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Sean: *Backing into a station with a passenger train*
Jesse: Perfect timing.
Sean: Why?
Jesse: Listen to the Музыка and you'll find out why.
Sean: We're not in New York City.
Liam: But that's where Bartholomew lives in his spin off. For the 2nd half of our show, we have back to back episodes. Have fun.
My name is Bartholomew Perfect The 55th. I was born in London, 1902. I lived there for nearly my entire life, but in 1951, I moved to Cheyenne Wyoming, which is in The United States of Equestria.
I worked on the Union Pacific as a conductor until June 1953, and I moved into Manehattan to work on the Neigh York Central.
Episode 1
Old Is New
June 20, 1953
Bartholomew is narrating.
The fabulous 50's. I'll never forget that decade, and it was a good thing I moved into Equestria. It had еще to offer then any England, and France combined.
I was being interviewed for my new job in a section of Grand Central Station.
Assistant: The CEO will see Ты now.
Bartholomew: Excellent. *Goes into office*
CEO: Hi.
Bartholomew: Hello.
CEO: Tell me about yourself.
Bartholomew: My name is Bartholomew Perfect the 55th, and I'm from Лондон U.K.
CEO: Yeah, I could tell by your accent. *Looking at papers* It says here that Ты used to be a conductor for the Union Pacific between 1951, and a few days ago.
Bartholomew: That's correct. I would like to be a conductor for the railroad here.
CEO: I'm sorry, but we don't have enough room for another conductor. However, we can have Ты as an engineer.
Bartholomew: An engineer? With all due respect, I don't know anything about driving a train.
CEO: It's alright. Lady will teach Ты once we get Ты into Harmon.
Bartholomew: Harmon?
CEO: Yes. Ты will drive trains from Manehattan, as far north as Albany. We have many fine passenger trains for a пони like yourself to drive, such as the Twentieth Century Limited, the Lake берег Limited, the Empire State Express, and Ты could also drive a few commuter trains between Harmon, and here.
Bartholomew: Sure. I could get used to that.
Well, my first day, and already I've gone from Conductor to engineer. I didn't know how to drive a train, but I was going to get lessons. Now the Далее Вопрос on my mind was, who is Lady? I soon found out once I got to Harmon.
Bartholomew: *Waiting on platform*
Black Mare: *Walks up* Hello, I'm Lady.
Bartholomew: Nice to meet you. Bartholomew Perfect the 55th.
Lady: Ты had a lot of Bartholomew's in your family, didn't you?
Bartholomew: Correct.
Lady: Alright, now I'll Показать Ты how to drive a steam locomotive. On our way back, we'll learn how to drive a diesel.
Bartholomew: Sounds pretty simple.(I'm not going to do good, I just know it.)
A пони named Master Sword was the conductor of the train Bartholomew was going to drive.
Master Sword: All aboard!
Lady: *Blows whistle twice*
Signal Pony: *turns signal green*
Lady: *drives train* Ты know what this engine is we're driving?
Bartholomew: A 4-8-4?
Lady: Yeah, but we call them Neighagaras. We have 25 of them, and they're named after the Neighagara falls.
Bartholomew: Beautiful.
The train was gathering еще speed as it left Harmon.
Bartholomew: *Sees station* What kind of trains stop there?
Lady: Only commuter trains. Some passengers take the train there into Grand Central, and then they take another train on the Harlem Division to get into the Bronx.
Bartholomew: What division are we on?
Lady: The Hudson Division.
Bartholomew: Why is it called that?
Lady: Look to your left.
Bartholomew: *Looking at Hudson River* Oh, I get it. That's pretty clever. If I'm not mistaken, the Hudson Division is also part of the Water Level Route into Chicagoat.
Lady: That's right.
Bartholomew: Good old Chicagoat. I went there once when I still worked on the U.P.
Lady: Could Ты tell me about it?
Bartholomew: Certainly. What happened was, a crazy пони named Orion Stardust caused an accident in the train yard on purpose, just before I was assigned to be the conductor of a freight going into Chicagoat.
Lady: Continue.
Bartholomew: Our train was being pulled by five diesels, but one of them was having engine trouble.
Lady: Nothing like the good old steam locomotive. Always reliable, and rarely breaking down.
Lady: So what did Ты have to do?
Bartholomew: We just stopped, and another engine had to take over. Nothing serious really, but just a little bit of an adventure.
Lady: Sounds like one for sure.
Soon, a tunnel could be seen in the distance, and in front of the tunnel was a station.
Lady: We have to stop here, and drop off some baggage.
