Michael Jordan "Get Some Help" Vine Compilation

Okay, now, there are a lot of disturbing things out there. I mean REALLY disturbing. Like, these are just so screwed up in so many ways, that it makes Ты wonder, how these things can exist…. well, they do, and here, I am going to talk about the things that disturb me the most…. Oh, fuck my life with a rusty spoon.

#10: Pokemon “Electric Soldier Porygon” - Now, if you’re a Pokemon fan, like myself, Ты will already know about THIS episode. This was an episode that only aired once in Japan. The episode was about where Ash and the gang get sucked into a computer under attack by a Porygon,...

Chuck: (In monitor room)
Stacey: (Sees group of soldiers on monitor) Chuck look at this
Chuck: (Looks at monitor) Oh my god
Stacey: Those guys must be a lead to what ha-
Chuck: Those guys are trespassing. I'm gonna go teach them some manners
Stacey: Chuck, that's not what I me- (Chuck runs off) Oh, why do I even bother
(Later, Underground)
Chuck: (Hides behind wall) Okay, I just need to be quiet and-
TK: (Comes by train) Okay, is everything ready
Chuck: (GASP) (Runs out of hiding spot) P DIDDY! It's me. Chuck
TK: Oh, god, it's Chuck. What are Ты doing here
Chuck: I'm here to get Ты out of here before...

So, there was this one downloadable game for XBox 360 and PlayStation 3 known as Scott Pilgrim VS The World. And it KICKS ASS!
Scott Pilgrim is a game based off the graphic novel with the same name. The game takes place in Toronto, Canada, which is cold, people beat each other up, and there are hipsters everywhere. I really hope that last one is just a lie. Anyway, it is about Scott Pilgrim, a simple guy, who falls in Любовь with a girl named Ramona Flowers. However, the only way they can be together is if Scott defeats her seven evil ex-boyfriends, which include a skateboarding actor, a superpowered...

Episode 2: The Mask Man



January 16th 12:39 PM Sparklin’s Jewelry Shop

The jewel Магазин was closed at night, as most of the shops in Лондон were. It was a calm night. The security guard, Anderson, was walking around the building. He was дана night watch duty. Something that never bothered him until the murder case back a week ago. He was worried that some psychotic killer would come and drain him of his blood. He made sure to carry a fully loaded revolver with him unlike many other times. As he walked around the shop, he felt a calm breeze blow through the shop. Anderson looked up, and saw a...

PATRIOT SPOOF (uncensored):


CHAPTER 1:

Joining the American revolution of 1776.

Benjamin Martin, a veteran of the French and Indian war is still not yet involved in the warfare against England.

Partically due to his wife being dead, and it's up to him alone to take care of his seven childrun.

Benjamin himself was found in a barn, trying to make a rocking chair, he finally seemed to have one, but it broke.

Benjamin Остаться в живых his temper and threw it away in anger, revealing twenty other failed tries also, but when he saw one of his small childrun watching, he calmed himself down, probably not wanting...

For those of Ты that own a Playstation, I'm sure Ты know of the PS mascot Klonoa. It is an amazing franchise. However, there is a fanfic that is so poorly written, I think it is right up there on bad Creepypastas such as The Kill Waker and Jeff the Killer. That fanfic is Klonoa's Darker Side.
So, it starts with the main character giving the game to his friend to borrow. Soon after, he gets the game back. However, there is one problem with the Klonoa game. It has been cursed. Guess how this happened........ His best friend cursed the game. How? I don't fucking know. The story never explains...

King of Red Loins: And here it is, The Great бухта, залив Isla- OH MY GOD (Sees destroyed Island)
Link: ........ Ты sure it ain't Detroit Island
King of Red Lions: What happened
Postman: Link, I for some reason saw what happened. Ты see a dark storm came and kick this islands ass.... Well, if island's had asses, I'm sure the storm would have kicked it. Anyway, Jabu Jabu was able to escape
Link: Wait, Jabu Jabu is still alive
Postman: Yep
Link: Who else is alive. Huh. Gorons? Zoras? Those weird things from Ikana Canyon. Ты know what, screw it, I wont Вопрос the goddamn world of this place
Postman. Well,...

Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. today, we'll be looking at bosses from the XBox Original exclusive Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge. Crimson Skies is a game that I really like...... Okay, I should be еще specific. Crimson skies is a game where Ты play as Nathan.... Zachary, not Nathan селезень, дрейк from Uncharted. In Crimson Skies, Ты play the whole game in a fighter plane around the год 1940. Now, its a lot еще fun then Ты think, and the bosses prove this well.
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: паук Zeppelin
The паук Zeppelin starts out as just an ordinary Zeppelin. Nothing special until...

Court Lobby
10:40 January 20
Wind Waker Guy- Uh. I'm real nervous. How am I going to get through this
Happy Yappy- Mr. Wind Waker Guy. I got here as fast as I could. I wanted to ask Ты something
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- Can I be there on the defendant stand with you
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- I don't want Ты to do this alone. Unless Ты want to, of course
Wind Waker Guy- Well, Ты did help me get some evidence. I guess it won't matter
Happy Yappy- OH THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!
Chuck- Wind Waker Guy. I'm glad to see you...uh... Wind Waker Guy. One of THEM is right behind you
Wind...

