Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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Ever since its Последнее creation I have not been able to stop visiting this spot (Not that it's a problem...haha). I decided to sit down and ponder and from my pondering came this list.

1. Everybody rates EVERYTHING.
I mean EVERYTHING. Nothing goes unrated and everyone always rates fairly.

2. The Форумы are always buzzing.
I absolutely Любовь visiting the forums. Someone is always there looking to chat and the Комментарии are sure to put a smile on my face.

3. I can have intelligent and enjoyable conversations
I don't feel like I talk to someone and all they have to say is, "OMG Ты Любовь (insert some fandom here) too?!! We should like totally be best friends. Isn't (insert actor/actress name here) so HOT!?!?!"

4. The content is always quality. Always.
I check out almost everything on this spot. Links, videos, images, Ты name it. I am never disappointed and I have a hard time not putting it all in my favorites!

5. No one worries about getting a medal.
No one uploads a million Иконки или adds Видео just for the purpose of getting those shiny medals. Yes, I know, they are nice but they aren't something anyone here worries about. All of the content added is added so that other Котята may enjoy it, not for them to get a medal.

6. It's not the Twilight Spot, haha
I'll be honest. The Twilight spot scares me a little bit. With the CAT spot I have somewhere to go to get away from all of the craziness. Oh, and I don't have to read about how Edward Cullen is sooooo dreammyyy every other sentence.

7. The Котята are Kind
As cheesy as this may sound, everyone here is just so nice! I would like to think that I have made some Друзья on this spot. I feel like I have finally branched out on Fanpop and have begun to enjoy all it has to offer.

8. Twilight Фан или not, Ты are welcome
Like Twilight? Dislike Twilight? It doesn’t matter. There is no discrimination или hatred toward either group. I was worried when this spot was started that there might be some fights but that is no longer a concern. In my opinion this is one of the most peaceful spots on Fanpop.

I’m sure that I am forgetting еще of my reasons. When they finally decide to pop into my brain, I will Редактировать the Статья and add them. Thanks Kittens!
I came across the site 'My life is average' (link) where people send in Болталка Цитаты such as 'Today, my friend and I bought cake mix at the store. The cashier jokingly told us to bring him back some cake. We did. MLIA."
I curiously searched Edward Cullen and some pretty much hilarious results came up!

"Today, my 12-year-old Twilight obsessed little sister told me she wanted a life sized picture of Edward Cullen to put up on her wall. Since she's always telling me how much better Twilight is than Harry Potter, I decided to get her a life sized picture of Cedric Diggory instead. MLIA"

Not the funniest one there, but i've seen some that have made me literally crease. I would recommend looking some up if Ты want a good laugh and hate the hype surrounding Twilight! :)
posted by Saritaswims
Well i read twilight saga and i got confused I was thinking of either smashing my head with the book или the Стена i mean come on who the f*** makes Вампиры sparkle! i mean unless Ты want to give the image that there gay but there daring the oppisite sex.

Moving on anyway i have to compare Harry Potter Series vs. Twilight Saga Harry potter wins major. becuase twilight is just SO predictiable i mean common harry potter makes Ты want to stay at the end of your chair becuase its awesome


any way twilight is an OK book and the twilight movie i have to say it suks. the Книги are alright im just hoping that MIdnight sun is a million times better and also i know your gonna ask what team are Ты on im just gonna say I really dont care its not real so why even bother but if i was a Twihard i would choose Team Buffy becuase i want those cullens except ALICE<CARSILE<AND ESME to be killed for good i mean where ta hell id buffy when Ты nees her

i hope Ты see my point PEACE
Credit to _lina_ and cinders, because they did it first. еще credit to link because that's where this is from. _lina_ used the same one.

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Number 1: Someone tells Ты или he admits that he has hit women in the past. He has talked about his killing sprees, he has killed another woman (Yes, she is a vampire. Who cares?) in front of her. Check!

