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#1:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!

Me: This is why hookers don't get paid much.


#2:
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all Ты want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Шрек change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!

ME: Try watching Шрек 2 dumbass..


#3:
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!

ME: Don't worry sweetheart, if your his first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay или a serial killer..


#4:
Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it by summer.

ME: Good idea, can't have еще of your kind running around..


#5:
If Ты hadn't Остаться в живых your viginity by 14, your a fucking loser, kill yourself! No offence.

ME: Stop playing CoD online and fix that gas leak..


#6:
Let me make this clear for all Ты "men" out there.. Ты can't not hit a woman.. Even if she's physically abusing you.. Your be put to jail! Cause girls are protected by law.. Girls can't abuse boys, only boys can abuse girls!.. If Ты claim your girlfriend is abusing you! GOOD! Ты diserve it for being a man!

ME: Not saying genecide is a good thing. But not saying it's not either..


#7:
I put my hand down my pants to adjest my balls, now my palm smells! #Gross

ME: #NoShit!


#8:
Child porn should be legal. The way I see it, people that rape kids would do it anyway. Child porn isn't at ALL an influence!

ME: Except giving them ideas on what to do..


#9:
If Trump becomes president I'm moving back to Hawaii! Fuck America!

ME: Yeah, lets get away from America and live in Texas..


#10:
This is all BS! The Germans never did that to the Jews! But the Jews have done much worse to germans! Stop with your jewish lies about halocoust! Lets talk about 60 million nazi's that were killed for no reason after WW2! Not the fake 6 million Jewish deaths!

ME: 60 million!? How can Ты kill 60 million!?


#11:
Gay rights! Woman rights! Gays and woman should be monitored!


#12:
Nate of American indians need to Переместить back to indianapolis! I'm sick of immigration!

ME: An Jews need to go back to Jamaica


#13:
I can't stand people who publically come out as gay! Ты don't see straight people publically coming out as straight! Nobody cares that your gay! Ты don't

ME: Yes, totally the same thing..


#14:
I'm not a hooker! I just make money while being sexually pleasured, okay!

ME: That's still a hooker..


#15:
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman Остаться в живых there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.

ME: This is real people! These people are real!


#16:
Another reporter was killed today. I think the only solution is to create a Muslim holocaust. Put them in construction camps, and exterminate them from this world!

ME: HEIL HITLAR!!


#17:
Saw my son’s penis at a scan today. #Impressed #Proud

ME: #GetHelp!


#18:
If being Gay is natural, where are the gay babies!?

ME: They are still in the lab..


#19:
This is PSA to men. When we say something and Ты disagree pretend to agree anyway. Cause when we hear “no your wrong” we get scared. With the amount of rape culture, we take it as a sign that your silencing us. And if Ты continue to do so just cause Ты arrogantly believe woman are wrong, than it’s a slippery slope to Misogyny and abuse.

ME: Yes, woman are never wrong.. Just ask Elizabeth Bathory


#20:
I Любовь jealous aggressive guys. That’s right. Beat me. Push me. Get in my face! Don’t ignore my arguments, argue back. Even if your wrong, win the argument. I’m a strong minded stubborn girl, and if Ты let me walk all over Ты I will. No girl wants a emotionally weak man. She wants a man who can put her in her place!

ME: And the mother of the год award goes tooooo
posted by Canada24
"HOLLY FUCK! IT's FUCKIN BURNING!.. The whole place!... I've got to go in! I've got to get something!" Roman cried, seeing Dimitri and Burgarini have literary burnt down Roman's apartment, and Roman tried running into it, but Niko held him back.

"Leave it, cousin! This place is gone" Niko replied.

"THEY FUCKIN BURNT IT NIKO!... Do Ты know how long it took me to get a place of my own!? Ты got off the лодка and I was here for you... I had NOTHING!.. nobody!.. I worked my way up from the fucking dirt!"

