Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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Ever since its Последнее creation I have not been able to stop visiting this spot (Not that it's a problem...haha). I decided to sit down and ponder and from my pondering came this list.

1. Everybody rates EVERYTHING.
I mean EVERYTHING. Nothing goes unrated and everyone always rates fairly.

2. The Форумы are always buzzing.
I absolutely Любовь visiting the forums. Someone is always there looking to chat and the Комментарии are sure to put a smile on my face.

3. I can have intelligent and enjoyable conversations
I don't feel like I talk to someone and all they have to say is, "OMG Ты Любовь (insert some fandom here) too?!! We should like totally be best friends. Isn't (insert actor/actress name here) so HOT!?!?!"

4. The content is always quality. Always.
I check out almost everything on this spot. Links, videos, images, Ты name it. I am never disappointed and I have a hard time not putting it all in my favorites!

5. No one worries about getting a medal.
No one uploads a million Иконки или adds Видео just for the purpose of getting those shiny medals. Yes, I know, they are nice but they aren't something anyone here worries about. All of the content added is added so that other Котята may enjoy it, not for them to get a medal.

6. It's not the Twilight Spot, haha
I'll be honest. The Twilight spot scares me a little bit. With the CAT spot I have somewhere to go to get away from all of the craziness. Oh, and I don't have to read about how Edward Cullen is sooooo dreammyyy every other sentence.

7. The Котята are Kind
As cheesy as this may sound, everyone here is just so nice! I would like to think that I have made some Друзья on this spot. I feel like I have finally branched out on Fanpop and have begun to enjoy all it has to offer.

8. Twilight Фан или not, Ты are welcome
Like Twilight? Dislike Twilight? It doesn’t matter. There is no discrimination или hatred toward either group. I was worried when this spot was started that there might be some fights but that is no longer a concern. In my opinion this is one of the most peaceful spots on Fanpop.

I’m sure that I am forgetting еще of my reasons. When they finally decide to pop into my brain, I will Редактировать the Статья and add them. Thanks Kittens!
Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The Далее day.

Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The день after that:

Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen или my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!

[Check the TS spot to see who made it, its me. So don't kill me about 'You украл, палантин this!'].
posted by RobynPotter
{i did not write this myself, but i found it ridiculously funny and thought it needed to be Опубликовано here}

Book 1. Twilight:
Edward: Hey.
Bella: OMG, I'm so silly. And horny.
Edward: Yes. I'm dangerous. I sparkle.
Bella: OMG you're a vampire!
Edward: Yes. Let's go play baseball.
James: I like your girl, Edward. Gotta eat her.
Edward: Roar.
James: Omnomnom Bella.
Bella: OMG I'm screaming in agony! Yes, I will be a vampire!
Edward: I'm gonna kill you, James! I'm gonna suck Bella as well.
Jacob: Oh, hi there!
Book 2. New Moon:
Edward: Oops, gotta go.
Bella: OMG don't leave me! OMG I'm so depressed and dying in...
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There are 5 things Ты need to know-

This Статья is basically:
1. My story on how I got sucked into the Twilight Universe.
2. My life story on how Twilight has changed me. A lot.
3. A rant on why I like and hate about the series.
4. A confession on why I can't seem to get over with hating and loving it.
5. An opinion about how my life could have been without Twilight.

WARNING: Overall, this Статья is about... why I think Twilight isn't that 'bad' after all. It's going to be lengthy. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

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This had me wondering for a while and to...
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posted by nessienjake
Created:~Alice~


Q: What to Edward and a Рождество дерево have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.



Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what Ты are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!



Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much Ты mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: Ты know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.



Q: How do Ты kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her Книги and wait for two minutes.




Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward Ты suck!!!!
Whether Ты hate Twilight so much it fills Ты with a burning rage so powerful it's full extent can only be expressed through the medium of interpretive dance, или Любовь it so much Ты plan to sail out to international waters to avoid those pesky laws that prevent Ты from marrying a book, или perhaps even exist in the non crazy middleground between the two, overexposure can be a pain. Especially when it gets to the level where suddenly everything becomes linked to Twilight. Ты hear the name 'Edward', Ты think 'Cullen', the word 'sparkles' Ты think 'vampire', the words 'howler monkey' Ты think...
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Yes, it's true, everyone! Twilight has changed our world in several ways!!

No longer are streets near movie theaters and bookstores safe! I haven't seen even one free from screaming fangirls (and yes, screaming fanboys) when the new Фильмы come out and even after it's all been done for about a месяц или so. Yeah, there are still girls running around in "I <3 guys that sparkle" t-shirts carring on about how great the twilight movie was at the movie theater in my town.

The world now has fewer trees than ever before, just because there where over millions of pieces of paper used for the twilight...
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posted by kayleebabee
this is a study i have conducted to ask what is the big deal weith twilight and edward cullen I asked my littlesister tasha what she thought of the global phenomenon that has all the worlds women gripped in an edward cullen orgasm.

Me: why do Ты think Edward Cullen is *shudders violently* hot?
Tasha: (I have made her Ответы sound like she has n intellectual brain cell through hours of trranslating twilight gibberish) I think it is mostly because he is unnatainable and perfect.
(what she actually сказал(-а) was: squeeeeeeee edward cullen i want him but cant have him because that сука bella is his...
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Bella Sawn.... Hmmm.


