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posted by TDI_Angel

~If Ты are a Фан of Kelly Kelly, then I'm sorry if this Статья offends you. I'm just expressing my opinion, and there's no law against that.~

Kelly Kelly is probably Vince McMahon's Избранное Diva in the company... Ironically, she's the most hated Diva in the company today. There's an entire Facebook group called "Kelly Kelly Sucks", and people all over fanfiction.net, YouTube, and right here on Fanpop can't stand her. I hate her with a fiery passion, too, and here's why:

1. She can't wrestle and has no Назад training.
If Ты watch her matches, she bothces half of her moves. She was hired...

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100 Reasons Ты Watch Way Too Much WWE

posted by randomperson13

1) Ты KNOW what The Rock is COOKING!
2) Ты get an A on assignment and Ты announce that your having a live sex celebration in class Далее week.
3) Ты do the 'Flair Strut' while yelling "WOOOO!" at the same time.
4) Ты know how to do the Jeff Hardy entrance dance.
5) When Ты arrive in a place you've been to before and Ты pause and Ты proclaim "FINALLY, (YOUR NAME) HAS COME BACK TO (LOCATION)!"
6) When Ты introduce yourself to someone Ты repeat your last name 10 секунды later.
7) The sledge hammer is your new best friend.
8) When your friend asks for money Ты yell: "IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONAYYY!"...

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WWE's Big Racism problem

posted by goatfacewwe

This just in It seems that WWE has a HUGE Problem on their hands. What is it u Ask why It appears that WWE has a grudge with The color black. In case u haven't Heard throughout the entire history of the WWE there HAS NOT been a single black WWE champion, Don't believe me look it up under the WWE championship Название history, U will notice that NOT one single name on there is Black and FYI the rock is Half Black so that DOES NOT count. It really bugs me that WWE always lets the Kiss asses like John Cena and Triple H have Название run after Название run When there ARE far еще qualified people of the...

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Five WWE rules Ты didn’t know existed

posted by LostPB

High heels are not permitted to be worn on the ring фартук in Carmel-by-the-Sea, California

Artists, poets and writers have flocked to Carmel-by-the-Sea, Calif., to unwind and create their latest masterpieces. Even Clint Eastwood served as the nonpartisan mayor there from 1986 to 1988. But the historic city on the Pacific Coast may not feel very welcoming to certain fashion-forward WWE Divas (we're looking at you, Eve).

Carmel is also known for some unusual laws, one of which includes a prohibition on wearing high heel shoes without a permit. The reason behind this rule is to prevent lawsuits...

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Lance Storm Blogs on Edge's Retirement - April 15, 2011

posted by nooon

Congratulations Edge
April 15, 2011

“Congratulations Edge” may seem like a strange Название for this commentary, considering he’s a good friend of mine and he just announced his sudden retirement due to a serious neck injury, but I’ve seen posts all over the net titled, “Remembering Edge”, или “My memories of Edge” and they sound like obituaries. I have had to write far too many wrestling obituary, and I have no intention of having this tribute come off as one. While a career ending neck injury is certainly tragic, in no way shape или form is the story of Edge’s career a tragic one,...

Wrestling Entertainment

posted by ceugene22

Wrestling Entertainment

The news is out, who is doping up
I was very shocked it wasn't Batista
Matt Hardy and MVP, what a combo
They take away the tag team titles from Douche and Domino
All those wreslers busted for steroids
Now they which doctors to avoid
John Cena won't have to watch his back
Because Randy Orton was taking the crap
Great Kali speaks in a language I call Orangutan
The doofis with him translates his slang
Chris Masters likes attacking the men from the rear
They announce the Silver Back is here
Hornswaggle is the крейсер Weight Champ
This causes Jamie Noble menstral cramps
Kane has cracke ribs from several attacks
The Stone Cold Stunner is now back
Rey Mysterio is back trying to make a statement
The billion dollar industry of Wrestling Entertainment

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Look In The Mirror

posted by TDI_Angel

I'm honestly surprised that this spot isn't filled with fanfics, since there are so many on fanfiction.net. The pairing is MizxMaryse, so if Ты don't like the couple, don't read it. This takes place after Maryse is released from WWE and it's based off the rumor that she asked to be released. I'm not sure if that rumor is true или not, BTW. -shrugs-

Disclaimer: I don't own WWE, this never happened, ect. If I owned WWE Maryse would still be a Diva.[/b]
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He blinked, unable to understand what she was saying...

Well, he understood, but he didn't understand her reaction...

