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posted by trueshadowwolf
Warning language, other sick stuff, and violents and pranks
"Hello, my name is humphrey the omega, AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!!" humphrey said. He got out a Футбол ball, filled with bees. He kicked it at garth, and thier asses were getting stung. "Oh Shit, ha ha ha!!!" Humphrey laughed. "DUDE THATS NOT COOL.... THE FUCK? I THINK MY жопа, попка IS NUM NOW." garth shouted at humphrey.

The squrrel.

Humphrey goes to a forest. Kate sawed him. "Hey humphrey!" Kate shouted. Then humphrey went behind a дерево Then all the sudden a squrrel showed up. *Kate tips her head* " huh, humphrey?!" Kate сказал(-а) confuseingly. "Humphrey.... Is that you?!" Kate said. Then humphrey was behind the дерево laughing. "Wha--- what the hell.... Are Ты trying to prank me!" Kate shouted. "I also Опубликовано it on YouTube. " humphrey said. Then Kate got very pissed off. And kicked humphreys ass.

The gorilla.

" okay mooch, what I want Ты to do is dress up as a gorilla, we are going to scare kates parents!" Humphrey said. "Ok got it... Ha ha ha.... Oh oh oh oh!!!" Mooch said. Then mooch out the costume on. "Okay wait until eve and Winston come back, stay in this den, I will signal you!" Humphrey said.

Later....

Eve and Winston got back. Mooch was in There closet. Then mooch came out. "OH, OH, OOH, OOH!!!" mooch came out with a gorilla suit on. Then eve and Winston got out of the den. "What the hell is that?!" Eve said. "Dont worry ma'am i got this, Im a zoology expert, his a gorilla... Hold on i got this." Salty said. He went up to the gorilla. The the gorilla grabbed Salty and pretending to перфоратор, удар, пунш him. "What the hell?" Eve said. She saw a zipper behind its back. She unzipped it and she knew it was mooch. Then eve got all pissed off and kicked both thier asses.

Forest boxing.

Humphrey and Kate were just in thier den. Then all a sudden Salty and shakey came in with boxing uniforms. And mooch was shouting. " SALTY THE SHOCKER VS. SHAKEY THE ROCKER!!!" Then Kate said. "What the hell?!" Kate said. Then shakey and Salty began to beat the Shit out if each other. "Basturd!!!" Salty shouted. " Bring it on Shit head!!!" Shakey said. Then Salty won. "WINNER, SALTY THE SHOCKER!!!!" mooch said. Then humphrey and Kate were claping slowly.

The portal potty.

Garth found a portal potty. He was about to use the restroom. Then all the sudden a exploseive came and Shit came out. And garth had Shit all over him. Then he came out. "What the fuck Man! What the fuck!!!" Garth figured out it was humphrey. Humphrey was laughing. Then garth pushed him. "Fucking douchbag!" Garth said.

Weigie!

Humphrey was just walking through through the forest. Garth was behind a tree. Humphrey doesnt know. Then garth pushed a Button. The a underwear showed up and There was a hook on it and it get whole of humphrey and the underwear got on him. And he was hanging. With the underwear, his wearing. " oh Shit!!!" Humphrey shouted. He was hanging 6 feet up the air. "Ha ha ha Im just gonna let bang There for a day!" Garth said. "This isnt funny! Help!" Humphrey said.

How to beat the Shit out of your sister!!!

"Hello, my name is Kate, and Im going to beat the Shit out of my sister all day... Right Now shes in the bathroom... " Kate said. Then Kate opened the bathroom door and beat the Shit outta Lilly while she was urinating. Then Kate left. "Kate... What the hell is the matter with you! Fucking fagget!" Lilly said.

Later...

"Hello my name is Lilly, Im going to get back at my sister.... And Im going to beat the Shit out of her too.... Right Now shes in the логово, ден sleeping.... " Lilly said. Then Lilly sneeked in her room. She was sleeping. Then Lilly beat the Shit out of Lilly. "PAYBACK!!!" Lilly said. "What the hell is going on here!" Eve said. "Well shes the one that beat the Shit out of me first." Lilly said. "Oh Shut up!" Kate said. Then Lilly was pulling her hair. "Ahhh damnit!" Kate shouted. Then Kate was biting her. "Hey stop that или ill beat the Shit outta you!" Eve shouted. They both Sitted. "Sorry Kate!" Lilly said. "Sorry Lilly!" Kate said. "Hey wheres humphrey?" Kate asked. "I dont know." Lilly said.
Humphrey was still hanging on the underwear. "Someone help!" Humphrey shouted. "Anybody?" Humphrey said. Then a squrrel was chewing on the rope. And humphrey fell. "Thank you!" Humphrey said. He took off the underwear. Humphrey went to his den. "Damn it... My Dick hurts!" Humphrey said.

End of episode
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Source: I took from my webcam :p
On a warm день in jasper park lilly went with garth to watch out for enimies around the border.
Lillys pov
Lilly:Garth when can we go Главная im sleepy
Garth:we can go when the sun goes down
Lilly:who are those guys
Garth:what?

figures seen in the distance

Garth:Shit GO GET WINSTON

Lilly: on it

Kates pov
Kate:whats going on

Garth:we might be under attack. *pulls out pistol*

Kate: where is Lilly

Lilly:we're here

Winston:whats going on?!

