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Sean The Hedgehog: *Talking into a microphone attached to a headset* Ladies and gentlemen, it's that time again. Time for Болталка characters to fight for a chance to be the host of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Percy & Jeff: *Standing Далее to each other* For Ponies On The Rails!
Saten Twist: For On The Block.
Mortomis: Great. Now we'll never win.
Discord: Don't I get a say in this?
Percy, Jeff, & Saten Twist: Ты WERE ALREADY THE HOST!!! *FIghting Discord*
Sean: *Stops nearby with a passenger train* Why do those ponies keep fighting over this spot? *Looks at the reader* Oh Эй, there. I'm Sean from Trainz, and I'll be your host for this week's Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Tonight's schedule is down below.

Adventures of Thomas & Friends: Rated TV-Y
On The Block: Rated TV-14
My Little Pornstar: Rated TV-MA
Trainz: Rated TV-G

Sean: As much as I enjoy my new home, I am missing Thomas on sodor. Hopefully, he and his Друзья are doing just fine when we watch them in the episode starting soon.

Episode 19: Wheel Slips & Wheel Flats

Rosie was having an argument with Duck, and Oliver about what situation would be worse.

Rosie: Wheel slips are worse, because Ты can't get enough traction to pull your train.
Duck: Wheel квартиры are worse in our opinion.
Oliver: Quite. If any of your freight cars, или coaches were to have a wheel flat, Ты wouldn't be able to go anywhere.
Duck: And another thing. Wheel slips aren't always caused by a lack of traction. Sometimes, it's caused due to lack of power. Then, I needn't remind you, being a female.
Rosie: *Shocked* What's that supposed to mean?!
Duck: Whatever Ты think it is. Goodbye. *Leaves with Oliver*

Rosie could not believe what утка just сказал(-а) to her, but she soon forgot all about it, when Sir Tophamm Hat came to see her with important news.

Sir Tophamm Hat: A new engine is arriving to this island. She looks just like you, but with a different paintjob.
Rosie: *Excited* I can't wait to see her.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Ты must wait. She will arrive tomorrow.
Rosie: Yes sir.

So Rosie did her work, but was still wanting the new engine to come sooner then tomorrow.

After time passed, it became tomorrow, and Rosie was дана orders to meet the new engine at Brendam Docks.

She did indeed look similar to Rosie, but the only difference between the two engines were their colors. Rosie was pink, red, and white, while Brenna was black, blue, and purple.

Sir Tophamm Hat: Now I hope Ты two will get along just fine. The both of Ты are to take freight cars loaded with coal into the wharf. The narrow gauge railway needs it so that they can take it into the village. From there, it will be used to provide heat into their homes.
Rosie: Ты can count on us sir.
Brenna: Yes Ты can.
Duck: *Arrives* Ты must be the new engine.
Brenna: Yes. I'm Brenna. And Ты are?
Duck: My name is Duck. I heard you're working with Rosie. Be careful, because she has no common sense when it comes to knowing what situation is worse.
Brenna: What are Ты talking about?
Duck: She says that wheel slips are worse then wheel flats.
Brenna: *Taking what утка сказал(-а) into consideration*
Rosie: Don't Ты have any work to do Duck?
Duck: Nah, I was just on my way to the sheds, and saw Ты two. Have a good day. *Leaves*
Brenna: утка has a point.
Rosie: What?
Brenna: Ты can stop wheel slips, but not wheel flats. Once they happen, it takes a very long time to fix it.
Rosie: I'm not interested, let's just get our trains ready.

The two tank engines backed into their freight trains. The conductor on Brenna's train climbed in, and blew his whistle, but Rosie thought it was her conductor, and left without anyone in the brake van.

Freight Cars: Wait Rosie, wait!
Rosie: *Not waiting* Come along, come along.
Brenna: But Rosie, Ты have no conductor in your brake van!
Rosie: *Not paying any attention to Brenna*
Brenna: *Takes off with her train* This won't end well for Rosie.

The brake фургон, ван had automatic brakes. He applied them so that Rosie could stop, but she thought the freight cars were trying to play tricks on her.

