Song: link
Shayne: *Nervously listens to the music*
Kevin: I don't think this is good!
Hawkeye: Usually something bad happens when this song is playing!
Sean The Hedgehog: Run away!
Sonic: I секунда that!
Everyone ran away.
Saten Twist: *Appears* Where did everyone go? I'm the host for tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. The name is Saten Twist by the way, and I'm in On The Block. The schedule for tonight is down below.
8:00 - Now
Ponies On The Rails - Back2Back
8:30 - Later
On The Block
Adventures of Thomas & Friends
Theme song >>>> link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 22
The Dynamic Duo
May 3, 1953
Hawkeye, and Stylo have a lot of things in common. One of them is that they don't like Gordon.
Hawkeye: *Relaxing on station* It's a great day. The sun is shining, birds are singing, and *Sees Gordon*
Stylo: We're in a lot of trouble.
Hawkeye: He can't do anything, watch me.
Gordon: What are Ты two doing?
Hawkeye: Waiting for our assignment.
Coffee Creme: *Brings assignment* Here Ты go.
Hawkeye: *Looks at list* Seriously? I have to work with Gordon? I'd rather work with Stylo, he's nice unlike you.
Gordon: You're both a disgrace to this railroad.
Hawkeye: Ha, look who's talking.
Coffee Creme: Get to work, both of you.
Hawkeye: Sure thing mother. *walks away*
Stylo: I'm right behind you. *Follows Hawkeye*
Coffee Creme: Where are Ты going?
Stylo: To work.
Coffee Creme: Ты didn't get any assignments yet.
Hawkeye: *Looks at Coffee Creme* Why are Ты giving us orders? That's Pete's job.
Pete: *Arrives* Did somepony say my name?
Gordon: These two are disobeying rules.
Hawkeye: Coffee Creme is trying to order us around.
Pete: That's my job, and how did these two disobey orders?
Gordon: Hawkeye doesn't want to work with me.
Pete: Who would? Pierce, you're working with Stylo instead.
Gordon: What about me?!
Pete: Go to the train yard.
Gordon: *Walks away* Go to the train yard, go to the train yard! That's all I get to do! Why can't Orion push freight cars in the hump anymore? Why do I have to do his work?
Later, Pierce, and Stylo got to their train.
Hawkeye: *Counting freight cars* Three diesels, pulling forty freight cars.
Stylo: Let's get to it. *Climbs in locomotive*
Hawkeye: *Follows Stylo* Alright, Ты just have to drive slowly, and I'll grab the orders on that pole by the track.
Stylo: Sounds good. *Drives slowly*
Hawkeye: *Waiting to grab orders*
Stylo: *About to pass pole*
Hawkeye: *grabs orders* I got it. It says that we're going to San Diego, and that we have to arrive by 5 PM.
Stylo: Right now it's 10 AM. We got this.
Hawkeye: I know we do. Put this thing in full throttle, and let's relax.
Stylo: One of us has to watch for any red signals, или anything important.
Hawkeye: Alright, I'll do that, Ты just relax.
Another train passes Hawkeye's train, going the opposite direction.
Stylo: What's that?
Hawkeye: A war train. They're taking veterans back Главная from Korea.
Stylo: Oh.
The train with the Korean War veterans stopped at the Cheyenne Station.
Pete: *looking at train*
Veterans: *Getting out*
Orion: *comes out of engine* I'm glad the war is almost over.
Pete: Me too, but honestly, we're making a lot of profit for delivering these vets back Главная from San Franciscolt.
Orion: I agree. If we keep this up, we'll have millions of dollars on our hooves.
Captain Wilson: *walks to Pete* Are Ты Pete Reimer?
Pete: Yes sir. How can I help you?
Captain Wilson: I want to thank Ты for getting me, and my squad back Главная safely. Oh, and uh I don't have enough cash for a hotel. Ты wouldn't mind if I spent the night here, would you? I can do work for Ты in the trainyards.
Pete: I don't see a problem with that.
Captain Wilson: Thank you. Oh, and one еще thing. *grabs revolver* I want this kept in a безопасно, сейф spot.
Pete: *Examines revolver* That's a жеребенок, кольт Peacemaker.
Captain Wilson: Yes sir, and I'm proud of it.
Pete: Alright. I can find a безопасно, сейф spot for your gun.
Captain Wilson: Thank you.
Corporal O' Reilly: Sir. Ты coming with us?
Captain Wilson: I can't, Ты continue without me.
Corporal O' Reilly: Whatever Ты say sir. *Walks away*
Pete: I'll Показать Ты where the yards are.
At the trainyards, Gordon was very annoyed with having to push the long line of freight cars at a very slow speed.
Red Rose: Don't go too fast. Remember what happened last time?
