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13 Ways to use Harry Potter to Annoy aTwilight Фан

posted by KateKicksAss

Credit for the first 11 goes to mugglenet.com

11 Ways to Use Harry Potter to Annoy a Twilight Fan
Guaranteed to start a shouting match of fantastic proportions...

1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter Книги in a Twilight dust jacket.

2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight Фильмы got him after the Harry Potter Фильмы were finished with him.

3. Список other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater...

4. State that Ты think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead.

5. "Accidentally" call Edward, Sanguini. (Note: Sanguini is a vampire mentioned in HBP. (At Slughorns Рождество Party to be exact, :P))

6. Explain in detail how any wizard can possess all the gifts (seeing the future, Чтение minds, etc.), that a vampire would only have one of.

7. Whenever they mention Jacob Black, innocently ask if they meant Stubby Boardman.

8. Say that Bella and Filch would make a cute couple.

9. Flinch whenever they say "Edward" and tell them to say "You-Know-Who."

10. Whenever they describe the Вампиры of the Twilight series (sparkly skin, no fangs, etc.), contradict them, and tell them what "real" vampires, out of Harry Potter, are like.

11. Explain how Twilight Волколаки are really Animagi, and ask whether they've registered with the Ministry.

12. Put Harry Potter DVD's in all of their Twilight DVD cases.

13. Ask whether "volturi" really sounds quite as menacing as say.."Death Eater".

I-am-Sammy, traceyhp and 5 others like this

Merope29 #5. - ehehe. Sanguini! but I think Sanguini's scarier than him. #8. - lol. You know what, I think they DO make a cute couple. haha. #10. - hmmm.. do you think they're actually referring to Inferi when they describe the vampires in the series? hehe.

psyconinja7 But their both retarded.

missceleb86 hahahahaha thanx 4 the tips ill remember it next time

lucius_malloy @psychoninja - considering you wrote "their" instead of "they're", I'd say that it's you who's retarded.

PotterForever LOL! 2,5,6,7,8, and 9 are the best. @psychoninja7 Ah, the irony of calling something retarded while spelling one of the words you used wrong. Very nice.

wotcher-tonks XD This is great! psyschoninja7, before you call something retarded, learn how to use "there" "their" and "they're" correctly.

bbbbbbbbbbwwww yah this is kinda dumb but funneeeee!

cassie-1-2-3 Mistaking their for they're doesn't make one retarded.. It's the most common grammar mistake people make, so I've been told.

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why Ron/Hermione pwn Bella/Edward

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Role Model Wars (Ginny, Hermione and Bella)

posted by bri-marie

Note: This is my opinion, but I use facts from the book.You are еще than welcome to have a different opinion than my own and feel free to state it. I was not rude in this Статья (and I use facts to support my reasoning) so please be curious and do the same :)
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Education:
Ginny-
Not much is known about Ginny's education. Since Harry Potter is told in third person, and focuses entirely on Harry, Ginny tends to get pushed into the background. So, this part is all assumption.
We know she is an accomplished Bat-boogey hexer (it's why Slughorn took...