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Back when I was going around to different movie rental places and libraries, I would always rent video games, and one of my most frequently rented games was the original Max Payne. I never played Max Payne 3 and only a few parts of Max Payne 2, so I don’t know what they are like, but after playing so much of the original Max Payne, I’m actually kind of curious to play those games.
Max Payne follows the character… Max Payne, a hard boiled New York detective with the most noir thing ever, dead family. As he investigates the new drug Valkyrie, he is framed for the murder of a fellow officer and must avoid the police while taking out every single mobster and violent drug addict in the city while finding the Источник of Valkyrie. Honestly, this is what I wanted the Punisher game to be еще like. I mean, The Punisher game was…. Okay, but nothing special. But this game is way еще fun to play, simply for one little mechanic, a thing that this game didn’t exactly start, but popularized in the gaming world: Bullet Time. As Ты fight groups of enemies with guns, Ты can slow down the game as Max Payne jumps to the side, firing bullets at enemies and getting kill cams for the final enemy killed. While the Matrix made this Популярное in movies, Max Payne made it Популярное in video games, and was used in many other video games, even other Rockstar games like Red Dead Redemption. It’s satisfying to cause the world around Max to come to a slow pace as Ты see the bullets fly to their target. The other parts of this game are fun too, like the comic book style cutscenes are pretty charming and add well to Max Payne who, let’s be real, is kind of a cheesy anti hero in this game. Not that that’s a complaint, I Любовь how goofy it can be. And the levels are pretty fun to go through as well. Sure, Ты do have a few buildings and warehouses, but that mixed with the New York streets covered in snow is quite nice to see, even if it’s in the usual Xbox graphics where it tried to go for realism and now looks...ugh.
I really do like the Max Payne game, despite having played it in years. It’s dark but not too dark story telling, it’s fun gameplay, bullet time, and then there’s that classic Max Payne theme. So damn nice. I may give the other two games a try someday, but as it stands, Max Payne is a real classic among third person shooters
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was a true classic in the horror movie genre. It challenged it’s viewers with scenes of violence, a very dark sense of humor, and one of the most disturbing horror movie antagonists ever. So naturally, the best way to represent it is to make a remake of it, and give the directing job to Michael Bay….. Oh boy. This is 2003 Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Are Ты excited? Because I’m not.



So, where the first movie followed a brother and sister and their Друзья heading out to find out why their grandfather's grave was being vandalised, this movie follows pot smoking,...
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About some time назад back in the год 2010, I remember walking into this one store, that sold Xbox 360 games for ten bucks. Clearly we were dealing with bargain bin games. From what I’ve learned, bargain bin games are the worst games Ты can get. However, from what I’ve been told, that is a load of crap. Bargain bin games are kinda like a mine. Sometimes, you’ll find useless crap, but other times, Ты may just strike Золото at the bottom. Seriously, they were selling Brutal Legend in those bins. That’s how underrated that game is. But, we’re not here to talk about that. We’re here...
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Cody: (Watching movie with James)
Announcer: Hey, dumbass! Have Ты ever wanted to yell at people older than Ты by calling them little faggots? Well, now Ты can. CrackVision presents War Fighter 13! Play through the maps consisting of forest, destroyed building, a grey building 1, grey building 3, grey building 64, and the same over-used town that has been in every game since. And, if Ты buy the DLC, Ты get fight those pussies IN FUCKING SPACE! Also, there’s a story………………. GIVE US MONEY SO Ты CAN PAINT FUCKING FLAMES ON YOUR RIFLE! War Fighter 13! It’s just like the last...
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Teacher: Okay kids, so today, we will be heading to the amusement park
Cody: GAY!.... Sorry, I just needed a reason to shout that
Teacher: …. Anyway, after our successful fundraiser, we managed to make a bit too much money. Instead of giving this to charity, the board of education remembered that having a soul isn’t cheap, so instead, they decided to use the money for a field trip to the amusement park, which was much cheaper than giving all the money away for charity
Wind: Glad to know I go to a school run by assholes
Teacher: Me too. Now, I want everyone to line up in a single file line-
(All...
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Video games have a lot of easter eggs, and I mean a LOT of them. An easter egg, for those who don’t know, are little things in games that the developers put to get a good joke out of some people in order to get a good laugh, but they make it hidden is so much hard to find places, that it Ты would never be able to find it unless Ты went out of your way to get it. So, today, I want to share with Ты over fifty easter eggs that I found to be interesting. Before we starts, some rules. Only one game per franchise, just so I can make it even harder on myself. Lastly, I am including games I have...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Mario - A fat Italian plumber who sucks at his own job and has no other choice but to work as a hero in the land of гриб drug trips and massacre every living creature in his way, including innocent черепаха people, the wildlife, and even the infant son of the villain, all so he can get blue-balled in the end by the princess.

