#1:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!
Me: This is why hookers don't get paid much.
#2:
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all Ты want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Шрек change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
ME: Try watching Шрек 2 dumbass..
#3:
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
ME: Don't worry sweetheart, if your his first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay или a serial killer..
#4:
Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it by summer.
ME: Good idea, can't have еще of your kind running around..
#5:
If Ты hadn't Остаться в живых your viginity by 14, your a fucking loser, kill yourself! No offence.
ME: Stop playing CoD online and fix that gas leak..
#6:
Let me make this clear for all Ты "men" out there.. Ты can't not hit a woman.. Even if she's physically abusing you.. Your be put to jail! Cause girls are protected by law.. Girls can't abuse boys, only boys can abuse girls!.. If Ты claim your girlfriend is abusing you! GOOD! Ты diserve it for being a man!
ME: Not saying genecide is a good thing. But not saying it's not either..
#7:
I put my hand down my pants to adjest my balls, now my palm smells! #Gross
ME: #NoShit!
#8:
Child porn should be legal. The way I see it, people that rape kids would do it anyway. Child porn isn't at ALL an influence!
ME: Except giving them ideas on what to do..
#9:
If Trump becomes president I'm moving back to Hawaii! Fuck America!
ME: Yeah, lets get away from America and live in Texas..
#10:
This is all BS! The Germans never did that to the Jews! But the Jews have done much worse to germans! Stop with your jewish lies about halocoust! Lets talk about 60 million nazi's that were killed for no reason after WW2! Not the fake 6 million Jewish deaths!
ME: 60 million!? How can Ты kill 60 million!?
#11:
Gay rights! Woman rights! Gays and woman should be monitored!
#12:
Nate of American indians need to Переместить back to indianapolis! I'm sick of immigration!
ME: An Jews need to go back to Jamaica
#13:
I can't stand people who publically come out as gay! Ты don't see straight people publically coming out as straight! Nobody cares that your gay! Ты don't
ME: Yes, totally the same thing..
#14:
I'm not a hooker! I just make money while being sexually pleasured, okay!
ME: That's still a hooker..
#15:
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman Остаться в живых there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.
ME: This is real people! These people are real!
#16:
Another reporter was killed today. I think the only solution is to create a Muslim holocaust. Put them in construction camps, and exterminate them from this world!
ME: HEIL HITLAR!!
#17:
Saw my son’s penis at a scan today. #Impressed #Proud
ME: #GetHelp!
#18:
If being Gay is natural, where are the gay babies!?
ME: They are still in the lab..
#19:
This is PSA to men. When we say something and Ты disagree pretend to agree anyway. Cause when we hear “no your wrong” we get scared. With the amount of rape culture, we take it as a sign that your silencing us. And if Ты continue to do so just cause Ты arrogantly believe woman are wrong, than it’s a slippery slope to Misogyny and abuse.
ME: Yes, woman are never wrong.. Just ask Elizabeth Bathory
#20:
I Любовь jealous aggressive guys. That’s right. Beat me. Push me. Get in my face! Don’t ignore my arguments, argue back. Even if your wrong, win the argument. I’m a strong minded stubborn girl, and if Ты let me walk all over Ты I will. No girl wants a emotionally weak man. She wants a man who can put her in her place!
ME: And the mother of the год award goes tooooo
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!
Me: This is why hookers don't get paid much.
#2:
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all Ты want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Шрек change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
ME: Try watching Шрек 2 dumbass..
#3:
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
ME: Don't worry sweetheart, if your his first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay или a serial killer..
#4:
Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it by summer.
ME: Good idea, can't have еще of your kind running around..
#5:
If Ты hadn't Остаться в живых your viginity by 14, your a fucking loser, kill yourself! No offence.
ME: Stop playing CoD online and fix that gas leak..
#6:
Let me make this clear for all Ты "men" out there.. Ты can't not hit a woman.. Even if she's physically abusing you.. Your be put to jail! Cause girls are protected by law.. Girls can't abuse boys, only boys can abuse girls!.. If Ты claim your girlfriend is abusing you! GOOD! Ты diserve it for being a man!
ME: Not saying genecide is a good thing. But not saying it's not either..