Rosie: Stop trying to hold back!
Freight Car 4: We're not.
Freight Car 2: It's the brake van!
Freight Car 6: Ты have no conductor!
Rosie: *Sees red signal* Now I have to stop! *Stops* At least the freight cars won't play tricks on me.
Freight Car 3: We're not playing tricks on you!
Brenna: *Passes Rosie* Ты have a wheel flat!
Rosie: Be quiet!
Signalman: *Walks up to Rosie* Hello Rosie. Did Ты leave your conductor behind?
Rosie: *Thinking* I guess I did.
Signalman: And I heard from Brenna that Ты have a wheel flat. I'll just have to check all of your cars, and see if they're okay to continue.

The signalman checked all of the wheels on Rosie's train. Everything seemed okay, but suddenly...

Signalman: *Sees wheel flat on brake van* Rosie, your brake фургон, ван has a wheel flat. See for yourself.

And she did. Rosie had to wait ten минуты for a new brake фургон, ван to be attached to her train.

Meanwhile, Brenna was getting her train up Gordon's Hill. The freight cars were heavy, but Brenna didn't mind. Halfway up however, things got harder for her.

Brenna: *Slips for two seconds* Cinders, and ashes. This train is getting heavier.

Brenna's wheels slipped. She got the first car over the top, then the second, and then the third. Now she was going downhill, and coasting down the mainline with no effort.

Upon arrival at the wharf, Brenna thought about what Rosie said, but during that, Rosie was thinking about what Brenna said. The two engines met together at a coaling depot.

Brenna: I'm sorry if I bothered you.
Rosie: That's okay. I'm sorry for not listening to Ты about leaving my conductor behind. Ты were right, wheel квартиры take a very long time to fix.
Brenna: Now that I think about it, there is something worse then wheel flats, and wheel slips.
Rosie: What might that be?
Brenna: Both of them at the same time!
Rosie: *Laughs*

The End

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Sean: I definitely do not want any wheel slips, или wheel flats. I just got brand new wheels. Now we're up to On The Block. After that, we will take a break, and start the секунда half of our Показать at 8:30. Enjoy.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: It feels great to be back everypony.
Master Sword: Now we're starting off season 2.
Audience: *Cheers*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, вверх Queer.
Audience: *Laughs*
Master Sword: This crossover parody combines вверх Gear with Glee.
Audience: *Laughs*
Tom: And begin.

вверх Queer

Starring Tom Foolery as Jeremy Clarkson
Master Sword as James May
Saten Twist as Richard Hammond
Mortomis as Will Schuester
Snow Wonder as Sue Sylvester
Cosmic радуга as Blaine Anderson
Aina as Rachel Berry
Sunny as Santana Lopez
Blaze as Kurt Hummel

At the вверх Gear studio

Audience: *Cheering*
Jeremy: Hello everypony, and thank Ты for coming. Now, we have a problem.
Richard: We always have a problem.
Jeremy: Well this one is not related to cars.
James: There's a first.
Jeremy: Now the letter I have received here says Dear вверх Gear. We hate your theme song, and want to make a new one for you. Signed-

The Хор characters blew a hole through a wall, scaring off all of the audience members.

Sue: Hell yeah, we just did that.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: Well, at least the On The Block audience didn't leave.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: What do Ты want?
Will: We want to make a new theme song for you.
Richard: We like our theme song just the way it is, now please leave.
Sue: No.
Richard: I сказал(-а) please, Ты have to leave.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: Security!
James: They ran away with the audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: Shit.
Rachel: That's not a nice word to say. We want to help you, and you're being mean.
Jeremy: Since when does it help to blow a hole into our wall?
Audience: *Laughing*
Kurt: You're not being very nice.
Richard: Neither are Ты assholes!
Santana: What's it gonna take for Ты to let us create a theme song for you?
Jeremy: A race.
Richard: The three of us against three of you.
Sue: There's only six of us.
Jeremy: Then which one of Ты six is gay, или lesbian?
Kurt, Rachel, and Santana: *Raises their hooves*
James: Perfect.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: Then Ты three can't race.
Santana: *Gasp* Why not?
Rachel: Say you're sorry.
Jeremy: No thanks, but I will do one thing for you. *Punches Rachel*
Audience: *Laughing*
Kurt: You're rude. I'm going to masturbate. *Leaves*
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: And that's why he's not allowed to race.
Richard: Let's continue on.

It was a relay race. Jeremy, Richard, and James against Will, Sue, and Blaine.

Jeremy: One thing that concerns me is that James' car is a Fiat Panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Richard: We're not going to win.
Jeremy: Okay, the rules are simple. Follow the road, and go as fast as Ты can in your vehicles.
Others: Okay.

