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Alright, part II is here! It's still pretty bad writing, but it gets better.

Dear Peace's Diary,
Peace blacked out. I don't know why. She just did. She’s just laying down in the middle of the common room she looks kind of dead.
Me Crabbe and goyle are taking her to Madam Pomfrey.
~Draco Malfoy





I visited peace in the hospital wing. She still isn’t awake yet. Carsilile сказал(-а) she will be alright in a couple of days. But carsilile seemed a little nervous. Edward сказал(-а) it was just because I was giving him the "don’t Ты dare lay a tooth on my best friend" look. I dint know what happened, but I suspect Malfoy did it. He does have a habit of doing that to people.

Emily





Dear Peace's Diary,
Peace really looks dead. Some weird vampire-doctor-guy has been fallowing me around.
~Draco






Dear Diary,
Someone hit peace with the totallis-thingy. If it was Malfoy I am going to KILL HIM. Again, BAD HABIT! In other words, the stunning charm. I sent carsilile to spy on Malfoy. I told harry not to waste his time on him yet. I have snape whipping up a cure for what happened to peace. I basically have an all access pass to the potions room. When I told harry that and he asked me why. "Well lets just say I have an unlimited Источник of knowledge mr.hal-" and at that point he сказал(-а) that I had unlimited access to the potions room. WHAT! COUNTDOWN TO SORCERER'S STONE DAY: 1 WEEK!

Amelia





Dear Peace's Diary,
>Peace seems to be waking up. Uh yeah. Not much to say.
>b right back!!!!!!!!
>back.
>Emily chased me through most of the school
>I am now back with Peace. She’s awake. She wants to write.
>
>hey,
>it’s me Peace. Uh my head hurts.
>~Peace Malfoy
>
>
>Draco back. Why is peace reaching for my hair STOP THAT
>she looks confused. Uh ill be back
>~Draco





ACK!!!!!! 2morrow we are going to the sorcerer’s stone! And peace is nowhere to be found! Omg I am so dead! I need peace by my side when I battle any evil people that try to kill me. Shoot. Harry сказал(-а) that "there is no way that snape could have done it because Dumbledore could have defeated snape so easily..........Emily? Emily!? Right?" I kind of chocked up at that last part. Eh heh.





Dear Peace's Diary,
Peace seems to be waking up. Uh yeah. Not much to say.
B right bak!!!!!!!!
Back.
Emily chased me through most of the school
I am now back with Peace. She’s awake. She wants to write.

Hey,
it’s me Peace. Uh my head hurts.
~Peace Malfoy

Draco back. Why is peace reaching for my hair STOP THAT
she looks confused. Uh ill be back
~Draco






K we just finished the first challenge to get to the sorcerers stone. Fluffy. Yeah, so called fluffy almost bit my arm off. I am so lucky that I can heal wounds. Eh heh. When we dropped down, Hermionie just told us to relax. Neither me nor Ron could do that very much. Bella came with us. That was not much fun. Bella went down first. Mostly because she saw fluffy and passed out. Oh-wait, harry wanted to write NO HARRY b right back with my Далее entry after we reach the Далее challenge.

Emily Potter (well Эй, peace can do it)





Dear diary,
me and Draco are in the place to get to the stone, I remembered the Книги and I want Draco to be the hero so we went in it before Quirrel. Fluffy was easy to pass. I just played my flute. The devils snare was easy too. Draco got the flying key for the Далее one. Далее is the chess.

I’ll write again soon
~Peace





Kk, keys, hmmm...
I really don't want to do this" harry said. Ron shrugged "oh come on it'll be a pinch ok?" "Fine" harry said. "Emily do Ты have any Совет for me before I go?"
"Yeah"
"What?"
"Get the key"
Harry glared at me. "Gee thanks, that’s helpful" "you’re welcome" I сказал(-а) cheerfully.

So, harry went off to get the key and we ran for the door. And......that's pretty much it for the Emily diary Сообщить for now, we are about to do the chess game and Ron wants me to be the other knight. Yay, I’m good at smashing things. He he he. K bye

The knight Emily






K I’m a knight in wizards chess I totally nailed the Queen in the game. WHAT! In the potions, I трещина, сплит the potion with harry. And now........

Em





Voldemort. Knock. Out. Draco. I. write. Back. later
-Peace





Too weird to write, we found peace and Malfoy tied up, with a little note! Hold on-you’ll never believe this:
Dear people,
Hi, sorry about your Друзья I couldn’t find the sorcerers stone, just this stupid rock. Quirrel’s dead. Off to find myself a new body, bye!
Love,
Lord Voldemort.

