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Okay, so, there are a lot of Troll Creepypastas out there. I know that they were made to just be a bunch of jokes…. but… This one is just so bad, it’s good. It takes all the cliches of a modern Крипипаста and intentionally makes this story bad. So, here it is. I present Ты The день of All The Blood. The most intentionally awful Крипипаста I’ve read.
So, it starts with this guy who is just walking, then suddenly, he starts bleeding all over the place. See, that is a joke to those Крипипаста cliches that use too much blood. Trust me, it gets kinda funny from here on you. His blood fills...

So, I have had this game called Dead Island in my game библиотека for some time. Once, I сказал(-а) this game was bad. It kinda made a lot of people angry. Though, that was before I was an accurate critic. So, now, I see that I shouldn't have called the game bad.... I should have called it a fucking boring mess of a zombie game. I mean, what the fuck kind of garbage is this shit?
Okay, so, Ты have all the main characters. This game lets Ты play as four characters. I hate them all. They are just a bunch of boring characters with no personality, and they say fuck еще then your average rager. But, I'm...

Hey, here is a Mario fanfic. Guess what? It sucks. Yeah, this one here is a real big fuck up, and it is known as Mario’s Inner Insanity. By the end of this, I think I’ll be the one who’s insane. Also, the author’s Имя пользователя is Mr. Steal Ты Ho, so, right off the bat, I can tell we’re going to “enjoy” this fanfic.
So, the fanfic starts with Bowser kidnapping Mario. Now, this fanfic can’t decide if it wants to be told in first или third person. One minute, Mario’s telling us the story, and the next, there’s a narrator. Get used to that, because the fanfic is going to talk about...

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FBI Men: *Driving a Camaro* Hurry up! He's coming to stop us!
Johnny: *Chasing the FBI in his Belvedere* Corruption will lead Ты to nowhere.
S.B: *Watching Johnny chase the FBI* Well, I was going to have that person who looked exactly like me host this week's segment of the S.S.S.S, but that job will have to go to someone else. We're bringing Gran Turismo back into our lineup, so I'm letting Tim Miller host tonight.
Tim: Thanks. It feels good to be back. Tonight we got a new, crisp lineup for you, also including some shows we already featured in the past.

8 PM

Johnny Lightning - Rated...

Now, there are a lot of games that I am sure Ты are all excited for, weather it is Assassin’s Creed: Syndicate, Batman: Arkham Knight, или Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain, или something else I’m not familiar with. But then there are the games that we were all hyped for, only for all of them to get cancelled. So, I am going to tell Ты all the games that looked amazing, but were sadly cancelled. Well, lets get to it, shall we.

#10: Super Mario 128 - Now, this was shown around the time when the Gamecube was going to be released. It was shown at E3, Показ a bunch of Mario’s doing…....

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Thomas: *Racing Sonic* You're not in any shows.
Sonic: I will be once On The Block begins season 2.
Thomas: Oh yeah.
Sonic: Plus my cousin Sean's in it.
Sean: *Blows his horn as he passes Thomas, and Sonic*
Sonic: Not that Sean.
Captain Jefferson: Gran Turismo is over. Let me go home.
Sonic: That's also the wrong Sean.
Sean The Hedgehog: *Waves hello to Sonic, and Thomas*
Thomas: But he's not.
Tom: Who cares?!?! Let's get those back to back episodes started!

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - радуга Dash
Sargent...

I Любовь animation. Hell, I am actually planning to get a career in being a writer for animation. And there are a lot of Анимация out there. However, some of them can be… pretty screwed up at times. Now, for this list, I am only including one scene per show. I am also only including episodes from shows that I have seen. Also, these have to be cartoons. So, Goosebumps, while scary, is out. Also, I am excluding most anime, because the Список will be full of them. However, if it has been shown to kids on TV, than it is allowed. Okay, now, with all that said, let’s start the list.



#10: Imperfect...

After a tiring and busy день of work in the hospital, the flaxen coated mare unlocked the door of the vaulted residence. Her tawny mane was in a messy bun, and she was dressed in a white coat. As she walked inside her home, she accidentally stumbled upon a few letter blocks and stuffed Животные that belonged to her young daughter, Willow. Her tangerine eyes shut as she released a sigh, carefully walking around the mess, heading straight to the living room. It was six in the morning, so she did not want to bother her family who were sleeping upstairs, so she instead would sleep on the couch.

To...

Walter: (Buying masks, gloves, and a bottle of aspirin from the Mall-Mart)
Store Clerk: (Swiping items)
Customer: Come on, man. Hurry up
Walter: Hey, Ты mind shutting up? We all got crap we got to do
Customer: (To the store clerk) Ты aren’t questioning this guy buying all this stuff
Store Clerk: Honey, I make minimum wage a week. Unless this gets me a raise, I won’t Вопрос a damn thing
Walter: So, why don’t Ты stop poking your nose where it doesn’t belong and head to the express isle
Customer: It’s еще than ten items
Walter: Well, look at you, with your body weight, I doubt you’ll...

So, let’s go over the underaged killer stories again in the Крипипаста world. Okay, so we got Jeff the Killer- Well, this was a fucking mistake. As Ты know from… well, me, I am not a Фан of the whole “emotional teenager becomes an unstoppable killer because people are too stupid to fight off a нож wielding psychopath with a gun” creepypastas, или E.T.B.U.K.B.P.A.T.S.T.F.O.K.W.P.W.A.G. Creepyastas This includes Jeff the Killer, all of his awful Фан creepypastas, Jane the Killer, Clockwork, and Eyeless Jack. And trust me, I’m going to touch upon those stories later on. So, when I...