If my bestfreind has loved me, kissed me, tried to ruin my relationship with my boyfriend, i wouldn't be all cool with him loving my child.... including because she's young and his old.
Bella didn't react properly.
I wanted her to get really mad, i wanted Jacob to be banned from seeing Nessie, not have 10 минуты go by, and his aloud to hold her again.

They say Ты dont choose love, Любовь choose's you.
I believe in that but Reneseme, didn't get a choice? Somehow this imprinting thing assumes the person the wolfs are going to fall inlove with are going to Любовь them back?

In twilight saga this is the thing i do not understand или get no matter how much i try...
and I just felt the need to let that out LOL even though i have so much еще i would like to let out.
posted by xxXsk8trXxx
This Статья may be offencive to a lot of Twihards. Viewer disgrettion is advised




Edward: Bella,I'm dangerous, stay away.
Bella: But Edward, I Любовь you!
Edward: Me too, but I'm dangerous, so Ты have to stay away from me
Bella: But Edward, you're the Любовь of my life! We have to be together!
Edward: Fear me and my sparkiling skin! *takes off shirt*
Bella: Wait a second, Ты sparkle?
Edward: Isn't it frightening?
Bella: No. Sorry to break it to ya Edward, but it's gay
Edward: I kissed Emmet one time...
Bella: How old are you?
Edward: 100
Bella: Eeew! Aren't there laws about 100 год olds and 17 год olds...
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Some of these are intended to be jokey, some are intended to be serious, none are intended to offend :)

1. It helps focus 'recreational hate' into one convenient area. What I consider to be recreational hate is hate that has no real purpose, like an annoying unintentional hobby. Like it's useful hate to hate injustice или animal cruelty, it's recreational hate to hate Paris Hilton или the fact that Sienna Miller is considered a style Иконка despite the fact that I've never seen her in an outfit that didn't look like she was talked into wearing it by a stylist who secretly hates her guts. Thing...
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posted by AliceHaleCullen
I have noticed, that on the Twilight Series spot if a certain person adds decent content when a certain person is online, it gets rated very low. As much as I am a Фан of Twilight, it makes me wonder what it's all about anymore.

It shows how ridiculous the fanbase for it really is when people get bullied and bashed for having an opinion, или adding good content at the wrong time because they don't like the person who has added it.

I'm sure i'm not the first person to mention this, but it has recently caught my attention alot. Spam uploaders who add thousandsof pictures ask everyone to rate there...
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added by Jasper_LUVER
Source: Google
It's called "Daughter of Darkness" by V.C. Andrews.

This book was just aweful. It's about a 17 год old vampire girl named Lorelie Patio (Mary Sue alert!) whos only purpose in life is to be her Daddy's sex slave. This book is filled with shallow evaluations of beauty, anti feminism, poor morals, and disgusting turn of events.

Lorelie has three sisters who are manipulated and emotionally abused by their father. The worst thing about it is that it's never seen as a bad thing. It's disguised as fatherly love. None of the characters recognize the manipulation или abuse. Ты have to read between the...
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This is under 'opinion' so please don't send any hate, it's just a though I had.

I have read various explainations both on this site and others about things antis point out as plot holes. (Ex: Renessme, Imprinting, Vampire Transformation, ect.) And I think that it's great that some people do think it through and don't just take it because it is what was written. What I don't understand is why Ты should have too.

In my mind, when an Автор creates a story with a new или different breed of creature they should explain it atleast to some degree.

I'm not saying she needs to explain every little thing,...
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posted by XxGigglesxX
1. Twilight is the product of an immature writer. It reads like something out of my notebook from freshman year.
2. The only difference between Twilight and fanfiction.net is marginally better grammar.
3. And even that isn’t so great sometimes. English major fail.
4. I’ve read fanfiction that is lightyears better than Twitripe.
5. The prose is purple amethyst! Deep, luscious, dazzling amethyst that scintillates and glitters incandescently in the sun!
6. Not to mention, it’s also insanely repetitive.
7. THESAURUS ABUSE! Fancy words are not necessarily better words.
8. The storyline is trite and...
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Why this hater doesn't like Twilight.....
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posted by TriaRose
Dear Ms. Meyer,

Hi. I’m Tria. It’s nice to meet you. As Ты have probably guessed, I am Письмо to Ты concerning your series known as “The Twilight Saga.” If you’ll forgive me for being rude, I’d like to be blunt.

You fail.

Again, apologies for my rudeness. If you’ll allow me, I’m going to back up this assumption of your literary failure.

Let’s start with the plots, looking at each book individually, and then the Книги as a whole.
Twilight: Barely has a plot. The book is 300 или so pages of nothing happening besides mooning on about Edward and his eyes. Then Ты throw in three...
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After Чтение the post "Bella as a heroine should be illegal" by bendaimmortal, it got me thinking. Obviously, no-one would consider Bella лебедь a heroine. If Ты do, Ты have got a really great deal of imagination, или a warped sense of the world. Because, and I'm sure most Twilight Фаны would agree, the girl didn't do anything at all. Save being overly dramatic and being the damsel in distress.

What about the Cullens then? What about Carlisle, Alice, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie and Emmett? What about He-Who-Sparkles-In-Broad-Daylight? Would they be considered heroes/heroines?

No.

I say that the Cullens...
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