Twifail 

XD Oh my god, I read the Twilight parody. It DESTROYED me. Especially the part about Carlisle.

EDWARD: So he was so sad that he went like all OM NOM NOM on deer and stuff and became a doctor.

BELLA: *still dazzled*

ANTIS: Wait, he went all OM NOM NOM?

DR SPUDDY: *pops head in* NOM NOM NOM!

ANTIS: NOM NOM NOM!

DR SPUDDY: I’m going to tempt myself by surrounding myself with blood again. Toodles!

ANTIS: o_e