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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Doctor Eggman's base in Mobius.

Eggman: *Returns to his base in his Teleporting Time Machine*
Robot 35: Welcome back Doctor Eggman. Did Ты succeed in getting us mechanics from Germany?
Eggman: Not exactly. *Walks out of the Teleporting time machine* I found soldiers.
Nazis: *Walk out of the Teleporting time machine with supplies*
Robot 35: How did Ты get these guys?
Eggman: I accidentally time traveled into 1939, and I am glad I made that accident. These guys are ruthless. Now, we must find Sonic's cousin!

At Sonic's house

Sonic: *Inside his house watching Sean pack his things in his car*

Tails: *Helping Sean pack his things* I'm going to miss you.
Sean: I'm going to miss Ты too. *Checks his list* Okay, that's everything.
Tails: *Closes the trunk*
Sean: Take good care of Sonic for me, okay? Make sure Amy doesn't kill him with her hammer.
Tails: *Laughing*
Sonic: *Opens a window* Where are Ты gonna go to hide from Eggman?
Sean: I don't know. I'll tell Ты once I find out. *Gets into his car, and drives away.*

My name is Sean The Hedgehog. I was born on December 23, 1996 in Mobius. It's a very nice place, but it often gets attacked by a guy named Eggman. I'm hiding from him, because he wants to turn me into a robot, because of my strength. If he did that, he would win the war against my cousin. The war started, because Eggman wanted to kill every single animal, and replace them with robots.

Sean: *Stops his car, thinking about where to go. He is holding a chaos emerald* I was never good with this, but here we go. Chaos control. *Teleports out of Mobius.*

I ended up in a place called Equestria. I had no idea where it was, или who the people were. When I got there, I realized everyone that lived there was a talking pony.

Sean: *Turns off his car, and gets out* A town full of talking horses, and they're all in different colors.
Pinkie Pie: *Cheerfully bouncing to Sean* Guten tag, ich bin Pinkie Pie!
Sean: Can Ты speak English please?
Pinkie Pie: Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie.
Sean: Where am I?
Pinkie Pie: Ты are in Ponyville. *Sees Sean's car* I like your car.
Sean: Wanna drive it?
Pinkie Pie: *Eyes glowing as she smiles*

Song: link

Pinkie Pie: *Starts the car, and revs the engine*
Sean: *Sitting Далее to Pinkie Pie* Alright, now what Ты wanna do is-
Pinkie Pie: I've driven a car before silly. *Floors it*
Sean: *Sees smoke coming from the back tires* You're burning rubber.
Pinkie Pie: *Drifts to the left at an intersection*
Sean: Do Ты drive like this all of the time?
Pinkie Pie: Nah, only when I drive cool cars like this. I make lots of money for it at car shows.

This розовый пони surprised me with her driving skills. She could drift, burn rubber, and also do this...

Pinkie Pie: *Spins the car at 180 degrees, and goes backwards*
Sean: *Impressed*
Pinkie Pie: Watch this. *Drives onto a field of grass, spins the car at 180 degrees again, and drives вперед toward two trees*
Sean: Don't crash this.
Pinkie Pie: *Drifting a figure 8 around the two trees. Not a single scratch gets put on the car*

Stop the song

Pinkie Pie: *Stops at Sugarcube corner* I can tell you're new here. We never had hedgehogs in this town before.
Sean: Well Ты сказал(-а) this town was called Ponyville, so I'm not surprised.
Pinkie Pie: I'll be right back. *Walks into Sugarcube Corner*
Sean: I wonder what she's getting. *Gets out of his car, and stands Далее to it*
Pinkie Pie: *Has a wagon, and hits a red buttton on it*

Song: link

Sean: *Watching Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: *Starts to dance, and sing* Welcome welcome welcome, a fine welcome to you. Welcome welcome welcome, I say how do Ты do? Welcome welcome welcome, I say hip hip hooray. Welcome welcome welcome, to Ponyville today. Wait for it.
Sean: *Sees a blast of confetti* Whoa. *Smiles* That was awesome.
Pinkie Pie: Yay!! *Hugs Sean* I'm so glad I made a new friend today. What do Ты say we have a party?
Sean: That sounds good, and all, but I'm kinda tired. Can the party wait until tomorrow?
Pinkie Pie: *Sad* Are Ты sure?
Sean: Yeah, I'm sure. Plus, I'd like to know еще people around here. I'll be back here tomorrow. *Gets in his car* I promise. *Drives away*

I really was tired. I'd find a vacant part of town, sleep in my car, and when that was over, I'd go around to meet еще of the residents in Ponyville.

On Mobius.

Eggman: Were Ты watching Sean when he left Sonic's house?
Nazi 36: Yeah, but he disappeared.
Eggman: Was he using chaos control?
Nazi 36: We have no idea.
Eggman: Did Ты see him with a chaos emerald?
Nazi 52: We couldn't see inside the car.
Nazi 36: It's possible he used chaos control.
Eggman: Let's start searching for him in different worlds then.

When I woke up, I saw someone standing in front of my car, staring at me with a smile.

Sean: *Gets out of his car* Who the hell are you?
радуга Dash: I'm радуга Dash, and my friend Pinkie Pie told me all about you.
Sean: Is that so?
радуга Dash: Yeah. So, where did Ты come from?
Sean: Mobius.
радуга Dash: I'm not sure if I heard of that place.
Sean: It's a different world.
радуга Dash: Ты mean Ты came here from a different planet?
Sean: Yes.
радуга Dash: *Laughs* I don't believe you.
Sean: How about Ты come into my car, and I'll prove to Ты that I'm not lying?
радуга Dash: Okay.

We both got into my car, and I grabbed the chaos emerald.