Bartholomew: Oh really?
Lady: Yeah.
Skywalker: *Flying by train* Эй, Lady, wanna go on a дата tonight? I'm buying!
Lady: No thank Ты Skywalker.
Bartholomew: Skywalker? What kind of a name is that?
Lady: I know, right?
Bartholomew: If Ты ask me, it sounds еще like the last name for somepony.
Lady: Who?
Bartholomew: I don't know, but I'm sure a movie will be created about him sometime in the future. Many movie companies are creative Ты know.
Lady: Right.
Skywalker: Hey, did Ты forget about me?
Lady: Of course not.
Skywalker: Good, because my train got derailed further up the line. Be careful.
Lady: Who do Ты think Ты are, Casey Jones?
Skywalker: Maybe I am. Ты got a problem with that?
Porters: *Finish unloading mail*
Master Sword: All aboard!
Lady: We'll argue again later. *Blows whistle twice, and drives away*
Skywalker: *Lands on station* Hey, I need help getting my train back on the tracks.
Porters: We're porters, not a breakdown gang.
Skywalker: Well get the breakdown gang so they can get my train back on the tracks.
Porters: Right. *Go inside to talk on telephone*
Getting to Albany took five hours. When we arrived, Lady, and I had to return to Harmon.
Lady: Now this is where we learn how to drive the diesel.
Bartholomew: Oh boy.
Lady: Relax. This will be very easy. *Gets in engine*
Bartholomew: *Gets in engine*
Lady: Now the ponies previously using this locomotive were kind enough to leave this running for us, and we can get out of here quicker.
Bartholomew: Oh, good. So what do I do?
Lady: It's simple really. We just pull this lever, and our engine moves. Very simple, and not as complicated as driving the steam train.
Bartholomoew: Right. So now what?
Lady: We go back to Harmon. Well actually, Ты have to go back to Manehattan.
Bartholomew: Oh yes, you're correct.
Lady: *Drives diesel* We're gonna have to back up on a freight, and stop at Harmon. A commuter train will take Ты back to Manehattan.
Bartholomew: How long do these commuters run for?
Lady: Every час on the hour.
Bartholomew: That's what I call excellent service.
Lady: But who would ride a train at midnight?
Bartholomew: Gangsters.
Lady: Don't remind me.
Bartholomew: Ты have trouble with them here?
Lady: Yes.
Bartholomew: So did I when I was on the Union Pacific. However, I didn't encounter them as much as anypony else did, but one nearly killed my boss. However, he just remained calm, got in the locomotive, and drove away.
Lady: He must be really brave.
All the way from Albany into Harmon, we talked about gangsters.
Bartholomew: *Gets out of engine* Thanks for everything Lady.
Lady: No problem. I hope I see Ты tomorrow.
Bartholomew: I hope we work together again tomorrow as well. That was fun.
Lady: Oh, I'm sure we will.
I got on the train, and rode back to Manehattan. The CEO was waiting for me.
Bartholomew: *Gets out of train*
CEO: Well, what did Ты think?
Bartholomew: It was good. I enjoyed it.
CEO: Good. We hope Ты enjoy working for us for a long time.
Bartholomew: With pleasure.
I went to the front of Grand Central Station, got in a taxi, and went to my apartment. Today went well, and I was looking вперед to tomorrow.
The End
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Seanthehedgehog Presents
Bartholomew
Starring
Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from Seanthehedgehog
Lady from CrazyWriterLady
Master Sword from Windwakerguy430
Skywalker from Alinah09
Whirl Wind from DragonAura15
Ten Cents, and Henrietta from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 2
Master Sword's perspective
July 1, 1953
Master Sword is narrating.
I joined the Neigh York Central two weeks ago. Then, a few days later, another new worker joins us. He's fifty one years old, and wears a monocle. He seems like a nice pony, but I don't think he should be driving a train, but our CEO doesn't know that.
Anyway, a week after Bartholomew joined, we get yet another new worker. I was just waiting for a train to get on when she appeared.
Master Sword: *Sitting on bench*
Bartholomew: *Driving commuter train towards station*
Master Sword: *Sees train*
Bartholomew: *Stops train*
Master Sword: *Sees Bartholomew* Good morning.
Bartholomew: Hi Master Sword. How are you?
Master Sword: Fine. I heard we have a new worker. Where is he?
Bartholomew: Ты mean she.
Master Sword: She?
Whirl Wind: *Gets out of train* Hi, I'm a conductor.
Master Sword: I thought we had too many of those.
Whirl Wind: We did, but one of them got killed in an accident.