Gordon: Yeah. Ты got fired.
Bartholomew: *Uncouples freight car*
Pete: *Arrives with Captain Wilson* Gordon!
Gordon: *stops* What?
Red Rose: Don't stop, keep moving!
Gordon: Pete has to talk to me about something.
Red Rose: Oh *blushes* Sorry.
Pete: Gordon, this is Captain Wilson. He'll be helping out for the rest of the day, and will be leaving tomorrow.
Gordon: Why? Is he too terrible to work?
Captain Wilson: I'm too poor to afford a hotel, so I'm working here to get еще money.
Gordon: Why don't Ты work here as a full time job?
Captain Wilson: Thanks, but no thanks. Railroading just isn't my thing.
Back to Hawkeye, and Stylo.
Hawkeye: So what do Ты think of this railroad?
Stylo: As I told your boss, I think it's superb. I'm really glad to be here.
Hawkeye: That's good. *sees шпинат fields by track* I hate how the farmer here is always growing his crops so close to the line.
Stylo: Yeah. That's spinach, right?
Hawkeye: *Sounding like Popeye* I'm strong to the spinace, cuz I eat my spinach. I'm popeye the sailor man!
Stylo: Ha, Ha!
Hawkeye: *Sees red signal* Hold up, what's happening?
UP worker: Message from Cheyenne. Pete wants Ты two to take a passenger train to Cheyenne.
Hawkeye: What about this freight train?
UP Worker: I'll take it from here.
Stylo: May we ask why this is happening?
UP Worker: Pete сказал(-а) he would tell Ты once Ты arrived.
Hawkeye: Whatever it is sounds important. *Exits freight train*
Stylo: *Follows*
While Captain Wilson was busy working in the yards, Percy came to see him.
Percy: Who is he?
Gordon: A visitor.
Percy: Why is he here?
Gordon: Don't ask me. *walks away*
At the train station
Hawkeye: *stops train*
Stylo: *Gets out*
Hawkeye: *gets out*
Pete: Well done Ты two. I called Ты back here, because I want to Показать Ты a visitor.
Hawkeye: Okay *Looks around* I don't see anypony of important significance.
Pete: That's because he's in the yards.
Hawkeye: Oh. *walks to train yard*
Pete & Stylo: *Follow Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Sees Gordon* Where are Ты going?
Gordon: To the station. *walks away*
Pete: He probably wants to check on his assignments.
Gordon: *Checks to make sure no one is around* Where's that revolver Percy told me about? *Looks around*
Coffee Creme: *Walking on platform*
Gordon: *Finds revolver* Ah, there it is. *Takes revolver*
Coffee Creme: Gordon. What are Ты doing?
Gordon: Just making sure my revolver is okay.
Coffee Creme: Ты never told me Ты had a good taste in weaponry.
Gordon: It's in my family's blood.
Coffee Creme: *Knodding head* I like stallions with cool revolvers.
Gordon: (Score!) Really?
Coffee Creme: Yeah. How about we go on a date, tomorrow night?
Gordon: Okay, I'd like that. But I gotta make sure nopony sees me with this, otherwise I'll lose my job. *shrinks gun with magic*
Coffee Creme: I also had no idea that Ты knew spells for shrinking objects.
Gordon: That's not in my family's blood. I'm the only пони in my family that knows how to do that.
Gordon returned to the train yards, and continued with his work. Ten минуты later, Captain Wilson went to the station. He had to use the bathroom.
Captain Wilson: Where did Pete say the Stallion's room was? *Goes past glass case* Wait! My gun was in there! Where is it?!
Percy: *arrives* Where's what?
Captain Wilson: My gun! It's missing, and I have to find- Wait a minute. Ты have my gun.
Percy: No I don't.
Captain Wilson: Don't play dumb with me. Where is it?
Percy: I told Ты I don't have it.
Captain Wilson: Fine. If anypony doesn't Показать up with my gun, you're to blame! *Turns around* Oh, there's the bathroom *goes in bathroom*
Two hours later
Pete: *On speaker* Attention, anypony that has taken Captain Wilson's Peacemaker must return it immediately. If Ты do, there will be no punishment, but if Ты have it, and don't return it, you'll be in big trouble.
Percy: *Gulps*
That night, at 6 o clock.
Pete: *Makes постель, кровати for Captain Wilson*
Captain Wilson: *Arrives* Did anypony bring my gun back to me?
Pete: Nope, not yet. Ты can stay until Ты get it back.
Captain Wilson: Thank Ты sir. *gets in bed*
Gordon: *goes to glass case* I must return this *Tries to open case*
Gordon was far away from Captain Wilson, but Percy passed by.
Percy: *Drunk, and holding a teddy bear* Captain Wilson?
