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posted by x-menobsessed26
your mum is so fat when she stands on the радуга she makes skittles

ur mama's so ugly she called bob the builder and he said, I cant fix that-

Your mama so fat, when she went to the airport the cops arrested her for having ten pounds of crack

Your mama teeth is so yellow, when she went outside and smiled, cars slowed down

Your mama so fat, when she went into the ocean whales stared singing, "WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THAN ME"

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the moon it broke

Your mama so ugly, when she looked out the window she got aressted for mooning

Ты were so ugly at birth, your parents named Ты **** Happens.

You're so ugly, Ты have to put a bag on your head to get your dog to hump your leg

You're so ugly, when Ты walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.

You're so ugly, Ты went to a haunted house and came out with an application

You're so ugly, when Ты were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.

You're so ugly, Ты have to sneak up on your mirror.

You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet.

You're so ugly, when Ты were born the doctor took one look at Ты and slapped your parents.

You're so ugly, Ты stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning.

You're so ugly, your pet name is Scooby-Doo.

You're so ugly, Ты have to Trick или Treat by phone.

You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor your father went into shock.

You're so ugly, when we play peek-a-boo - first I peeked, then I booed.

You're so ugly, Ты can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.

You're so ugly, they call Ты тако Bell, when people see Ты they run for the border.

You're so ugly, Ты make onions cry.

You're so ugly, the tide wouldn't bring Ты in.

You're so ugly, Ты make blind kids cry.

You're so ugly, farmers use your picture as a scarecrow.

You're so ugly, every time Ты go out Ты get chased by the dog catcher.

You're so ugly, they call Ты Moses because every time Ты step in the lake, the water parts.

You're so ugly, when Ты threw a boomerang it didn't come back.

Your so fat when Ты put a yellow rain куртка on people yelled out taxi haha.

Yo mama stank so bad that all the power went off in the house.

Yo mama stank so bad when she walked past the skunks they сказал(-а) 123 get yo stanky self away from me.

Yo mama look so ugly that her mama was jealous

yo mama so dum tahta she wanted $25.00 and somebody offered $20,000,000.00 and she didn't take it.

yo mama so dumb she lock herself on a motorcycle

yo mama so fat that when she went to a hotel and asked for a water постель, кровати they put a blanket ove the ocean.

Yo mama so fat when she sat on the sofa the house colapsed.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow dress the kids line up for school.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a red dress all of the kids start to sing "Kool Aid!"
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posted by Gokussj173
1.One день a man noticed that his Credit Card is stolen...But he didn't Сообщить it to Police.
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Guess WHY????? ;D
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Because the thief was spending less than his wife.....Hahahahha!!!!

2.Friend no.1:Hey dude,what are u lookin for so intensly in the keyboard?
Friend 2:I'm playin a game and it says "Press any key to continue".But I cant find the "any" key here...

3.(A teacher to a student)
Teacher:Dave,tell the name of 1 thing that has NOT been used since 10 years...
Dave:Sir,my brain!!!
Teacher:FOOL!!!
Dave:Thats why I told "Brain"...

4.One день a bank was robbed.The robbers succesfully managed...
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posted by ChiliPepperLuv
1. Why did the turkey пересекать, крест the road? He wasn't a chicken.
2. Knock, knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee, I ring the doorbell.
3. If Ты are American in the living room, what are Ты in the bathroom? European (you're a peein')!
4. What did the science book say to the math book? Boy, do Ты have problems!
5. When I fell down, a friend asked, "Are Ты all right?" I replied, "No, I'm half left."
6. What do Ты get when Ты пересекать, крест a hedgehog with a turtle? A slow poke
7. Why do skunks like Valentine's Day? They're scent-imental.
8. Knock, knock! Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine...
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