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Ben the Hobo-Killer - As Ben played through Tony Hawk's Underground, all of his time was spent running into the homeless residents of New Jersey. Due to this, Nik and Ryan have decided that, due to Ben's higher social class, he is trying his hardest to lower the poor population in America. Just like George куст, буш would've wanted.

Brother Jugglin' - A term coined by Nik during his time playing SoulCalibur V. Due to his hatred of Patroklos, due to his awful use and how he spams attacks as a CPU, he resorted to kicking him when playing as the character's sister, Phyrra. This caused Patroklos to constantly stay in the air. Nik would continue to kick Patroklos in the air as a way to beat him in fights. So far, it hasn't failed him yet.

Catherine - Catherine is a game by Atlus released in 2011. Nik really enjoyed the story and was happy to never spoil it, and states that, since Katherine (With a K) wears glasses, she is clearly the better of the two choices (Even though he can't deny that Boss is the best Catherine girl). But Nik, knowing that Catherine (With a C), being voiced by Laura Bailey, the same voice as Rise from Persona 4, he knew Ryan's Избранное would be Catherine. Because of this, he has done everything he could to ignore Catherine, talk shit to her on texts, and try to tell her to get off Vincent's dick, despite her wanting it so badly. Nik has done everything he could to keep this Фэнтези away from Ryan at all costs.

The Cringe - The Cringe is a creature created by Nik and Ben a long time ago. сказал(-а) to only spawn from the most toxic of locations, like a мусорный контейнер, корзина для мусора, корзины или a Undertale Reddit forum. When the Cringe has gained all the necessary bile and grim it needs, it spawns into a hideous creature. No one knows what the Cringe looks like, as those who have seen it have died, cringing to the point their skull cracks. It is rumored that only one so unbearable to be around can stare at The Cringe without suffering. If need be, Nik and the other's have agreed to have Collin look at it.

Demon Dick - A phrase created by Nik whenever Ravyn is brought up in anything. Whenever a demon или devil is anywhere in sight, Nik expects Ravyn to be there. This is due to Ravyn's insane obsession over the character Mephisto from the Манга and Аниме Blue Exorcist. Nik believes that Ravyn would go for any demon, and not just Mephisto, despite knowing it would probably make her mad. Nik has once planned to send Ravyn a copy of Dante's Inferno for the PS3, as the game contains the devil with his massive penis showing, along with art of Mephisto to help keep her at bay, as he knows the salt would build up in her slowly.

Dragonborn - Due to Nik owning the Dragonborn DLC for Skyrim without having to buy it, he has used this as a way to consider himself a bigger Skyrim Фан than Ravyn. Ravyn has told him to go fuck himself (Though used in different words). Nik has only used this once, but does hope to continue to use it just to anger Ravyn.

Mississippi - One of the American states and Главная state of Jade_23. Nik has described Mississippi as being 50% racism and homophobia, 20% poor education, 15% Klan meetings at the local KFC, 10% Trump signs, and 5% Jade's Salt Farm. Every time the conversation of stupid white people are brought up, Nik is always quick to say that it is in Mississippi. Though some may consider this offensive, Nik believes that they will one день see just how shit Mississippi is, which shouldn't take too long.

Muppet Дети Edition - A term used by Nik to describe a scene, usually in flashback, in stories that Показать the characters in present time as children или even infants. This is usually used to Показать a events that made the characters who they were, или some relevance to the present. However, this spawned from the game Final Фэнтези VIII, where not only did nothing happen in their childhood, but it ended up making the story of Final Фэнтези VIII worse, and making this a Final Фэнтези game that Nik hated until Final Фэнтези XIII came along. Nik uses Muppet Дети Edition as a way to describe pointless child flashbacks.

Parkinson's - Nik's hate of the SoulCalibur character, Patroklos, continues. Due to his utter hate towards him, what with him being egotistical as hell, killing innocent people for being suspected as demons, but spares his sister, because she's different, and even though he is told that they were not demons, it really does nothing to him или the story, and he doesn't progress as a character, and just being a terrible character to play as. Due to his poor character development and his painful play style, and the fact that Nik has a hard time remembering his name, Nik has called him Parkinson's, because, not only is it easier to remember, but being around him physically hurts Nik. Parkinson's has now joined the likes of Kenny and Sparro in the Trashman.

Qar Quest - A name Nik and Ben came up due to Ben constantly misplacing his car in busy parking lots. This came from a time when Nik and Ben were out on a sunny день that suddenly turned to shit with a thunderstorm, and they were out looking for his car for half an hour. It was only after they went to the opposite side of the building did they find his car. That same night, they almost spent another thirty минуты looking for it, before thankfully using their heads, as well as the car alarm.

Revengeance - Nik's new Избранное Название for anything after playing Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. Due to the absurd and over-the-top action, such as, but not limited to, sword fighting with a Metal Gear, fighting a man named Jetstream Sam, fighting a woman with multiple robotic arms, dodging a massive amount of thrown vehicles, aiding a robot dog with a chainsaw, fighting a terrorist with massive scissors, and fist fighting a U.S. senator, Nik as been constantly seen being childishly excited every time he plays the game, and has deemed it as one of his Избранное Metal Gear games, despite being the furthest thing from a Metal Gear game.