Captain Wilson: What do Ты want Percy?
Percy: I'm ready to die, but I just want Ты to know, you're complaining over nothing, and Ты oughta go fuck yourself.
Captain Wilson: You're drunk.
Percy: Ты better believe it *Holding медведь like gun*
Soon, a gunshot was heard
Percy: *Looks at teddy bear* MY медведь WENT OFF!!
Captain Wilson: That came from the other room!
Gordon: *Runs to trainyard* Coffee Creme!
Coffee Creme: What is it?
Gordon: I got shot, in the hoof by Captain Wilson.
Coffee Creme: *looking at injury* Aw, that's nothing Gordon. This injury isn't bad at all.
Gordon: *Looks at injury* Oh. You're right. It only took off a small section of skin, but it hurts!
Captain Wilson: *Arrives* So Ты украл, палантин my gun, huh?
Gordon: *Crying* Yes.
Captain Wilson: Than I owe Percy an apology. *Walks away*
In the end, Gordon got suspended from work for 45 days.
Captain Wilson decided to work for the Union Pacific, and now lives at the hotel across the улица, уличный from the train station in Cheyenne.
Percy accepted Captain Wilson's apology, and often helps him in the train yards.
The End
On The Далее episode of Ponies On The Rails
Coffee Creme plans to get rid of Metal Gloss
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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 23
All For None, and None For All
May 10, 1953
It was a beautiful день in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.
Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have Ты done?
Pete: You're still going to drive trains, but I want Ты to be in the trainyard.
Orion: Aw, come on Pete. I want to drive this train. It's going to Denver, and I have a cousin that lives in Denver.
Pete: I'm sorry. Ты must go to that trainyard.
Orion: *Walks away*
Meanwhile, on the other side of the station.
Hawkeye: Ты know something Metal Gloss?
Metal Gloss: What?
Hawkeye: Ты mean Ты don't know?
Metal Gloss: No. What?
Hawkeye: Ты got beautiful eyes.
Metal Gloss: Aw, that's so sweet. Ты know, I've never met such a handsome stallion in my life, until I met you.
Hawkeye: Flattering, but true. *Kisses Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: Wanna go dancing at the club tomorrow night?
Hawkeye: Ты got it.
Coffee Creme: *Arrives* Ehem!
Hawkeye: Oh great, the Любовь hater is here.
Coffee Creme: What is this?
Hawkeye: What? We're just having a good time.
Coffee Creme: Don't do that around me!
Hawkeye: Coff' what has gotten into you?
Coffee Creme: Don't call me Coff'.
Hawkeye: Okay.
Metal Gloss: I think I should go. *Walks away*
Hawkeye: Great. Ты see what Ты did?
Coffee Creme: Oui, and I'm proud of it. I don't want Ты near her again, do Ты understand?!
Hawkeye: You're not my boss, but whatever. *walks away*
After Coffee Creme made Hawkeye leave the station, he decided to talk to Stylo.
Stylo: What she did doesn't sound fair.
Hawkeye: Yeah. Alright, so we have to wait here for a passenger train to arrive, and then we're going to Portland.
Stylo: I've never been there before.
Hawkeye: I have. One time, the Spokane Portland & Seattle Railroad needed to borrow a few engines from us, and guess who drove those engines to them.
Stylo: You?
Hawkeye: Yeah.
Meanwhile in the trainyards.
Captain Wilson: *Stops engine*
Red Rose: What's the matter?
Captain Wilson: Something doesn't seem right, I want to check under the engine. *Gets out of engine*
Percy: *Arrives* Is everything okay?
Captain: Yeah, I just want to check something. *Looks under engine* Ah, ha. Just as I thought.
Red Rose: What's wrong?
Captain Wilson: This engine is leaking oil. We have to get it into the servicing facility quick.
Percy: I'll get it there. *Gets in engine*
Red Rose: Good work Captain.
Captain Wilson: Oh please, Ты can call me by my first name.
Red Rose: What is your first name?
Captain Wilson: Wilson.
Red Rose: No, that's your last name. What's your first name?
Captain Wilson: It is Wilson.
Metal Gloss: *Arrives*
Wilson: Ah, hello Metal Gloss. What's wrong?
Metal Gloss: Coffee Creme says I'm not allowed to see Hawkeye again.
Wilson: Hawkeye?
Metal Gloss: It's what we call Pierce.
Wilson: Pierce Hawkins?
Metal Gloss: That's right.
Wilson: Ah, yes. I remember him. A good pony, he works hard. Why won't Coffee Creme let Ты see him again?
Metal Gloss: I don't know. We just kissed, and all of a sudden, she makes him go away.
Wilson: Well, where is she now?
Pete's office
Pete: *Signing papers*
Coffee Creme: *Arrives*
Pete: What is it?