Sean: Chaos control. *Teleports himself, and радуга Dash into Tatooine. A pod race is taking place* звезда Wars?
радуга Dash: Whoa.
Sean: And here's a place I often like to visit. Chaos control. *Teleports himself, and радуга Dash into Earth* The human world, also known as Earth.
радуга Dash: *Sees a lot of humans walking around* This is kinda creepy.
Sean: Alright, then I'll take Ты back to your world. Chaos control. *Teleports himself, and радуга Dash back into Equestria* So what did Ты think about that?
радуга Dash: That was awesome!
Sean: Yes it was. So Ты сказал(-а) Ты were радуга Dash, right?
радуга Dash: The one, and only.
Sean: Well, it's nice to meet you. My name is Sean. Now if Ты don't mind, get out of my car.
радуга Dash: *Gets out of the car*
Sean: *Drives away*

I started feeling hungry. I wanted to find a place to eat some food.

Sean: *Stops at Fluttershy's cottage* Maybe the пони that lives here knows a good spot to eat. *Walks to the cottage, and knocks on the door*
Fluttershy: *Opens the door. She's nervous, so she whispers* Uh, can I help you?
Sean: What did Ты say?
Fluttershy: *Still whispering* What?
Sean: What?

Well, this was stupid. We stood there for half a минута saying what to each other.

Sean: Never mind, I'm outta here. *Walks to his car, and drives away* I'll find a spot on my own.

I drove to Sweet яблоко Acres. Up ahead, three fillies were running by the dirt road.

Applebloom: *Running* Y'all can't catch me.
Sweetie Belle: *Sees Sean's car* Whoa, that's cool.
Scootaloo: I think I know how we'll get our cutie mark today girls.

They stood in front of me blocking my path.

Sean: *Stops his car* What are Ты doing? *Gets out of his car* Will Ты get out of the way please?
Applebloom: How did Ты get that car?
Scootaloo: Did Ты make it yourself?
Sean: I didn't. I got it for free as a reward for stopping a bad guy from destroying a city.
Sweetie Belle: Who was the bad guy Ты were fighting?
Sean: Doctor Eggman. I doubt Ты three heard of him. He's from a different world.
Scootaloo: You're right. I never heard of him.

Just then, Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon appeared, and they were going to do what they usually do around the CMC.

Diamond Tiara: Well well well, looks like the blank flanks are still blank after all.
Silver Spoon: *Looks at Sean* And who is this guy?
Sean: Look, Ты two seem intelligent. Do Ты know what it means to go away?
Diamond Tiara: Not until we make fun of these three for not having their cutie mark.
Sean: Cutie mark? What the hell is that? That sounds like the dumbest thing ever. I feel sorry that Ты have one.

No one has ever сказал(-а) that to Diamond Tiara. She was shocked by this, and walked away with Silver Spoon.

Sean: Do they always bully Ты three like that?
Sweetie Belle: Not always, but whenever they see us they do.
Sean: I'm sure that is what always means.
Applebloom: Girls, I'm actually hungry. What do Ты say we grab some lunch?
Sean: I'm hungry too. Where's a good spot to eat in this town?
Applebloom: Sweet яблоко Acres. Follow us. *Runs to Sweet яблоко Acres with her friends*
Sean: *Follows in his car*

Later at Sweet яблоко Acres.

Applejack: *Making яблоко Pies*
Big Macintosh: *Making яблоко Cider*
Applejack: After we finish all of this, we'll get back to work.
Big Macintosh: Eeyup.
Applebloom: *Arrives with Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo* Applejack, guess what?!
Applejack: Whoa, Ты look very excited. What happened?
Sweetie Belle: Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon bullied us again.
Scootaloo: But this hedgehog with a sweet car made them stop.
Applejack: What are Ты talking about?
Sean: *Walks toward Applejack* Hi. I'm the hedgehog your daughter is talking about.
Applejack: Daughter? *Looks at Applebloom* Oh, Ты must mean Applebloom. She's my little sister.
Sean: No offense, but she looks too young to be your sister.
Applejack: *Laughs* None taken partner. What can I do for you?
Sean: Your sister says I can get a decent lunch here.
Applebloom: What do Ты say AJ? Make him something that'll knock his socks off.
Applejack: Well, I just did finish making яблоко pies.
Big Macintosh: And I made яблоко cider.
Sean: That sounds good enough to me.

I sat down with Applebloom, her family, and friends. Together, we had яблоко pie, and яблоко cider. It was the best lunch I ever had. When I finished, I сказал(-а) that to Applejack.

Applejack: I appreciate it.
Sean: *Stands up* That was great, and all, but I gotta go. There are some other ponies I would like to meet.
Applejack: Have Ты met Rarity yet?
Sean: No, what is she like?
Applejack: A neat freak sex addict.
Sean: Two bad things combined in one. I'll be careful. Thank you. *Leaves*
Applebloom: Applejack, what's a sex addict?
Applejack: *Sighs* Why did I say that outloud?

Doctor Eggman had a meeting with some of his soldiers.

Eggman: We will have three groups. Shadow, your group will Поиск Earth.
Shadow: Yes doctor.
Eggman: Blaze, take your group around Mobius. It's possible Sean is still here.
Blaze: Yes doctor.
Eggman: I found a place called Equestria. My group will Поиск there. Get your things ready, and prepare to teleport in half an hour.
Shadow: Will do doctor.
Blaze: Yes doctor.
Nazis: *Saluting Eggman* Heil Eggman! Wait. Isn't it Heil Hitler?
Eggman: He's not your leader anymore! I am! Heil Eggman!!
Nazis: Heil Eggman!!

Back in Equestria

Twilight Sparkle: *Looking at the stars with her telescope* This isn't easy to do in broad daylight. I never should have tried to race радуга Dash. My wings hurt, and I'm going to miss the deadline for Celestia's assignment.
Diamond Tiara: *Barges into Twilight Sparkle's замок with Silver Spoon* Twilight!
Twilight Sparkle: Ugh, what is it?!
Silver Spoon: We need your help!!