Sonic - a blue washed-up character who has taken a brutal beating from the Sega Mafia after Sonic 06, managed to get better with the help of his fans, but the mafia wasn’t done with him, as they came back for another meeting with Sonic’s legs and a baseball bat during...
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(Links to episodes 1 and 2 will be in the Комментарии section for those who haven't seen them yet! Although I wonder how this is going to work when we get to a huge episode count like 50....LOL)

(Hey there everyone! Jared Potts is back with another exciting installment of my own original fan-fiction series, Network 999! Sorry for the delay on this one, life was busy and whatnot. I hope Ты enjoy this episode as much as I had fun making it. ^___^)

Quick Story Recap: It is the год 2087, and technology nowadays is extremely advanced.

The Internet (called Network 999) is also even еще powerful than...
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"Hello Rick... We need to talk" Governor said, revealing himself.

"About the fighting?" Rick asked 'almost' intelligently.

"No, about яблоко pie, yes about the figh-

"I was being sarcastic" Governor groaned.

"... What is that, some kind of beer?" Rick asked.

"JUST SHUT UP AND LESSON!" Governor cried angrily.

"Jeeze. Don't have your period" Rick groaned before sitting down.



"Well.. Ты and me Daryl, just like the old days" Merle said.

"Just as long as Ты don't abandon me" Daryl replied.

"When have I EVER abandoned you?" Merle insisted.

FLASHBACK:

Daryl: (seen driving)

Merle: (in front passenger seat)

Theif:...
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Have Ты ever wanted to decipher a completely different language, only to find out that it was just really, REALLY bad English…. No? Too bad, because Time Travel Journal does just that. So, it’s been a while since I did a bad review. And what better way to try something new than with Time Travel Journal, deemed as one of the worst creepypastas of all time… Is it really that bad? Well, let’s find out.
So, it starts out on January 9th, 1987, following John Terry, who сказал(-а) that he was going into the cave nearby, saying that if anyone finds this journal, he is dead. The Далее day, John was...
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~Story~

The story follows I, a young boy, who finds a cursed Kitsune mask, which grants him the ability to fight off his dangerous and evil step-brother, Giovanni, who holds the cursed and powerful Oni mask.

~Characters~

Ey

Ey is a young orphan, who never knew his real parents. He was found by Josef and Giovanni’s parents. However, after Giovanni tried hard to ruin Ey’s life, Ey was forced to leave, with Josef leaving with him. After Josef’s death, however, Ey realized that he would never be happy with other people in his life, so he left Manhattan, and left to Autumn, a small town in Oregon....
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~Story~

In the год 1927, there is a small island town in New York named лиса, фокс Hill. The only other contact the island has is a long bridge connected to the rest of America. However, the town had a small population, due to the town being run by a dangerous gang known as Steam Knuckle a gang filled with steam powered robot mobsters ran by one single mysterious man known as The Boss. During the night of February 11th, The Steam Knuckles began an attack across лиса, фокс Hill, attacking police stations and taking over city hall. They had then blown up the bridge connecting the city to the rest of the world....
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It took me THIS long to realize it? Wow Jared. -___-

ANYWAYS, I finished another fantastic Аниме the other день and it finally came to my head. A Вопрос that haunts almost EVERY single Аниме and it really makes me wonder why they do it so damn often.