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Master Sword: *Fighting with Coffee Creme over who should be the host*
Thomas: Don't tell me they're at it again.
Percy: I'm afraid so.
Master Sword: I'm the host!!
Coffee Creme: No! I am.
Sean: We're not finished with this episode yet, so I'm still hosting.
Master Sword: *Shoots lava out of his head* RAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sean: And welcome back to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm Sean from Trainz, and I'm still your host. On The Block, and Adventures of Thomas & Друзья are up next.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience:...

(A large crowd fills the stadium as the audience watches the massive wrestling ring in the center, with news helicopters flying over to get a view of the show. In the ring sets a man in a cowboy hat, with chaps revealing his thong, no shirt, and a bandana covering his mouth. At his sides are two holsters with two golden revolvers on the side. The man watches as a massive man with a red mohawk and leather jeans steps into the ring, wielding a улица, уличный sign with concrete on the bottom of it. As the match is about to begin, a helicopter that appears to be made of Золото flies over the ring and to...

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Hawkeye: *Listening to the music* This is weird.
Carter: *Stops Далее to Hawkeye* Why? Just because it's from thirty years after your Показать takes place?
Hawkeye: *Looks at Carter, and sees that he's in Union Pacific paint* When did our railroad get talking trains?
Twilight: радуга Dash! How come Ты got your own show?!?!
Rainbow Dash: Because I'm not you! *Flies away*
Twilight: Not me? What's wrong with me?!!?
Spike: Have Ты seen yourself lately?
Tim: *Next to Thomas, eating popcorn* Ты want some?
Thomas: I know I'm a talking train, but I don't think I should eat that.
Tom: *Arrives* Well,...

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Hawkeye: *Hears the song* Hm, a new song.
Captain Jefferson: Variety is good. That's why we have a new song. Get out there, and protect this town.
Tim: *Goes out with Julia, Toby, and Red*
Tom: Boo!!! *Throws a rock at Twilight*
Twilight: *Gets hit by the rock* Yo! What's with Ты man?!
Tom: *Laughing as he runs away*
James: *Stops, watching Tom run across his track* What's with him? *Clears his throat* Hello everyone, my name is James. Welcome to this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm your host, James the red, and splendid engine.
Gordon: *Stops Далее to him*...

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Hawkeye: *Taps the back of Gordon's head*
Gordon: *Very angry* GET BACK HERE!!!!! *Runs after Hawkeye*
Master Sword: And I thought I had anger issues.
Tom: *Taps the back of Master Sword's head*
Master Sword: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Jefferson: We have too many criminals.
Percy: No, we have too many ponies. Percy The Green Engine here everyone, and this week, I'll be your host for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Our line up for this week is......

Ponies On The Rails - Rated TVMA
On The Block - Rated TV14
My...

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Announcer: Good morning New Jersey. We hope you're having a pleasant день as we get some Rock N' Roll playing.

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SeanTheHedgehog & Windwakerguy430 Present

Six Shooters

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
Windwakerguy430...

9 AND A HALF YEARS AGO:

Michael is one the many people standing in line at the North Yankton bank.

Michael: Man.. Where's Dr. Kevorkian when Ты need him?

Lady: Well, if I know doctors, he's probably golfing.

Michael: (chuckles) good one.

Lady: Thanks mister.. I got 'more' jokes in Ты want?

Michael: Maybe later.

Trevor: (arrives, holding a present box)

Michael: (polite voice to the lady from before) Excuse me for a second.. (suddenly his calm demeanour is changed to an angry one, as he fires a loaded handgun into the air) EVERYONE ON THE FUCKIN FLOOR!

Trevor: (reveals that the present box was REALLY...

#1: DANNY TAPP (Saw):
Tapp chases the villain, but is shot dead by him..


#2: DETECTIVE MATT GIBSON (Saw 3D):
Clues left by Hoffman lead Gibson to the observation area for Hoffman's tests of Bobby Dagen, where he is killed by a remote-controlled automatic weapon placed in the room.


#3: JONAS SINGER (Saw 2):
Xavier wanted to work alone, and ordered Jonas to turn around. Not understanding why, Jonas refused and Xavier agressively moved towards Jonas, who misunderstands, and punches Xavier, starting a fight, witch Jonas wins, but due to the still spreading gas, Jonas falls into violent coughing,...

Okay, this is gonna be a real quick one, but I had to talk about it. It was too good to pass up. So, after years of trash with Resident Evil games like Resident Evil 5, Resident Evil 6, and, god forbid, Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City. Resident Evil: Revelations 1 and 2 were okay. The best Resident Evil game we even got so far was a Wii U remake of Resident Evil 4. Yeah, sadly, a remake was the best we got. People were very upset with Capcom. I mean, with scenes like this, it shows



Oh, just look at that quality. It’s so beautiful. So yeah, people got pissed off at Capcom a lot,...

People have always been saying how horror Фильмы are just terrible today. Now, I find that hard to believe…. If that fact wasn’t true. Horror Фильмы today are the exact same things. They use the same scare tactics, and the same jump scares. They all consist of ghosts, или serial killers, или zombies, или god forbid, a remake due to lack of ideas. Hell, there wasn’t much going on in 2015. I mean, maybe I could check the best horror Фильмы of 2015. Let’s see here………….



….. Yeah, as Ты can see, there isn’t much shit to watch. или at the least, anything good to watch. Sure,...