Остаться в живых Parody #10 - Twilight - Season Finale

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Yes, I know it's really a Остаться в живых parody, but includes Edward Cullen, a really freaky Edward Cullen ;)

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rachaelwsz SPARKLES!!!!!!!!! Epic. *winks* *giggles* XD

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rant about Bella лебедь

posted by anna0789

hi this is my first rant ever hope Ты like it

im a twilight Фан but i hate bella
for several things

first of all when Ты first read the book Ты have the idea that BELLA is very contempt with herself and a normal looking teenage girl that is very unselfish and very kind and loving and warm and falls in Любовь with a vampire and she would do anything for him ..right..

ok but if Ты concentrate and look beyond all the adjectives s.meyer uses for descriving how beautiful and sparkly edward is and really LOOK at the story and at their characters Ты will realize the truth about bella that is

1)...

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Anti-Feminism: Bella лебедь and the Illusion of Choice

posted by nuxi

Preface:
I have read all Книги and seen the movies.
Most importantly, the fact that it’s Фэнтези doesn’t excuse the themes and messages in the book. Fiction is merely a vehicle humans developed to communicate important lessons, values and philosophies. I am not claiming any of the implications I discuss were intentional on SMeyer’s part. Whether или not the Автор или readers are aware of it, though, the Twilight series communicates dangerous messages about what is acceptable или admirable или desirable.
Also, I highly recommend link. It’s long, but fascinating and deeper than the Книги themselves....

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Spike vs Edward

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For Sane Twilight Фаны (and because only 4 people on the Twilight series club attempted to help me)

posted by sapherequeen

*A lot of people may here may freak out on me for asking this but I really need some help*

Okay, I have been wondering about this for such a long time. And now, I absolutely want an answer!!

I have been Team Switzerland since the end of New Moon. I really like both Edward and Jacob, and I have no huge problems with them. (Well, ok, there's one issue I have with both but it evens out the score and I am not getting into those). But after some point, I began to wonder...which team would I be on if I really had to choose? It soon became something important for me to know, and every time I see a...

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Edward Cullen: A Rant

posted by OCFan123

Эй, there! So recently I just put a Bella and Jacob article, which I really enjoyed writing, and of course sharing my opinions. Some people have сказал(-а) they would want me to write a Статья here about Edward Cullen, so here it is! Hope Ты enjoy it!
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Now, there's no way Ты haven't heard of him. He is currently every girls dream boy, has the most Фаны on Fanpop when it comes to character, and alos has a cult. Everyone loves him.
But my Вопрос is...why?
They say he's romantic, a gentleman. Really? So what if he uses chessy lines and says stuff like "You are my life now." или "The lion fell in love...

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MLIA (my life is average) - Edward Cullen hate.

posted by AliceHaleCullen

I came across the site 'My life is average' (link) where people send in Болталка Цитаты such as 'Today, my friend and I bought cake mix at the store. The cashier jokingly told us to bring him back some cake. We did. MLIA."
I curiously searched Edward Cullen and some pretty much hilarious results came up!

"Today, my 12-year-old Twilight obsessed little sister told me she wanted a life sized picture of Edward Cullen to put up on her wall. Since she's always telling me how much better Twilight is than Harry Potter, I decided to get her a life sized picture of Cedric Diggory instead. MLIA"

Not the funniest one there, but i've seen some that have made me literally crease. I would recommend looking some up if Ты want a good laugh and hate the hype surrounding Twilight! :)

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Twilight/New Moon: Funny !!

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Twilight Saga Review

posted by Saritaswims

Well i read twilight saga and i got confused I was thinking of either smashing my head with the book или the Стена i mean come on who the f*** makes Вампиры sparkle! i mean unless Ты want to give the image that there gay but there daring the oppisite sex.

Moving on anyway i have to compare Harry Potter Series vs. Twilight Saga Harry potter wins major. becuase twilight is just SO predictiable i mean common harry potter makes Ты want to stay at the end of your chair becuase its awesome

any way twilight is an OK book and the twilight movie i have to say it suks. the Книги are alright im just hoping that MIdnight sun is a million times better and also i know your gonna ask what team are Ты on im just gonna say I really dont care its not real so why even bother but if i was a Twihard i would choose Team Buffy becuase i want those cullens except ALICE<CARSILE<AND ESME to be killed for good i mean where ta hell id buffy when Ты nees her

i hope Ты see my point PEACE

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Ways Edward Cullen is Abusive

posted by renrae

Credit to _lina_ and cinders, because they did it first. еще credit to link because that's where this is from. _lina_ used the same one.

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Number 1: Someone tells Ты или he admits that he has hit women in the past. He has talked about his killing sprees, he has killed another woman (Yes, she is a vampire. Who cares?) in front of her. Check!

