Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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posted by anna0789
hi this is my first rant ever hope Ты like it

im a twilight Фан but i hate bella
for several things

first of all when Ты first read the book Ты have the idea that BELLA is very contempt with herself and a normal looking teenage girl that is very unselfish and very kind and loving and warm and falls in Любовь with a vampire and she would do anything for him ..right..

ok but if Ты concentrate and look beyond all the adjectives s.meyer uses for descriving how beautiful and sparkly edward is and really LOOK at the story and at their characters Ты will realize the truth about bella that is

1) she is the farthest thing of unselfishness that exists . i mean cmon she is as selfish as Ты could get. what she does in eclipse to edward and to jacob she has to get everything she wants at any cost she doesn't care who she hurts. in new moon jake helps her to get out of her depresion and what does bella does when edward comes back???
she throws jake away as a use kleenex but that's not all she realizes that she actually loves him too aaaaa how sweet ...

2)then she is a terrible friend
when she arrives to forks she becames the shiny new object all the guys want her and all the girls want to be their friends....
ok and bella treats them like she is too good for them and critics almost everyone at the school exept of course edward
but she mades some human " Друзья " and on the 2 book and edward leaves she forgets all about her Друзья she uses them when she wants and forgets about them when she want

3) she is whiny as hell
i don't think Ты can go еще than 30 pages before Ты find some whining of bella
and that is just annoying to me

4) how she is the steriotpe of a girl years years назад i mean
she cooks for her father every night and cleans the house for him
she gets marry right after high school
she is very worry about her age
she doesn't do any sports because the man is for the sports ( i mean in what год are we ?)
she have no plans to go to school because she already found his lovely edward
she has a baby
and that for her is her perfect part of forever
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Source: The Anti-Twilight Movement
The JK Rowling show...
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funny
jk rowling
Гарри Поттер
craig ferguson
jeffrey tambor
twilight
sketch comedy
Стефани Майер
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The Volturi are actually kind of cool (Aro's look was... interesting), but Kristen, and *snort* Rob, are just.... *shakes with laughter* too... hilarious!!! *cannot control self any longer and cracks up for a LONG time*
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Роберт Паттинсон
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Кристен Стюарт
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lulz
funny
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Новолуние
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I was searching for the Lama Song without words for a Fanpop friend, and came across this which made me LOL. Something both Antis AND Pros can enjoy, I think!
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the cullens
the lama song
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