Sk8ter Master B. 8ter - A character not created by Nik, but by his friend Ben. A one год old baby who is prone to extreme growth hormones. So extreme, he is capable of walking, talking, having the appearance of a sixteen год old, and understanding how to kill a man. Due to Ben not being a pro skater (Like Nik), most of his time was spent murdering the homeless and trying not to eat shit while impressing Chad Muska. In the end, Master B. 8ter died doing what he loved: Using his skating tricks to lower poverty rates- by killing the homeless.

Supa-Killa-Chan - The first character created in SoulCalibur V, all the character recommendations by Ryan. She is a bubbly Аниме girl with purple hair, large breasts, and the want to kill everything, like all Аниме girls. She has a habit of stabbing all the guys in the dick, and has a huge crush on all the guys. Ryan has stated that Supa-Killa-Chan would be voiced by Laura Bailey. Later that night, Nik erased Supa-Killa-Chan, erasing her from the world forever and ending Ryan's stupid dreams.

Tillon Uppercut - Nik's created character in Elder Scrolls: Oblivion. A Nord who came to Cyrodiil just to get some eggs, he was locked up for reasons even he doesn't understand. After leaving the kingdom's emperor to die in the sewers (The fate of all kings), Tillon began his journey across Cyrodiil, murdering the fiercest mudcrabs and talking mad shit about the lord Dagon for being, what he describes as, Goro's retarded cousin. Tillon got the name Uppercut due to constantly breaking all his swords, and would result to using his fists. Some say he closed an entire gate to Oblivion just by using his fists. It is сказал(-а) that he could have taken Battle-Axe Torkus (But those are different timelines, so fuck it). After defeating Dagon, Tillon decided to stay in Cyrodiil, because everyone, while a little dumber, were way nicer than the assholes of Skyrim. He would later go on to win the Arena tournament by pushing the Arena's grand champion into a suicidal depression in order to win. No one would ever know of this. He continues to justify all his murders to this day.
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At the meantime, Dale was trying to convince Andrea that Shane killed Ottis.

"You have any prof of this?" Andrea insisted.

"Well.. What about what he told me earlier.

EARLIER:

Meggie: (being extra nice to Shane)

Shane: (to Dale) Ты know Maggie has really flourished since Ottis was murdered.

Dale: What are Ты talking about. Ottis's death was an accident.

Shane: (grins evilly) witch is excatly what someone who pulled off the perfect murder, would want Ты to think.

Dale: What are y-. (getting nervous) Shane.. Did you.. Did Ты kill Ottis.

Shane: Of coarse not Dale. (his head slowly starts turning to...
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Ты know, there is one feeling that I is hard to feel in modern creepypastas. That is being scared. However, there is one feeling I have never felt with a creepypasta. That is sadness. However, there is one that I have found. That would be the Pokemon Крипипаста called I Won't Leave You.
It starts with a Sylveon named Tyrin who is a very friendly Pokemon. However, he then finds this Eevee named Lonely, who was abandoned by his trainer and feels like he is nothing. By the way, he was abandoned years ago. So, Tyrin decides to take care of Lonely. They then start having a strong bond between them....
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быстрый, стремительный, свифт Justice Law Office
1:10 p.m. June 15th

Lilly: So, what do we do now
Swift: Well, like Marcus said, Leroy isn't awake yet, so we can't just ask him what happened
Lilly: Yeah, but what about Lou. Shouldn't we ask him what he was doing in the train station
Swift: Well, I suppose. Okay, then. Lets go

Detention Center
June 15th

Swift: I don't know how Lou is holding up
Lou: ....
Lilly: Um... He's just standing around, smiling
Lou: ....
Swift: Uh, Lou. Why are Ты so happy
Lou: I just got a call from Jessie. She told me how much she loves me
Swift: ...Thats... it?
Lou: Yeah!
Swift: *I guess that thing called...
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I had the same reaction :P
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When it comes to Lovecraftian horror, it can be a rather disturbing thing. And it seems that video games and Lovecraft go hand and hand together. I wonder what H.P. Lovecraft would think if he saw all of his work (Or at least, Cthulhu and almost nothing else) being used in a thing such as video games. So, with all of this crazy amount of Lovecraftian horror going around in this manner of entertainment. Of course, I’m not complaining. I Любовь video games, and I Любовь horror, and I Любовь Lovecraft and so do game designers. What a great combination. Anyway, what is Lovecraftian horror. Well, everyone...
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There sure are a lot of chicks in video games, and we all Любовь chicks, am I right. So let us all talk about the best chicks that we see in video game. First, some rules. Only one game per franchise, and I am including games that I have never played before, because why not. Now, let us start this list

#10: Chickadoo from Slime Rancher



Slime Rancher is such a cute game, and gives Pikmin a run for it’s money. But the Chickadoos are what make this game good. What do the Chickadoos do? Well.. they grow into bigger animals… Which Ты can feed to the Slimes……. That’s it…… That’s...
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