Гарри Поттер против Сумерек Article: Finding Twilight a Theme Song

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posted by siriuslyawesome

A little play.

(setting-a stage. Creepy smoke rolls on ground, odd blue lighting. Edward stands looking at Стена and thinking)
Edward:Hmmm...
Harry:Hey Edward! What's going on?
(Edward ignores him)
Harry:Is something wrong? Is Bella being a pain or...
Bella: (runs in) WHY ARE Ты MAKING EDWARD UPSET?
Harry:I'm not trying to-
(Hermione runs in, panting)
Hermione: I heard yelling-what's going on?
Bella: Harry's making Eddieward mad.
Harry:I just asked if he was okay-
Bella:AND THAT MADE HIM UPSET!
Hermione: Bella, calm down.
Bella: DON"T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN Ты CALM DOWN!!!!!!
Hermione: That's it! (Pulls out wand.)
Ron: (runs in) Hermione, what are Ты doing?
(Hermione lowers wand, suprised)
Edward:Do Ты guys want to know WHY I'm upset?
Harry: Nope.
Ron:No.
Hermione:Nah, not really.
Bella: OH PLEASE TELL ME!!!
Edward: Well, some people are saying that HP is better than Twilight because Twilight has no theme song. I just can't think of one!
Harry:Why don't Ты use Boom Boom Pow?? It goes along perfectly with the book....
Hermione: How about "The Dance of the Sugar слива Fairies" by Tchaikovsky? Ты are sugar слива fairies...(grins, Ron laughs)
Bella:Don't Ты DARE insult sparkly vampires! (Throws a перфоратор, удар, пунш at Harry, misses and hits Edward. He falls to the ground)
Bella: EDDIEWARD I'M SO SORRY!
Harry: Let's leave before this gets crazy.
Ron:(stares at Bella) She NEEDS to sort out her priorities.
Bella: MEANIES! (Plots revenge against them)
Hermione: See ya, Bella
Ron:Er...nice to meet you.
Harry:Hope to uh...see Ты again.
(A crack as they apparate)
WHAT DO Ты THINK THE TWILIGHT THEME SONG SHOULD BE?

ThirdPhoenix likes this

LinaHarrow I think "Bella's Lullaby" would work nicely.

Junkie4Jesus Edward isn't a sparkly vampire. He's a freaking Fairy!! He's covered in glitter and lives in the woods!!!!! Silly people:) I think he's a male tooth fairy....lol

Junkie4Jesus Now for a Theme song......IDK?!

Darkshine Dance of the Sugar Plum fairy would be great. x)

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95 Reasons twilight Sucks

posted by TeamSiriusBlack

I did not write this.
1. Bella is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Meyer hides by calling her clumsy.

2. Being clumsy is not a flaw if Edward always catches her.
3. She can’t do anything without Edward.
4. And when he leaves she attempts to commit suicide.
5. Meyer is living out her own fantasies by Письмо about Bella, who is clearly herself.
6. The Книги aren’t well written, just because every other word is a fancy adjective doesn’t make it good writing.
7. All the rules Meyer sets for being a vampire are broken by the end of the series.
8. Not only that, she breaks rules set by...

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Tics and foibles of all Twihards

posted by I_Hate_Twilight

Now that I have enough free time, I researched a bit and noticed that Twifans has some tics and mannerisms while writing.

I'm not just good, because the first thought was that I noticed the keyboard problem. But then I saw that it was too frequent, several problems with keyboards on many different people.

SO WHY WRITE: ZE becoz FANNS TAWLK Diz lyk !!!!!
There is already some Twilight-English dictionary? It is normal that no one writes like that. What is interest? Look like they're talking to snakes ...
Who invented it?

WRITE WITH CAPITAL LETTERS!! WHAT IS THE INTEREST? ARE A SCREAM WITH SOMEONE??...

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Twilighters Письмо in CAPITOL LETTERS

posted by mimifaith

Is it just me, или does it seem like most of the Twilight Фаны feel that they have to write in capitol letters to get their points across? Personally i find it really annoying.

It's also a fact that if Ты write in capitol letters IT TAKES LONGER FOR THE BRAIN TO PROCESS THE INFORMATION and therefore takes longer to read. Originally all the road signs (In England anyway) were written in capitol letters, until they were redone and someone found that smaller case letters were quicker to read. So they changed it.

So Далее time Ты feel like shouting because your book sucks, don't write in capitols, but put...
*shouting*... at the begining of your speech.

Thank you. That is all.

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Lets Face it Twi-Fans. Twilight Sucks. Harry Potter wins

posted by Loony_Luna

Okay sorry Twilikers. But Ты need to here the facts. Harry Potter is the best selling serous ever. Deathly Hallows is the fasting selling book ever.

Okay. So why is it when I type in "100 resons Twilight is better then Harry Potter" there is one vpage and for a start there aren't even a hundred resons. Most of them all same the same thing. Twiilight's better because everyone's hot. They are??. Good readers tend not to notice.

It's a Любовь story. So is Harry Potter but it's not full in your face. It comes in gentle as the charcters get older, as the Книги Переместить on. And have Ты seen all the different...

