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Alright, part II is here! It's still pretty bad writing, but it gets better.

Dear Peace's Diary,
Peace blacked out. I don't know why. She just did. She’s just laying down in the middle of the common room she looks kind of dead.
Me Crabbe and goyle are taking her to Madam Pomfrey.
~Draco Malfoy





I visited peace in the hospital wing. She still isn’t awake yet. Carsilile сказал(-а) she will be alright in a couple of days. But carsilile seemed a little nervous. Edward сказал(-а) it was just because I was giving him the "don’t Ты dare lay a tooth on my best friend" look. I dint know what happened, but I suspect Malfoy did it. He does have a habit of doing that to people.

Emily





Dear Peace's Diary,
Peace really looks dead. Some weird vampire-doctor-guy has been fallowing me around.
~Draco






Dear Diary,
Someone hit peace with the totallis-thingy. If it was Malfoy I am going to KILL HIM. Again, BAD HABIT! In other words, the stunning charm. I sent carsilile to spy on Malfoy. I told harry not to waste his time on him yet. I have snape whipping up a cure for what happened to peace. I basically have an all access pass to the potions room. When I told harry that and he asked me why. "Well lets just say I have an unlimited Источник of knowledge mr.hal-" and at that point he сказал(-а) that I had unlimited access to the potions room. WHAT! COUNTDOWN TO SORCERER'S STONE DAY: 1 WEEK!

Amelia





Dear Peace's Diary,
>Peace seems to be waking up. Uh yeah. Not much to say.
>b right back!!!!!!!!
>back.
>Emily chased me through most of the school
>I am now back with Peace. She’s awake. She wants to write.
>
>hey,
>it’s me Peace. Uh my head hurts.
>~Peace Malfoy
>
>
>Draco back. Why is peace reaching for my hair STOP THAT
>she looks confused. Uh ill be back
>~Draco





ACK!!!!!! 2morrow we are going to the sorcerer’s stone! And peace is nowhere to be found! Omg I am so dead! I need peace by my side when I battle any evil people that try to kill me. Shoot. Harry сказал(-а) that "there is no way that snape could have done it because Dumbledore could have defeated snape so easily..........Emily? Emily!? Right?" I kind of chocked up at that last part. Eh heh.





Dear Peace's Diary,
Peace seems to be waking up. Uh yeah. Not much to say.
B right bak!!!!!!!!
Back.
Emily chased me through most of the school
I am now back with Peace. She’s awake. She wants to write.

Hey,
it’s me Peace. Uh my head hurts.
~Peace Malfoy

Draco back. Why is peace reaching for my hair STOP THAT
she looks confused. Uh ill be back
~Draco






K we just finished the first challenge to get to the sorcerers stone. Fluffy. Yeah, so called fluffy almost bit my arm off. I am so lucky that I can heal wounds. Eh heh. When we dropped down, Hermionie just told us to relax. Neither me nor Ron could do that very much. Bella came with us. That was not much fun. Bella went down first. Mostly because she saw fluffy and passed out. Oh-wait, harry wanted to write NO HARRY b right back with my Далее entry after we reach the Далее challenge.

Emily Potter (well Эй, peace can do it)





Dear diary,
me and Draco are in the place to get to the stone, I remembered the Книги and I want Draco to be the hero so we went in it before Quirrel. Fluffy was easy to pass. I just played my flute. The devils snare was easy too. Draco got the flying key for the Далее one. Далее is the chess.

I’ll write again soon
~Peace





Kk, keys, hmmm...
I really don't want to do this" harry said. Ron shrugged "oh come on it'll be a pinch ok?" "Fine" harry said. "Emily do Ты have any Совет for me before I go?"
"Yeah"
"What?"
"Get the key"
Harry glared at me. "Gee thanks, that’s helpful" "you’re welcome" I сказал(-а) cheerfully.

So, harry went off to get the key and we ran for the door. And......that's pretty much it for the Emily diary Сообщить for now, we are about to do the chess game and Ron wants me to be the other knight. Yay, I’m good at smashing things. He he he. K bye

The knight Emily






K I’m a knight in wizards chess I totally nailed the Queen in the game. WHAT! In the potions, I трещина, сплит the potion with harry. And now........

Em





Voldemort. Knock. Out. Draco. I. write. Back. later
-Peace





Too weird to write, we found peace and Malfoy tied up, with a little note! Hold on-you’ll never believe this:
Dear people,
Hi, sorry about your Друзья I couldn’t find the sorcerers stone, just this stupid rock. Quirrel’s dead. Off to find myself a new body, bye!
Love,
Lord Voldemort.

After he read it, harry looked up at me and сказал(-а) "is this for real?" "Er-I don’t know" I сказал(-а) "he dots his eyes with little hearts" well this is just- hey- what’s that misty thingy? Oh crap voldemort! HELP!