#7:
I put my hand down my pants to adjest my balls, now my palm smells! #Gross
ME: #NoShit!
#8:
Child porn should be legal. The way I see it, people that rape kids would do it anyway. Child porn isn't at ALL an influence!
ME: Except giving them ideas on what to do..
#9:
If Trump becomes president I'm moving back to Hawaii! Fuck America!
ME: Yeah, lets get away from America and live in Texas..
#10:
This is all BS! The Germans never did that to the Jews! But the Jews have done much worse to germans! Stop with your jewish lies about halocoust! Lets talk about 60 million nazi's that were killed for no reason after WW2! Not the fake 6 million Jewish deaths!
ME: 60 million!? How can Ты kill 60 million!?
#11:
Gay rights! Woman rights! Gays and woman should be monitored!
#12:
Nate of American indians need to Переместить back to indianapolis! I'm sick of immigration!
ME: An Jews need to go back to Jamaica
#13:
I can't stand people who publically come out as gay! Ты don't see straight people publically coming out as straight! Nobody cares that your gay! Ты don't
ME: Yes, totally the same thing..
#14:
I'm not a hooker! I just make money while being sexually pleasured, okay!
ME: That's still a hooker..
#15:
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman Остаться в живых there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.
ME: This is real people! These people are real!
#16:
Another reporter was killed today. I think the only solution is to create a Muslim holocaust. Put them in construction camps, and exterminate them from this world!
ME: HEIL HITLAR!!
#17:
Saw my son’s penis at a scan today. #Impressed #Proud
ME: #GetHelp!
#18:
If being Gay is natural, where are the gay babies!?
ME: They are still in the lab..
#19:
This is PSA to men. When we say something and Ты disagree pretend to agree anyway. Cause when we hear “no your wrong” we get scared. With the amount of rape culture, we take it as a sign that your silencing us. And if Ты continue to do so just cause Ты arrogantly believe woman are wrong, than it’s a slippery slope to Misogyny and abuse.
ME: Yes, woman are never wrong.. Just ask Elizabeth Bathory
#20:
I Любовь jealous aggressive guys. That’s right. Beat me. Push me. Get in my face! Don’t ignore my arguments, argue back. Even if your wrong, win the argument. I’m a strong minded stubborn girl, and if Ты let me walk all over Ты I will. No girl wants a emotionally weak man. She wants a man who can put her in her place!
ME: And the mother of the год award goes tooooo
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Kevin: *Walks into the center of a white background* Who are you, and what are Ты doing here?! *Laughing* Got you, didn't I? You're here for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, aren't you? Well, two things. One, this is the wrong club. It's on SeanTheHedgehog's, Eula2003's, and WindWakerGuy430's personal clubs. Second, it's not Saturday yet. That's going to be the день after tomorrow. We're going to have new shows joining our lineup, and that's a good thing. Variety is the key to success, and Ты can definitely wait for success.
Kevin: What-what? Don't...
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Kevin: *Walks into the center of a white background* Who are you, and what are Ты doing here?! *Laughing* Got you, didn't I? You're here for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, aren't you? Well, two things. One, this is the wrong club. It's on SeanTheHedgehog's, Eula2003's, and WindWakerGuy430's personal clubs. Second, it's not Saturday yet. That's going to be the день after tomorrow. We're going to have new shows joining our lineup, and that's a good thing. Variety is the key to success, and Ты can definitely wait for success.
Kevin: What-what? Don't...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Fillydelphia, 1992
Case крекер, взломщик is driving out of Fillydelphia with his marefriend, Sprocket.
Case Cracker: *Going over 90 miles an hour*
Sprocket: I still don't understand what's going on!
Case Cracker: I've been working for this пони named Michael, but he was just using me, and wants me dead!
Sprocket: *Looks behind her* Is that why there are two sedans following us?
Case Cracker: *Looks in the mirror* Shit, that's them. Get my Оружие from the перчатка, перчатки compartment.
Sprocket: *Grabs two Beretta...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present
Grand Theft Ponies
San Franciscolt, December 1988
The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case крекер, взломщик at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10
Gordon: I always told Ты that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.
Suddenly, the phone rings.
Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: Эй, Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case...
Sick design, "okay" character
