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#1:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!

Me: This is why hookers don't get paid much.


#2:
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all Ты want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Шрек change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!

ME: Try watching Шрек 2 dumbass..


#3:
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!

ME: Don't worry sweetheart, if your his first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay или a serial killer..


#4:
Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it by summer.

ME: Good idea, can't have еще of your kind running around..


#5:
If Ты hadn't Остаться в живых your viginity by 14, your a fucking loser, kill yourself! No offence.

ME: Stop playing CoD online and fix that gas leak..


#6:
Let me make this clear for all Ты "men" out there.. Ты can't not hit a woman.. Even if she's physically abusing you.. Your be put to jail! Cause girls are protected by law.. Girls can't abuse boys, only boys can abuse girls!.. If Ты claim your girlfriend is abusing you! GOOD! Ты diserve it for being a man!

ME: Not saying genecide is a good thing. But not saying it's not either..


#7:
I put my hand down my pants to adjest my balls, now my palm smells! #Gross

ME: #NoShit!


#8:
Child porn should be legal. The way I see it, people that rape kids would do it anyway. Child porn isn't at ALL an influence!

ME: Except giving them ideas on what to do..


#9:
If Trump becomes president I'm moving back to Hawaii! Fuck America!

ME: Yeah, lets get away from America and live in Texas..


#10:
This is all BS! The Germans never did that to the Jews! But the Jews have done much worse to germans! Stop with your jewish lies about halocoust! Lets talk about 60 million nazi's that were killed for no reason after WW2! Not the fake 6 million Jewish deaths!

ME: 60 million!? How can Ты kill 60 million!?


#11:
Gay rights! Woman rights! Gays and woman should be monitored!


#12:
Nate of American indians need to Переместить back to indianapolis! I'm sick of immigration!

ME: An Jews need to go back to Jamaica


#13:
I can't stand people who publically come out as gay! Ты don't see straight people publically coming out as straight! Nobody cares that your gay! Ты don't

ME: Yes, totally the same thing..


#14:
I'm not a hooker! I just make money while being sexually pleasured, okay!

ME: That's still a hooker..


#15:
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman Остаться в живых there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.

ME: This is real people! These people are real!


#16:
Another reporter was killed today. I think the only solution is to create a Muslim holocaust. Put them in construction camps, and exterminate them from this world!

ME: HEIL HITLAR!!


#17:
Saw my son’s penis at a scan today. #Impressed #Proud

ME: #GetHelp!


#18:
If being Gay is natural, where are the gay babies!?

ME: They are still in the lab..


#19:
This is PSA to men. When we say something and Ты disagree pretend to agree anyway. Cause when we hear “no your wrong” we get scared. With the amount of rape culture, we take it as a sign that your silencing us. And if Ты continue to do so just cause Ты arrogantly believe woman are wrong, than it’s a slippery slope to Misogyny and abuse.

ME: Yes, woman are never wrong.. Just ask Elizabeth Bathory


#20:
I Любовь jealous aggressive guys. That’s right. Beat me. Push me. Get in my face! Don’t ignore my arguments, argue back. Even if your wrong, win the argument. I’m a strong minded stubborn girl, and if Ты let me walk all over Ты I will. No girl wants a emotionally weak man. She wants a man who can put her in her place!

ME: And the mother of the год award goes tooooo
posted by Canada24
#1: THEY HAVE OUR BACK:
If anybody attacks Canada. We can take peace in knowing that America will come and kick their ass.
Same with Canada to America. Though OUR military isn't quite as good..


#2: BANDS:
They have Metallica and all them..
We have Justin Bieber..


#3: I LIKE THEIR FLAG:
Certainly better then a leaf..


#4: AMC:
Walking dead, and Breaking Bad are both American shows. And the GREATEST shows..


#5: FLORIDA:
We go their EVERY year..


#6: THEY HAVE JIMMY TATRO:
Funniest Youtube guy I could of think of.
And is now a movie star..


#7: THEY HAVE WILL FARREL:
Who cares how mean he probably is.
He's hilarious..


#8: BAND OF BROTHERS:
It's about the AMERICAN army.
ALL the good ones are. Like Saving Private Ryan. And Fury..


#9: CANADA HAS NO COME BACKS:
America labels us all these things.
We never have anything smart enough to say back.


#10: BETTER LAW SYSTEM:
Canada has NO justice..
posted by Canada24
Sense Eric is my is my new favourite Jimmy Tatro character. I decided to have a marathon of him, and looked up every video featuring him.. (sorry if I left out some, Eric is a HUGE character)..