Why are SO many Аниме in schools!?

And now, rant time. :)

SERIOUSLY, WHY OF ALL THE PLACES Ты COULD GO TO WOULD Ты PICK A CLASSROOM TO Показать YOUR Аниме IN!?

JUST THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES Ты COULD CHOOSE FOR A LOCATION!

HELL! UNDERGROUND! IN SPACE!

JIFUGWSDBILFGSFKJGWFKLSJWFHFIUSBFBWSFNHLWFN

A FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL! ^____^

NO! NO!

I mean, it doesn't...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Wind: (Walks through a city, hearing about all sorts of crimes like murder, and robbery, and kidnapping) Just another день in the city.
Teens: (Talking with each other and laughing) And so I сказал(-а) to him “N***er, f**k you, and I’m white, so it was funny (Other’s laugh) And then I called him gay. The ultimate insult
Wind: God, this world is filled with a bunch of idiots. Everywhere I go, some stupid high school student is going around, talking about homosexuality, the male reproductive organ, или insulting African American culture so badly, that the Klan would think that their race is really...
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Now, every Zelda game has one или two characters that Ты can interact with. However, there are those characters that Ты just want to stay away from at all time. Now, remember, this is only my opinion. If Ты like these characters, then that’s just difference of opinion. With that, lets start the list

 Fi
Fi


#10: Fi from Skyward Sword - Now, Fi is lower on the Список because she tries to help you. However, she can help a bit too much at times. Whenever the blantient obvious happens, like when Ты pick up a rupee или are fighting enemies, she will always come and give Ты Совет that Ты already...
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Now, there are lots of weapons in video games. Swords, axes, guns, and many more. But, does anyone here think of Chainsaws the very секунда they hear about video game weapons? Not really. So, today, I am going to talk about the Chainsaw Wielders in video games. The rules are as usual. Only one game per franchise. Now, lets start the list

 Antonio Montana
Antonio Montana


#10: Antonio Montana from Scarface: The World is Yours - Now, I know that Tony is a movie character, and not a video game character. But, this video game’s first mission is the last scene in the movie… and it has a fucking tiger in this...
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Now, a while back, I made a Список about some of the most disturbing things in the media. It was pretty messed up, but, then I looked into it…. and there are EVEN еще disturbing things in the world. So, I am going to talk about some of the еще disturbing things in the media, by what I have seen at least.

#10: Lavender Town from Pokemon Red/Blue - Now, when Ты think of Pokemon, Ты think of- No, wait, Pokemon is well known for having some of the creepiest shit this side of Hannibal Lector. From houses with a little girl who was murdered by a Darkrai, to Pokemon that suck the life force out...
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Now, what is the difference between hard and annoying. Hard is a challenge that makes Ты test your abilities, giving Ты a very difficult enemy. Annoying is when an enemy spams attacks, won't die, или is just plane broken. So, today, I will be talking about the enemies in video games that just irritate me the most. First, the rules. Only one game per franchise, and only games that I have played. So, now that that is out of the way, lets begin.

 Zubat
Zubat


#15: Zubat from Pokemon - Now, sure, these things are really easy to beat, especially when your Pokemon are at a high level, but, what isn't...
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Okay, now, there are a lot of disturbing things out there. I mean REALLY disturbing. Like, these are just so screwed up in so many ways, that it makes Ты wonder, how these things can exist…. well, they do, and here, I am going to talk about the things that disturb me the most…. Oh, fuck my life with a rusty spoon.

#10: Pokemon “Electric Soldier Porygon” - Now, if you’re a Pokemon fan, like myself, Ты will already know about THIS episode. This was an episode that only aired once in Japan. The episode was about where Ash and the gang get sucked into a computer under attack by a Porygon,...
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