Coffee Creme: I want to talk to Ты about Pierce, and Metal Gloss.
Pete: What's the matter?
Coffee Creme: I just saw them kissing!
Pete: So? What's wrong with that?
Coffee Creme: Well, pretty soon they're going to do еще than that. They could-
Pete: No.
Coffee Creme: Excuse me?
Pete: You're over reacting, and I think Ты should leave those two alone. They just need a little romance in their life, and so do you. After all, Ты still need to go on your first дата with Gordon.
Coffee Creme: Oh, thank Ты for reminding me.
Pete: Anytime.
Coffee Creme: *About to leave*
Pete: And Coffee?
Coffee Creme: *Turns around* Yes?
Pete: Good luck.
Coffee Creme: Merci. *Leaves office*
Pete: *Signing papers again*
After the work день was over, Gordon and Coffee Creme went to a fancy restaurant.
Gordon: Ты got us reservations for a fancy restaurant?
Coffee Creme: Oui. We want this дата to be superb.
Gordon: I'll never understand Ты french ponies, but let's do it.
Waiter: Bonjour madame. Name?
Coffee Creme: Coffee Creme.
Waiter: Right this way. *Walks to table*
Coffee Creme: *Follows Waiter*
Gordon: *Follows Coffee Creme*
Waiter: *Standing Далее to table* I'll be back with the menus.
Coffee Creme: Merci.
Waiter: *Walks away*
Coffee Creme & Gordon: *Sits down*
Outside of the restaurant, Hawkeye, Metal Gloss, Wilson, Stylo, and Percy were waiting.
Hawkeye: We'll Показать those two not to mess with me.
Wilson: Right. Uhm, what did Ты have planned again?
Hawkeye: Don't ask me, it was your plan.
Wilson: Oh yeah. I forgot. Let's see, uh *Thinking* Oh, I remember. We were going to ruin Coffee Creme's дата with Gordon.
Stylo: Ты got it.
Metal Gloss: But, how do we do it?
Hawkeye: Leave it to me. Let's go in. *walks in restaurant*
Waiter: Do Ты five have a reservation?
Hawkeye: We need a reservation? What the fuck?
Waiter: Get out of here.
Hawkeye: *Knocks out waiter*
Wilson: What was that for?
Hawkeye: Ты should never need a reservation just to eat food. Otherwise, the restaurant responsible for that stupid idea will go out of business. No wonder barely any ponies go to restaurants like this.
Percy: *Puts on waiter's uniform*
Stylo: Ты didn't have to do that, but Ты look good.
Hawkeye: Alright. Now for the real waiter *Drags waiter out of restaurant* That oughta teach Ты a lesson.
Back to Coffee Creme, who is waiting patiently for her menu. Gordon on the other hand, was impatient.
Gordon: Where's our goddamn menu?
Coffee Creme: They'll be here soon, relax.
Gordon: I don't want to relax. I want my menu!
Percy: *Still in waiter's uniform* Sir, keep that up, and we'll kick Ты out of here.
Gordon: Ты can't make me leave. I am on a дата with my special somepony.
Percy: It doesn't matter. Leave.
Coffee Creme: Wait a minute. Percy?
Percy: Percy who?
Hawkeye: Now *Kissing Metal Gloss*
Coffee Creme: *Sees Hawkeye Поцелуи Metal Gloss* HAWKEYE!!
Customers: *Staring at Coffee Creme*
Gordon: Wow. Normally, I'm the one shouting at others.
Hawkeye: May I help you?
Coffee Creme: I told Ты not to see Metal Gloss.
Hawkeye: Why can't I see her?
Coffee Creme: Because I've seen ponies do this before. First they kiss, and then they-
Hawkeye: We're just dating. Nothing serious is going to happen between us.
Gordon: Oh yeah? Well me, and Coffee Creme are going to-
Coffee Creme: Let me deal with this.
Hawkeye: I think Ты already did. The wrong way. You've got your special somepony, and I've got mine.
Metal Gloss: You've been freaking out, all for nothing.
Hawkeye: And nothing for all. Let's go Metal Gloss *Leaves restaurant*
Metal Gloss: *Following Hawkeye*
Gordon: Well, that went bad. How about we go to my house, and-
Coffee Creme: No.
Gordon: No? But Ты didn't even hear what I had to say.
Coffee Creme: I don't want to hear it.
Gordon: Sex.
Coffee Creme: AHH! *Flips table*
The End
On the Далее episode of Ponies On The Rails
Orion loses his cool.
Saten Twist: Okay. See Ты in part 2 at 8:30.
Carter: Who's idea was it to get him as the host?
Andrew: Nobody knows.
Wayne: But hopefully, we don't have to get tortured by this again.