Master Sword: How.. Nice to know.
Whirl Wind: Anyway, this is all for Ты to conduct. I have to get on another train heading back to Grand Central.
Master Sword: Okay, cool.
Bartholomew: *Uncouples electric locomotive, and drives it to servicing facility* It's a good thing this facility is near the station. I don't have to drive too far.
Lady: *Drives Hudson backwards onto passenger train*
Master Sword: *Seeing Whirl Wind getting on train* Best of luck to you.
While I was watching Whirl Wind getting on the train, I didn't notice Bartholomew walked up to me.
Bartholomew: I'm back.
Master Sword: I noticed.
Bartholomew: Is everything alright? Ты look like you're blushing.
Master Sword: I think I might be falling in love.
The train Whirl Wind was getting on was heading into Grand Central. I had to be on a train going to Albany.
Lady: Master Sword, hurry up!
Master Sword: I'm getting on. *Gets on*
Lady: *Drives train*
Bartholomew: If Master Sword likes the new worker, I could help him ask her out on a date.
Henrietta: *Walks up to Bartholomew* I believe we haven't met before.
Bartholomew: The CEO of this line told me about you. They showed me your picture, but they didn't tell me your name.
Henrietta: It's Henrietta.
Bartholomew: And you're my boss?
Henrietta: Yes.
Bartholomew: I didn't think mares could be the boss of something.
Henrietta: No, that's for African Equestrians, или negros.
Bartholomew: Negro?
Henrietta: That's another name for somepony that's black.
Bartholomew: Lady is black, and she's not an African Equestrian.
Henrietta: That's because she's unfortunately a doppleganger. If she wasn't a good engineer, I'd have her killed.
Bartholomew: I understand.
Henrietta: Now, there's somepony I'd like Ты to meet. He works on our tracks, and is british, just like you.
Bartholomew: Interesting. When does he get here?
Ten Cents: Right now.
Henrietta: Bartholomew, meet Ten Cents.
Ten Cents: Pleasure to meet you.
Bartholomew: Likewise.
Ten Cents: What's your job on here?
Bartholomew: Engineer.
Ten Cents: Cool. What train are Ты waiting for?
Bartholomew: The Empire State Express. It should arrive in a few minutes.
Lady: Well, I'm gonna let Ты two get acquainted. I need to sign some papers. *Goes to office*
Ten Cents: She's a nice pony, but much of the time, she's strict.
Bartholomew: It's better to have a strict boss, then to have one that's careless.
Ten Cents: I know what Ты mean.
Bartholomew: Do Ты know anything about love?
Ten Cents: I know some things that got me a special somepony. Why?
Bartholomew: It's about a friend of mine.
While Bartholomew was explaining to Ten Cents, I was thinking on how to ask Whirl Wind out.
Master Sword: *Standing by door*
Passenger: Excuse me sir, do Ты know when we'll reach the Далее station?
Master Sword: The Далее station is Peekskill. We should arrive in five to ten minutes.
Passenger: Thank you.
Master Sword: Hey, can I ask Ты a question?
Passenger: What?
Master Sword: What would a mare want from a stallion?
Passenger: Love, and occasionally some gifts.
Master Sword: Like what?
Passenger: Chocolate, или maybe a Любовь letter with twenty dollars for her.
Master Sword: That's good. Thank you.
I now knew what I was going to give to Whirl Wind Далее time I saw her.
On the Далее day, I arrived at the station with a box of chocolates, and a Любовь letter.
Master Sword: *Waiting for Whirl Wind*
Ten Cents: *Arrives* What's with those chocolates?
Master Sword: They're all for Whirl Wind.
Ten Cents: Ты know, Bartholomew was gonna try to get Ты two to in love.
Master Sword: What did Ты tell him?
Ten Cents: I told him that he should tell her nice things about you. Where is Bartholomew anyway?
Master Sword: He's coming from Grand Central Station. Ты know how crowded that station is.
Ten Cents: Oh yes. I saw somepony getting pushed on the floor. It was terrible.
A commuter train pulled by a small electric locomotive can be seen getting towards us. Bartholomew is back in town.
Bartholomew: *Stops train*
Henrietta: *Arrives* For me?
Master Sword: *Sees gifts* For Whirl Wind.
Henrietta: Oh.
Lady: Ma'am, I feel sick. Can I take the день off?
Henrietta: No. Ты may not.
Lady: Ugh! *Walks away*
Henrietta: Serves Ты right for being a doppleganger!
Ten Cents: What don't Ты like about dopplegangers?