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Rant on "Love" in both Twilight and Harry Potter

posted by Kersian

Now here's the thing that seems to be the Популярное topic now. Harry Potter Книги and the Twilight series. First I'd like to point out I do not call Twilight a "saga" is because well if Ты look it up Ты will know why. There's this whole big clash of the Twilight fanatics and the Harry Potter fanatics. I just need to vent out on how I feel about this situation.

Okay if Ты Любовь Twilight than that's fine with me. I respect your opinions, but to me the book was terrible. Ты can instantly tell that it was Meyer's first book she had ever written. I only hate the book, I don't hate Ты for liking...

Twilight Review

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last сердце beating chapter 1

posted by nichole22

please leave Комментарии so i no if this story sucks или not and please read it even if its not the whole story.

Chapter 1: The unexpected

Have Ты ever had one of those dreams, were Ты try and run fast but Ты just keep getting slower, well that's the dream I was having. This is the most strangest dream I have ever had. I was being chased by two wannabe snobs from school, Rachel was the leader from between them, who was tall with black hair tied up in to a curly mini style afro like a thick puff ball at the back of her head. she also had long, sleek legs built for running. Along side her was her...

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By the Grace of God stop saying "Characters are hot /in the movies, therefore book is excellent".

posted by Aquilia

I have just tried to refute another "Edward is hot" type fallacy. I've had enough, I'm ready to puke - pardon the language - in link if I see another one. In the foreseeable future, I shall either not bother with such fallacies but instead ignore and ridicule или point to this article. This applies to both sides because some Twilight Фаны and some new Harry Potter Фаны here are frequently inferring it.

I point to my Назад article: link for the introduction.
I shall here only point out Number Six:
Non sequitur.
What is a Non Sequitur and a fallacy: I shall again refer to оксфордский, oxford, оксфорд English Dictionary...

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The Final Battle: Part 5

posted by harrypotterbest

Harry and his friend entered the hotel in high spirits. Hermione, Ron, and Ginny were already there, and one look told them they had been very worried. Ginny glanced at Harry’s wide smile and the newcomer, and said, very icily, “Who is she?” to Harry.
Harry grinned even wider, and J K smiled. “This, Ginny, is the one and only J K Rowling!” He saw their looks of astonishment. “You know,” he added, “she wrote our books!”
“Oh,” сказал(-а) Ginny, sounding rather relieved. Ron laughed.
Hermione looked surprised, but knowing as to why he had brought J K.
“And why did Ты bring...

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Harry potter Monopoly

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What is the dotted line called?

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Harry, Ron, and Cereal Guy

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Тонкс

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Bella Smiles :)

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A New Form Of Torture

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Feeling Ill (Hermione+Snape) fanfiction

posted by ImBooOK

Ron just wouldn't can it. We were all at the table, while Ron was blabbing about how Professor Snape had gave him detention. For crying out loud, if he just payed attention in class he wouldn't have!
"'Mione, can Ты pass the butter?" he сказал(-а) with mouth full of chicken. I scowled at him and passed him some. "'Mione, Ты don't look so good are Ты ok?" Harry whispered in my ear. I shook my head. After riding a метла and falling off because of stupid Malfoy hadn't done wonders on the headache i already had. "You want to go to the infarmery, im pretty sure the med-witch has." he began but Ron...

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Edward Cullen : Not Abusive Boyfriend ( against XDRoseLuvsHP)

posted by Renesmee_XD

Here is an 5 Part Essay wriiten by someone on livejournal that proves Edward isnt abusive.
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I have been having feelings of guilt off and on about shipping Edward and Bella. I'm sure the majority of us Twilight Фаны of have heard about the accusations of Edward being an abusive boyfriend. The accusers are able to back it up with proof of certain behaviors that count as abuse that Ты can read off of a red flag list. What they refuse to do though is look at the big picture. All they see is the surface and refuse to ask why. They even go to such far...

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Reasons why I dislike Harry Potter

posted by Amirgaul

I knw that many of Ты hv read the Книги and watched the Harry Potter series. At first, I liked it very much, but later on, it got really boring to the point I had to force myself to watch tthe Фильмы and read the books. I know that I don't "have" to force myself to do anything, but there was no other way to spend my holidays. One of my friends, who is a Potter Фан recommended this series to me and gave me all the Фильмы and books. I finished Чтение all the Фильмы and also finished Чтение all the books. At the end, I was really disappointed.
I hate Harry Potter. Now, don't go saying that I...

The Breakdown of Волколаки

posted by TheFangirl101

A werewolf, by most common lore, is a human that has been bitten by another werewolf, so сказал(-а) human transforms into a werewolf at full moon. Remus Lupin is a prime example for the fact that we know he was bitten by Fenrir Greyback, a notorious werewolf. Jacob Black is another Популярное example but I will break that down later in this article. First a VERY important thing Ты must know is that a werewolf isn't aware of his или her doing while in werewolf form. Remus Lupin was required to leave school grounds every full moon, so he is a true werewolf. Jacob Black, however, is completely aware of his actions as a werewolf. Therefore Jacob Black is not a true werewolf. This Статья was written from an unbiased point of view and was well researched.

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Keep Calm...

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