Garth:we might be under attack we need to form alphas just in case the Волки are a threat to us.

*Screaming*

find out what happens Далее in chapter 2
posted by SentinelPrime89
The wind blowing into the логово, ден made King shiver. He grunted painfully as he tried to stand up, his mangled paw hanging limp off the логово, ден floor. King caught the scent of Princess in the air and turned around to face her sitting before him. "How... How'd Ты find me?" King asked.
"I followed the blood trail Ты left in the snow after our pa... our former pack ran Ты over. I found Ты and moved Ты up into this den." Answered Princess as she walked over and laid down in front of her father to tend to his wounds.
King's eyes open wide. "Former pack?"
Princess nodded. "They're gone, long gone. One of...
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posted by westernunit-211
The battle for the Western territory is over now it's time for Humphrey and his men to take it to the Eastern territory and take them all out, once in for all.

'Invasion'
Day 3 08:05 hrs
Frost's безопасно, сейф house
Dare Собаки 212
Jasper National park, Canada

Frost woke up and was still tired from yesterdays battle, but he knew that he still had to continue on fighting the enemy to end the war for good. Kate was still asleep, so he got up and stretched out and left his den. He went out and saw some caribou 150 meters NE of his безопасно, сейф house. David and Sandman came out and saw Frost looking at the caribou not far...
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posted by CatoStoicus
I just needed to let fellow Alpha and Omega know about this, there is a petition on Change. org now calling on Lionsgate and Crest to make an Alpha and Omega spin-off movie featuring Lilly and Garth as the main characters.

Every time someone signs the petition, another letter is sent to the head of Lionsgate's Motion Picture Group telling him how much we'd Любовь to see a movie like this.

So, if Ты like Lilly and Garth, или just want to see the movie series continue beyond the Далее few sequels, signing the petition would not be a bad idea.

The petition can be found by searching "Alpha and Omega" или "Lilly and Garth" on Change. org. If anybody wants to sign it, that would be great.

We're going to need all the help we can get if we want Lionsgate to take this seriously. So every signature helps. With enough support, we can get Lionsgate to take notice and get this movie made.
posted by Slenderwolf
Morshu:Lamp oil, rope, BOMBS! Ты want it? It’s yours my friend. As long as Ты have enough rupees.
Link:i want it!
Morshu:Sorry Link, i can’t give credit. Come back when you’re a little, MMMMMMMMMMMM richer.
Link:son of a-
Spy:PICKABOO!
*then Spy bite Link's Neck*
Spy:hey Morshu do Ты are a, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Shopkeeper?
Morshu:MMMMMM.
Spy:can i have B0mbz?
Morshu:MMMMMMMMMMMM(Over nine thousand years later...)MMMMMMMMMM...as long as Ты have enough rupees.
Spy:I want it!
Morshu:Sorry, Sp-
*Stab can be heard*
Spy:Thank Ты for being such a dear friend.
15 минуты fater... (WHAT!?) Swat guy 1:What just happend?!
Swat guy 2:That was a murder.
Swat guy 1:Do Ты want, MMMMMMMMMMMM b0mbz?
Swat guy 2:Nope.avi
Swat guy 1:Uhhhhhhhh...okay.
The MMMMMMMMM End.
so, i loved Alpha and Omega 1 and 2. they're the best Фильмы i ever seen! Alpha and Omega 1 had a great story, lovable characters along with funny and touching moments. Alpha and Omega 2 had all of these stuff back again and made the franchise even better. Now, i really can't wait for A&O 3 and 4 to come out, cause this franchise's been endeared to me ever since A&O 1.
but unfortunately, Lionsgate confirmed that A&O 4 is gonna be the end to the "Alpha and Omega" saga. that makes me feel sad, cause like i said, i Любовь this saga, and i always will, but when it ends, i'll be stuck in watching stupid Фильмы again.

so yeah, it's confirmed: Alpha and Omega 4 is gonna end another great saga
the noises from howling through the midnight; not from the midnight howl, but from the end of our own territory were howls of sorrows and depression, im not sure what they called but it was misery from what they had to grow through, especially since new members like me- viper, a young recruited alpha волк with rdarkish red мех was on the pending Список among the others to be selected to go among what we called the above.
among the hills near our pack downhill there was our den. slowly i walked up towards the end of the cliff and looked upon the full moon with a brawny feeling in me but with suicide...
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posted by TheChriZ1995
Alright, I'm sure people want to hear what others thought of it so here's my honest opinion after watching it once over. Spoilers ahead obviously!

I thought it was alright for what it was, yes the Анимация was bad and makes the first movie look wayyy better but when Ты look beyond that I found myself getting a few good laughs at the story and how Kate and Humphrey acted around each other as mates. First of all the entire first sneak peek clip did not do a good job of Показ this, they still acted as a team and got along as Ты would expect them too after the first movie, Kate being like a...
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