First off was Jeremy against Sue.

Jeremy: *In a мустанг GT500*
Sue: *In a hummer*
Flag Pony: 3. 2.
Jeremy: *Drives off*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sue: That's cheating!
Flag Pony: Shut up. Now I gotta start all the way from 3 again.
Sue: WHAAT?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Flag Pony: 3..........
Sue: Hurry up!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Flag Pony: 2..........
Audience: *Laughing*
Sue: Forget this. *Drives away*
Jeremy: *Arrives in his car* Go James!
James: *Driving his car, but it only goes ten miles an hour*
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: I was worried about this.

So Jeremy decided to cheat without anyone noticing.

Jeremy: *Goes to Blaine's Corvette, and lets air leak out one of the tires. He then makes a troll face while sliding away*
Audience: *Laughing*
Blaine: Wait a minute. *Gets out of his car, and sees air coming out of one tire* This is impossible. I need to refill the tire quickly.
Sue: *Arrives* Go Will!
Will: I'm gonna win. *Driving a jeep, but James crashes into his car*
Jeremy: I should have warned you. Part of the track crosses over itself.
Audience: *Laughing*

Jeremy's team won, and all of the Хор Фаны killed their selves when they heard about this.

The End

On the Далее part of this episode, a new character appears.

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Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on улица, уличный corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Далее to Double Scoop*
Tom: еще ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Далее to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

The episode begins with Tom, and Master Sword standing in front of their house.

Tom: There's a new character we'd like to-
Master Sword: Hold everything!
Tom: What is it?
Master Sword: The Название of the episode didn't appear.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: You're right, it didn't. Now how is that possible?
Master Sword: I don't know. That's why I'm scared!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Arrives in his car*

Episode 14: The Train Leaves In Five минуты

Master Sword: Never mind, I see the episode number, and title.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: It's above Saten Twist's car.
Saten Twist: *Gets out of car* Good morning everypony.
Tom: Эй, Saten. Do Ты have the new character for this show?
Saten Twist: I sure do. Ты remember that grey hedgehog in the Celebrity Jeopardy skits, right?
Master Sword: Yeah.
Tom: Yes.
Saten Twist: Well he's going to make еще appearances now. Meet Sean the hedgehog.
Audience: *Cheers*
Sean: *Exits Saten Twist's car* What's going on everybody?
Master Sword: I don't think anything is going on me so far.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Then who wants to watch a movie?

Ponies came from everywhere to answer his question.

Aina: Yes!
Snow Wonder: I Любовь movies!
Cosmic Rainbow: What are we watching?!?
Sean: Macfarland U.S.E.
Ponies: Yeah!!!!

After the movie

Blaze: That was awesome!
Sean: No. You're awesome!
Tom: Hey. Where did the audience go?
Audience: We're still here!
Tom: Good. Coming up Далее is Celebrity Jeopardy, so don't go away.
Audience: *Claps*

Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game Показать wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Fluttershy as herself
and special guest star, Pierce Hawkins as Nicholas Cage

Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I thought we were done with this, but Regis Philbin, that mongrel idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Decided to do a celebrity millionaire.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And network competition being what it is, I stand before you, a broken, and miserable stallion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Sean the hedgehog has negative 16,500 dollars.
Sean: Damn you, and your daily doubles!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: One день it'll be my turn Trebek.
Alex: Great. Fluttershy has an amazing negative 58,000 dollars. Good job.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: *Talking very quietly* thank you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally, Nicholas Cage is in the lead with 8 dollars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nicholas: Ты got lights, Ты got cameras. BITCHIN' TECHNOLOGY!!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: Don't know how Ты can get 8 dollars, but better luck to all of Ты in the Далее round.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: It's time for double jeopardy. Let's take a look at the board. And the categories are..

Potent Potables
The Pen Is Mightier

Alex: That category is Цитаты from famous authors, so you'll all probably be еще comfortable with our Далее category...

Shiny Objects

Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Continuing with

Opposites
Things Ты Shouldn't Put In Your Mouth
What Time Is It
And finally, Months That Start With Feb.