Shayne: *Nervously listens to the music*
Kevin: I don't think this is good!
Hawkeye: Usually something bad happens when this song is playing!
Sean The Hedgehog: Run away!
Sonic: I секунда that!
Everyone ran away.
Saten Twist: *Appears* Where did everyone go? I'm the host for tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. The name is Saten Twist by the way, and I'm in On The Block. The schedule for tonight is down below.
8:00 - Now
Ponies On The Rails - Back2Back
8:30 - Later
On The Block
Adventures of Thomas & Friends
Theme song >>>> link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 22
The Dynamic Duo
May 3, 1953
Hawkeye, and Stylo have a lot of things in common. One of them is that they don't like Gordon.
Hawkeye: *Relaxing on station* It's a great day. The sun is shining, birds are singing, and *Sees Gordon*
Stylo: We're in a lot of trouble.
Hawkeye: He can't do anything, watch me.
Gordon: What are Ты two doing?
Hawkeye: Waiting for our assignment.
Coffee Creme: *Brings assignment* Here Ты go.
Hawkeye: *Looks at list* Seriously? I have to work with Gordon? I'd rather work with Stylo, he's nice unlike you.
Gordon: You're both a disgrace to this railroad.
Hawkeye: Ha, look who's talking.
Coffee Creme: Get to work, both of you.
Hawkeye: Sure thing mother. *walks away*
Stylo: I'm right behind you. *Follows Hawkeye*
Coffee Creme: Where are Ты going?
Stylo: To work.
Coffee Creme: Ты didn't get any assignments yet.
Hawkeye: *Looks at Coffee Creme* Why are Ты giving us orders? That's Pete's job.
Pete: *Arrives* Did somepony say my name?
Gordon: These two are disobeying rules.
Hawkeye: Coffee Creme is trying to order us around.
Pete: That's my job, and how did these two disobey orders?
Gordon: Hawkeye doesn't want to work with me.
Pete: Who would? Pierce, you're working with Stylo instead.
Gordon: What about me?!
Pete: Go to the train yard.
Gordon: *Walks away* Go to the train yard, go to the train yard! That's all I get to do! Why can't Orion push freight cars in the hump anymore? Why do I have to do his work?
Later, Pierce, and Stylo got to their train.
Hawkeye: *Counting freight cars* Three diesels, pulling forty freight cars.
Stylo: Let's get to it. *Climbs in locomotive*
Hawkeye: *Follows Stylo* Alright, Ты just have to drive slowly, and I'll grab the orders on that pole by the track.
Stylo: Sounds good. *Drives slowly*
Hawkeye: *Waiting to grab orders*
Stylo: *About to pass pole*
Hawkeye: *grabs orders* I got it. It says that we're going to San Diego, and that we have to arrive by 5 PM.
Stylo: Right now it's 10 AM. We got this.
Hawkeye: I know we do. Put this thing in full throttle, and let's relax.
Stylo: One of us has to watch for any red signals, или anything important.
Hawkeye: Alright, I'll do that, Ты just relax.
Another train passes Hawkeye's train, going the opposite direction.
Stylo: What's that?
Hawkeye: A war train. They're taking veterans back Главная from Korea.
Stylo: Oh.
The train with the Korean War veterans stopped at the Cheyenne Station.
Pete: *looking at train*
Veterans: *Getting out*
Orion: *comes out of engine* I'm glad the war is almost over.
Pete: Me too, but honestly, we're making a lot of profit for delivering these vets back Главная from San Franciscolt.
Orion: I agree. If we keep this up, we'll have millions of dollars on our hooves.
Captain Wilson: *walks to Pete* Are Ты Pete Reimer?
Pete: Yes sir. How can I help you?
Captain Wilson: I want to thank Ты for getting me, and my squad back Главная safely. Oh, and uh I don't have enough cash for a hotel. Ты wouldn't mind if I spent the night here, would you? I can do work for Ты in the trainyards.
Pete: I don't see a problem with that.
Captain Wilson: Thank you. Oh, and one еще thing. *grabs revolver* I want this kept in a безопасно, сейф spot.
Pete: *Examines revolver* That's a жеребенок, кольт Peacemaker.
Captain Wilson: Yes sir, and I'm proud of it.
Pete: Alright. I can find a безопасно, сейф spot for your gun.
Captain Wilson: Thank you.
Corporal O' Reilly: Sir. Ты coming with us?
Captain Wilson: I can't, Ты continue without me.
Corporal O' Reilly: Whatever Ты say sir. *Walks away*
Pete: I'll Показать Ты where the yards are.
At the trainyards, Gordon was very annoyed with having to push the long line of freight cars at a very slow speed.
Red Rose: Don't go too fast. Remember what happened last time?
