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Announcer: LEGEND OF ZELDA: WIND WAKER HD!!! (Not caring) It’s pretty
Narrator: Evil guy came, hero killed him, he left, evil guy came back, killed everyone. GAMEPLAY TIME!
Aryl: Happy birthday brother
Link: It’s not my birthday
Aryl: It is now
Link: If Ты say so
(Later)
Grandma: Fuck Ты Link. Now takes these clothes and get out of my site
Link: I hate clothes
(Later)
Link: I hate telescopes (Looks through it and sees the Postman) I hate postmen (Looks up to see a giant bird) I hate birds (Drops girl into forest) I hate girls falling to their deaths in the woods…. Oh, and I hate references to...
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Songs. What can be сказал(-а) about music. It has been around for ages. From the beauty of Classical music, to the new generation of Jazz, to the godly Classic Rock, to the new age Dubste- NO! THAT IS NOT MUSIC!!! JUST FUCKING NO!!! However, we all listen to songs, but, what we don’t know at times is that… what are the singers actually singing. Sure, some of us know the lyrics, but, then there are songs that have lyrics that are really dark. But, when they are added to such happy tunes, they are just so… crazy. So, I decided to Показать Ты all the вверх Ten Songs that have darkest lyrics. Enjoy....
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Medley: (Touching Link’s hair)
Link: Will Ты stop that
Medley: But I can’t help it
Link: Well, Ты better try and help it, otherwise, I’ll cut off your head
Tetra: No Ты won’t
Link: (Angrily) No I won’t
(Later, at Forest Haven)
Link: Oh, not these annoying hippy bastards
Tetra: Oh, they can’t be that ba-
Great Deku Tree: Oh, Link, it is good to see Ты again
Tetra: AHH
Link: Told you
Great Deku Tree: Calm down, little one, no need to wor-
Tetra: Stay the fuck away from me, Ты creep
Great Deku Tree: Goodness you’re rude.
Link: Yeah, try having her drag Ты around like a dog.
Great Deku Tree:...
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Link: Okay, so, who is the Далее helpless idiot we need to help
Tetra: Well, the Далее person on the Список is a girl named Maggie.
Link: Go on
Tetra: Well, she is a rich girl and-
Link: Stop right there. That's all I needed to hear. If she's rich, she must be beautiful
Tetra: Uh, Link, I don't think Ты should-
Link: Shut up, you're not fucking me over like last time
(Later, at the House of Wealth)
Link: Okay, so, where can we find Maggie
Maggie's Father: Oh, hello. How can I help you
Link: Hey, I am here to help your daughter
Maggie's Father: Yeah, who cares? Why don't Ты help me? I need Ты to go and...
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Link: Oh, fucking finally. I thought we'd never get off that piece of shit island.
Tetra: Yeah, I mean, what kind of rewards were that
Link: Glad Ты see it my way
Tetra: And all it took was your constant bitching to convince me so it would shut Ты the hell up
Link: It's not bitching, it's complaining
Tetra: Whatever, there is the Далее island
Link: Isn't that the Forsaken Fortress
Tetra: Yeah, so what
Link: Isn't there like, hundreds of monsters, there
Tetra: Yeah, but Ты have a sword
Link: Hmm. Good point. So, what do I need to do
Tetra: Just fight some ghost to the death
Link: Can, and most certainly,...
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Okay, so, when Ты think of violent video games, where Ты kill civilians and police officers, some people think of Grand Theft Auto, или Saints Row. Well, those are good choices, but, those actually have objectives, where Ты don't really kill either of them. But, is there a game where Ты go and murder innocent people, with no rhyme или reason. Well, that's what this game has done. This game, which has been deemed the most violent game ever... is Hatred... Hold on to your seats, everyone. This may be too much.
So, the purpose of this game is that Ты play as a Rob Zombie Look-A-Like, who hates...
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So, there are people out there who prefer Аниме over western Мультики and there are people who prefer western Мультики over anime. Me, personally, well, if Ты asked me at the age of seven, I would have сказал(-а) western. But, дана the shit we see today, I think its obvious that Аниме is still making better shows. Sure, they're no Samurai Jack, Teen Titans, или Avatar: The Last Airbender, but Ты know what else they aren't? Teen Titans GO, Annoying оранжевый TV Show, and everything on Nick. So, some genius thought of a way to make an Аниме that has the western style animation. That Показать would be the...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Windwakerguy430's Death Sentence- I mean, вверх Ten Overrated Аниме of All Time. Now, let me get one thing clear. When I say overrated, I don't hate it. I just feel it gets еще praise then it deserves. Unless I say point blank that I hate it, then I hate it. Okay. Then, lets start the list