TAG TEAM

posted by fanjohncena

HART DYNESTY : WELL NOW THAT THE HARTS HOLD THE WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP WE HAVE TO KNOW WHO WILL WE FACE AT WRESLEMAINI 27
AS PART OF BEING CHAMPIONS Ты GATTA KNOW WHO YOUR FACING TO LEARN YOUR APONINTS SKILLS SO ANYONE IN THE LOCKERROOM WHO WANTS TO FACE US FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP COME OUT PLESE

3 MIN. LATER

VICKIE GUERRERO : I KNOW WHO YOUR FACING DOLPH ZIGGLER AND MY NEFUE CHAVO GUERRERO

DOLPH ZIGGLER ENTERS

CHAVO ENTERS

CHAVO : SINCE WE ARE GOING TO BE YOUR APPONENTS FOR WRESLEMANIA WE WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A MACH RIGHT NOW!!!

DOLPH : ( SMILE ON HIS FACE )

THE HART: OH WELL DH SMITH LETS GO AND FIGHT

(FANS CHEAR)

............................HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS THE WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS THE HART DYNESTY

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The Undertaker vs HBK

posted by Aiden995

To WrestleMania XXVI, The Undertaker will put prize his winning streak of 17-0 and Shawn Michaels his career, in a rematch enacted with wide advance and potentially explosive as it happens only in the Grandest Stage of Them All. One год назад in the 25° anniversary of WrestleMania the Demon of Death Valley and HBK have дана life to an unforgettable match. The Phenom-ever defeated in the history of the greatest pay-for-view he was finally met with Mr. WrestleMania. Even if the Deadman has succeeded in reigning supreme on Michaels in a considered meeting among the most beautiful of every time,...

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If I were Raw's Host!

posted by mat29cool

Randy Orton!!!!!!!

If I was guest host of Raw it would be AWESOME!!!!! Like everybody else, I have my FAVORITES!!!!! What I would do is give a few wrestlers whatever matches или type of matches they wanted. The вверх wrestler of the night would be Randy Orton and he could ask for whatever he wanted. If he wanted a Название match I would give it to him, he wouldn't have to be the stupid #1 contender. I would do the same for Ted Dibiase and Cody Rhodes, they could either be in a match или have the night off. Another person I would give that choice to would be the Miz because he is AWESOME!!!!!! Then Evan Bourne would...

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WWE Hall of Fame Inductees

posted by LostPB

1993
Andre The Giant

1994
Chief сойка, джей Strongbow
Arnold Skaaland
Bobo Brazil
Classy Freddie Blassie
Buddy Rogers
Gorilla Monsoon
James Dudley

1995
Fabulous Moolah
Pedro Morales
Ivan Putski
Antonino Rocca
The Grand Wizard
George Steele
Ernie Ladd

1996
Capt. Lou Albano
Killer Kowalski
Baron Mikel Scicluna
Johnny Valiant
Jimmy Valiant
Johnny Rodz
Pat Patterson
Vincent J. McMahon
Jimmy Snuka

2004
Jesse "The Body" Ventura
Don Muraco
Tito Santana
Superstar Billy Graham
Big John Studd
Pete Rose (Celebrity)
Sgt. Slaughter
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
Harley Race
Junkyard Dog

2005
Paul Orndorff
Iron Sheik
Nikolai Volkoff...

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WWE Over The 2011 Results

posted by cena-fan

1-R-Truth vs. Rey Mysterio
Winner: R-Truth

2-Wade Barrett vs. Ezekiel Jackson
*Intercontinental Title*
Winner by DQ: Ezekiel Jackson

3-Sin Cara vs. Chavo Guerrero
Winner: Sin Cara

4-Big Показать and Kane vs CM Punk and Mason Ryan
*WWE Tag Team Championship*
Winners and STILL WWE Tag Team Champions: Kane and Big Show

5-Brie Bella vs. Kelly Kelly
*WWE Divas Championship*
Winner: Brie Bella

6-Randy Orton vs. Christian
*World Heavyweight Championship*
Winner and STILL World Heavyweight Champion: Randy Orton.

7-Jerry Lawler vs. Michael Cole
*Kiss My Foot Match*
Winner: Jerry Lawler

8-John Cena vs. The Miz
*WWE Championship*
“I Quit Match”
HELL YEAH Winner and STILL WWE Champion: John Cena

The PPV ends with Cena holding up his ремень, пояс, пояса and walking toward the back

Cena Wins

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WWE slamy awards my opinian

posted by sgtfarrell

diva of the year=melina

tag team of the year=dx/jerisho

upset of the year=cm punk retyreing jeff hardy

o my moment of he year=michale cole sick on chris jericho

super звезда of the year=randy orton

extrme momentofthe year=kofi kingson atteking randy orton

match of the year=under taker v shawn mickeles

#1 Фан of the year=me jordan farrell and mat29cool

host of the year=bret hart

and thats my opinan

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Two dismissals in the WWE

posted by Aiden995

19 June the WWE has communicated two dismissals in the turn of few minutes. To be released by the federation of Stanford they have been first Sim Snuka and shortly after, Candice Michelle.Sim Snuka was in the roster of Raw but of him news they are not had from anymore when he has Остаться в живых the opportunity to enter to belong to the Legacy in the selection served as Randy Orton that then he has decided to choose Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase as her companions of adventure.As for Candice Michelle had recently been draftata from Raw to SmackDown but of fact it is not never sight on the ring because of a long accident. The last apparition of the ex champion goes up again to WrestleMania 25 where it participated in the ceremony for the crowning of "Santina" as Miss WrestleMania.