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Dubstep

THAT drunk girl (small appearance)

Types of Drunks (the Pros)

Squad поздний завтрак, бранч

Why white dudes shouldn't rap (one of his funniest ones)

The translator

The intervention

Avengers gone wrong

Superman is our roommate

Who do Ты know here

The impressionist

Cribs: Breakup Edition

The Фэнтези Draft

March Sadness (one of the voices)

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#1: THE BOOGEYMAN - VINCENT VEVA CAVA:
I Опубликовано this story all over Фан pop, so we all know it.
* Little boy keeping parents up at night.
* Mystery lady in closet takes little boy.
* Little boy is secretly replaced by large, morphing, Maggot..


#2: THEY PUSHED HER:
it was meant to just be a prank, but they are shocked to realize that they accidently killed the poor girl.
Anyway, due to being a creepypasta, obviously Carmen's ghost returns to haunt them.
The girls began getting mysterious e mails saying "they pushed her" and it never says who it's from.
It reminds me of the Simpsons Хэллоуин episode,...
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posted by Canada24
SEVERAL DAYS LATER:

ON ROAD:

Packie: Эй, Niko.. Dash.. Glad Ты two could make it.

Dash: Of coarse... So Gracie.. Remember me?

Gracie: (gagged) Yes Ты tit-less slut.. HOPE Ты DIE!

Dash: Yes.. We shared some good times didn't we?

Gracie: (gagged) I'LL RIP YOUR FACE OFF!

Packie: Gracie, watch your mouth. Lucia is a good friend of mine. Don't say that about her.

Gracie: (gagged) Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

Packie: Gracie, you're sweet. I know I'm too good for her, but sometimes a guy has got to hang out with lowlifes like Dashie here.. She's got his her uses.

Gracie: (gagged) I'll give you...
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posted by Canada24
SEVERAL DAYS LATER

"So where we going?" Niko asked.

"I got this meeting over on Joliet Street. There's a винтовка up on the roof of the place Далее door. Ты need to go up there and make sure nothing goes wrong" Packie said, as he and Niko were meeting for the first time.

"I suppose I can handle that" Niko insisted.

"Great.. Though this isn't MY deal.. It's someone else's.. who owes Elizabeta a little bit of money... I'm suppose watching over the person, same way your watching 'me'.. Your my guardian angel, boy" Packie said.

"If Ты and this stranger don't trust these guys you're doing the deal with,...
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CURRENT AGE: 29.. (25 during GTA 4).

PREFERED WEAPON: (shotguns, pistols).

BACKGROUND:
It's unknown what officially caused the death of her family, but she mentions her unnamed sister died of cancel.
And Packie and Maureen are the only family she has left, even though they obviously aren't related.
It's never FULLY mentioned, how she found Packie in the first place..


APPEARENCE:
Usually described as an very attractive girl.
But also a bit of a short one.
Along with long brunette hair, rosy eyes (kinda similar to радуга Dash from my little pony).


PERSONALITY
Dash isn't your typical GIRLY girl.
She's...
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added by Canada24
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#1: FREDDY KRUEGER (nightmare on Elms улица, уличный spoof):
Most of Freddy's most disturbing traits are replaced by his immature behavior.
for example, he refuses to kill Nancy till she becomes scared of him, when she starts getting bored by how long he's taking to kill him.,
Freddy goes around quoting every line he EVER had in the actual movies, and also using Цитаты from other Фильмы (though he denies it and claims it's HIS quote).
Due to this "new" personality, it's possible that only reason he's killing people in their sleep, is because he "can" kill us in our sleep..


#2: RICK GRIMES (Walking Dead...
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#1: METALLICA:
I literary grew up lessoning to these guys, I never saw them live, but probably will never need to.

#2: THREE DAYS GRACE:
Again.
I grew up with these guys.
And even have an autographed picture of them.
And, on еще then one occasion, I use them in school projects.

#3: NICELBACK:
All the same as сказал(-а) for Three days grace.
Accept the autographed picture part.

#4: EMINEM:
Ever sense 8 mile he became all I ever lesson too.

#5: AVENGED SEVENFOLD:
It's kinda hard to explain, but my foundness of them goes from WAY back. Not even sure how long, but I know it was at least 4 или 5 years.

#6: DISTURBED:...
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posted by Canada24
#1: Dragonowitiz:
For those who don't know. This is my name for Pony.Mov Spike. Based on the characters last name.. Anyway. There are lots of reasons he's on here.. Can't name any at the moment though..

