Lets review the only movie of the series, that isn't complete shit.
A series starting with the stupidest moment is the акула jumping on the boat.. I mean WHAT!?
And ends with a акула roaring, fucking roaring,
And a man escaping a plane being dragged down by a акула and escapes without a scratch "and nobody asking how". And that Sharks travel thousands of miles for revenge, and turns out the сказал(-а) revenge was poorly planned out, cause Michael literary jumps into the water, and Jaws swims away, even though the entire point of Jaws coming all that way, was the sole purpose of killing Michael.
Anyway, here's my sarcastic review of a famish movie that caused Sharks too be hunted down, and for people too make so many акула movies, Ты wanna take the makers of Jaws and slap them across the face, saying, "YOU CREATED MONSTERS!"
So, let's get this mockery started..
And yes.. I seen this movie before.. Grew up with it еще или less.. Dad showed me it.. And ever sense, I been one traumatized kid..
Anyway, here we go..
During a late-night пляж, пляжный party on Amity Island, a young woman goes skinny dipping (just because). While treading water, she is violently pulled under by a unseen force.
Okay.. All kidding aside.. NOT seeing Bruce the shark, is WAY scarier.. It's why we're all so scared. We can't friggin see it.
It sure screwed ME up.
Anyway, with the murder being all over the news.
The new Police chief, Brody, demands the пляж, пляжный closed.
But the Mayor overrules him because.. Well.. He's a fucking idiot.
So, as expected, another акула related murder takes place. And Brody shuts down the beach.
And the town is mad at him, demanding the пляж, пляжный too be open.
What were Ты all smoking weed while the poor little boy was being murdered?
Than again, that would explain why nobody reacted too it, least till the saw the blood. Not when the kid was screaming two feet away from them.
Anyway, thinking Brody is being paranoid, yeah. Only paranoid.. That's clearly why two people are found dead within the same week.
Local fishermen catch a large tiger shark, the mayor proclaims the beaches safe, because, Ты know, "death = еще money".
Hooper disputes it being the same predator, confirming this after no human remains are found inside it. Hooper and Brody find a half-sunken fisherman's vessel while searching the night waters in Hooper's boat. Underwater, Hooper retrieves a sizable great white shark's tooth embedded in the submerged hull, but drops it after being startled by the fisherman's corpse (an "good" jump scare).
Mayor discounts Brody and Hooper's claims that a huge great white акула is responsible, even though people fucking SAW it kill a kid, and refuses to close the beaches.
How did this guy even become mayor? He's either a sociopath, или the stupidest person alive.
On the Fourth of July weekend, tourists pack the beaches. Following a juvenile prank (dicks), the real акула (Bruce) enters a nearby estuary, leading to my favourite scene.
We briefly see Bruce, as he kills his Далее victim.
That always scared me the most in this movie, never got that vision out of my head.
Though the leg kinda ruined it for me.
But for some unexplained reason, bruce doesn't kill Michael. Just swims bye. Leaving him traumatized.
Skip ahead.
Quint, Brody and Hooper set out on Quint's boat, the Orca, to hunt Bruce.
While Brody lays down a chum line, Quint waits for an opportunity to hook the shark. Without warning, Bruce appears behind the boat, leading too Brody's famish line, and Quint estimates its length at 25 feet (7.6 m). Quint harpoons the акула with a tethered barrel but it drags the barrel underwater and disappears.
At nightfall, as the three swap stories, the Bruce returns unexpectedly, ramming the boat's hull and killing the power. The men work through the night repairing the engine. In the morning, Brody attempts to call the Coast Guard, but Quint smashes the radio, enraging Brody.
After a long chase, Quint harpoons another barrel into the shark. The line is tied to the stern, but the Bruce drags the лодка backwards, swamping the deck and flooding the engine compartment, forcing Quint to sever the line to prevent the transom from being pulled out. He then heads toward shore, intending to lure the акула to shallower waters and suffocate it, but the overtaxed engine quits.
With the Orca slowly sinking, the trio attempt a riskier approach: Hooper dons scuba gear and enters the water in a shark-proof cage, intending to lethally inject the акула with strychnine using a hypodermic spear. The акула demolishes the cage before Hooper can inject it, but he manages to escape to the seabed.
Little known fact. Hooper dies in the actual book.
