A young Aussie joins the navy. On the день he is about to go to sea, his father warned him to be aware of gay sailors.
"But dad, how will I know?"
"Trust me son, Ты will know.
After 6 months at sea, the ship comes into port. The father was on the dock waiting for his son. The son, seeing his father, got off the ship and s...hook his fathers hand.
"Well son,how did it go?"
"Dad, I found out what Ты ment about gay sailors. One night I was out on deck all alone when a man came by and put his hand on my shoulder so I threw him overboard."
"But how could Ты tell he was gay?"
"Well, for 3 days he swam behind the лодка yelling "THROW ME A BOUY, THROW ME A BOUY"
"But dad, how will I know?"
"Trust me son, Ты will know.
After 6 months at sea, the ship comes into port. The father was on the dock waiting for his son. The son, seeing his father, got off the ship and s...hook his fathers hand.
"Well son,how did it go?"
"Dad, I found out what Ты ment about gay sailors. One night I was out on deck all alone when a man came by and put his hand on my shoulder so I threw him overboard."
"But how could Ты tell he was gay?"
"Well, for 3 days he swam behind the лодка yelling "THROW ME A BOUY, THROW ME A BOUY"
Ok so here are three of my jokes that I came up with.They just popped into my head a couple of times and when I wanted to post it somewhere I decided to post them right here.
So I hope Ты like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do Ты see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!
2.What does a попугай use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!
And last but not least.
By the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.
3.What did the man say when he сказал(-а) something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!
So I hope Ты like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do Ты see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!
2.What does a попугай use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!
And last but not least.
By the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.
3.What did the man say when he сказал(-а) something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!