I was driving my car around Equestria when this happened.

Sean: *Sees the fuel meter is low* I better stop to refuel. *Stops his car on the side of the road. He doesn't realize that he stopped in front of Rarity's boutique*
Rarity: *Watching Sean*
Sean: *Opens the хобот, ствол of his car, and grabs a jerry can. He opens the gas tank on his car, and refuels his car*
Rarity: *Walks towards Sean. She doesn't stop until she's right Далее to him* Excuse me.
Sean: Yes?
Rarity: Who are you?
Sean: That depends. Who are you?
Rarity: I'm Rarity.
Sean: *Eyes widen as he finishes refueling his car*

Applejack's words starting echoing through my head.

Applejack: Have Ты met Rarity yet?
Sean: No, what is she like?
Applejack: A neat freak sex addict.
Sean: Two bad things combined in one. I'll be careful.

I snap back into reality, and stare at the white unicorn.

Sean: Do Ты know Applejack?
Rarity: Yes.
Sean: She says you're a sex addict. Is that true?
Rarity: Oh yes. I'm not afraid to admit it.
Sean: (Shit.)
Rarity: As a matter of fact, I want to have sex with Ты right now.
Sean: We just met for crying out loud!!
Twilight Sparkle: *Teleports to Sean's left side with Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon*
Diamond Tiara: That's him!!
Sean: *Stares at Twilight* May I help you?
Twilight Sparkle: Is it true that Ты threatened to kill these two?
Sean: What the hell are Ты talking about? They were making fun of Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo, and I simply told them to stop.
Silver Spoon: He's lying!!
Sean: You're lying!
Twilight Sparkle: I'm afraid I'll have to arrest you.
Sean: Arrest this! *Punches Twilight in the face, and gets into his car. He drives away at high speed*
Twilight Sparkle: Rarity, watch the two filllies while I chase that monster. *Flies after Sean*
Rarity: *Stares at Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon* So, would Ты like to go into my boutique, and "see something grand?"

During the chase between me, and Twilight Sparkle

Sean: Why can't that purple asshole just listen to me?
Twilight Sparkle: *Shoots two lasers, hitting the roof of Sean's car*
Sean: *Lowers his window, and turns left. He uses his .44 винная бутыль, magnum, магнум to shoot at Twilight twice*
Twilight Sparkle: *Gets hit in the wing, and falls down*
Sean: *Turns around, and drives towards Twilight. He gets out of the car, and looks at her* Now I didn't want to do that, but Ты gave me no choice. If Ты don't believe my side of the story, ask Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo.
Twilight Sparkle: *Angry* Ты mean those two lied to me?!
Sean: I'm afraid so.
Twilight Sparkle: When I get my hooves on them... I'm really sorry.
Sean: Don't blame yourself for not believing me. It's a common mistake hundreds of people have made. *Looks at his watch* Actually, I think it's time I go have that party Pinkie Pie wanted to throw for me. She's celebrating our new friendship.
Twilight Sparkle: *Heals her injuries with her magic* Oh, Ты met Pinkie Pie already?
Sean: Yes. She was the first one that I met. Then there was радуга Dash, then Fluttershy, then Applejack, her brother, her sister, and her sister's two friends, and I also unfortunately met Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon. You, and Rarity are the first two Единороги I have met.
Twilight Sparkle: Actually, I'm an alicorn.
Sean: What's that?
Twilight Sparkle: A unicorn with wings.
Sean: I see. Tell me, why do Ты have wings, and a horn?
Twilight Sparkle: I'm a princess.
Sean: Then in that case, I'm pleased to meet you. I better go tell Pinkie Pie to start the party. Can Ты get as many ponies as Ты can to come?
Twilight Sparkle: Ты can count on me. *Flies away*
Sean: *Gets in his car* Well, I'm glad nothing bad happened. *Drives away*

Sugarcube Corner was empty by the time I got there.

Sean: *Looks around* Hello? Anyone?
Pinkie Pie: *Pops out of nowhere with confetti* Surprise!!
Ponies: *Running down the stairs*
Sean: How did Ты get everyone here so quickly?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I broke the 4th wall.
Sean: *Looks at the reader* I can see that. I hope you're enjoying the story, because I sure am.

After breaking the 4th wall, we started to party.

Sean: *Grabbing a plate of chips, and sees радуга Dash* Hey, it's you.
радуга Dash: *Looks at Sean* Wha-, oh hey. I remember you.
Sean: How could Ты not remember me? We teleported to different places together.

Staring at радуга Dash, I thought she was beautiful.

Sean: Ты look very beautiful.
радуга Dash: *Blushes* I never thought of myself as that. I always thought of myself looking awesome.
Sean: Well, Ты look awesome too.
радуга Dash: Thanks.

Now time for the big question. I know we just met, but I wanted her to be mine. So I said..

Sean: Would Ты like to go on a date?
радуга Dash: Ты mean Ты want me to be your special somepony?
Sean: Yeah, whatever it's called. I want Ты to be my girlfriend.
радуга Dash: Okay.

Score!

радуга Dash: So, what do we do on dates?
Sean: Lots of things. I'll Показать Ты when the party ends.

Two hours later, in Appleloosa.

Eggman: *With 35 Nazis. They are in two trucks, and two airplanes* We searched everywhere, and no sign of that grey hedgehog!
Nazi 3: Sir, there is a place we haven't looked at yet.
Eggman: Where?
Nazi 3: Ponyville.
Eggman: Let's look for it then!! Pilots, Поиск Cloudsdale! We haven't looked there either!
Pilots: Jawohl Doctor! *Flying their airplanes to Cloudsdale*
Eggman: Sean the hedgehog won't stand a chance against me, and my army! We will defeat him!! *Laughing*

After the party, everyone except Twilight, and Pinkie Pie left.