Henrietta: Everything.
Bartholomew: Right, well I'm going to uncouple my engine, and let Lady back onto it with her engines. *Uncouples engine*
Henrietta: Make sure Ты get that thing into the servicing facility.
Bartholomew: I got it. *drives to servicing facility*
Another train coming all the way from Chicagoat arrived. Whirl Wind got on the train from Albany, and was on there right now. I had to play it cool.
Master Sword: *Stays still*
Ten Cents: Master? Did Ты freeze или something?
Master Sword: Yes, I froze.
Ten Cents: Why?
Master Sword: Because, I'm playing it cooooool.
Henrietta: Good luck Master Sword.
Bartholomew: *Sees Whirl Wind* Oh no! What will Master Sword do if I don't help him?
Whirl Wind: *Walks to Master Sword* Good morning.
Master Sword: Hi. *Gives chocolates, and Любовь letters to Whirl Wind*
Whirl Wind: Are these really for me?
Master Sword: Yeah. I bought them myself, and I hope Ты enjoy them.
Whirl Wind: Well, thank you.
Bartholomew: *Stops engine at servicing facility* Now, to help out Master Sword*
Whirl Wind: What movie do Ты want to see?
Master Sword: I heard High Noon is good.
Whirl Wind: I don't like anything filmed in black, and white. How about Stalag 17? That's a new movie.
Master Sword: Sure.
Bartholomew: *Arrives* Don't worry Master Sword, I will help Ты ask Whirl Wind out now.
Master Sword: Ah, don't worry about it Bart. I got it, but thanks for trying to help anyway.
Bartholomew: Oh. *Blushes* Carry on.
Later that night, I got to see a great movie with Whirl Wind, who soon became my special somepony.
I guess after Чтение the ending, Ты could say there's a lesson to learn from this. It's a good thing to help out your friends, but sometimes, if necessary, Ты should only help them if they ask for Ты to help.
The End
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Sean: еще Sinatra? This song is actually my favorite.
Liam: Thank Ты for watching our Показать everyone. Because of St. Patrick's Day, we will take Далее Saturday off. We'll be back on the 24th.
Sean: *Backing into a station with a passenger train*
Jesse: Perfect timing.
Sean: Why?
Jesse: Listen to the Музыка and you'll find out why.
Sean: We're not in New York City.
Liam: But that's where Bartholomew lives in his spin off. For the 2nd half of our show, we have back to back episodes. Have fun.
My name is Bartholomew Perfect The 55th. I was born in London, 1902. I lived there for nearly my entire life, but in 1951, I moved to Cheyenne Wyoming, which is in The United States of Equestria.
I worked on the Union Pacific as a conductor until June 1953, and I moved into Manehattan to work on the Neigh York Central.
Episode 1
Old Is New
June 20, 1953
Bartholomew is narrating.
The fabulous 50's. I'll never forget that decade, and it was a good thing I moved into Equestria. It had еще to offer then any England, and France combined.
I was being interviewed for my new job in a section of Grand Central Station.
Assistant: The CEO will see Ты now.
Bartholomew: Excellent. *Goes into office*
CEO: Hi.
Bartholomew: Hello.
CEO: Tell me about yourself.
Bartholomew: My name is Bartholomew Perfect the 55th, and I'm from Лондон U.K.
CEO: Yeah, I could tell by your accent. *Looking at papers* It says here that Ты used to be a conductor for the Union Pacific between 1951, and a few days ago.
Bartholomew: That's correct. I would like to be a conductor for the railroad here.
CEO: I'm sorry, but we don't have enough room for another conductor. However, we can have Ты as an engineer.
Bartholomew: An engineer? With all due respect, I don't know anything about driving a train.
CEO: It's alright. Lady will teach Ты once we get Ты into Harmon.
Bartholomew: Harmon?
CEO: Yes. Ты will drive trains from Manehattan, as far north as Albany. We have many fine passenger trains for a пони like yourself to drive, such as the Twentieth Century Limited, the Lake берег Limited, the Empire State Express, and Ты could also drive a few commuter trains between Harmon, and here.
Bartholomew: Sure. I could get used to that.
Well, my first day, and already I've gone from Conductor to engineer. I didn't know how to drive a train, but I was going to get lessons. Now the Далее Вопрос on my mind was, who is Lady? I soon found out once I got to Harmon.
Bartholomew: *Waiting on platform*
Black Mare: *Walks up* Hello, I'm Lady.
Bartholomew: Nice to meet you. Bartholomew Perfect the 55th.