Audience: *Laughs*
Alex: Mr. Cage, you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Nicholas: Who? Why? Where?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay. Fluttershy, why don't Ты pick a category?
Fluttershy: *Scared* Uh, no. I'll pass.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, you'll pass. Smart move. Sean, why don't Ты pick?
Sean: Ah, well met.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I'll take months that start with Feb Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For how much?
Sean: Surprise me Ты filthy bastard.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay that's completely unnecessary.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Months that start with Feb for 800. This is the only месяц that starts with Feb.
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: Febtober!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No.
Fluttershy: *Rings in*
Alex: Flutershy?
Fluttershy: What is... Febturday?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Laughs*
Alex: No.
Sean: She сказал(-а) turd!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *To Sean* I hate you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The answer was February. That's the only месяц that starts with Feb. It was last month.
Sean: Aha, a trick question!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Yes, it was a trick Вопрос Mr. The Hedgehog. Why don't Ты pick a category?
Sean: I've gotta ask you, about the penis mightier.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What? No. That's the pen is mightier.
Sean: Call it whatever Ты want Trebek. What matters is does it work?
Audience: Ohh!! *Clapping*
Sean: Will it really mighty my penis man?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: It's not a product Mr. The Hedgehog.
Sean: Cause I've heard of devices like that before. Wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you, and if the penis mighter really works I'll order a dozen!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: It's not a penis mightier Mr. The Hedgehog. There's no such thing.
Nicholas: Wait wait wait. Are Ты selling penis mightiers?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No! No I am not.
Sean: Well you're sitting on a goldmine Trebek!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: alright. I'll tell Ты what, let's Переместить on to final jeopardy. It should be a lot of fun.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And the category is, the federalist papers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Wait. Ты know what? I'm sorry, that's for regular jeopardy we're filming later today. Your category is Humans.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: All Ты have to do is tell me, are humans pretty?
Audience: *Laughing*

The jeopardy theme played while everyone answered the question.

Alex: Yes, или no. We'll except either answer. Are humans pretty? Keep in mind, there's no wrong answer. Humans.

The колокол, колокольчик, белл rang

Alex: Alright, let's see what everypony wrote, Mr. Cage, we'll start with you... And your podium is gone.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Nicholas: I know where it went! I can Поиск for it!
Alex: Ты Остаться в живых your podium.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Ты know what? I don't care. Let's Переместить on. Fluttershy-
Fluttershy: *Nervous* What? What?
Alex: Settle down, just relax.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Ты wrote....... Nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And Ты wagered..... Nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: The pen was too heavy.
Audience: Aww, *Laughs*
Alex: Fair enough. Mr. The Hedgehog.
Sean: We meet again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's see your answer. *Looks at his answer* I guess that's your wager. A buck. Fine, and your answer is, futter.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Buck futter.
Audience: Ooooh!! YEAH!
Alex: I don't get it.
Sean: Oh, I think Ты do. Ты do indeed.
Alex: Well thanks for joining us-
Sean: Buck futter!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fine. Whatever. That's it for Celebrity Jeopardy. I don't know.
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

Coming up next, it's The Story Of Corporal Agarn.

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic радуга as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

And introducing the hedgehogs as the Indians.

Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.

Dobbs: *Playing his bugle*
Corporal Agarn: Ты think that five hours of practice would help him get better, but no! With Dobbs, it's the complete opposite!
Audience: *Laughing*
Dobbs: *Stops playing bugle*
Corporal Agarn: Thank goodness.
Dobbs: *Looks at the sky* Эй, Captain! Smoke!
Captain Parmenter: *Looks at smoke*
Dobbs: There's a огонь up that hill!
Captain Parmenter: Oh there's no fire, that's just smoke signals from some indians.
Audience: *Laughing*
Dobbs: But still, we should act like it's a fire, and run away!

Half of the soldiers started running away.

Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Some help Ты are to this army.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: *Looks at smoke*
Captain Parmenter: Can Ты understand what it says Sarge?
Sargent O' Rourke: Yeah. It's from a tribe of indians, and they want to go on warpath.
Corporal Agarn: Which path would Ты have to take to go to war?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Never mind that, let's go.

The indians that created the smoke signal was the Hikawis.

Sargent O' Rourke: *Looks at indians*
Corporal Agarn: They don't look like they want to take any path towards a war.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: It's called a warpath.
Chief Wild Eagle: They are here everyone.
Indians: Yay!!
Corporal Agarn: They're cheering for us?
Sargent O' Rourke: What's going on here?
Crazy Cat: Ты saw our signals, and arrived.
Sargent O' Rourke: Ты сказал(-а) Ты wanted to go on a warpath.
Chief Wild Eagle: No, that was just to get Ты over here to Присоединиться us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Crazy Cat: We want to party with you, and form an alliance.
Chief Wild Eagle: And do some trading of course.
Sargent O' Rourke: *His eyes turn into dollar signs*
Audience: *Laughing*

And so they partied, and everyone had a good time.

Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the горн, стеклярус poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning Ты Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic радуга as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What are Ты laughing for? We didn't even start the skit yet.
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What the hell are Ты doing?! If we didn't even start the skit, what makes Ты think it's the end?

Now the skit starts. At the Ponyville golf course, Mitchell, and Olson were playing against each other.

Mitchell: *Waiting to hit the ball as he hears a train's horn*
Olson: *Waiting*
Mitchell: *Hits the ball*
Olson: *Sees the ball land on the green*
Mitchell: Ha. Ты сказал(-а) I couldn't do it.
Olson: Oh, that's what I сказал(-а) half an час ago.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mitchell: Idiot.
Olson: I bet Ты cheated.
Audience: *Laughing*

Meanwhile, Otis, and Chip were two holes behind them on the 12th hole.

Chip: So I heard Ты had trouble with the audience, and producers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: Where did Ты hear that?
Chip: Oh, somewhere. Actually, I think it was the 11th hole. I'm not sure.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: Ты mean Ты can't remember?
Chip: Do I look like a smart пони to you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: No.
Chip: Well there Ты go. Let's tee off.
Otis: *Spots Elena, and Casey* Ты do that, I'm going to jack off.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: What for? *Looks behind him, and sees Elena, and Casey* Oh. That's why.
Otis: So, how long have Ты sexy mares been playing this sport?
Elena: I played for four years.
Casey: Two years.
Otis: Oh yeah? I have been playing for three years. Right between Ты two.
Chip: Эй, Otis. I thought Ты сказал(-а) Ты were going to jack off!
Audience: *Laughing*
Casey: What did he say?
Otis: He's drunk, forget him. *Runs to Chip* What the hell did Ты say that out loud for?
Chip: I was just repeating something Ты told me.
Otis: Yeah well, don't do that.
Chip: How come?
Otis: There are certain things Ты don't say outloud.
Chip: Well I told Ты I'm an idiot. I don't know any better.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: *Walks to tee* Let's finish this hole.
Chip: *Looking away from Otis* Okay. Idiot.
Otis: And stop calling yourself an idiot.
Chip: I just did.
Audience: *Laughing*

Master Sword, Tom, and Saten Twist were at Tom's house trying to make a cake.

Saten Twist: We need to have Шоколад on this cake.
Master Sword: No we don't! Шоколад is bad.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: How could Ты say that?! Шоколад is the best flavor for everything!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Saten Twist: Aren't we forgetting something?
Tom: Frosting?
Saten Twist: I'm not talking about the cake. I mean the show.
Tom: Oh, that. Brony of the month. For March, it's BlondLionEzel.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: When it comes to Письмо about My Little пони with super Герои from Marvel, the possibilities are endless.
Master Sword: What are super Герои from Marvel?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Why don't Ты ask him? He knows basically everything about them.
Master Sword: Forget it, let's continue working on the cake.

Meanwhile, Sean was at the mansion he created for himself. It was near Fluttershy's cottage.

Mortomis: Whoa. This place is cool.
Sean: Yes it is. Soon, I might make my own airport by here. I'll have a collection of airplanes, and host an airshow once every month.
Mortomis: If they'll let Ты of course.
Sean: What's that supposed to mean?
Mortomis: You're not a pony.
Sean: Well Zecora isn't a pony, and they let her do whatever she wants.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: For all I know, she could get away with raping fillies.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Mortomis: *Sees a big model train layout* How much did this cost?
Sean: How much do Ты make in five years?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Can I run one of the trains?
Sean: Of course.
Mortomis: Thanks.
Sean: But if Ты derail it, I'll kill you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Walks into Sean's house, and looks at the camera* Hey, get back to us. Will you? *Walks away* God I Любовь breaking the 4th wall.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Back at Tom's house

Master Sword: The cake is finished.
Tom: Good work.
Saten Twist: *Takes a slice, and eats it* Delicious.
Tom: All we need is some beer, and hot Собаки to celebrate this Season 2 premiere.
Master Sword: With cake?
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Okay fellas, time is up!
Tom: What?!
Announcer: The season 2 premiere is over. Go away!
Tom: Goddamnit. I didn't even get to have any cake.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

The End