They reach Roman's taxi business only to see it has ALSO been burnt down, further angering Roman....
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#1:
Why is canada a безопасно, сейф country?
"Cause the mighty king гусь gives us Еда to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..


#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my черепаха against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"


#3:
Хэллоуин falls on a Friday the 13th this год for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"


#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"


#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"


#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"


#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"


#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
How do I become sarcastic?
"You answer Вопросы such as THIS one"


My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"


Can Ты get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!"


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"GOOD!"


Why are Дети ugly at first?
"YOU try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!"


How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
"You take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start."


Is is normal to be in Любовь with your dog?
"... Ты need help"...
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#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS:
Trevor has been described as a difficult person to deal with, extreme, impetuous, vengeful, psychotic, unhinged, unpredictable, untamed, infamous, sociopathic and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages.

Although Trevor is this kind of person, he has shown many times how needy he is for Любовь and care. He tells Michael repeatedly how much he mourned him, to the point that he got a memorial tattoo with Michael's name on it. As he was being confronted by Floyd and Debra, he told them how much he wanted to be with them. His relationship with Patricia was also a display...
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#1:
West: It can give the most ordinary of intelligences a remarkable insight.
John: I'll give Ты insight -- I'll Показать Ты what your guts look like.


#2:
French: Ya, keep on talking there, Irish! In about 15 еще секунды your whole world's gonna turn black!
(John Marston walks into the barn)
John: What's up, boys?
(Welsh and French let go of Irish and turn to face John)
Welsh: Fuck off, boyo. This don't concern you!
John: When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boyo.
French: Look here, this paddy bastard украл, палантин our gun. Tried to steal our horses. Law is clear on...
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#1: ROB WIETHOFF:
best known for his role as voice actor and motion capture artist of John Marston in the 2010 video game Red Dead Redemption.
Rob Wietoff Nominated 2 или 5 times for performance. And honestly I'll be pissed he HADN'T been.
The voice is everything.
And Rob's voice really makes John's sarcastic, ill tempered, murderious personality a true delight..


#2: MICHAEL HOLLICK:
an American actor, voice actor, singer and musician who has appeared in Телевидение shows such as Sex and the City and Law & Order.
In the game world he is famish for being NIKO BELLIC. And was nominated several...
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#1:
Niko: (bangs into someone) Only in this country do they let blind people drive!


#2:
Niko: (sarcastically) God bless this city!


#3:
Niko: [when drunk and hailing a cab] Yellow car!


#4:
Vlad: Oh, that's funny. Ты know, for a damn yokel you're a very funny guy.
Niko: [laughing] Yes. And for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick.


#5:
Gracie: [as Niko kidnaps her] I'll scratch your fuckin' eyes out!
Niko: Scratch my fuckin' balls, bitch!


#6:
Niko: (car bangs into him) OPEN YOUR EYES!!


#7:
Niko: (points gun at citizen) What!? It's just a gun!


#8:
Niko: (shooting) COME ON! Test me! TEST...
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posted by Canada24
THE STORY OF DITTO:

Ditto: Chrysalis! Their still not cracking yet! Can I just beat it out of them already!?

Twilight: Why can't I move!?
Diito: (sadistically) Because Chrysalis felt that just a caged room wouldn't be enough for someone like you.. Ты 'deserved' something еще special.. Don't Ты feel honored, love?
Twilight: Ты MONSTER!
Ditto: (takes this as compliment) Hawhaw. Thank you..

Ditto: Ya, that's right! Things are gonna be different for now on! No еще Celestia! and, no, more, you!

AB: Please let us go! We have family's!
Ditto: ......... Family... Oh yes.. Of COARSE Ты have a family!...
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#1:
"(singing) I just want to be with my fruit!"


#2:
Guy: What Ты doing with it anyway?
Christian: Ты know. It's probably one of those things Ты SHOULDN'T ask about.


#3:
Jimmy: Let's go do this (loads gun)
Christian: Wait, is that real gu- JIMMY!!