Lady: Ты had a lot of Bartholomew's in your family, didn't you?
Bartholomew: Correct.
Lady: Alright, now I'll Показать Ты how to drive a steam locomotive. On our way back, we'll learn how to drive a diesel.
Bartholomew: Sounds pretty simple.(I'm not going to do good, I just know it.)
A пони named Master Sword was the conductor of the train Bartholomew was going to drive.
Master Sword: All aboard!
Lady: *Blows whistle twice*
Signal Pony: *turns signal green*
Lady: *drives train* Ты know what this engine is we're driving?
Bartholomew: A 4-8-4?
Lady: Yeah, but we call them Neighagaras. We have 25 of them, and they're named after the Neighagara falls.
Bartholomew: Beautiful.
The train was gathering еще speed as it left Harmon.
Bartholomew: *Sees station* What kind of trains stop there?
Lady: Only commuter trains. Some passengers take the train there into Grand Central, and then they take another train on the Harlem Division to get into the Bronx.
Bartholomew: What division are we on?
Lady: The Hudson Division.
Bartholomew: Why is it called that?
Lady: Look to your left.
Bartholomew: *Looking at Hudson River* Oh, I get it. That's pretty clever. If I'm not mistaken, the Hudson Division is also part of the Water Level Route into Chicagoat.
Lady: That's right.
Bartholomew: Good old Chicagoat. I went there once when I still worked on the U.P.
Lady: Could Ты tell me about it?
Bartholomew: Certainly. What happened was, a crazy пони named Orion Stardust caused an accident in the train yard on purpose, just before I was assigned to be the conductor of a freight going into Chicagoat.
Lady: Continue.
Bartholomew: Our train was being pulled by five diesels, but one of them was having engine trouble.
Lady: Nothing like the good old steam locomotive. Always reliable, and rarely breaking down.
Lady: So what did Ты have to do?
Bartholomew: We just stopped, and another engine had to take over. Nothing serious really, but just a little bit of an adventure.
Lady: Sounds like one for sure.
Soon, a tunnel could be seen in the distance, and in front of the tunnel was a station.
Lady: We have to stop here, and drop off some baggage.
Bartholomew: Oh really?
Lady: Yeah.
Skywalker: *Flying by train* Эй, Lady, wanna go on a дата tonight? I'm buying!
Lady: No thank Ты Skywalker.
Bartholomew: Skywalker? What kind of a name is that?
Lady: I know, right?
Bartholomew: If Ты ask me, it sounds еще like the last name for somepony.
Lady: Who?
Bartholomew: I don't know, but I'm sure a movie will be created about him sometime in the future. Many movie companies are creative Ты know.
Lady: Right.
Skywalker: Hey, did Ты forget about me?
Lady: Of course not.
Skywalker: Good, because my train got derailed further up the line. Be careful.
Lady: Who do Ты think Ты are, Casey Jones?
Skywalker: Maybe I am. Ты got a problem with that?
Porters: *Finish unloading mail*
Master Sword: All aboard!
Lady: We'll argue again later. *Blows whistle twice, and drives away*
Skywalker: *Lands on station* Hey, I need help getting my train back on the tracks.
Porters: We're porters, not a breakdown gang.
Skywalker: Well get the breakdown gang so they can get my train back on the tracks.
Porters: Right. *Go inside to talk on telephone*
Getting to Albany took five hours. When we arrived, Lady, and I had to return to Harmon.
Lady: Now this is where we learn how to drive the diesel.
Bartholomew: Oh boy.
Lady: Relax. This will be very easy. *Gets in engine*
Bartholomew: *Gets in engine*
Lady: Now the ponies previously using this locomotive were kind enough to leave this running for us, and we can get out of here quicker.
Bartholomew: Oh, good. So what do I do?
Lady: It's simple really. We just pull this lever, and our engine moves. Very simple, and not as complicated as driving the steam train.
Bartholomoew: Right. So now what?
Lady: We go back to Harmon. Well actually, Ты have to go back to Manehattan.
Bartholomew: Oh yes, you're correct.
Lady: *Drives diesel* We're gonna have to back up on a freight, and stop at Harmon. A commuter train will take Ты back to Manehattan.
Bartholomew: How long do these commuters run for?
Lady: Every час on the hour.
Bartholomew: That's what I call excellent service.
Lady: But who would ride a train at midnight?
Bartholomew: Gangsters.
Lady: Don't remind me.
Bartholomew: Ты have trouble with them here?
Lady: Yes.