Gordon: Yeah. Ты got fired.
Bartholomew: *Uncouples freight car*
Pete: *Arrives with Captain Wilson* Gordon!
Gordon: *stops* What?
Red Rose: Don't stop, keep moving!
Gordon: Pete has to talk to me about something.
Red Rose: Oh *blushes* Sorry.
Pete: Gordon, this is Captain Wilson. He'll be helping out for the rest of the day, and will be leaving tomorrow.
Gordon: Why? Is he too terrible to work?
Captain Wilson: I'm too poor to afford a hotel, so I'm working here to get еще money.
Gordon: Why don't Ты work here as a full time job?
Captain Wilson: Thanks, but no thanks. Railroading just isn't my thing.
Back to Hawkeye, and Stylo.
Hawkeye: So what do Ты think of this railroad?
Stylo: As I told your boss, I think it's superb. I'm really glad to be here.
Hawkeye: That's good. *sees шпинат fields by track* I hate how the farmer here is always growing his crops so close to the line.
Stylo: Yeah. That's spinach, right?
Hawkeye: *Sounding like Popeye* I'm strong to the spinace, cuz I eat my spinach. I'm popeye the sailor man!
Stylo: Ha, Ha!
Hawkeye: *Sees red signal* Hold up, what's happening?
UP worker: Message from Cheyenne. Pete wants Ты two to take a passenger train to Cheyenne.
Hawkeye: What about this freight train?
UP Worker: I'll take it from here.
Stylo: May we ask why this is happening?
UP Worker: Pete сказал(-а) he would tell Ты once Ты arrived.
Hawkeye: Whatever it is sounds important. *Exits freight train*
Stylo: *Follows*
While Captain Wilson was busy working in the yards, Percy came to see him.
Percy: Who is he?
Gordon: A visitor.
Percy: Why is he here?
Gordon: Don't ask me. *walks away*
At the train station
Hawkeye: *stops train*
Stylo: *Gets out*
Hawkeye: *gets out*
Pete: Well done Ты two. I called Ты back here, because I want to Показать Ты a visitor.
Hawkeye: Okay *Looks around* I don't see anypony of important significance.
Pete: That's because he's in the yards.
Hawkeye: Oh. *walks to train yard*
Pete & Stylo: *Follow Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Sees Gordon* Where are Ты going?
Gordon: To the station. *walks away*
Pete: He probably wants to check on his assignments.
Gordon: *Checks to make sure no one is around* Where's that revolver Percy told me about? *Looks around*
Coffee Creme: *Walking on platform*
Gordon: *Finds revolver* Ah, there it is. *Takes revolver*
Coffee Creme: Gordon. What are Ты doing?
Gordon: Just making sure my revolver is okay.
Coffee Creme: Ты never told me Ты had a good taste in weaponry.
Gordon: It's in my family's blood.
Coffee Creme: *Knodding head* I like stallions with cool revolvers.
Gordon: (Score!) Really?
Coffee Creme: Yeah. How about we go on a date, tomorrow night?
Gordon: Okay, I'd like that. But I gotta make sure nopony sees me with this, otherwise I'll lose my job. *shrinks gun with magic*
Coffee Creme: I also had no idea that Ты knew spells for shrinking objects.
Gordon: That's not in my family's blood. I'm the only пони in my family that knows how to do that.
Gordon returned to the train yards, and continued with his work. Ten минуты later, Captain Wilson went to the station. He had to use the bathroom.
Captain Wilson: Where did Pete say the Stallion's room was? *Goes past glass case* Wait! My gun was in there! Where is it?!
Percy: *arrives* Where's what?
Captain Wilson: My gun! It's missing, and I have to find- Wait a minute. Ты have my gun.
Percy: No I don't.
Captain Wilson: Don't play dumb with me. Where is it?
Percy: I told Ты I don't have it.
Captain Wilson: Fine. If anypony doesn't Показать up with my gun, you're to blame! *Turns around* Oh, there's the bathroom *goes in bathroom*
Two hours later
Pete: *On speaker* Attention, anypony that has taken Captain Wilson's Peacemaker must return it immediately. If Ты do, there will be no punishment, but if Ты have it, and don't return it, you'll be in big trouble.
Percy: *Gulps*
That night, at 6 o clock.
Pete: *Makes постель, кровати for Captain Wilson*
Captain Wilson: *Arrives* Did anypony bring my gun back to me?
Pete: Nope, not yet. Ты can stay until Ты get it back.
Captain Wilson: Thank Ты sir. *gets in bed*
Gordon: *goes to glass case* I must return this *Tries to open case*
Gordon was far away from Captain Wilson, but Percy passed by.
Percy: *Drunk, and holding a teddy bear* Captain Wilson?
