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11 Ways to Use Harry Potter to Annoy a Twilight Fan
Guaranteed to start a shouting match of fantastic proportions...
1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter Книги in a Twilight dust jacket.
2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight Фильмы got him after the Harry Potter Фильмы were finished with him.
3. Список other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater...
4. State that Ты think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead.
5. "Accidentally" call Edward, Sanguini. (Note: Sanguini is a vampire mentioned in HBP. (At Slughorns Рождество Party to be exact, :P))
6. Explain in detail how any wizard can possess all the gifts (seeing the future, Чтение minds, etc.), that a vampire would only have one of.
7. Whenever they mention Jacob Black, innocently ask if they meant Stubby Boardman.
8. Say that Bella and Filch would make a cute couple.
9. Flinch whenever they say "Edward" and tell them to say "You-Know-Who."
10. Whenever they describe the Вампиры of the Twilight series (sparkly skin, no fangs, etc.), contradict them, and tell them what "real" vampires, out of Harry Potter, are like.
11. Explain how Twilight Волколаки are really Animagi, and ask whether they've registered with the Ministry.
12. Put Harry Potter DVD's in all of their Twilight DVD cases.
13. Ask whether "volturi" really sounds quite as menacing as say.."Death Eater".
11 Ways to Use Harry Potter to Annoy a Twilight Fan
Guaranteed to start a shouting match of fantastic proportions...
1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter Книги in a Twilight dust jacket.
2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight Фильмы got him after the Harry Potter Фильмы were finished with him.
3. Список other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater...
4. State that Ты think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead.
5. "Accidentally" call Edward, Sanguini. (Note: Sanguini is a vampire mentioned in HBP. (At Slughorns Рождество Party to be exact, :P))
6. Explain in detail how any wizard can possess all the gifts (seeing the future, Чтение minds, etc.), that a vampire would only have one of.
7. Whenever they mention Jacob Black, innocently ask if they meant Stubby Boardman.
8. Say that Bella and Filch would make a cute couple.
9. Flinch whenever they say "Edward" and tell them to say "You-Know-Who."
10. Whenever they describe the Вампиры of the Twilight series (sparkly skin, no fangs, etc.), contradict them, and tell them what "real" vampires, out of Harry Potter, are like.
11. Explain how Twilight Волколаки are really Animagi, and ask whether they've registered with the Ministry.
12. Put Harry Potter DVD's in all of their Twilight DVD cases.
13. Ask whether "volturi" really sounds quite as menacing as say.."Death Eater".
I still Любовь Ты after all these years.
Thinking of Ты brings me to tears.
I see Ты every time I dream
To know you’re gone makes me wanna scream.
Where are Ты my dear?
Are Ты near?
I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart.
I didn’t realize until it was too late
When Ты had passed the gate.
I thought we’d always be best friends
Too bad it came to an end
Your eyes and voice still haunt me.
Sometimes I wonder if Ты are just beyond my reach.
Where are Ты my dear?
Are Ты near?
I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart
I didn’t realize it until it was too late
When Ты had passed the gate. (2x)
Why am I still here?
Thinking of Ты brings me to tears.
I see Ты every time I dream
To know you’re gone makes me wanna scream.
Where are Ты my dear?
Are Ты near?
I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart.
I didn’t realize until it was too late
When Ты had passed the gate.
I thought we’d always be best friends
Too bad it came to an end
Your eyes and voice still haunt me.
Sometimes I wonder if Ты are just beyond my reach.
Where are Ты my dear?
Are Ты near?
I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart
I didn’t realize it until it was too late
When Ты had passed the gate. (2x)
Why am I still here?