Bartholomew: So did I when I was on the Union Pacific. However, I didn't encounter them as much as anypony else did, but one nearly killed my boss. However, he just remained calm, got in the locomotive, and drove away.
Lady: He must be really brave.
All the way from Albany into Harmon, we talked about gangsters.
Bartholomew: *Gets out of engine* Thanks for everything Lady.
Lady: No problem. I hope I see Ты tomorrow.
Bartholomew: I hope we work together again tomorrow as well. That was fun.
Lady: Oh, I'm sure we will.
I got on the train, and rode back to Manehattan. The CEO was waiting for me.
Bartholomew: *Gets out of train*
CEO: Well, what did Ты think?
Bartholomew: It was good. I enjoyed it.
CEO: Good. We hope Ты enjoy working for us for a long time.
Bartholomew: With pleasure.
I went to the front of Grand Central Station, got in a taxi, and went to my apartment. Today went well, and I was looking вперед to tomorrow.
The End
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Seanthehedgehog Presents
Bartholomew
Starring
Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from Seanthehedgehog
Lady from CrazyWriterLady
Master Sword from Windwakerguy430
Skywalker from Alinah09
Whirl Wind from DragonAura15
Ten Cents, and Henrietta from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 2
Master Sword's perspective
July 1, 1953
Master Sword is narrating.
I joined the Neigh York Central two weeks ago. Then, a few days later, another new worker joins us. He's fifty one years old, and wears a monocle. He seems like a nice pony, but I don't think he should be driving a train, but our CEO doesn't know that.
Anyway, a week after Bartholomew joined, we get yet another new worker. I was just waiting for a train to get on when she appeared.
Master Sword: *Sitting on bench*
Bartholomew: *Driving commuter train towards station*
Master Sword: *Sees train*
Bartholomew: *Stops train*
Master Sword: *Sees Bartholomew* Good morning.
Bartholomew: Hi Master Sword. How are you?
Master Sword: Fine. I heard we have a new worker. Where is he?
Bartholomew: Ты mean she.
Master Sword: She?
Whirl Wind: *Gets out of train* Hi, I'm a conductor.
Master Sword: I thought we had too many of those.
Whirl Wind: We did, but one of them got killed in an accident.
Master Sword: How.. Nice to know.
Whirl Wind: Anyway, this is all for Ты to conduct. I have to get on another train heading back to Grand Central.
Master Sword: Okay, cool.
Bartholomew: *Uncouples electric locomotive, and drives it to servicing facility* It's a good thing this facility is near the station. I don't have to drive too far.
Lady: *Drives Hudson backwards onto passenger train*
Master Sword: *Seeing Whirl Wind getting on train* Best of luck to you.
While I was watching Whirl Wind getting on the train, I didn't notice Bartholomew walked up to me.
Bartholomew: I'm back.
Master Sword: I noticed.
Bartholomew: Is everything alright? Ты look like you're blushing.
Master Sword: I think I might be falling in love.
The train Whirl Wind was getting on was heading into Grand Central. I had to be on a train going to Albany.
Lady: Master Sword, hurry up!
Master Sword: I'm getting on. *Gets on*
Lady: *Drives train*
Bartholomew: If Master Sword likes the new worker, I could help him ask her out on a date.
Henrietta: *Walks up to Bartholomew* I believe we haven't met before.
Bartholomew: The CEO of this line told me about you. They showed me your picture, but they didn't tell me your name.
Henrietta: It's Henrietta.
Bartholomew: And you're my boss?
Henrietta: Yes.
Bartholomew: I didn't think mares could be the boss of something.
Henrietta: No, that's for African Equestrians, или negros.
Bartholomew: Negro?
Henrietta: That's another name for somepony that's black.
Bartholomew: Lady is black, and she's not an African Equestrian.
Henrietta: That's because she's unfortunately a doppleganger. If she wasn't a good engineer, I'd have her killed.
Bartholomew: I understand.
Henrietta: Now, there's somepony I'd like Ты to meet. He works on our tracks, and is british, just like you.
Bartholomew: Interesting. When does he get here?
Ten Cents: Right now.
Henrietta: Bartholomew, meet Ten Cents.
Ten Cents: Pleasure to meet you.
Bartholomew: Likewise.
Ten Cents: What's your job on here?
Bartholomew: Engineer.
Ten Cents: Cool. What train are Ты waiting for?
Bartholomew: The Empire State Express. It should arrive in a few minutes.
Lady: Well, I'm gonna let Ты two get acquainted. I need to sign some papers. *Goes to office*
Ten Cents: She's a nice pony, but much of the time, she's strict.