Anyway, Bruce then attacks the лодка directly, LITERARY jumping the shark, by jumping on the boat, and devouring Quint.
Trapped on the sinking vessel, Brody stuffs a pressurized scuba tank into the Bruce's mouth, and shoots the tank with Quint's rifle, giving the OTHER famish line. before blowing the fucking shit out of Bruce.
With Bruce gone, Hooper resurfaces, and he and Brody paddle to Amity Island clinging to лодка wreckage.
And that's Jaws.. Still holds up.. I really like this one..
A series starting with the stupidest moment is the акула jumping on the boat.. I mean WHAT!?
And ends with a акула roaring, fucking roaring,
And a man escaping a plane being dragged down by a акула and escapes without a scratch "and nobody asking how". And that Sharks travel thousands of miles for revenge, and turns out the сказал(-а) revenge was poorly planned out, cause Michael literary jumps into the water, and Jaws swims away, even though the entire point of Jaws coming all that way, was the sole purpose of killing Michael.
Anyway, here's my sarcastic review of a famish movie that caused Sharks too be hunted down, and for people too make so many акула movies, Ты wanna take the makers of Jaws and slap them across the face, saying, "YOU CREATED MONSTERS!"
So, let's get this mockery started..
And yes.. I seen this movie before.. Grew up with it еще или less.. Dad showed me it.. And ever sense, I been one traumatized kid..
Anyway, here we go..
During a late-night пляж, пляжный party on Amity Island, a young woman goes skinny dipping (just because). While treading water, she is violently pulled under by a unseen force.
Okay.. All kidding aside.. NOT seeing Bruce the shark, is WAY scarier.. It's why we're all so scared. We can't friggin see it.
It sure screwed ME up.
Anyway, with the murder being all over the news.
The new Police chief, Brody, demands the пляж, пляжный closed.
But the Mayor overrules him because.. Well.. He's a fucking idiot.
So, as expected, another акула related murder takes place. And Brody shuts down the beach.
And the town is mad at him, demanding the пляж, пляжный too be open.
What were Ты all smoking weed while the poor little boy was being murdered?
Than again, that would explain why nobody reacted too it, least till the saw the blood. Not when the kid was screaming two feet away from them.
Anyway, thinking Brody is being paranoid, yeah. Only paranoid.. That's clearly why two people are found dead within the same week.
Local fishermen catch a large tiger shark, the mayor proclaims the beaches safe, because, Ты know, "death = еще money".
Hooper disputes it being the same predator, confirming this after no human remains are found inside it. Hooper and Brody find a half-sunken fisherman's vessel while searching the night waters in Hooper's boat. Underwater, Hooper retrieves a sizable great white shark's tooth embedded in the submerged hull, but drops it after being startled by the fisherman's corpse (an "good" jump scare).
Mayor discounts Brody and Hooper's claims that a huge great white акула is responsible, even though people fucking SAW it kill a kid, and refuses to close the beaches.
How did this guy even become mayor? He's either a sociopath, или the stupidest person alive.
On the Fourth of July weekend, tourists pack the beaches. Following a juvenile prank (dicks), the real акула (Bruce) enters a nearby estuary, leading to my favourite scene.
We briefly see Bruce, as he kills his Далее victim.
That always scared me the most in this movie, never got that vision out of my head.
Though the leg kinda ruined it for me.
But for some unexplained reason, bruce doesn't kill Michael. Just swims bye. Leaving him traumatized.
Skip ahead.
Quint, Brody and Hooper set out on Quint's boat, the Orca, to hunt Bruce.
While Brody lays down a chum line, Quint waits for an opportunity to hook the shark. Without warning, Bruce appears behind the boat, leading too Brody's famish line, and Quint estimates its length at 25 feet (7.6 m). Quint harpoons the акула with a tethered barrel but it drags the barrel underwater and disappears.
At nightfall, as the three swap stories, the Bruce returns unexpectedly, ramming the boat's hull and killing the power. The men work through the night repairing the engine. In the morning, Brody attempts to call the Coast Guard, but Quint smashes the radio, enraging Brody.
After a long chase, Quint harpoons another barrel into the shark. The line is tied to the stern, but the Bruce drags the лодка backwards, swamping the deck and flooding the engine compartment, forcing Quint to sever the line to prevent the transom from being pulled out. He then heads toward shore, intending to lure the акула to shallower waters and suffocate it, but the overtaxed engine quits.