After he read it, harry looked up at me and сказал(-а) "is this for real?" "Er-I don’t know" I сказал(-а) "he dots his eyes with little hearts" well this is just- hey- what’s that misty thingy? Oh crap voldemort! HELP!

Emil-





Current status of:
Peace: Blacked out, dreaming of Draco
Draco: Blacked out, dreaming of himself





I spied on Dumbledore and harry: "is all this Конфеты for me-hey- why is there so many empty wrappers on my bed?" "Ah yes" Dumbledore сказал(-а) "Emily came to visit Ты a while ago" "I swear, that girls stomach is a bottomless pit" harry said. "Hey!" I said. "oh-harry-can I stay with Ты and the Dursleys over the summer?" harry stared at me. "You’re kidding right?" "No, okay, think of it as this: if Dudley comes and tries to hurt you..." I cracked my knuckles.”Brilliant" harry said. Peace stirred in her bed. "Hey-what’s going on?" she said.


END OF BOOK ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!
 Before the twilight Фаны began a riot at a hot topics.
Before the twilight fans began a riot at a hot topics.
Twilight is a best-selling, Сверхъестественное teen romance series containing the events of a human (Bella), a vampire (Edward), and a werewolf (Jacob)situations in Forks, WA as the Книги progress. It has attracted a significantly high fan-base and it's Фильмы grossed to over $700 million box-office. Much of the saga's acclaims range from young Фаны of the Книги and movies, all the way to the current President of the United States. Such acclaim is also met with the negativity of the public that are against the over-all plots and messages from the saga itself. The conflicts of interests towards the...
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Ok, some of this is opinion, some is fact, so don't critisize it because it is my opinion. And don't be rude in the Комментарии section!

1. If the Cullens are "vampire's" that don't burn in the sun, don't drink blood, young, rich, immortal and beautiful, then why are they in Forks, Washington!? In HIGH SCHOOL!?

2. Ты say this story is about a Vampire, Werewolf and Human. I won't disagree with the human part, but the Cullens are NOT vampires. They don't drink blood, they don't die from a stake to the heart, they don't burn in the sun, and they don't have fangs. Jacob isn't a werewolf. He doesn't...
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Intelligence, I was not born with. Talent, minimal. Endurance, plenty. I wish I could be a Hermione Granger. The world is a cruel place for a woman and a brainy one at that. The close I come to is a Ron Weasley.

Hermione, from her introduction, comes off as a snooty know-it-all. An outcast who never gets along with anybody because she knows too much. But as we Переместить on in the series she becomes the strongest pillar of the trio. She thrives on competition and always comes on top. Being a muggle-born and to be accepted into the wizard-world she faces discrimination and isolation from many but...
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I found these fascinating, thought Ты guys might too, :)


Bellatrix - “Bella” is a construct of the word “bellum” meaning “war” and “trix” refers to “a woman in power.” Bellatrix is therefore known as the “Female Warrior” and is also the pale yellow звезда indicating the left shoulder of the constellation Orion, the Great Hunter.

Blaise - Blaise was the teacher of Merlin. From the Roman name Blasius, which means “lisping.” From the Latin “blaesus.” A famous bearer was Blaise Pascal, a French mathematician and philosopher.

Draco...
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OK, there are millions of people who write thest kind of articles, but please try and control your patience, and read this.

The Love
Harry Potter has love. Not lust.
Hermione didn't stare and Ron and say "OMG he is soooo hot, I am in love" no, Hermione and Ron started of as hating each other. Halfway through their first год they became friends. In HBP and DH they both started getting feelings for each other. They Любовь each other for who they are. That is real love. Twilight on the other hand has no real love. Bella and Edward fall in Любовь with each other, they kiss, Bella gets pregnant. ALL THIS...
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posted by KateKicksAss
One thing I've noticed in general is that anti's tend to make a pretty big deal out of the Twilight Вампиры sparkling. I've seen people saying things like real Вампиры don't sparkle, Вампиры not sparkling was a fact, and that it was gay of them to sparkle. Okay, of ALL the things to criticize in Twilight, people are going after the SPARKLING? Seriously?

First off, at least where I'm from, calling something “gay” as an insult is considered really rude and distasteful. Besides being rude and homophobic, it's also generalizing and stereotyping. Just because something sparkles doesn't make...
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I was typing up an response to iluvtwilight_ for my personal enjoyment when someone reported the Вопрос and had it removed. I felt much frustration as what was once a very entertaining activity was reduced to pointlessness. This makes an already depressed person like me еще depressed. Siriusly, I want to committ suicide now...