#4:
"That is the blackest thing I ever heard in my life!"


#5:
Jimmy: Oh shit. What do I do?
Christian: Blame it on your dad..


#6:
"look everything's chill.. We'll chill!"


#7:
"My night was differently tighter than yours!"


#8:
Jimmy: Why are Ты holding a camera?
Christian: I'm taping.
Jimmy: No your not. Your on FaceTime.
Christian: Look. Just let me have this.. I'm bored as fuck over here.


#9:
"(crying) yo, I'm like, gonna kill self!... I just watched that fashion show.. And I realized... I'm never gonna have a girl who's that sexy.. I mean.. How are they all so perfect!?"


#10:
"WOOOOOOOW!!"
#1: DUALITY:
I push my fingers into my...
EYYYYYES!!
It's the only thing! That slowly stops the ACHHHE!
But it's made of all! The things I have to TAAAKE!!
Jesus, it never ends!! it works it's way inSIDDDDE!
If the pain goes on!
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT!!



#2: SLUFUR:
Staaaaaay!!
you don't always know where Ты stand!
Till Ты know that Ты won't run awaaaay!
There's something inside me that feels!
Like breathing in sulfurrrrrrr!



#3: PSYCHOSOCIAL:
And the rain will kill us all!
Throw ourselves against the wall!
But no one else can see!
The preservation of the martyr in me!

PSYCHOSOCIAL!!
PSYCHOSOCIAL!!
PSYCHOSOCIAL!!...
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Dash: I'll explain... A thousand years ago, when Celestia banished Luna from Equestria and sent her to the moon, she was charged with three tasks. She originally was in charge of raising the sun, and showering the land with rainbows. But, with the moon being an additional task, she had to hand down the responsibility of rainbows. Celestia entrusted the Pegasi of Cloudsdale to make the rainbows for her from them on. For the first dozen years, we were дана powerful Единороги to help create Spectra. Spectra is pure pigment, pure color. Everything is full of Spectra, but Ты can't just harvest...
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#1: SPIKE:
It's fair to say.
When I first became a brony. Spike was the one I liked.
Even though Twilight was always 'kinda' liked by me, she wasn't relatable till she became an Alicorn (take THAT alicorn haters).
Pinkie was no еще than an ear bleeding annoyance until BABY CAKES.
Dash was 'kinda' cool. But I thought she was boy till episode three, where Twilight confirmed it was a girl.
AppleJack reminded me too much of Alberta.
Rarity reminded me of all the girls that ever rejected me.
Fluttershy was 'okay' I guess.
Point being.
Spike was the only one I could relate to. We are both sarcastic about...
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Scootaloo: (brings over the crusaders) Check it out. I rebuild Connor's universe portal
AB: Ohh.. But that's what brought that Dragonowitiz creep.
Scootaloo: Relax. I brought it too a 'different' ponyville universe.
AB: Are Ты sure this is safe.
Scoot: Sure. What's the worst that's out there.. (turns it on)
(before long a bunch of bat heads fling out of the portal)
Scoot: What the hec-
Brutaloo: *reveals herself dramatically* ... Huh, so that portal 'dose' lead somewhere..
Scoot: Um... hi.
AB: Hey. Ты must be the Scootaloo of that universe.. Are Ты any similar to 'our' Scootaloo?.
Brutaloo: Depends.....
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#5: HOTDIGGIDYDEMON:
I don't have much to say about this guy..
But he's awesome...











#4: ANGRY BRITISH GUY:
What's not to Любовь about a british guy screaming at traffic and well.... Everything..


#3: LONELY ISLAND:
They became so Популярное on SNL.
They have their own internet series.
And they probably began the "like a boss" meme..