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David Michael Bautista

posted by iz_thiz_me

“David Michael Bautista 's Interests :

General Name:
David Michael Bautista (Batista)

Height: 6 foot 5

Heritage:
Filipino-Greek

Weight:
290 pounds

From:
Washington, D.C.

Signature Move:
Батиста Bomb

Career Highlights:
World Heavyweight Champion; WWE Tag Team Champion; World Tag Team Champion;
2005 Royal Rumble winner

David Michael Bautista 's Details
”Status: Married
”Here for: Networking, Друзья
”Orientation: Straight
”Hometown: Washington D.C
”Body type: 6' 5" / Body builder
”Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
”Smoke / Drink: No / No
”Occupation: World Wrestling Entertainment...

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Why John cena's a phony and needs to lose еще match's.

posted by Batmanknight25

Okay I'm going to start off by saying that I'm a huge Фан of wrestling and have been for years and I'm so sick and tired of John cena I hate him now and I used to like him but now he has become just another Kiss жопа, попка a schofant who's loyal to vince McMahon a man who should be o-6 this год at paper Просмотры yet he's 4-2 which is just an absolute crime this guy jobs to nobody he doesn't put over younger wrestlers at all he hog's the WWE championship and that's why people boo him. So let's take a look at John cenas год so far beat kane in two matches he should have Остаться в живых okay Kane has been disrespected...

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minervathena's Pros and Cons of WWE

posted by minervathena

By now, we all know that wrestling is largely "fake". Knowing this, many people often ask me why I'd bother still watching WWE, knowing that it's fake. Since this community is full of WWE fans, I thought I'd share my answer here with Ты guys to see if Ты agree?

PROS:

6. The Varied Wrestling Styles:
I find it very entertaining to see the different styles pitted against each other in the ring. Watching fast vs strong или high-flying vs submission-ist etc. I find it interesting to see how these styles play out against each other and I enjoy the Показать that 2 really talented wrestling performers of...

WWE dream matches (Current roster 6/22/2011)

posted by dxarmy423

1. Dual Brand 8 man money in the bank Ladder Match

Raw:

Kofi Kingston
Dolph Ziggler
Evan Bourne
John Morrison

Smackdown:

Sin Cara
Daniel Bryan
Cody Rhodes
Christian

2. Submission Match

Alberto Del Rio vs. Cm Punk

3. 6 Man Tag team Match

Heath Slater/Justin Gabriel/Wade Barrett vs. Mason Ryans/David Otunga/Michael McGillicutty

4. Last Man Standing Match

Undertaker vs. John Cena

5. Mark Henry vs. Big Показать vs. Kane

6. Falls Count anywhere match

Rey Mysterio vs. Randy Orton

7. улица, уличный fight

Drew Mcintyre vs. Sheamus

8. Brand vs. Brand 10 Diva elimination tag Match

Raw:

Beth Phoenix
Brie Bella
Nikki Bella
Gail Kim
Kelly Kelly

Smackdown:

AJ
Kaitlyn
Natalya
Tamina
Alicia Fox

9. Ezekiel Jackson vs. The Great Khali

10. Singapore cane match

Alex Riley vs. The Miz
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Please tell me who do Ты think would win??

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Funny Facts Ты Might Not Know About Your Избранное Wrestlers

posted by LostPB

Shawn Michaels Appeared in Playgirl
ou read that right. The most outspoken Christian in WWE was once a pretty wild guy, and in the '90s, he did a spread for Playgirl.

This was not a full nude pictorial или anything, it was еще to play up his Heartbreak Kid gimmick.

The funniest thing about this is that Shawn has actually exposed himself on WWE еще than he did in this magazine. Many people may remember Triple H and Shawn mooning the WWE audience when DX was first starting up.

He has also had his tights pulled down on many occasions in matches and even stuffed his trunks so he could give a more...

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WWE Slammy Awards 2009-Who the real winners should be in my opinion

posted by LostPB

I'm sure i'm not the only one who thinks these awards were rigged especially the Diva of the год award.So here's who i think should be the winners.

Diva of the Year:
Real Winner: Maria
My Winner: Michelle McCool-What a great год Michelle had.Becoming the first diva to hold the Women's Название and the Diva's title...separately of course.

RAW Guest Host of the Year
Real Winner: Bob Barker
My Winner: Ozzy & Sharon Osbourne-I really enjoyed them еще then anyone else.

Oh My! Moment of the Year
Real Winner: Michael Cole vomits on Chris Jericho
My Winner:Shawn Michaels Superkicks Girl in Cafeteria-Who...