With the Orca slowly sinking, the trio attempt a riskier approach: Hooper dons scuba gear and enters the water in a shark-proof cage, intending to lethally inject the акула with strychnine using a hypodermic spear. The акула demolishes the cage before Hooper can inject it, but he manages to escape to the seabed.
Little known fact. Hooper dies in the actual book.
Anyway, Bruce then attacks the лодка directly, LITERARY jumping the shark, by jumping on the boat, and devouring Quint.
Trapped on the sinking vessel, Brody stuffs a pressurized scuba tank into the Bruce's mouth, and shoots the tank with Quint's rifle, giving the OTHER famish line. before blowing the fucking shit out of Bruce.
With Bruce gone, Hooper resurfaces, and he and Brody paddle to Amity Island clinging to лодка wreckage.
And that's Jaws.. Still holds up.. I really like this one..
Wow..
Thats all I can say.
Wow..
I'm glad the Nazi сука died so horribly, she was really starting to piss me off. All she dose is fuck with peope's minds, instead of fighting fairly.
And as much I can't say I'm a Фан of Sara's.
I mean, she's a good character, but there's just something bout her I don't like..
But obviously that didn't make it any easier to hear her suffering, so. Yeah.. It's one thing I hate worse then seeing army men die, it's seeing attractive woman being tortured.l
But anyway.
Let's Переместить on the слон of the room.
Pip's death.. THAT слон in the room.
And as sad depressing as it was, I can't say it came as a complete serprise to me.
I read certain spoilers once, so I also am aware that Anderson dies, nd Walter backstabs them, so.. I'm aware of that.
So.. Yeah.
Still though, Pip has earned his rest, so. We can think of it that way..
Thats all I can say.
Wow..
I'm glad the Nazi сука died so horribly, she was really starting to piss me off. All she dose is fuck with peope's minds, instead of fighting fairly.
And as much I can't say I'm a Фан of Sara's.
I mean, she's a good character, but there's just something bout her I don't like..
But obviously that didn't make it any easier to hear her suffering, so. Yeah.. It's one thing I hate worse then seeing army men die, it's seeing attractive woman being tortured.l
But anyway.
Let's Переместить on the слон of the room.
Pip's death.. THAT слон in the room.
And as sad depressing as it was, I can't say it came as a complete serprise to me.
I read certain spoilers once, so I also am aware that Anderson dies, nd Walter backstabs them, so.. I'm aware of that.
So.. Yeah.
Still though, Pip has earned his rest, so. We can think of it that way..
As usual.
I don't have much to say..
It's been while since I watch this show, but the episode was good.
Like most media's.
Most times I just watch this Показать for the violence.
And when Ты know it's Japenesse, Ты KNOW your get nothing but blood covered pleasure. If I was a sadist I probably would get a boner from such intense battles.
But anyway.
At first I was a bit mad when they blew down the zeppelin, thought it meant their will be no epic fight against the crazy nazi bitch.
But.. I was proven wrong, she and her men servived.
And apparently she can make illusions to have herself bigger (yeah, cause that's "totally" playing fair)..
But at wheat I didn't see too many of Pip's men die.
I hate seeing army men die in shows like this.
I made episode 2 really hard to watch in that way.
All those poor army men.
Well anyway.
That's all I got.
Let's await episode 7.
And see what the crazy nazi сука has in store..
I don't have much to say..
It's been while since I watch this show, but the episode was good.
Like most media's.
Most times I just watch this Показать for the violence.
And when Ты know it's Japenesse, Ты KNOW your get nothing but blood covered pleasure. If I was a sadist I probably would get a boner from such intense battles.
But anyway.
At first I was a bit mad when they blew down the zeppelin, thought it meant their will be no epic fight against the crazy nazi bitch.
But.. I was proven wrong, she and her men servived.
And apparently she can make illusions to have herself bigger (yeah, cause that's "totally" playing fair)..
But at wheat I didn't see too many of Pip's men die.
I hate seeing army men die in shows like this.
I made episode 2 really hard to watch in that way.
All those poor army men.
Well anyway.
That's all I got.
Let's await episode 7.
And see what the crazy nazi сука has in store..
