Ron and Hermione- I'm so in to Ты

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posted by Sophia21

Realised the points have little to do with plot, thus changed the Название to errors.

My apologise to Twilight Фаны if I'm a little too harsh, but I have reread the Книги like twice this месяц and it was a little exasperating. Not to worry, I'm currently rereading Harry Potter, so a plothole Список on it will be added soon =)

Ok, let's get started:

1.A hundred years of...nothingness?
Explanation: I don't expect science fiction Книги to be scientifically accurate. But if Ты plan your main character to live 100 years studying in prep forever at the age of 17, make the whole book plausible. No, just saying...

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Harry and Cho- A brief history.

posted by FredWRules

-harry’s hormones went overdrive when he saw this spankin’ hot qurl from the ravenclaw quidditch team.

-being the teenage boy he is, he didn’t make a Переместить until it was the yule ball and it turns out that this d00d cedric asked her out.

-then this d00d died and cho was all “bawwww cedric” but somehow she managed to get over all that because of harry’s eternal glory the strategically placed mistletoe. so they kissed.

-then they dated on valentine’s день in hogsmeade and cho wanted to be all “baww cedric” in front of harry. but harry, being the hormone-driven infatuated teenager he is, was all ears.

-then it ended when harry сказал(-а) he was meeting hermione, because apparently cho’s the only one allowed to talk about someone else in their relationship.

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Вампиры Любовь Twilight

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Source: Once again, another pic I found in the C.A.T. spot

Response to 100 Reasons why Twilight is better then Harry Potter part 4

posted by luv_warriorcatz

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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that Ты arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and Ты will Любовь it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to Ты that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe Ты didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. или maybe Ты didnt read...

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lucius_ malloy's Anti-Twilight Story

posted by lucius_malloy

So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But Ты get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her Друзья - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was Чтение a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an яблоко on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...

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Anti-Twilight Song Spoofs

posted by GemonkDruid

Too true!

I discovered these song spoofs in my Письмо folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with Ты guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella by Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until Ты agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn Ты into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told Ты I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, Ты crazy witch
Now it's raining еще than ever
But we’re...

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Response to 100 Reasons why Twilight is better then Harry Potter

posted by luv_warriorcatz

here is the website:

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1. he/she just сказал(-а) "its not" (completley agree with them)
1 1/2. (y is there a half?) the person just сказал(-а) that its not.
2. i dont think that many ppl can relate 2 twilight b/c we aren't that obessissive to jump off a cliff или hurt ourselves 4 r sweeties (at least i hope not), i dont feel any emotion at all and i certaintley don't want 2 b bella. Harry Potter has a story 2 and it's better. (response to "It's as if u hav a story")When I read Harry Potter, I feel as if I understand him better then bella because he goes through a lot еще then bella.
2. (i think its unfair...

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Twilight Is Just Fanfic In Denial.

posted by LoveforSeverus

Well I've been Письмо a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the в общем и целом, общая story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight by just "letting her characters handle the plot". There by making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write Фан fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good Фан fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie Ты want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...

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Why I believe Twilight is Популярное

posted by GemonkDruid

First, let me get this straight: I'm not a Фан of Twilight. In fact, I hate it. But I can see why everyone's so hyped up about it.

You see, I've recently been introduced to a new theory- The Twelve-Year-Old girl theory. It's mostly used in music, like for Популярное Иконки like Hannah Montana, Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, but Twilight also fits into this catagory.

What is the Twelve-Year-Old girl theory, Ты might ask? Well, let's just look at people at the age of twelve first. When Ты turn twelve, you're on the thin line between childhood and the teen years. You're young and vulnerable,...

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Why HP is Better

posted by LilRavenclaw95

Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a Список of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced by Harry Potter in Lit Circles

Two Книги sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, Ты see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The секунда features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...

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Are we INSECURE~!?

posted by ryomaidol

My cousin says we, Harry Potter Фаны are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!

(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER Статьи HERE, sorry if used without permission)

HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
46 минуты назад via Plurk · Комментарий · Like · View Комментарии on Plurk

** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
41 минуты назад ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
33 минуты назад ·

** ******: duh! nonsense!
23 минуты назад ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...

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20 Lessons Girls Can Learn From Twilight

posted by TeamSiriusBlack

I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores Ты или is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in Любовь with Ты — and Ты are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells Ты to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the Любовь of your life. Ты should stay with him since he will keep Ты безопасно, сейф forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...

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My Personal Letter to Stephenie Meyer.

posted by ABDCFan-

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell Ты that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When Чтение them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...

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Lets Face it Twi-Fans. Twilight Sucks. Harry Potter wins

posted by Loony_Luna

Okay sorry Twilikers. But Ты need to here the facts. Harry Potter is the best selling serous ever. Deathly Hallows is the fasting selling book ever.

Okay. So why is it when I type in "100 resons Twilight is better then Harry Potter" there is one vpage and for a start there aren't even a hundred resons. Most of them all same the same thing. Twiilight's better because everyone's hot. They are??. Good readers tend not to notice.

It's a Любовь story. So is Harry Potter but it's not full in your face. It comes in gentle as the charcters get older, as the Книги Переместить on. And have Ты seen all the different...

Me and My Friend's Fanfic part three of many

posted by emilyroxx

DEAR ...,
SORRY PEACE IS NOT AVAIBLE NOW TRY AGAIN LATER!!!!
-peace
p.s. peace is having tons of fun at the Malfoy’s

(My entry)
Dear diary,
Today I wrote a poem for Draco:

Deep inside
Really
All I
can think
Of is you

He wrote back:

Peace,
I Любовь Ты еще than Ты can know
Your soft green eyes,
Your seventh toe,
Your curly brown hair,
And pale cold skin like tile,
But most of all your gentle smile

We spent an час snogging. At one point his mum walked in on us and screamed at Draco for having his рубашка off. Then she yelled at me for snogging him to much. Then she left the room and never came back.
~Peace...

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A Mini-Rant About Вампиры (Beware)

posted by GemonkDruid

(Warning: Lots of swearing. Sorry, but it's the only way to get my point across.)

Okay, let's get this over with- THE CULLENS ARE NOT FUCKING VAMPIRES. I don't know what the hell they are, but they are not vampires.

Sunlight: A vampire cannot go into the sunlight, as they will burn. There are a few exceptions though; In Romania, there are special vamps called Moroi, Dhampirs, and Strogoi (e.g. Vampire Academy). Also, Вампиры could wear special magical jewellry that can let them go out in the sunlight (e.g. Vampire Diaries, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel).

In Twilight, there is none of this....

MyronPwnsBella's Anti-Twilight Story.

posted by MyronPwnsBella

There once was a seventeen год old girl named Sandy. One день in July 2008, she saw her sister, Astrid Чтение a book with a slightly torn red ribbon on it. Sandy curiously asked Astrid what she was reading. Astrid told it was part of a book series called Twilight and that it was really good. Sandy has a few doubts but decided to go ahead and read it. When she did, she liked the Twilight Series. Sandy wasn't usually interested in teen romance a whole lot of the time and еще often liked stuff with a huge amount of action in it, but she really liked it and wanted to read the other two. Sandy...

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