Twilight Sparkle: Ты know Pinkie Pie, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
Pinkie Pie: Yes?
Twilight Sparkle: Since I've been a princess for two years now.. *Charges her magic*
Pinkie Pie: *Excited* Yes?!
Twilight Sparkle: I want your money!! *Uses her magic to throw Pinkie Pie into a wall. She runs away stealing all of the money from the cash register.*
Pinkie Pie: *Sad* Twilight?

Later in радуга Dash's cloudhouse.

Sean: Why don't Ты just put a ladder here for people that don't fly? Ты didn't really have to carry me.
радуга Dash: Good idea, I'll try that. So what do Ты want to do?
Sean: You'll see, get on the bed. *Walks to a radio*
радуга Dash: *Laying down on the bed*
Sean: *Puts in a CD that plays classic Rock & Roll music*

Song: link

Sean: *Lays with радуга Dash, and puts a blanket over them*
радуга Dash: Wait, what-
Sean: *Kisses радуга Dash* Just trust me. You'll Любовь this. *Gets on вверх of радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: *Moaning* This hurts.
Sean: Give it some time. Have Ты ever done this before?
радуга Dash: No.
Sean: Well that explains it.

Stop the song, and play this one: link

Eggman: *Pushes a пони into a building* Where is Sean The Hedgehog?!
Pony: What the hell are Ты talking about?!
Nazis: *Shoot the пони with MP40's, and kills him*

Meanwhile at Sweet яблоко Acres

Applejack: *Harvesting crops*
Nazi: *Knocks out Applejack*

Fluttershy's cottage

Fluttershy: *Putting chicken Еда on the ground for her chickens*
Nazis: *Arrive, and arrest Fluttershy* Ты are under arrest until we find Sean The Hedgehog!
Fluttershy: *Remembers Sean from the party, and gets worried*

Stop the song.

Eggman: *Standing by Sugarcube Corner*
Nazis: Mein feuhrer, we have not found Sean anywhere.
Eggman: Keep looking! Get еще airplanes!!
Pinkie Pie: *Inside Sugarcube Corner, talking to Celestia* She just robbed me, saying she needed it more, because she's a princess.
Celestia: I see. Anything else Ты want to talk to me about?
Pinkie Pie: *Spots Eggman with Nazis, and ducks behind the counter* Humans with guns. Send Royal Guards here quickly.

Later, the sun was setting, and two Nazis in airplanes were half a mile away from радуга Dash's cloudhouse.

Song: link

Sean: *Laying in постель, кровати with радуга Dash* This is too hot. *Takes off the blanket*
радуга Dash: But the people watching this-
Sean: Sh, no one can see us from up here.
радуга Dash: Okay.
Nazi Pilots: *Flying toward радуга Dash's cloudhouse*
Sean: Can Ты go all the way?
радуга Dash: I think I can.
Nazi Pilots: *Flying toward радуга Dash's cloudhouse*
Sean: *Hears the airplanes* Wait a minute. *Gets off the bed, and turns off the music*
радуга Dash: What's going on?
Sean: Get off of there! *Pulls радуга Dash off the bed*
радуга Dash: But I don't understand!
Nazi Pilot: *See Sean in the cloudhouse* Shoot that window. *Shoots at the cloudhouse*
Nazi Pilot 2: *Shoots at the cloudhouse*
Sean: *Seeing the bullets go through the walls, and ceiling in the house* Let's go, get out of here!!
Nazi Pilots: *Pass the cloudhouse, and turn around to make another attack*
радуга Dash: *Leaves the cloudhouse with Sean*
Sean: In the car! *Gets into his car with радуга Dash, and drives away*
радуга Dash: Tank!!
Sean: Where?
радуга Dash: My pet tortoise!! Aw dammit, I hope he's okay!
Nazi Pilots: *Flying toward Sean's car*
Tank: *Flying toward радуга Dash*
Sean: I see him!
радуга Dash: *Looks at Tank, and waves at him* Come on Tank! Over here!
Sean: These pilots are annoying! *Stops the car, and grabs his M249 machine gun. He shoots both pilots in their planes, and watches them fly past, crashing into the ground*
радуга Dash: *Opens the door*
Tank: *Gets in the car*
радуга Dash: Good job Tank! *Hugs him* I'm so glad you're okay.
Sean: *Drives* Any holes in him?
радуга Dash: None. He's fine. Thankfully, Ты killed those pilots before they could shoot him.
Sean: Where do we go from here?
радуга Dash: Twilight's castle.

At Twilight's castle, the purple alicorn was in a room with Luna, and three royal guards.

Celestia: Why'd Ты do it?
Twilight Sparkle: I told you, I'm a princess. I need the money еще then Pinkie does.
Celestia: It's not yours! I thought I made a good decision letting Ты be a princess, but I can see that I made a mistake. It's time for your punishment. *Charges her magic, and blasts Twilight with it*

The magic didn't do anything to Twilight's body. She was still the same.

Luna: What did Ты do to her?
Twilight Sparkle: *Talks in the voice of Ice Cube* Yeah man- oh shit. Ты changed my voice man!
Celestia: Далее time, I'll take your wings away.
Royal Guard: Princess, радуга Dash is arriving with a grey hedgehog.
Celestia: Who could she be with?
Twilight Sparkle: Man I know that hedgehog. He's Sean. Met him at Rarity's boutique.
Celestia: Can we trust him?
Royal Guard: She seems okay. They must be friends.

еще then Друзья actually.