10: Pokemon - Now, this one really hurts me to put on the list, and unlike the other ones that hurts to put on this list, this is probably the most painful, as Pokemon is my most Избранное Аниме of all time. I Любовь this anime. It has some good comedy and the characters are wonderful...
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Nate: (Smashes a zombies head in with a bat) (Stops) Hold on. Now, if you're going to get any idea of what is going on, I think its best that we start from the beginning
(July 12th... One день from Outbreak)
Nate: (Sleeping in bed) (Alarm clock rings and wakes him up) (Gets out of bed)
Chris: (Watching television)
Nate: (Walks in wearing a store uniform) Chris, when did Ты wake up
Chris: Oh. I never slept
Nate: I see....... Anyway, I'm going to get to work, okay. Ты just do... Whatever
Chris: Yep
Nate: (Walks out of the house)
Chris: (Keeps watching TV)

(10:00 AM.... 18 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Standing...
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Now, this is a story about the cursed Sonic game, and how it became one of the most famous cursed games ever..... Why, I have no gucking clue. Honestly, Sonic.EXE is a pisspoor story.
It starts with this guy, will call him Stupid, because that's exactly what he is, who gets a Sonic game called Sonic.EXE, which he got from his friend, and he says to not play it. Then why the hell did Ты send him the damn game.
Anyway, he starts the game up, and it shows the logo with Sonic having red eyes, the water turns blood red and the Sega logo at the bottom says "Sega 6 6 6".... And this sucks, because...
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Medli: Oh, damn, I've been trying to genetically create Link by using that blood sample. Maybe I need a seaman sample as well. Perhaps I can seduce him to- Wait, if I did that then why would I need to create this clone of his in the first place
Link: Hey, Medli
Medli: Link. You've returned. I knew you'd come back for-
Link: Yeah, whatever. Listen, I need to find some psychotic bird human hybrid, and Ты fit that position well, so, come on
Medli: Wait, what would my father think
Link: I already talked to him
(Flashback)
Link: And that's why I need your daughter
Postman King: But can't Ты just take...
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Hello everyone, and today, we will be talking about the memes from the hit show, and one of my Избранное shows, My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic.
Now, what can be сказал(-а) about this show. It's amazing. But, how did it get so many memes. Well, come along, lets find out, everypony....... I hope Ты all enjoyed me saying everypony, because I am never going to say it again.
So, the Показать started in October 2010. MLP was created by Lauren Faust, mostly known for her other great works like Powerpuff Girls and Fosters Главная for Imaginary Friends, so, its no wonder why this Показать is amazing. Of course, the...
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 Joe
Joe
(Cody and Cory throw body into firepalce)
Cody: Goddamn it. How many guys did we kill
Cory: About 1574
Cody: Shit. Hey, Nick (Knocks on bathroom door) Are Ты done yet
Nick: (Throws body into bathtub) Can't a guy get some privacy (Hums and cuts up body with knife)
Cody: (Sigh)
Alice: (Throws bodies into trash cans)
Nick: (Walks out of bathroom dragging bloody bag)

Demon: (In alley) Hmm... I need to summon my minions. Silvona. Jebodiah. Come (Fire arises)
???: Huh. Oh, Dante, good to see ya, bro
Dante: Jebodiah? Is that you
???: Well, it's Joe now, asctually
Dante: And... What is this Ты are saying
Joe:...
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Court Lobby
10:57 a.m. June 15th

Swift: So, Lou was not around when the killer attacked. That means bad news for us. Unless we can prove that he wasn't the one who killed the victim, He is no doubt going to be found guilty
Lilly: I thought this wouldn't go well. But, what about that new prosecutor everyone is talking about
Swift: Ты mean Marcus Mays? Well, I really don't know what to expect from him. We'll just have to see how it goes in court
Lou: Hey, guys. How did the investigation go?
Swift: Not to good. The prosecution got all the evidence before we could
Lou: Oh no
Swift: But don't worry. I'll...
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So it’s clear that I enjoy FromSoftware games on this list, if you’ve been following me for long enough. I did a Список on the best Dark Souls bosses, and talk about Dark Souls 1 and 2 regularly. But now is the time for me to talk about the latest, and possibly last entry in the franchise, and one of my favorite, despite having not completed it like the Назад 2, Dark Souls III
Dark Souls III takes place in a different land entirely, with instead of following the Chosen Undead, we are following the Unkindled One. What’s the difference… Fuck if I know. All I know is that the Unkindled...
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I did say that the first Devil May Cry wouldn’t be the last game in the franchise I spoke about on here. And what better game to continue talking about from the franchise than the very first Devil May Cry I talked about. And boy, did I remember hating this game when I first played it, but please let me explain.
So when I first bought this game along with the first Dead Rising game, I was excited, cause I only heard good things about Devil May Cry and Dante and all that, and when I got around to play the game, and was introduced to Nero, I thought, “Who the fuck is this asshole” and...
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