Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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posted by anna0789
hi this is my first rant ever hope Ты like it

im a twilight Фан but i hate bella
for several things

first of all when Ты first read the book Ты have the idea that BELLA is very contempt with herself and a normal looking teenage girl that is very unselfish and very kind and loving and warm and falls in Любовь with a vampire and she would do anything for him ..right..

ok but if Ты concentrate and look beyond all the adjectives s.meyer uses for descriving how beautiful and sparkly edward is and really LOOK at the story and at their characters Ты will realize the truth about bella that is

1) she is the farthest thing of unselfishness that exists . i mean cmon she is as selfish as Ты could get. what she does in eclipse to edward and to jacob she has to get everything she wants at any cost she doesn't care who she hurts. in new moon jake helps her to get out of her depresion and what does bella does when edward comes back???
she throws jake away as a use kleenex but that's not all she realizes that she actually loves him too aaaaa how sweet ...

2)then she is a terrible friend
when she arrives to forks she becames the shiny new object all the guys want her and all the girls want to be their friends....
ok and bella treats them like she is too good for them and critics almost everyone at the school exept of course edward
but she mades some human " Друзья " and on the 2 book and edward leaves she forgets all about her Друзья she uses them when she wants and forgets about them when she want

3) she is whiny as hell
i don't think Ты can go еще than 30 pages before Ты find some whining of bella
and that is just annoying to me

4) how she is the steriotpe of a girl years years назад i mean
she cooks for her father every night and cleans the house for him
she gets marry right after high school
she is very worry about her age
she doesn't do any sports because the man is for the sports ( i mean in what год are we ?)
she have no plans to go to school because she already found his lovely edward
she has a baby
and that for her is her perfect part of forever
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I'm not really sure if this is a good place to post this article. However, it is the though-provoking spot that has to do with twilight, and by looking at the title, Ты can tell this is for sure not a good Статья to put on the Twilight Spot.
Unless I want to get attacked of course.
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A few months ago, a very famous horror writer, Stephen King, criticized Stephanie Meyer and the Twilight Saga. If Ты don't know Stephen King, he is a very known and famous horror writer. Some of his Популярное Книги are Carrie, The Shining, It, the Dark Tower Series, and plenty of more. Stephen King had сказал(-а) about...
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Wow, I didn't know so many Twilight-in-5-second-thingies were out there, lol...
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 A relationship of equals
A relationship of equals
I sat with my sister one day, watching Lord of the Rings, when this came to me.

I had just gotten into a heated Дебаты with one of my friends. When I gave my calm, simple, honest opinion about Twilight, she started yelling at me, telling me, "You just don't understand Kassie, Ты just don't understand. Ты just don't know..." and so on and I wanted to хлопать, привкус her.

Well, as we watched the Fellowship of the Ring, I realized that Aragorn did the same thing as Edward in New Moon.

Now, before any Aragorn Влюбленные out there start yelling at me, let me explain!

I realized I didn't hate Aragorn for leaving...
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It seems that nowadays when people mention the words ‘Twilight’, ‘Edward’ или ‘Stephenie Meyer’ a huge Дебаты is formed. People are трещина, сплит completely down the middle with their Любовь или hate of the twilight saga, everything seen as either black или white. So here is an opinion from one of the few stuck within the grey area (like, dislike and don’t care either way). Rip this opinion to shreds, Любовь it или hate it. Tell the world how much twilight rocks, sucks или takes the complete piss out of teenage romance. But please remember this is my opinion and seeing as this place is all about...
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When Ты can live forever, what do Ты live for? If you're Devon, Ты live for stalking the mailroom guy.. I Любовь it! :D
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