Sean: *Stops the car in front of Twilight's castle*
Royal Guards: *Standing at the front entrance* Who are you?
радуга Dash: It's okay, he's with me. Is Twilight here?
Royal Guard: вверх floor. She's with Celestia, and Luna.
радуга Dash: Oh good. *Walks into the castle*
Sean: *Follows радуга Dash*
Royal Guard 98: *Running with bullets in his armor*
Royal Guard: What happened to you?
Royal Guard 98: Those humans Pinkie Pie mentioned. They kidnapped several ponies including Applejack, and Fluttershy. I saw them, and they nearly killed me.
Royal Guard: Is Pinkie Pie alright?
Royal Guard 98: She's безопасно, сейф in Sugarcube Corner.
Royal Guard: Inform the princess right away.
Royal Guard 98: *Runs into the castle*

On the вверх floor of the castle.

Twilight: *Sees Sean arrive with радуга Dash* Dash, nice of Ты to stop by with Sean man. Ты two can tell Princess Celestia to give me back my normal voice!
Sean: What happened?
Twilight: I took money from Pinkie Pie man, and she's punishing me for it.
радуга Dash: Ты mean Ты украл, палантин it?
Twilight: Man I didn't steal nothing!
Celestia: Then how do Ты explain the two grand on your dresser, that's also missing from Sugarcube Corner?
Twilight: Just a coincidence man.
Luna: We even got a video of Ты stealing the money.
Royal Guard 98: *Arrives* Excuse me princesses. I don't mean to interrupt, but the humans Pinkie warned us about have attacked our town, and taken several ponies hostage.
Celestia: Where's Pinkie?
Royal Guard 98: Hiding in Sugarcube Corner, but the humans have Applejack, and Fluttershy, along with other ponies.
радуга Dash: Oh no.
Sean: Eggman! Let's go!
Celestia: Who's that?
Sean: I'll explain on the way. *Points to the 98th Royal Guard* You, tell me where Ты found them!
Royal Guard 98: They've taken over Sweet яблоко Acres, and some of their soldiers have also taken control of some houses nearby.
Sean: Let's go everyone, we have no time to waste!

Everyone left Twilight's castle, on their way to Sugarcube Corner, to save the ponies taken hostage.

At Sweet яблоко Acres, Eggman is waiting inside the barn.

Shadow: *Arrives in the Teleporting Time Machine. He has arrived with Blaze, and ten еще Nazis*
Eggman: Good. This should be enough for our reinforcements. Now, we need еще vehicles. Get us some trucks, and tanks.
Shadow: Very well Doctor. *Uses Chaos Control to head back to Mobius*
Eggman: Once he returns with the vehicles, we will attack this worthless world.

It was inside the house Далее to the barn, where Applejack, Fluttershy, and other ponies were being held against their will.

Applejack: How many of us did Ты kidnap?
Nazi: Seven. Can't Ты count? They're all right Далее to you!
Applejack: *Looks to her right, and sees Fluttershy, Roseluck, Daisy, Lily, Vinyl Scratch, and Colgate*
Nazi: And tell you're white unicorn to stop being silent!
Fluttershy: But she's deaf.
Nazi: How do Ты know?!
Fluttershy: I've been hanging out with her for a long time, and she never says anything.
Applejack: Because she can't hear.
Nazi: I don't believe you. If she really can't say anything... *Walks toward Vinyl Scratch, pulling out a pistol in the process* She won't scream when I shoot her. *Shoots Vinyl Scratch in her leg*
Vinyl Scratch: *Holds her wound, but doesn't say anything*
Fluttershy: *Gasps* Ты monster!
Colgate: (Wait a minute. I'm a unicorn. I can use my magic to get rid of this guy.) *Charging her magic*
Nazi: *Shoots Colgate's horn off* Nice try. There will be no escape.

Back at the barn, Shadow returned just outside of the front entrance, with five trucks, and seven tanks.

Eggman: Good work Shadow. Now I have another job for you. Some of our soldiers have started building a blimp while Ты were away. Help them finish.
Shadow: Yes doctor. *Goes to the back of the barn*
Sean: *With радуга Dash, Twilight, Celestia, and three royal guards hiding behind trees* They got trucks, and tanks. We need to be careful.
Twilight: Man, how we gonna stop them?
Sean: Everyone, except for me, and радуга Dash can use magic. The two of us will use guns. *Gives радуга Dash a Smith & Wesson 500* Don't underestimate it's power.
радуга Dash: *Nods*
Shadow: *Gathering materials as quick as a flash, and builds the Blimp so fast that it only takes 2 минуты to get the job done* Finished.
Nazis: *Clapping* Well done.

They heard gunshots.

Nazis: Scheiße. *Run into the barn*
Shadow: *Following them*
Eggman: It's Sean The Hedgehog! He's got some of those ponies helping him!!!
Nazis: Let's go!! *Running to collect their weapons*
Sean: *Shooting Nazis with his machine gun*
Nazis: *On the секунда floor of the barn, returning fire*
Sean: *Lays down to avoid being shot, and shoots them*
Nazis: *Fall on the ground*
Eggman: STOP THEM!!!!!!!
радуга Dash: *Shoots Eggman in the foot*
Eggman: Ah! *Falls down, and crawls to cover*
Blaze: Let's go!! *Holding two pistols, and kills three royal guards with them*
Eggman: Blaze, Shadow, bring three soldiers with you, and retreat in the blimp. *Gets into the Teleporting Time Machine, and returns to Mobius*
Blaze: How do we get back?
Shadow: With this. *Holding a chaos emerald* Let's get out of here. *Runs away with his army*
Celestia: They're running away.
радуга Dash: Let's get them!
Sean: Dash, you're going with me. The rest of Ты go save those prisoners. *Runs with радуга Dash*
Applejack: *Sad. She is worried she will be shot like Colgate, and Vinyl Scratch*
Celestia: *Breaks down the door, and kills the Nazi with her magic*
Twilight: Yo, everyone okay?!
Applejack: Twilight? Why are Ты talking like an African Equestrian?
Twilight: *Sighs* Looong story.

