is still alive
Postman: Yep
Link: Who else is alive. Huh. Gorons? Zoras? Those weird things from Ikana Canyon. Ты know what, screw it, I wont Вопрос the goddamn world of this place
Postman. Well,...
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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. today, we'll be looking at bosses from the XBox Original exclusive Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge. Crimson Skies is a game that I really like...... Okay, I should be еще specific. Crimson skies is a game where Ты play as Nathan.... Zachary, not Nathan селезень, дрейк from Uncharted. In Crimson Skies, Ты play the whole game in a fighter plane around the год 1940. Now, its a lot еще fun then Ты think, and the bosses prove this well.
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: паук Zeppelin
The паук Zeppelin starts out as just an ordinary Zeppelin. Nothing special until...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Court Lobby
10:40 January 20
Wind Waker Guy- Uh. I'm real nervous. How am I going to get through this
Happy Yappy- Mr. Wind Waker Guy. I got here as fast as I could. I wanted to ask Ты something
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- Can I be there on the defendant stand with you
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- I don't want Ты to do this alone. Unless Ты want to, of course
Wind Waker Guy- Well, Ты did help me get some evidence. I guess it won't matter
Happy Yappy- OH THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!
Chuck- Wind Waker Guy. I'm glad to see you...uh... Wind Waker Guy. One of THEM is right behind you
Wind...
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Song: link

Hawkeye: *Hears the song* Hm, a new song.
Captain Jefferson: Variety is good. That's why we have a new song. Get out there, and protect this town.
Tim: *Goes out with Julia, Toby, and Red*
Tom: Boo!!! *Throws a rock at Twilight*
Twilight: *Gets hit by the rock* Yo! What's with Ты man?!
Tom: *Laughing as he runs away*
James: *Stops, watching Tom run across his track* What's with him? *Clears his throat* Hello everyone, my name is James. Welcome to this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm your host, James the red, and splendid engine.
Gordon: *Stops Далее to him*...
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Hawkeye: *Taps the back of Gordon's head*
Gordon: *Very angry* GET BACK HERE!!!!! *Runs after Hawkeye*
Master Sword: And I thought I had anger issues.
Tom: *Taps the back of Master Sword's head*
Master Sword: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Jefferson: We have too many criminals.
Percy: No, we have too many ponies. Percy The Green Engine here everyone, and this week, I'll be your host for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Our line up for this week is......

Ponies On The Rails - Rated TVMA
On The Block - Rated TV14
My...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ты must look at this picture for 20 секунды before continuing onto the Далее part of this Фан fiction
You must look at this picture for 20 секунды before continuing onto the Далее part of this Фан fiction



Song: link

 The following is an STH/AM6663 Фан Fiction
The following is an STH/AM6663 Фан Fiction

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


Song: link

 Give half of the credit for this story to Wind. He also stars as a main character too.
Give half of the credit for this story to Wind. He also stars as a main character too.


Announcer: Good morning New Jersey. We hope you're having a pleasant день as we get some Rock N' Roll playing.

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SeanTheHedgehog & Windwakerguy430 Present

Six Shooters

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
Windwakerguy430...
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posted by Canada24
9 AND A HALF YEARS AGO:

Michael is one the many people standing in line at the North Yankton bank.

Michael: Man.. Where's Dr. Kevorkian when Ты need him?

Lady: Well, if I know doctors, he's probably golfing.

Michael: (chuckles) good one.

Lady: Thanks mister.. I got 'more' jokes in Ты want?

Michael: Maybe later.

Trevor: (arrives, holding a present box)

Michael: (polite voice to the lady from before) Excuse me for a second.. (suddenly his calm demeanour is changed to an angry one, as he fires a loaded handgun into the air) EVERYONE ON THE FUCKIN FLOOR!

Trevor: (reveals that the present box was REALLY...
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