#2: SMOSH:
I Любовь these guys.
Don't even know why.. :)
But they became one of the highest paid Youtube stars. Annual Earnings: $6.7 million.
the Smosh channel has еще than 20 million subscribers and 4.6 billion video views.[4] The Smosh team has expanded to include others...
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posted by Canada24
Everybody who touched или held the diamonds besides Niko, Luis, Tony, Jerry Kapowitz and GTA Online Protagonist have been killed. Ironically, Jerry Kapowitz was not involved with them in any way, and never even knew of their existence, but was eventually the one to have them for himself.

Sometime before the events of the Grand Theft Auto IV saga, The Cook had stolen the diamonds from луч, рэй Bulgarin. He then smuggles the diamonds by hiding them in cake batter, and brings them into Liberty City inside the Platypus, which is also bringing in Niko Bellic.

Eventually, Anthony "Gay Tony" Prince, his boyfriend...
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#4: MISTREATMENT OF TRIXIE:
This isn't like last time, were the ONLY reason I am sticking up for Trixie, is because she's just so adorable to look at.
No, no, this time I am NOT denying that Trixie was quite annoying.
That she was stubborn and over confident in herself.
And that she lied to an entire town, just for the attention.
And she did indeed deserve to be punished for her lies and rudeness.
But come on..
Did she really deserve to be shunned and mocked by all of Equestria, and lose her job as a magician and work as a rock farmer..

#3: MISTREATMENT OF IRON WILL:
Most Фаны label Iron Will as a...
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It's clear at this point that saying I "like" Korn would be an understatement..
I never shut up about them. And never stop posting their songs on fanpop..

But I never forgotten about Metallica.
The band I GREW UP with.
And have every album of.

So, yeah..
It's a hard to know who I like MORE..

It's like saying choosing Iron Maiden или Avenged Sevenfold. It's not possible. :)..
Despite the fact I Любовь EVERY avenged Sevenfold song.
And only CERTAIN Iron Maiden songs.
The trooper.
Run to the Hills.
Number of the beast.
Ace High.
Fear of the dark.

Either way.
Maybe Ты guys have "different" opinions..

If so.
Say about it in your comments..
#10: FREDDY KRUEGER:
He's a foul mouthed, arrogant, douchebag.
Who trolls and murders us in our sleep.
Yet.
We can never get enough of him..

#9: PETER GRIFFIN:
Well..
He probably isn't "fucked up" like the rest of the list.
But he IS nothing but a bad role model.
But.
On the bright side.
He DOSE have standards.
In several occasions to proves that deep down DOSE Любовь Mag.
Also, in crossover where the griffins meet the Simpsons, he, as we would all exect, becomes instant Друзья with Homor.
But. His "standards" are again proven, when Peter becomes very disgusted with Homor for the way he strangles Bart,...
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First things first..

Like Gears of War.
I only ever played the third one (both fuckin awesome by the way).

But like with Gears of War 3.
I feel no 'need' of buying the old ones.
The third Max Payne seemed pretty self explaintory.
He's an retired cop who Остаться в живых his family, and is very misable and rarely sober, as he has little to be "sober" for.

Anyway.
I'm not sure if it's just me.
But Max and John seem to have quite a lot in common.

The most obvious of these.
Is they both have the same sense of dark sarcasm.
Both are the type of characters. Who probably tell Ты to "relax and 'lighten up" before setting...
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#10: PINKIE PIE:
Yeah. Ты heard me. Pinkie Pie.
But think about it.
Everything that makes her adorable an cartoon pony, would make CRAZY ANNOYING in real life.
The high voice, the never shutting up, the over happiness, all of it.
Trust me..
I have PLENTY of Pinkie Pie's at my school.


#9: MICHEAL TOWNLEY/DE SANTA:
As much as I Любовь him, Amanda is right when she tells him "you are nothing. But a lying. Stealing. Hypercrite".
Even Franklyn dosen't always 'respect' Michael as much as Michael thinks he dose.
And Trevor's hate of him isn't ALWAYS uncalled for.
Michael IS responsible for Brad's death. And...
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