Shadow, and Blaze took off in the blimp.

Sean: *Stops running with радуга Dash, looking at the blimp take off, then he sees ropes attached to the blimp* Fly up there, I'm using the rope to make my appearance. *Runs toward the rope, jumps up, and starts climbing*
радуга Dash: *Flies to the blimp*
Nazi 34: Sir, we have company.
Shadow: *Looks out the window*
Blaze: *Flying the blimp*
Shadow: *Sees Sean climbing the rope, and радуга Dash flying towards them* This is not good. Ты three take care of the blue horse. I'll talk to Blaze, and see what she can do on taking down Sean. *Walks to Blaze*
Nazis: *Aiming at радуга Dash, and shooting at her*
радуга Dash: *Avoids getting shot, and kicks the door open*
Nazis: She's inside!
радуга Dash: *Kicks a Nazi, takes his gun, and shoots the other two*
Shadow: Sean's almost here. Head towards that bridge.

Song: link

Now the bridge Shadow wanted Blaze to fly at looked exactly like the Brooklyn Bridge, but instead of going over a river, it was going over twenty train tracks.

Blaze: This will hurt him еще then me. *Laughs*
Shadow: You're too low, go up.
Blaze: *Flies up*
радуга Dash: *Tries to open the door to the cockpit, but it's locked*
Shadow: Must be one of our guys. *Goes to open the door, and unlocks it*
радуга Dash: *Kicks the door open, and wrestles Shadow*
Shadow: Hey! *Moves towards Blaze, and makes her land the вверх of the bridge*

Pause the song.

Sean: *Loses his grip on the rope, and lands on an arch going to the вверх of the bridge. A train goes under the bridge as he starts walking to the top*
Shadow: *Pushes радуга Dash into a window so hard that it breaks her wings*
радуга Dash: *Punches Shadow, and knocks him out*
Blaze: *Sees Sean climbing towards her, and looks at радуга Dash*

Continue the song.

Sean: *Almost at the top*
радуга Dash: *Gets outside of the blimp*
Blaze: *Runs out with an ax*
Sean: Dash, behind you!
Blaze: *Swings the ax at радуга Dash but misses*
радуга Dash: Ah! *Loses her footing, and falls down*
Sean: *Grabs радуга Dash's front legs* Stand on something!!
радуга Dash: *Puts her back hooves on part of the bridge so she can stand* Look out!!
Blaze: *About to свинг, качели her ax*
Sean: *Moves back*
Blaze: *Hits the bridge between her, and Sean*
Sean: *Punches Blaze*
Blaze: *Grabs Sean, and pushes him towards a cable*
Sean: Whoa! *Almost falls, but grabs the cable*
радуга Dash: *Watching the fight*
Blaze: *Chokes Sean with the ax*
Sean: *Tries to push Blaze off of him*
Blaze: *Laughing*
Sean: *Punches Blaze*
Blaze: AH! *Moves back*
Sean: *Gets back on his feet, and kicks Blaze*
Blaze: *Falls down, but gets back up, and tries to push радуга Dash off the bridge*
радуга Dash: Ah!
Sean: *Moves Blaze away from радуга Dash*

Meanwhile inside the blimp.

Shadow: *Opening his eyes*
Sean & Blaze: *Grabbing, and kicking each other. Three trains pass under the bridge*
Shadow: *Slowly standing up*
Blaze: *Swinging her ax, and it hits Sean in his chest*
Sean: Ah!! *Kicks Blaze, and falls down*

We both grabbed onto a cable, but we were on opposite sides of the arch.

Blaze: *Hits Sean's cable with the ax once, then four еще times*
Sean: *Grabs the ax, and takes it out of Blaze's hands*
Blaze: *Holding onto the arch, and nine trains slowly pass under the bridge*
Shadow: *Walks out of the blimp, and sees Blaze*
Blaze: *Close to falling off the bridge*
Shadow: Blaze!!!! Blaze!!!!
Blaze: *Laughs at the mention of her name*

Skip the song to 2:21

Blaze: *Falls off the bridge*
Shadow: Uh oh.
Blaze: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Lands between two trains*

Pause the song

Master Sword: *Walks to Blaze* Hey!! Ты don't work on the Railroad. What are Ты doing here?!
Blaze: Dying. What are Ты doing here?!
Master Sword: A very brief cameo.
Blaze: I wish that's what I was doing. *Dies*

Continue the song

Sean: *Pulls радуга Dash Далее to him*
Shadow: *Grabs a Desert Eagle*
Sean: Dash, get under the arch. *Stands on part of the bridge under the arch with радуга Dash*
Shadow: *Fires seven bullets, and runs out of ammo*
Sean: *Gets back onto the arch with радуга Dash*
Shadow: *Walks into the blimp*
радуга Dash: What do we do to stop him?
Sean: Still have that gun I gave you?
радуга Dash: Yeah.
Shadow: *Walks to the end of the blimp, and grabs seven sticks of dynamite tied together with rope*
Sean: *Takes the gun*
Shadow: *Walks out of the blimp while lighting up the dynamite*
Sean: There he is.
радуга Dash: What do we do?!
Sean: *Shoots Shadow in the leg*
Shadow: *Falls into the blimp with the dynamite*
Sean: *Grabs his chaos emerald* Chaos control! *Teleports himself, and радуга Dash off the bridge*
Shadow: *Stomping on the fuse, trying to put it out*
Sean: *Watching Shadow from радуга Dash's cloudhouse*
радуга Dash: *Next to Sean*
Sean: Like fireworks? Then you'll Любовь this.
Shadow: *Can't put out the fuse, so he grabs the dynamite, and tries to throw it out of the blimp, but the dynamite goes off, and the blimp blows up*
радуга Dash: Oh wow!
Sean: I told Ты you'd like it.