Captain Wilson: What do Ты want Percy?
Percy: I'm ready to die, but I just want Ты to know, you're complaining over nothing, and Ты oughta go fuck yourself.
Captain Wilson: You're drunk.
Percy: Ты better believe it *Holding медведь like gun*
Soon, a gunshot was heard
Percy: *Looks at teddy bear* MY медведь WENT OFF!!
Captain Wilson: That came from the other room!
Gordon: *Runs to trainyard* Coffee Creme!
Coffee Creme: What is it?
Gordon: I got shot, in the hoof by Captain Wilson.
Coffee Creme: *looking at injury* Aw, that's nothing Gordon. This injury isn't bad at all.
Gordon: *Looks at injury* Oh. You're right. It only took off a small section of skin, but it hurts!
Captain Wilson: *Arrives* So Ты украл, палантин my gun, huh?
Gordon: *Crying* Yes.
Captain Wilson: Than I owe Percy an apology. *Walks away*
In the end, Gordon got suspended from work for 45 days.
Captain Wilson decided to work for the Union Pacific, and now lives at the hotel across the улица, уличный from the train station in Cheyenne.
Percy accepted Captain Wilson's apology, and often helps him in the train yards.
The End
On The Далее episode of Ponies On The Rails
Coffee Creme plans to get rid of Metal Gloss
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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 23
All For None, and None For All
May 10, 1953
It was a beautiful день in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.
Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have Ты done?
Pete: You're still going to drive trains, but I want Ты to be in the trainyard.
Orion: Aw, come on Pete. I want to drive this train. It's going to Denver, and I have a cousin that lives in Denver.
Pete: I'm sorry. Ты must go to that trainyard.
Orion: *Walks away*
Meanwhile, on the other side of the station.
Hawkeye: Ты know something Metal Gloss?
Metal Gloss: What?
Hawkeye: Ты mean Ты don't know?
Metal Gloss: No. What?
Hawkeye: Ты got beautiful eyes.
Metal Gloss: Aw, that's so sweet. Ты know, I've never met such a handsome stallion in my life, until I met you.
Hawkeye: Flattering, but true. *Kisses Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: Wanna go dancing at the club tomorrow night?
Hawkeye: Ты got it.
Coffee Creme: *Arrives* Ehem!
Hawkeye: Oh great, the Любовь hater is here.
Coffee Creme: What is this?
Hawkeye: What? We're just having a good time.
Coffee Creme: Don't do that around me!
Hawkeye: Coff' what has gotten into you?
Coffee Creme: Don't call me Coff'.
Hawkeye: Okay.
Metal Gloss: I think I should go. *Walks away*
Hawkeye: Great. Ты see what Ты did?
Coffee Creme: Oui, and I'm proud of it. I don't want Ты near her again, do Ты understand?!
Hawkeye: You're not my boss, but whatever. *walks away*
After Coffee Creme made Hawkeye leave the station, he decided to talk to Stylo.
Stylo: What she did doesn't sound fair.
Hawkeye: Yeah. Alright, so we have to wait here for a passenger train to arrive, and then we're going to Portland.
Stylo: I've never been there before.
Hawkeye: I have. One time, the Spokane Portland & Seattle Railroad needed to borrow a few engines from us, and guess who drove those engines to them.
Stylo: You?
Hawkeye: Yeah.
Meanwhile in the trainyards.
Captain Wilson: *Stops engine*
Red Rose: What's the matter?
Captain Wilson: Something doesn't seem right, I want to check under the engine. *Gets out of engine*
Percy: *Arrives* Is everything okay?
Captain: Yeah, I just want to check something. *Looks under engine* Ah, ha. Just as I thought.
Red Rose: What's wrong?
Captain Wilson: This engine is leaking oil. We have to get it into the servicing facility quick.
Percy: I'll get it there. *Gets in engine*
Red Rose: Good work Captain.
Captain Wilson: Oh please, Ты can call me by my first name.
Red Rose: What is your first name?
Captain Wilson: Wilson.
Red Rose: No, that's your last name. What's your first name?
Captain Wilson: It is Wilson.
Metal Gloss: *Arrives*
Wilson: Ah, hello Metal Gloss. What's wrong?
Metal Gloss: Coffee Creme says I'm not allowed to see Hawkeye again.
Wilson: Hawkeye?
Metal Gloss: It's what we call Pierce.
Wilson: Pierce Hawkins?
Metal Gloss: That's right.
Wilson: Ah, yes. I remember him. A good pony, he works hard. Why won't Coffee Creme let Ты see him again?
Metal Gloss: I don't know. We just kissed, and all of a sudden, she makes him go away.
Wilson: Well, where is she now?
Pete's office
Pete: *Signing papers*
Coffee Creme: *Arrives*
Pete: What is it?