#2: Alucard Abridged:

#3: Jan Valentine, both version:
He is every bad thing Ты can think of. But he's also hilarious. And a good villain..

#4: Abridged Anderson:

#5: SwagDash:
Total bitch, and she would take this as an compliment.. But still.. SWAG!! She says SWAG!!

#6: Shydale:
My name for Pony.mov Fluttershy. Again based on the last name.. She murders without remorse, but she still has that...
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#10:
Goku: Gohan. Get to the ship. If Puccalo dies. This would of been all for nothing..
Gohan: Wow. This is Serprisingly thought out for you.
Goku: (sternly) Gohan.. Where should Ты be wait now?
Gohan: ... This shi-
Goku: THE SHIP!!

#9:
Reditiz: (explaining what Гоку is)
Goku: .. What?
Reditiz: Plus I am your brother
Goku: What?
Reditiz: You.. Fell on your head as a baby didn't you?
Goku: ... What?

#8:
Piccolo: We're here to stop the senseless slaughter of these people.
Frieza: 92..
Piccolo: This has gone on for too long. And now Ты must suffer.
Frieza: 355..
Piccolo: And we're the ones who will stop...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.


This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting Животные to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain пони that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did Ты find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - радуга Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Герои - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Показать - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a дерево stump when suddenly..

Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
Fluttershy: AH! *Hides, but realizes the parasprite did not do anything scary*
Parasprite: *Goes to Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Oh, hi. Ты look very adorable. I gotta take Ты to meet some friends.

So she walks...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Warning: The owner of the copyright in this Фан fiction has authorized it's use for members of this club to read, and enjoy, over, and over again without charge of any kind. Any other use of this Фан fiction including any copying, reproduction или performance of any of the material..... Ah, who am I kidding? I know you're not going to steal any of the content in this Фан fiction.

Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

There's long been rumors as to how, exactly, rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the радуга department...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - радуга Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Герои - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Показать - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin.

Celestia: Once upon a time, in a world full of faggots, also known as America. There were two Лошади with wings, and horns, (One of them is me) and they acted like they raised two objects that moved entirely by their selves. To do this, I acted like I was moving the sun. The other horse with wings, and horn acted...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 23

All For None, and None For All

May 10, 1953

It was a beautiful день in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.

Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have Ты done?
Pete: You're still going...
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posted by Canada24
Sense we all Любовь movies, and I was дана the video game due to this.. Anyway.. I decided to do a very unique Список for him.. Sad moments.. I don't collect any marvel comics.. So I only do what I can find online, don't know the whole stories... Except the film examples..



#6: HE CAN'T DIE:


Some of his еще serious sides reveal how much this "sucks". I saw one comic фото of Wade shooting himself for no apparent reason. And another where he is actually complaining that the villain couldn't kill him..



#5: There was this time that he ran into the Ghost Rider, and he slapped DP with his whole...
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Looking back at my reviews of disturbing films just to please readers.
* Neckromantic
* розовый фламинго
* Surgo Film
* I spit on your grave
* Cannibal Halocoast

WindWaker pointed out my laziness of just reposting Wiki plot summaries.. Hiding the fact I couldn't stomach ANY of these films. Just watching various Youtube reviews.

Either way. I actually DO have stuff to say about Cannibal Halocoast.. So lets give a REAL review of a film that left the world with the reaction of..





So, first off.. The director is a complete sadist. Made them kill REAL Животные simply to make "realistic".. This deeply...
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It's been a while sense I watched this show.. But I'll do what I remember.. Plus I know where too find it, if push comes too shove..

EPISODE 3:

In a bid to increase manpower following the devastating attack on Hellsing headquarters, by Jan and Luke Valentine. Walter recruits the mercenary group known as Wild Geese (lead by Pip)

 Pip
Pip


After being shown that Вампиры do in fact exist (by using Seras as proof) Hellsing integrates them into Hellsing's security forces.

Integra receives information from Enrico Maxwell, the fanatical leader of Iscariot, that confirms her suspicions of Millennium's...
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#1: HOW DID LANDON RICKETS GET JOHN'S NAME:
In the mission where Landon gives Ты 3rd dead eye. John never told Landon his name.
So how did he know it during the Далее mission?


#2: DOSE ANYONE MAKE JOHN MARSTON FAMISH FOR "BAD" REASONS:
I think about it.
But it's just something about John, that makes it (mentally) impossible for me to go around killing and robbing the innocent people for no actual reason.
Instead I'm always saving strangers, and doing night watches, not even killing on night watches, just hogtying them.
I wonder what would happen if Ты make him famish for the "wrong" reasons. But...
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