Back at the train tracks.

Master Sword: *Sees the blimp on the train tracks* Oh no!! I'm not cleaning that up!!!!
Sean: All of Eggman's army either retreated, или ended up dead.
радуга Dash: Does this mean we win?
Sean: For the time being.
радуга Dash: Yeah!!
Sean: *Laughs, but holds his chest in pain*

The wound from Blaze's ax started to hurt.

Sean: *Goes to a couch, and lays down*
радуга Dash: Are Ты alright?
Sean: I think so. *Looks at радуга Dash's wings* You're not in really good shape yourself. Your wings are broken.
радуга Dash: I know. I'll be okay. What about you?
Sean: Get a doctor, and let's find out.
радуга Dash: *Goes to get a doctor*

Meanwhile in Mobius.

Eggman: *In his office, and is very unhappy*
Robot: Sir, did everything turn out to be okay?
Eggman: NO!!! Sean has become allies with a group of ponies in a world called Equestria!! For all I know, he's making plans with them to attack us! Even worse, Sonic is still out there!!!!
Robot: What should we do sir?
Eggman: Get еще Nazis, clone them, along with their weapons, supplies, vehicles, and resources! I will get that gray son of a bitch! I WILL!!!

The End

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville - SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright 2015
King of Red Loins: And here it is, The Great бухта, залив Isla- OH MY GOD (Sees destroyed Island)
Link: ........ Ты sure it ain't Detroit Island
King of Red Lions: What happened
Postman: Link, I for some reason saw what happened. Ты see a dark storm came and kick this islands ass.... Well, if island's had asses, I'm sure the storm would have kicked it. Anyway, Jabu Jabu was able to escape
Link: Wait, Jabu Jabu is still alive
Postman: Yep
Link: Who else is alive. Huh. Gorons? Zoras? Those weird things from Ikana Canyon. Ты know what, screw it, I wont Вопрос the goddamn world of this place
Postman. Well,...
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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. today, we'll be looking at bosses from the XBox Original exclusive Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge. Crimson Skies is a game that I really like...... Okay, I should be еще specific. Crimson skies is a game where Ты play as Nathan.... Zachary, not Nathan селезень, дрейк from Uncharted. In Crimson Skies, Ты play the whole game in a fighter plane around the год 1940. Now, its a lot еще fun then Ты think, and the bosses prove this well.
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: паук Zeppelin
The паук Zeppelin starts out as just an ordinary Zeppelin. Nothing special until...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Court Lobby
10:40 January 20
Wind Waker Guy- Uh. I'm real nervous. How am I going to get through this
Happy Yappy- Mr. Wind Waker Guy. I got here as fast as I could. I wanted to ask Ты something
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- Can I be there on the defendant stand with you
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- I don't want Ты to do this alone. Unless Ты want to, of course
Wind Waker Guy- Well, Ты did help me get some evidence. I guess it won't matter
Happy Yappy- OH THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!
Chuck- Wind Waker Guy. I'm glad to see you...uh... Wind Waker Guy. One of THEM is right behind you
Wind...
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That night, I put my plan into action. I went to the blindspot, and went through the fence. No one noticed that I left until tomorrow morning.

Meanwhile, in the tunnels.

Pablo: *digging, but feels dirt falling on him, then looks up* Oh thank god. The roof isn't going to collapse. *Continues digging*
Volk: *Gets bag of dirt full, and gives it to Sigmund*
Sigmund: *Passes bag to Airborne*
Airborne: *Passes bag to радуга Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *passes bag to Sacred Symphony*
Sacred Symphony: *Passes bag to Shredder*
Shredder: *Passes bag to Jade*
Jade: *Passes bag to Bartholomew*
Bartholomew:...
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Song: link

Kevin: That sound, doesn't sound good.
Orion: *Knocks down a door* Run for your lives everyone!!!!
Kevin: I knew it, what happened?
Orion: I don't know.
Kevin: *Sighs*
Orion: Oh, now I remember. Parker kept beating everyone at Poker, and Gordon's angry now.
Kevin: Ah. Usually with Parker, it's the other way around.
Jerry: *Stops Далее to Orion, and Kevin* Эй, Ты two. What's going on?
Kevin: You're better off not knowing. Trust me, that's how bad things are.
Orion: And it doesn't even concern you, so you're lucky.
Jerry: Well anyway, I'm here to host tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday...
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No еще Герои 2 does things… differently from the first game. Gone is the overworld to explore. Gone is the unique enemies of every level. Gone is the chance to collect trading cards. And gone is fun mini-games. But hey, at least now we have some pretty cool bosses… For the most part. While No еще Герои 2 definitely falls behind the first No еще Герои in some instances, it makes up in others, such as story, music, and even some bosses. And with the addition of fifteen bosses in the game, it makes sense that there would be some great bosses… And some stinkers too. So that is what...
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Song: link

Master Sword: *Fighting with Coffee Creme over who should be the host*
Thomas: Don't tell me they're at it again.
Percy: I'm afraid so.
Master Sword: I'm the host!!
Coffee Creme: No! I am.
Sean: We're not finished with this episode yet, so I'm still hosting.
Master Sword: *Shoots lava out of his head* RAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sean: And welcome back to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm Sean from Trainz, and I'm still your host. On The Block, and Adventures of Thomas & Друзья are up next.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience:...
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(A large crowd fills the stadium as the audience watches the massive wrestling ring in the center, with news helicopters flying over to get a view of the show. In the ring sets a man in a cowboy hat, with chaps revealing his thong, no shirt, and a bandana covering his mouth. At his sides are two holsters with two golden revolvers on the side. The man watches as a massive man with a red mohawk and leather jeans steps into the ring, wielding a улица, уличный sign with concrete on the bottom of it. As the match is about to begin, a helicopter that appears to be made of Золото flies over the ring and to...
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Song: link