Bartholomew: It's better to have a strict boss, then to have one that's careless.
Ten Cents: I know what Ты mean.
Bartholomew: Do Ты know anything about love?
Ten Cents: I know some things that got me a special somepony. Why?
Bartholomew: It's about a friend of mine.
While Bartholomew was explaining to Ten Cents, I was thinking on how to ask Whirl Wind out.
Master Sword: *Standing by door*
Passenger: Excuse me sir, do Ты know when we'll reach the Далее station?
Master Sword: The Далее station is Peekskill. We should arrive in five to ten minutes.
Passenger: Thank you.
Master Sword: Hey, can I ask Ты a question?
Passenger: What?
Master Sword: What would a mare want from a stallion?
Passenger: Love, and occasionally some gifts.
Master Sword: Like what?
Passenger: Chocolate, или maybe a Любовь letter with twenty dollars for her.
Master Sword: That's good. Thank you.
I now knew what I was going to give to Whirl Wind Далее time I saw her.
On the Далее day, I arrived at the station with a box of chocolates, and a Любовь letter.
Master Sword: *Waiting for Whirl Wind*
Ten Cents: *Arrives* What's with those chocolates?
Master Sword: They're all for Whirl Wind.
Ten Cents: Ты know, Bartholomew was gonna try to get Ты two to in love.
Master Sword: What did Ты tell him?
Ten Cents: I told him that he should tell her nice things about you. Where is Bartholomew anyway?
Master Sword: He's coming from Grand Central Station. Ты know how crowded that station is.
Ten Cents: Oh yes. I saw somepony getting pushed on the floor. It was terrible.
A commuter train pulled by a small electric locomotive can be seen getting towards us. Bartholomew is back in town.
Bartholomew: *Stops train*
Henrietta: *Arrives* For me?
Master Sword: *Sees gifts* For Whirl Wind.
Henrietta: Oh.
Lady: Ma'am, I feel sick. Can I take the день off?
Henrietta: No. Ты may not.
Lady: Ugh! *Walks away*
Henrietta: Serves Ты right for being a doppleganger!
Ten Cents: What don't Ты like about dopplegangers?
Henrietta: Everything.
Bartholomew: Right, well I'm going to uncouple my engine, and let Lady back onto it with her engines. *Uncouples engine*
Henrietta: Make sure Ты get that thing into the servicing facility.
Bartholomew: I got it. *drives to servicing facility*
Another train coming all the way from Chicagoat arrived. Whirl Wind got on the train from Albany, and was on there right now. I had to play it cool.
Master Sword: *Stays still*
Ten Cents: Master? Did Ты freeze или something?
Master Sword: Yes, I froze.
Ten Cents: Why?
Master Sword: Because, I'm playing it cooooool.
Henrietta: Good luck Master Sword.
Bartholomew: *Sees Whirl Wind* Oh no! What will Master Sword do if I don't help him?
Whirl Wind: *Walks to Master Sword* Good morning.
Master Sword: Hi. *Gives chocolates, and Любовь letters to Whirl Wind*
Whirl Wind: Are these really for me?
Master Sword: Yeah. I bought them myself, and I hope Ты enjoy them.
Whirl Wind: Well, thank you.
Bartholomew: *Stops engine at servicing facility* Now, to help out Master Sword*
Whirl Wind: What movie do Ты want to see?
Master Sword: I heard High Noon is good.
Whirl Wind: I don't like anything filmed in black, and white. How about Stalag 17? That's a new movie.
Master Sword: Sure.
Bartholomew: *Arrives* Don't worry Master Sword, I will help Ты ask Whirl Wind out now.
Master Sword: Ah, don't worry about it Bart. I got it, but thanks for trying to help anyway.
Bartholomew: Oh. *Blushes* Carry on.
Later that night, I got to see a great movie with Whirl Wind, who soon became my special somepony.
I guess after Чтение the ending, Ты could say there's a lesson to learn from this. It's a good thing to help out your friends, but sometimes, if necessary, Ты should only help them if they ask for Ты to help.
The End
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Sean: еще Sinatra? This song is actually my favorite.
Liam: Thank Ты for watching our Показать everyone. Because of St. Patrick's Day, we will take Далее Saturday off. We'll be back on the 24th.
Hello everyone, and welcome to день one of the Остаться в живых December. All throughout December, I will spend four days talking about video games that are lost, whether they were never released, disappeared, или were rumored but never proven if not by a person who worked on it. Now, Ты may be thinking to yourself, Nik, what the hell does this have to do with Christmas… Nothing… So, with that out of the way, let us begin день one of the Остаться в живых December lists.