Emil-





Current status of:
Peace: Blacked out, dreaming of Draco
Draco: Blacked out, dreaming of himself





I spied on Dumbledore and harry: "is all this Конфеты for me-hey- why is there so many empty wrappers on my bed?" "Ah yes" Dumbledore сказал(-а) "Emily came to visit Ты a while ago" "I swear, that girls stomach is a bottomless pit" harry said. "Hey!" I said. "oh-harry-can I stay with Ты and the Dursleys over the summer?" harry stared at me. "You’re kidding right?" "No, okay, think of it as this: if Dudley comes and tries to hurt you..." I cracked my knuckles.”Brilliant" harry said. Peace stirred in her bed. "Hey-what’s going on?" she said.


END OF BOOK ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!
posted by teamsalvatore98
Hello, everyone. It's me, teamsalvatore. (Salvy)

So this club is Potter vs. Twilight, Rowling vs. Meyer, Wizards vs. Vampires. I, personally, my opinion, think that Twilight is better than Harry Potter. BUT I think that there are some redundant things in Twilight. And remember, these are ust my opinions:

-Bella's weakness; She's helpless, and turning girls everywhere into weak, spineless idiots. She's making girls everywhere think they need a guy like Edward to protect them.
-Edward's obvious self-hate; He's a non-cutting emo, for crying out loud! A wannabe! We get it, Eddy, Ты don't like yourself....
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Okay. I know what Ты are all thinking. Oh no not another Harry Potter vs. Twilight Статья but yes I am making one because I can. I just want my opinion to be heard. So first off let me Список the reasons why children, teens and adults can Любовь Harry Potter and the good messages that Harry Potter gets across. Harry Potter first of all teaches people about the very special bond between people called friendship. Harry, Hermione and Ron are a perfect example of friendship. They are all with Harry until the very end like they promised. They risk their lives for each other and even though they fight,...
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posted by TeamSiriusBlack
    Ok, well I’m getting pretty tired of people saying that Bella and Edward’s relationship is love. It’s not. It’s just lust. Let’s look at the clues:
-She sees him and thinks he’s gorgeous.
-He likes her smell.
-He’s a vampire.
    Now, before I start Письмо about these points, I would like to compare the relationship to that of Snape and Lily. Yes, they have never gone out but they didn’t need to. Snape met Lily when they were little. He probably thought she was pretty and developed a crush on her which bloomed into love. When Snape found...
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posted by Sophia21
Realised the points have little to do with plot, thus changed the Название to errors.

My apologise to Twilight Фаны if I'm a little too harsh, but I have reread the Книги like twice this месяц and it was a little exasperating. Not to worry, I'm currently rereading Harry Potter, so a plothole Список on it will be added soon =)

Ok, let's get started:

1.A hundred years of...nothingness?
Explanation: I don't expect science fiction Книги to be scientifically accurate. But if Ты plan your main character to live 100 years studying in prep forever at the age of 17, make the whole book plausible. No, just saying...
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I made a Список of combined and possible plot holes about Harry Potter. Some of them I came up with myself, and some of them I got from different places online. If Ты can give explanation answering the Вопросы ,do it please.
I purposely put in a few really really picky Вопрос because there are a lot of Статьи about Twilight like this, so I want to see how Harry Potter Фаны respond to the ridiculously picks questions. I'm not going to tell Ты which ones they are, but they should be easy to pick out.





1.    Why do the founders of Hogwarts have surnames? Family names weren’t...
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posted by BedIntruder
95 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks
Opinion by BedIntruder Опубликовано 4 hours назад


1. Bella is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Meyer hides by calling her clumsy.
2. Being clumsy is not a flaw if Edward always catches her.
3. She can’t do anything without Edward.
4. And when he leaves she attempts to commit suicide.
5. Meyer is living out her own fantasies by Письмо about Bella, who is clearly herself.
6. The Книги aren’t well written, just because every other word is a fancy adjective doesn’t make it good writing.
7. All the rules Meyer sets for being a vampire are broken by the end of the...
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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that Ты arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and Ты will Любовь it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to Ты that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe Ты didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. или maybe Ты didnt read...
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posted by lucius_malloy
So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But Ты get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her Друзья - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was Чтение a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an яблоко on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...
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posted by GemonkDruid
 Too true!
Too true!
I discovered these song spoofs in my Письмо folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with Ты guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella by Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until Ты agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn Ты into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told Ты I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, Ты crazy witch
Now it's raining еще than ever
But we’re...
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posted by LoveforSeverus
Well I've been Письмо a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the в общем и целом, общая story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight by just "letting her characters handle the plot". There by making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write Фан fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good Фан fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie Ты want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...
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posted by LilRavenclaw95
Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a Список of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced by Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two Книги sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, Ты see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The секунда features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...
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posted by ryomaidol
My cousin says we, Harry Potter Фаны are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER Статьи HERE, sorry if used without permission)


HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
46 минуты назад via Plurk · Комментарий · Like · View Комментарии on Plurk

** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
41 минуты назад ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
33 минуты назад ·

** ******: duh! nonsense!
23 минуты назад ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...
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I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores Ты или is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in Любовь with Ты — and Ты are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells Ты to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the Любовь of your life. Ты should stay with him since he will keep Ты безопасно, сейф forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...
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Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell Ты that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When Чтение them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...
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