Hawkeye: *Listening to the music* This is weird.
Carter: *Stops Далее to Hawkeye* Why? Just because it's from thirty years after your Показать takes place?
Hawkeye: *Looks at Carter, and sees that he's in Union Pacific paint* When did our railroad get talking trains?
Twilight: радуга Dash! How come Ты got your own show?!?!
Rainbow Dash: Because I'm not you! *Flies away*
Twilight: Not me? What's wrong with me?!!?
Spike: Have Ты seen yourself lately?
Tim: *Next to Thomas, eating popcorn* Ты want some?
Thomas: I know I'm a talking train, but I don't think I should eat that.
Tom: *Arrives* Well,...
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Song: link

Hawkeye: *Hears the song* Hm, a new song.
Captain Jefferson: Variety is good. That's why we have a new song. Get out there, and protect this town.
Tim: *Goes out with Julia, Toby, and Red*
Tom: Boo!!! *Throws a rock at Twilight*
Twilight: *Gets hit by the rock* Yo! What's with Ты man?!
Tom: *Laughing as he runs away*
James: *Stops, watching Tom run across his track* What's with him? *Clears his throat* Hello everyone, my name is James. Welcome to this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm your host, James the red, and splendid engine.
Gordon: *Stops Далее to him*...
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Song: link

Hawkeye: *Taps the back of Gordon's head*
Gordon: *Very angry* GET BACK HERE!!!!! *Runs after Hawkeye*
Master Sword: And I thought I had anger issues.
Tom: *Taps the back of Master Sword's head*
Master Sword: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Jefferson: We have too many criminals.
Percy: No, we have too many ponies. Percy The Green Engine here everyone, and this week, I'll be your host for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Our line up for this week is......

Ponies On The Rails - Rated TVMA
On The Block - Rated TV14
My...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ты must look at this picture for 20 секунды before continuing onto the Далее part of this Фан fiction
You must look at this picture for 20 секунды before continuing onto the Далее part of this Фан fiction



Song: link

 The following is an STH/AM6663 Фан Fiction
The following is an STH/AM6663 Фан Fiction

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


Song: link

 Give half of the credit for this story to Wind. He also stars as a main character too.
Give half of the credit for this story to Wind. He also stars as a main character too.


Announcer: Good morning New Jersey. We hope you're having a pleasant день as we get some Rock N' Roll playing.

Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog & Windwakerguy430 Present

Six Shooters

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
Windwakerguy430...
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posted by Canada24
9 AND A HALF YEARS AGO:

Michael is one the many people standing in line at the North Yankton bank.

Michael: Man.. Where's Dr. Kevorkian when Ты need him?

Lady: Well, if I know doctors, he's probably golfing.

Michael: (chuckles) good one.

Lady: Thanks mister.. I got 'more' jokes in Ты want?

Michael: Maybe later.

Trevor: (arrives, holding a present box)

Michael: (polite voice to the lady from before) Excuse me for a second.. (suddenly his calm demeanour is changed to an angry one, as he fires a loaded handgun into the air) EVERYONE ON THE FUCKIN FLOOR!

Trevor: (reveals that the present box was REALLY...
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#1: DANNY TAPP (Saw):
Tapp chases the villain, but is shot dead by him..


#2: DETECTIVE MATT GIBSON (Saw 3D):
Clues left by Hoffman lead Gibson to the observation area for Hoffman's tests of Bobby Dagen, where he is killed by a remote-controlled automatic weapon placed in the room.


#3: JONAS SINGER (Saw 2):
Xavier wanted to work alone, and ordered Jonas to turn around. Not understanding why, Jonas refused and Xavier agressively moved towards Jonas, who misunderstands, and punches Xavier, starting a fight, witch Jonas wins, but due to the still spreading gas, Jonas falls into violent coughing,...
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Okay, this is gonna be a real quick one, but I had to talk about it. It was too good to pass up. So, after years of trash with Resident Evil games like Resident Evil 5, Resident Evil 6, and, god forbid, Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City. Resident Evil: Revelations 1 and 2 were okay. The best Resident Evil game we even got so far was a Wii U remake of Resident Evil 4. Yeah, sadly, a remake was the best we got. People were very upset with Capcom. I mean, with scenes like this, it shows



Oh, just look at that quality. It’s so beautiful. So yeah, people got pissed off at Capcom a lot,...
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People have always been saying how horror Фильмы are just terrible today. Now, I find that hard to believe…. If that fact wasn’t true. Horror Фильмы today are the exact same things. They use the same scare tactics, and the same jump scares. They all consist of ghosts, или serial killers, или zombies, или god forbid, a remake due to lack of ideas. Hell, there wasn’t much going on in 2015. I mean, maybe I could check the best horror Фильмы of 2015. Let’s see here………….



….. Yeah, as Ты can see, there isn’t much shit to watch. или at the least, anything good to watch. Sure,...
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Mr. Walman: Now listen, lady. We’ve bought the land, and we are going to do what we please
Teacher: So you’re going to tear down our school
Mr. Walman: (Reads the school sign) Eastwood School for the Deaf. Oh, I see now. Well, we can’t let the children go without something. Here Ты kids are (Hands them all coupons) These are all coupons for our sales on CDs. Okay, let’s get started
Teacher: Wait, how can they-
(A wrecking ball destroys the building)

Cody: (Walking with Wind and James) And then I spilled the burning grease on my arm and had to be taken to the hospital
Wind: That’s probably...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 12

Bad Coffee

October 6, 1952

It was a wonderful день in Cheyenne. The sun was setting, and Coffee Creme was getting close to finishing her work.

Coffee Creme: *walking to train yard*
Jeff: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hi Jeff.
Red Rose: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hello Red...
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