Coffee Creme: I want to talk to Ты about Pierce, and Metal Gloss.
Pete: What's the matter?
Coffee Creme: I just saw them kissing!
Pete: So? What's wrong with that?
Coffee Creme: Well, pretty soon they're going to do еще than that. They could-
Pete: No.
Coffee Creme: Excuse me?
Pete: You're over reacting, and I think Ты should leave those two alone. They just need a little romance in their life, and so do you. After all, Ты still need to go on your first дата with Gordon.
Coffee Creme: Oh, thank Ты for reminding me.
Pete: Anytime.
Coffee Creme: *About to leave*
Pete: And Coffee?
Coffee Creme: *Turns around* Yes?
Pete: Good luck.
Coffee Creme: Merci. *Leaves office*
Pete: *Signing papers again*
After the work день was over, Gordon and Coffee Creme went to a fancy restaurant.
Gordon: Ты got us reservations for a fancy restaurant?
Coffee Creme: Oui. We want this дата to be superb.
Gordon: I'll never understand Ты french ponies, but let's do it.
Waiter: Bonjour madame. Name?
Coffee Creme: Coffee Creme.
Waiter: Right this way. *Walks to table*
Coffee Creme: *Follows Waiter*
Gordon: *Follows Coffee Creme*
Waiter: *Standing Далее to table* I'll be back with the menus.
Coffee Creme: Merci.
Waiter: *Walks away*
Coffee Creme & Gordon: *Sits down*
Outside of the restaurant, Hawkeye, Metal Gloss, Wilson, Stylo, and Percy were waiting.
Hawkeye: We'll Показать those two not to mess with me.
Wilson: Right. Uhm, what did Ты have planned again?
Hawkeye: Don't ask me, it was your plan.
Wilson: Oh yeah. I forgot. Let's see, uh *Thinking* Oh, I remember. We were going to ruin Coffee Creme's дата with Gordon.
Stylo: Ты got it.
Metal Gloss: But, how do we do it?
Hawkeye: Leave it to me. Let's go in. *walks in restaurant*
Waiter: Do Ты five have a reservation?
Hawkeye: We need a reservation? What the fuck?
Waiter: Get out of here.
Hawkeye: *Knocks out waiter*
Wilson: What was that for?
Hawkeye: Ты should never need a reservation just to eat food. Otherwise, the restaurant responsible for that stupid idea will go out of business. No wonder barely any ponies go to restaurants like this.
Percy: *Puts on waiter's uniform*
Stylo: Ты didn't have to do that, but Ты look good.
Hawkeye: Alright. Now for the real waiter *Drags waiter out of restaurant* That oughta teach Ты a lesson.
Back to Coffee Creme, who is waiting patiently for her menu. Gordon on the other hand, was impatient.
Gordon: Where's our goddamn menu?
Coffee Creme: They'll be here soon, relax.
Gordon: I don't want to relax. I want my menu!
Percy: *Still in waiter's uniform* Sir, keep that up, and we'll kick Ты out of here.
Gordon: Ты can't make me leave. I am on a дата with my special somepony.
Percy: It doesn't matter. Leave.
Coffee Creme: Wait a minute. Percy?
Percy: Percy who?
Hawkeye: Now *Kissing Metal Gloss*
Coffee Creme: *Sees Hawkeye Поцелуи Metal Gloss* HAWKEYE!!
Customers: *Staring at Coffee Creme*
Gordon: Wow. Normally, I'm the one shouting at others.
Hawkeye: May I help you?
Coffee Creme: I told Ты not to see Metal Gloss.
Hawkeye: Why can't I see her?
Coffee Creme: Because I've seen ponies do this before. First they kiss, and then they-
Hawkeye: We're just dating. Nothing serious is going to happen between us.
Gordon: Oh yeah? Well me, and Coffee Creme are going to-
Coffee Creme: Let me deal with this.
Hawkeye: I think Ты already did. The wrong way. You've got your special somepony, and I've got mine.
Metal Gloss: You've been freaking out, all for nothing.
Hawkeye: And nothing for all. Let's go Metal Gloss *Leaves restaurant*
Metal Gloss: *Following Hawkeye*
Gordon: Well, that went bad. How about we go to my house, and-
Coffee Creme: No.
Gordon: No? But Ты didn't even hear what I had to say.
Coffee Creme: I don't want to hear it.
Gordon: Sex.
Coffee Creme: AHH! *Flips table*
The End
On the Далее episode of Ponies On The Rails
Orion loses his cool.
Saten Twist: Okay. See Ты in part 2 at 8:30.
Carter: Who's idea was it to get him as the host?
Andrew: Nobody knows.
Wayne: But hopefully, we don't have to get tortured by this again.
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