Number 2: He refers to all women he has dated in the past with derogatory terms. He may also refer to his mother using such terms as well. Not sure about checking this one или not. He says she is the first one he dated, but then he talks of Tanya,...

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Edward vs. Dracula

added by tellymaster

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Twilight Sucks! Эмо Vampire [Lyrics]

posted by tooch

I'll never be an Эмо vampire, Setting tweenaged loins on fire.
I've got nothing in common with the Вампиры of today.
They gaze at girls and pout and brood and then just run away.
This Twilight hack thinks she can come along and change the vampire rules.
I guess sleeping in coffins and wearing capes, suddenly isn't cool.
Girls won't climb up trees with me или canoodle in the grass.
And when I play vampire baseball, I always get picked last.
Oh come on! Seriously dudes. That's a human Ты just picked over me.
I've seduced all kinds of women from all over the world.
But, now the only dates I get...

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Bella Swan: Sociopath?

posted by nuxi

{edited, added some stuff, just an informal consideration of a few of the arguments that support the accusation}

"Bella лебедь is a sociopath."

It’s an extreme statement, to be sure. However, it’s not one to be dismissed offhand, without consideration towards its arguments.

First, here are a couple definitions of the term sociopath.
-Random House Dictionary:
a person, as a psychopathic personality, whose behavior is antisocial and who lacks a sense of moral responsibility или social conscience.
-American Heritage Dictionary of Cultural Literacy:
Someone whose social behavior is extremely abnormal....

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Bella Swan: A Rant

posted by OCFan123

Hi there! This is my first Статья on the C.A.T spot, about my least Избранное character in twilight. Actually, my least Избранное character in history.

Bella Swan.

I seriously can't see why so many twilight Фаны like her. She is сказал(-а) to be selfless, caring, understanding, and a good role model...when really she's the most selfish character in the whole book series.
Now then, here are several reasons why I dislike Bella.

1) Lack outside of Edward

Has Bella -even once- mentioned in any of the novels what she wanst to do with her life? (Besides wanting to be a vampire to be with Edward forever) Not...

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How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome

posted by youknowit101

How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, Why it's Not Sexist, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome

Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a Вопрос a bit назад asking what bothers Ты about Bella’s pregnancy. (in a different spot) We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.

(Keep in mind that we did not consult anyone associated with the creation of the Twilight Series. We just used logic and text to make sense of everything.)

(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if Ты haven’t had a certain talk with your...

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Breaking Dawn Review

posted by OCFan123

AHHHH! I just got my C.A.T. Medel! YAAAY! To celebrate, I decided to write an Статья about Breaking Dawn, since im not in school today!
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Okay. So I first got Breaking Dawn when I was a twi-hard fan, and I couldnt wait to read it! I was sure it would be great!
Boy, was I wrong.
The book was horrible. Just flat out horrible. I mean, I have read a lot of Книги in my life than were not good, but this took the cake. Everything was just "blah"
I mean...characters were out of character, there was hardly even a plot, and I felt like I was Чтение a cheap horror novel. I mean, through the whole thing...

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Critical Analysis of Character: Edward Cullen

posted by hermione980

Okay, i decided to write a critical analysis of a character from the twilight series. My first choice would have been to do one on Bella Swan, but there is already a whole spot dedicated to that, so i decided on my секунда choice: Edward Cullen. So I hauled out all my Twilight Книги and combed through them, analyzing and taking notes. Please leave a Комментарий on my critical analysis telling me what Ты think, what Ты agree on and what Ты disagree on. Please no nasty comments. Enjoy!
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Okay, number one...one of the reasons Twilight is so dramatic and sometimes just plain depressing is because...

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Leah/Sam/Emily

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This girl's video's keep getting better and better.

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Interview with the Vampire and Twilight (ahem) Similarities

posted by Frizzhead

I would like to note that anne рис, райс wrote the entire series before Meyer in case any idea's that anne украл, палантин it from stephanie __________________________________________________

1. The character louis thinks he deserves to be in hell....hmmmm sound familar to another vampire?Edward perhaps

2.Animal Blood can be drank by Вампиры but they prefer human blood in Interview with a Vampire AND Twilight soon followed this way

3. The Вампиры skin dazzles humans apparently....Which is a lot like the sparkling skin that the cullens posess

4. There are immortal children in both of the books. The unnamed children...

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Dylan and Cole Sprouse (aka Zack and Cody) on Twilight

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In which Dylan and Cole discuss Chinese food, sleeping and vampires. (The Twilight stuff happens around 1:23, if Ты want to skip ahead. It's awesome.) xD

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Anne Rice's Вампиры React to Twilight

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