#5: WINDWAKERGUY430:
So.. He may seem innocent enough, but he most gets mad at about everything.
But hey.. If a sitcom spoof that turns into a shootout for no god damn reason, is your kind of humour.. Than have fun.. Weirdo's
#4: JADE_23:
........... Thought I would of had something for Jade, but guess not.
#3: CANADA24:
Basically he's someone who reviews certain shows, like Hellsing for example, but only says "mwa" instead of actually INTELLIGENT reviews.
And most of his "humour" is no different than Wind.. In fact he steals Wind's idea a lot.. Usually making them even еще mean spirited and unfunny..
#2: AQUAMARINE
Just avoid her in general, she's weird..
#1: EVERYONE ELSE:
Their all dicks.. With an odd acceptation of people like those people that rant about селезень, дрейк and Josh. Their the REAL human beings..
So.. He may seem innocent enough, but he most gets mad at about everything.
But hey.. If a sitcom spoof that turns into a shootout for no god damn reason, is your kind of humour.. Than have fun.. Weirdo's
#4: JADE_23:
........... Thought I would of had something for Jade, but guess not.
#3: CANADA24:
Basically he's someone who reviews certain shows, like Hellsing for example, but only says "mwa" instead of actually INTELLIGENT reviews.
And most of his "humour" is no different than Wind.. In fact he steals Wind's idea a lot.. Usually making them even еще mean spirited and unfunny..
#2: AQUAMARINE
Just avoid her in general, she's weird..
#1: EVERYONE ELSE:
Their all dicks.. With an odd acceptation of people like those people that rant about селезень, дрейк and Josh. Their the REAL human beings..
I'm decided to start reviewing this Показать as well..
I only ever seen the first episode, even than, only bits and pieces of it..
But it looks funny so far. And I Любовь Aaron Paul. So, there's that..
And the guy playing BoJack, seems really funny..
I only watched the first episode.. But it's really good so far.. Amazing voice work, even when there not being funny, the voices somehow make it SEEM funny..
I know I heard the penguin's voice somewhere.. Forget where.. Maybe Seth MacFarlene's Ted.
There's about 37 episodes.. I think I might be able to handle this...
Monster every monday.. BoJack every Saterday..
Besides, BoJack inspired my newest MLP story..
"Misadventures of Saten Twist and AlexMane"..
So, two birds I guess..
LINK: link
I only ever seen the first episode, even than, only bits and pieces of it..
But it looks funny so far. And I Любовь Aaron Paul. So, there's that..
And the guy playing BoJack, seems really funny..
I only watched the first episode.. But it's really good so far.. Amazing voice work, even when there not being funny, the voices somehow make it SEEM funny..
I know I heard the penguin's voice somewhere.. Forget where.. Maybe Seth MacFarlene's Ted.
There's about 37 episodes.. I think I might be able to handle this...
Monster every monday.. BoJack every Saterday..
Besides, BoJack inspired my newest MLP story..
"Misadventures of Saten Twist and AlexMane"..
So, two birds I guess..
LINK: link
I forgot about this show..
I'm not watching Death Note anymore..
For all those saying, Ты don't like it cause Ты haven't watched it.
Well, I HAVE watched it.
Truth is, I don't care about ANY of those characters, and what happens to them.
Sorry Aqua, this includes L..
So, yeah, sticking to Monster..
Here's to hoping something INTERESTING happens soon.
It's getting a bit dull..
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I'm not watching Death Note anymore..
For all those saying, Ты don't like it cause Ты haven't watched it.
Well, I HAVE watched it.
Truth is, I don't care about ANY of those characters, and what happens to them.
Sorry Aqua, this includes L..
So, yeah, sticking to Monster..
Here's to hoping something INTERESTING happens soon.
It's getting a bit dull..
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#1: He CAN be funny:
But he never seems to try too hard.
Eight Crazy Nights shows how much he wastes his OWN talents..
#2: I actually LIKE his normal voice:
But, I'm guessing that he thinks it is funny to sound as annoying as possible, even though his normal voice is WAY funnier, than a tone deaf voice..
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But he never seems to try too hard.
Eight Crazy Nights shows how much he wastes his OWN talents..
#2: I actually LIKE his normal voice:
But, I'm guessing that he thinks it is funny to sound as annoying as possible, even though his normal voice is WAY funnier, than a tone deaf voice..
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