Got these Вопросы from MercyYJ and bakes..You can ask me Вопросы on my Форум and I'll answer 'em in part 2!
1) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
"Diversity and multiculturalism are such basic facts of life that they can play a role in almost any speech Ты give. Consider the following situations." Curse you, public speaking textbook!
2) When is the last time Ты played the air guitar?
*thinks* Um...yesterday. I was listening to Linkin Park.. *whispers* I was playing air Пианино too...don't tell anyone!
3) What was the last lie Ты told?
The answer to Вопрос 1. That was actually line 18.
4) Smell the air. What do Ты smell?
Cats. Definitely cats. *glares* Oh, and крыса piss.
5) Your left index finger is now a gun, what did Ты shoot?
The tissue I was using to stop the bleeding from my nose that occurred when my stupid крыса bit it. Damn.
6) Type your first name backwards into Google Images, the 1st picture is Ты in the future, post the results.
Wow, I am one sexy donkey!
7) What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard?
Um...a joke on a Laffy Taffy wrapper that went a little something like:
"Why did the Магазин close at 2 o'clock?
Because it was Two-sday!"
Hardy har har.
8) What is the first curse word that comes to mind?
Ты futhermucking bons of sitches.
9) Zombies are suddenly attacking you, look to your right that is now your weapon, how fucked или saved are you?
*gasp* A walmart bag!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIEEEEEEE!!!!!!
10) Lamps или Ceiling Lights?
Uh...lamps?
11) Ever shined a flashlight in your eye?
Yes.
12) When was the last time Ты fell over?
Um...*trips over sidewalk and falls flat on my face* Now?
13) What do Ты do when it snows?
Scream and run.
14) Name a Болталка Vegetable.
Rutebega.
15) Math is...
Useless. Since when has a villain asked Ты "what is the probability that a right hexagonal prism with a radius of 17.8 centimeters will have a 37% greater surface area than a cone with a volume of 43.9pi cm cubed?" They don't do that! They just kill you!
16) Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, Bebo, etc. Which is best?
Fanpop. And what the hell is Bebo?
17) How much do Ты perspire?
I prefer not to answer that question.
18) Define Rap in two words.
Baddass Dr.Seuss
19) How do Ты exert the most energy?
By taking down enemies with my baddass measurement guessing skills!
20) On a scale of one to penguin, how Болталка are YOU?
Air vent.
Okay that's all for now! Don't forget to post Вопросы on my Форум post!!!
1) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
"Diversity and multiculturalism are such basic facts of life that they can play a role in almost any speech Ты give. Consider the following situations." Curse you, public speaking textbook!
2) When is the last time Ты played the air guitar?
*thinks* Um...yesterday. I was listening to Linkin Park.. *whispers* I was playing air Пианино too...don't tell anyone!
3) What was the last lie Ты told?
The answer to Вопрос 1. That was actually line 18.
4) Smell the air. What do Ты smell?
Cats. Definitely cats. *glares* Oh, and крыса piss.
5) Your left index finger is now a gun, what did Ты shoot?
The tissue I was using to stop the bleeding from my nose that occurred when my stupid крыса bit it. Damn.
6) Type your first name backwards into Google Images, the 1st picture is Ты in the future, post the results.
Wow, I am one sexy donkey!
7) What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard?
Um...a joke on a Laffy Taffy wrapper that went a little something like:
"Why did the Магазин close at 2 o'clock?
Because it was Two-sday!"
Hardy har har.
8) What is the first curse word that comes to mind?
Ты futhermucking bons of sitches.
9) Zombies are suddenly attacking you, look to your right that is now your weapon, how fucked или saved are you?
*gasp* A walmart bag!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIEEEEEEE!!!!!!
10) Lamps или Ceiling Lights?
Uh...lamps?
11) Ever shined a flashlight in your eye?
Yes.
12) When was the last time Ты fell over?
Um...*trips over sidewalk and falls flat on my face* Now?
13) What do Ты do when it snows?
Scream and run.
14) Name a Болталка Vegetable.
Rutebega.
15) Math is...
Useless. Since when has a villain asked Ты "what is the probability that a right hexagonal prism with a radius of 17.8 centimeters will have a 37% greater surface area than a cone with a volume of 43.9pi cm cubed?" They don't do that! They just kill you!
16) Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, Bebo, etc. Which is best?
Fanpop. And what the hell is Bebo?
17) How much do Ты perspire?
I prefer not to answer that question.
18) Define Rap in two words.
Baddass Dr.Seuss
19) How do Ты exert the most energy?
By taking down enemies with my baddass measurement guessing skills!
20) On a scale of one to penguin, how Болталка are YOU?
Air vent.
Okay that's all for now! Don't forget to post Вопросы on my Форум post!!!
Alias: Phase
Age: 17
Appearance: short pixie cut black hair, deep brown eyes.
Personality: She will laugh at almost anything, she can't help it how much she laughs at the smallest things. she a Tomboy.
Abilities/Powers: she has the ability to stop time for a moment in time, whether it be dodging an attack или just to confuse her opponent. To others it may seem like she has super speed but she can Переместить at the speed of light when freezing the time.
Relationship: Single
Civvies: black tights, with toms, crewnecks, long sleeves, sweaters.
Past :Unknown
Others: sometimes her powers back огонь on here and she stuns herself and gets short term memory loss.