No, I don't... not yet. But I considered leaving for a brief moment.
But to address this problematic issue. I present: link. O.o What's this? Wikipedia has a specific project devoted to adding humour to the site? OMG, on such a serious site?

Yes, even on such a serious...
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Discussion regarding Twilight Вампиры and reply to Drisina at link

First Part:
The thing is Drisina, one cannot by fiat change a legend to whatever one very well pleases with. Вампиры have been in mythology from the 17th century, e.g. Countess Elizabeth Bathory who alledgedly drank her female servants blood to stay young.

So what Stephenie Meyer does is that she takes the vampire-myth, and discards the gorier details and imperfections, replaces them with what she thinks they should be and et voila, we have Edward Cullen.

Now I shall dissect why most people think its a bad thing to do. Recall...
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posted by harrypotterbest
The Volturi and The Death Eaters have a lot in common. This Статья points out the features of The Death Eaters that the Volturi seem to have as well.
Before I begin, Ты have to remember that The Death Eaters were here first – so the Volturi copied them, not the other way around. Now, the leaders of the Volturi are –unless I’m very much mistaken – Aro, Marcus, and Caius. The leader of The Death Eaters is Lord Voldemort.
The Dark Lord can perform Legilemency, which is rather like mind reading, whatever Snape says. Aro can read minds too. The Dark Lord needs eye contact, Aro needs a...
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It’s been a while since i am here in this Harry Potter vs Twilight community. Now, being a die hard Harry Potter Фан my vote always go for the same, but I feel by criticizing any of the two of them is insulting the world of story writing. I give it a thought why this whole Harry Potter vs Twilight thing is started and all that comes to me is a memory of mine. At some point I liked Twilight (though not as much as I am obsessed with Harry Potter). Then one день I had an argument with a friend of mine & naturally I sided with Harry Potter but hearing illogical criticism turned me against...
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posted by Blueeyes99
Ok, time for the other side of the story, in other words, time for another interview with a Twilight “hater”. Her name is Izabella, aka: venvargie! Let’s get started!

Could Ты introduce yourself please!

Hah, okay well I'm Izabella. But I usually go by Ven on the interwebz. I'm turning 16 in a few months and I don't watch a lot of TV so I don't have a Избранное Показать xD.

What is it that Ты hate about Twilight?

Well, I hate the sparkling thing the most. Growing up, I watched all kinda of scary vampire Фильмы with my older brother and they were always the kind that died in the light and vanted...
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Heellooooo!!!! I'm feeling rather Болталка today so I thought I'd take a leaf out of Emma's rather large, leather bound book and do a stupid Harry Potter quiz. It's not actually a story, just a Болталка collection of letters put together to form a Болталка collection of words which will, in turn, provide a Болталка collection of potentially amusing sentences. So, enjoy my little freaks!!!
Beware: If Ты have no sense of humour: DO NOT ENTER!!!
PS. I decided to post this on this spot as well as the HP one because everyone seems so mad at the opposition so I thought they might need a laugh :)



Read the...
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posted by snapeislove
The "jejemon" mania is spreading in my country like mad.

I am a Filipino and Im getting really upset because almost half of the 'jejemon' population is in my country. Even my Друзья greet me through text messages '.,inN DisZ qKinD oFv m4nN3Rr.,' and Im now confused if they're simply Twihards или just some bunch of lunatics. I am also sad because when I Поиск what 'jejemon' means it always come up with explanations that involve my country, am I gonna deny that I am a Filipino? will I curse them all because they're all proud of it? will I beg them to stop the stupidity? I know my options will...
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posted by luv_warriorcatz
All credits go to Das_Mervin's sporking of the Twilight series: link

I just wanted to cut out this snippet and paste it here because I completely agree here. There is no being that's invincible, no matter how unnecessarily overpowered Ты make them.
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Meyer thinks that humans are limited to two types of weapons: Оружие and slow-moving bombs. Oh, Meyer. Ты silly, silly bitch. There is one thing that we humans have been consistently good at since we first picked up a rock and looked speculatively at that черепаха hiding smugly inside of its shell:...
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I cannot stress strongly enough the contempt I have for the franchise of Twilight. или at least the book. The films are еще funny than anything else, and honestly I don't hate any of the cast an crew working on it. Having read the Источник material, I can see they had little to work with.
Harry Potter, on the other hand... I like. I don't Любовь it; I'm no Potterhead by any means, however much I might have been in the past. But it will always hold a very special place for me. I grew up with the Книги and films, Чтение and seeing them years apart from each other - growing up along with the characters...
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