#20: The Adventures of Dewey the Dolphin
Let me ask you, do any of Ты care about Ecco the Dolphin? Yeah, didn’t think so. Now, let me ask...
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#20: The Adventures of Dewey the Dolphin
Let me ask you, do any of Ты care about Ecco the Dolphin? Yeah, didn’t think so. Now, let me ask...
Art by Deathding
Whenever people talk about horror games, they always talk about ones like Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Five Nights at Freddy’s, Dead Space, Outlast, Five Nights at Freddy’s, Fatal Frame, Condemned, Five Nights at Freddy’s………. Five Nights at Freddy’s. And while all…. Most of them are good, there’s always the obscure horror games that don’t get much recognition, even though they should. One horror game that needs еще attention is one that I found quite some enjoyment out of, and that game is the cult classic The Suffering
The Suffering is a game made by the company Midway,...
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The Suffering is a game made by the company Midway,...
Well, after a few days of being off track, we're finally back on schedule. And what a good movie to start the normal schedule off with than with not really a horror film, but еще of a comedy. When I was a kid, I always loved Willy Wonka and the Шоколад Factory, and the performance of one Gene Wilder. I heard that he was also the lead role of another entertaining film by the parody director, Mel Brooks. The 1974 comedy classic, Young Frankenstein. Another film that came with a neat Dia de los Muertos design. So let's see what makes this film a classic
Young Frankenstein does not follow...
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Young Frankenstein does not follow...
Art by SeantheHedgehog
Del Toro is one of the best horror movie directors out there. He’s definitely one of my favorites, and he has made so much great horror movies… Shame his games are never going to be released. But, let’s talk about one of his lesser loved movies. Back in 1997, Del Toro was asked to make this one movie about bugs, and he decided “Why the hell not”, and so he made Mimic, a movie that barely anyone loved…. So naturally, I’m in the opposite category.
The movie takes place in a city where cockroaches are spreading the Strickler’s Disease, in other words, this movie’s Ebola....
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The movie takes place in a city where cockroaches are spreading the Strickler’s Disease, in other words, this movie’s Ebola....
Art by Deathding
Another George A. Romero movie, and each time, they seem to get worse and worse… for the characters in it, of course. The Фильмы don’t ever seem to get terrible (Unless it’s Diary или Survival of the Dead. Those two sucked). As a Фан of Romero’s Dead franchise, I can’t ever get enough of those movies. And the movie that we will be talking about today is definitely no exception. It was the last in the chronological order of the Dead series, but was also the first mixed opinion Dead movie, and that movie is Land of the Dead.
Land of the Dead is the fourth Dead movie with the highest...
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Land of the Dead is the fourth Dead movie with the highest...
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I am happy to announce that this is my very first вверх ten Список on this club.
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Video games have been around for over 30 years. We've seen many games such as Pong, Pac-Man, Sonic, Mario Brothers, звезда Fox, and thousands of others. Since the start of the new millennium, video games have come a long way, featuring voice acting, better graphics, and online gameplay. In this list, we're counting down the вверх ten video games produced in the 21st century.
Number 10: Mario Party 10
This game is very fun to play. One of my Избранное things about Mario Party 10 is the Bowser Party...
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I am happy to announce that this is my very first вверх ten Список on this club.
Song: link
Video games have been around for over 30 years. We've seen many games such as Pong, Pac-Man, Sonic, Mario Brothers, звезда Fox, and thousands of others. Since the start of the new millennium, video games have come a long way, featuring voice acting, better graphics, and online gameplay. In this list, we're counting down the вверх ten video games produced in the 21st century.
Number 10: Mario Party 10
This game is very fun to play. One of my Избранное things about Mario Party 10 is the Bowser Party...
Alright, I'm tired, I'm hungry, and I have classes in the morning, so sorry if I sound a little off in this article. But I wanted to get all my thoughts out before I forget them. Anyway, It 2017 is a reboot of the original mini-series, and I can safely say, as a reboot, it's really good.
So, before I talk about this movie, I feel as though I should mention the original miniseries from the 90s. Honestly, I felt as though it wasn't scary. еще silly, if anything. Pennywise was just yucking it up throughout the whole film in a gloriously hilarious performance by Tim Curry, some of the scares...
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So, before I talk about this movie, I feel as though I should mention the original miniseries from the 90s. Honestly, I felt as though it wasn't scary. еще silly, if anything. Pennywise was just yucking it up throughout the whole film in a gloriously hilarious performance by Tim Curry, some of the scares...