Number 2: He refers to all women he has dated in the past with derogatory terms. He may also refer to his mother using such terms as well. Not sure about checking this one или not. He says she is the first one he dated, but then he talks of Tanya,...
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I'll never be an Эмо vampire, Setting tweenaged loins on fire.
I've got nothing in common with the Вампиры of today.
They gaze at girls and pout and brood and then just run away.
This Twilight hack thinks she can come along and change the vampire rules.
I guess sleeping in coffins and wearing capes, suddenly isn't cool.
Girls won't climb up trees with me или canoodle in the grass.
And when I play vampire baseball, I always get picked last.
Oh come on! Seriously dudes. That's a human Ты just picked over me.
I've seduced all kinds of women from all over the world.
But, now the only dates I get...
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posted by nuxi
{edited, added some stuff, just an informal consideration of a few of the arguments that support the accusation}

"Bella лебедь is a sociopath."

It’s an extreme statement, to be sure. However, it’s not one to be dismissed offhand, without consideration towards its arguments.

First, here are a couple definitions of the term sociopath.
-Random House Dictionary:
a person, as a psychopathic personality, whose behavior is antisocial and who lacks a sense of moral responsibility или social conscience.
-American Heritage Dictionary of Cultural Literacy:
Someone whose social behavior is extremely abnormal....
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posted by OCFan123
Hi there! This is my first Статья on the C.A.T spot, about my least Избранное character in twilight. Actually, my least Избранное character in history.

Bella Swan.

I seriously can't see why so many twilight Фаны like her. She is сказал(-а) to be selfless, caring, understanding, and a good role model...when really she's the most selfish character in the whole book series.
Now then, here are several reasons why I dislike Bella.

1) Lack outside of Edward

Has Bella -even once- mentioned in any of the novels what she wanst to do with her life? (Besides wanting to be a vampire to be with Edward forever) Not...
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How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, Why it's Not Sexist, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome


Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a Вопрос a bit назад asking what bothers Ты about Bella’s pregnancy. (in a different spot) We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.

(Keep in mind that we did not consult anyone associated with the creation of the Twilight Series. We just used logic and text to make sense of everything.)

(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if Ты haven’t had a certain talk with your...
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posted by OCFan123
AHHHH! I just got my C.A.T. Medel! YAAAY! To celebrate, I decided to write an Статья about Breaking Dawn, since im not in school today!
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Okay. So I first got Breaking Dawn when I was a twi-hard fan, and I couldnt wait to read it! I was sure it would be great!
Boy, was I wrong.
The book was horrible. Just flat out horrible. I mean, I have read a lot of Книги in my life than were not good, but this took the cake. Everything was just "blah"
I mean...characters were out of character, there was hardly even a plot, and I felt like I was Чтение a cheap horror novel. I mean, through the whole thing...
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Okay, i decided to write a critical analysis of a character from the twilight series. My first choice would have been to do one on Bella Swan, but there is already a whole spot dedicated to that, so i decided on my секунда choice: Edward Cullen. So I hauled out all my Twilight Книги and combed through them, analyzing and taking notes. Please leave a Комментарий on my critical analysis telling me what Ты think, what Ты agree on and what Ты disagree on. Please no nasty comments. Enjoy!
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Okay, number one...one of the reasons Twilight is so dramatic and sometimes just plain depressing is because...
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This girl's video's keep getting better and better.
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I would like to note that anne рис, райс wrote the entire series before Meyer in case any idea's that anne украл, палантин it from stephanie __________________________________________________



1. The character louis thinks he deserves to be in hell....hmmmm sound familar to another vampire?Edward perhaps

2.Animal Blood can be drank by Вампиры but they prefer human blood in Interview with a Vampire AND Twilight soon followed this way

3. The Вампиры skin dazzles humans apparently....Which is a lot like the sparkling skin that the cullens posess

4. There are immortal children in both of the books. The unnamed children...
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In which Dylan and Cole discuss Chinese food, sleeping and vampires. (The Twilight stuff happens around 1:23, if Ты want to skip ahead. It's awesome.) xD
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when i first read twilight, i loved it. i loved all of the books. the first mocie was good but i dont like the others at all (this is my opinion, sorry if Ты dont agree). i even wished people were еще like the characters in the books.

the important thing to remember is that these Книги are meant for entertainment. do not take ideas или Совет from this book. Ты dont realize it, but at least 2 types of abuse happen in this book. edward is considered controlling and a stalker. jake is considered a sexual abuser and a petaphile. bella is considered a klutz, idiot, and a needy person. these books...
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Source: Breaking Dawn movie