What word from any Twilight Книги Ты hated?

There are many words that I hate from the Twilight Series, primarily because they are used in a completely inappropriate context.

Example: masochistic. (As in Edward's comment, "What a sick, masochistic lion.") A masochist is a person that obtains sexual pleasure in their own punishment или pain - that is, in other people assaulting them.

Thus, Edward calling himself a "masochist" denotes that he takes sexual pleasure in being abused. Now, surely he is the vampire - the Сверхъестественное being that has dominance over Bella. Why, then, would Bella be assaulting Edward? The most logical explanation is that this is simply a case of Stephenie Meyer using big, polysyllabic words that make her sound intelligent despite her having absolutely no knowledge of the actual definition of the word.

Just as an aside, the word that Stephenie was actually looking for was "sadistic" (derived from the word "sadist"). A sadist is a person that obtains pleasure (again, often sexual) from inflicting pain on other people. This is probably еще suited to Edward's interpretation of himself - someone obtaining pleasure from influencing или inflicting pain on a weaker being.

VAMPIRE. Ты wouldn't even have to ask why, because it's pretty obvious. :P

CHAGRIN. Because I am very chagrined when SMeyer overuses a word she doesn't even know the meaning of...or HOW to use it... >.>

Ohmygod, where do I even begin?

Perfect, flawless, glittering, marble, cold, sculpted. Why? Because they are used far, far too many times.

Vampire. Why? Because the Cullens are not vampires.

Were-wolf. Why? Because Smeyer admitted in B.D. the Волки were not werewolves, but shape-shifters. She didn't explain why Edward knew this and didn't say anything - at least, not satisfactorily, and then she never came back to it.

Scintillating (from this quote: He lay perfectly still in the grass, his рубашка open over his sculpted, incandescent chest, his scintillating arms bare.). Why? This is what scintillating really means:

Scintillating – adj
1. animated; vivacious; effervescent: a scintillating personality.
2. witty; brilliantly clever: a scintillating conversationalist; a play full of scintillating dialogue.

Fail >.<

CHAGRIN!
My goodness your thesaurus skills are terrible woman!

Chagrin
Isn't it originally a French word?

Flawless
BECAUSE IT DOESN'T EXIST, NOR SHOULD, WILL или HAS EXISTED

And I also don't like "the lion eats the lamb..." because I think its reffering to one of Jean DelaFontaine's fables, which are really good, and pretty Болталка since Edward isn't palnning on eating Bella.

"Sparkle", because it referred to VAMPIRES!!!

Sparkle WTF IS UP WITH THAT!?!?!?Does he have issues или something????

Chagrin. Seriously, Stephanie Meyer. Get a new Избранное word, and for the sake of all that is good and holy (Ahem, T-Lautners abs.) USE IT CORRECTLY! D'oh.

Perfect или any synonym of perfect. :P

Hmm... Let me think here...
All of the words in the books.