Ron and Hermione- I'm so in to Ты

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posted by GemonkDruid

A/N: I just thought it would be an interesting subject, Ты know? And before Ты do anything, just to let Ты know, I FAIL at characterisation. So don't go all batshit on me if I get Hermione или anyone else wrong, 'kay?

Today, on the 17th of October, the court session for the famous "Meyer Case" was initiated. Stephenie Meyer, founder of Twilight, inc., the billion-dollar advertising company, was arrested on several charges, including: allegations of fraud charged by worldwide companies Feminism, inc., 3D pwns 2D, and Literature n Books; the murder of various brain cells; abuse and rape of thesarus,...

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harryginny vs edwardbella

posted by emilykuru

Fanfiction:

edward-bella vs harry-ginny

Edward and bella go to a railway station during one rainy день in london. They meet harry and ginny there,

( bella is not changed into a vampire yet )

Edward: bella love, close your eyes please!

Bella: why edward?

(thinks to himself)

Edward : just yesterday I had promised her that she was the prettiest one I have ever seen, but here here is ginny who looks so pretty.
And bella should better stay away from harry, или she will ditch me like jake..

( meanwhile harry is using legilimence when edward is busy thinking )

Harry: well, why am I going to eye a crackpot...

bri-marie's Anti-Twilight Story

posted by bri-marie

There once was this girl named Bri, who had a best friend (for this article, we'll call her Z). Bri and Z had identical taste in books. So, when Z gave Bri Twilight for Рождество and told her how “great” it was and kept going on and on. She tried to convince Bri that it was better than Harry Potter (the book Bri had been obsessed with since she was nine) but Bri didn't believe that at all. Still, if Z liked it, then Bri knew she would like it. She had no hesitation when she cracked the binding. She was hooked.

Now, this was before Twilight grew to be psychotically massive, so when Bri came...

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Why Twilight is not entirely bad (written by a forever HP fan)

posted by HecateA

Before Ты start reading, I'd like to say this is my personal opinion. Maybe I'm wrong. If I am, I'd appreciate Ты don't get mad because I don't like fighting. It wasn't meant to be rude, mean или hurtfull to anybody.

For me Twilight was too easy to read. I could predict what would happen and the plot was too easy. The thing is, the plot isn't bad. Вампиры exist, that's cool. Ты know one, yes, very cool. But the way Stephenie Meyer introduces it, how she developed her characters, how she modeled the vampire species, that is where Twilight gets people annoyed. It represent the iceburg that...

Harry Potter compared to Twilight

posted by She_wolf

It's pretty obvious from just my Имя пользователя that I am a 'Twilighter',but I will try not to be biast in this article. So, lets compare the two...

Which made еще money?

♥ The movie 'Twilight' made $69,637,740 in the USA and £2,508,422 in the UK, in its opening weekend. 'Harry Potter and the sorcerers stone/philosphers stone' made $90,294,621 in the USA and £16,335,627 in the UK, in its opening weekend.

♥ 'New Moon' in its opening weekend made $142,839,137 in the USA and £11,683,158 in the UK, whereas 'Harry Potter and the Chamber of secrets' made $88,357,488 in the USA and £18,871,829 in...

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The World Should Wake Up From the Tyrant Government of "Twilight"

posted by ryomaidol

I have researched the following and well, I am not really surprised about the results. But I still ask some questions.

Why is Twilight еще "popular" when HP sold еще than 400 million while Twilight only sold 53 million? Also, Twilight is just 45% in the помидор meter while HP is 83% in the помидор meter? Third, Twilight sold about $191,449,475 while HP sold about $283,879,025? Another is Twilight is never shown in Kid's almanacs (the World and Time yearly almanacs) while HP is seen may times over. Twilight fans, don't Ты see, HP is better even of Ты turn the world upside down или inside out!...

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Twilight

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Hilarious Twilight Defenses.

posted by LilRavenclaw95

These are the weirdest, saddest Twilight defenses on the planet. *NOTE: I have nothing against reasonable Twilight fans, but ones like this? *facepalm*

Tiwlite deost scuk jew bichezz!!!!!1!!” twilite iz da beste buck i hav evar red in mi lief!!!! so wat if inot have red so maney bks in my lief!! i actualey hav ay lieff and bukks hapen to b four peeple wizout eny frends!!!!!!!1111 sou dant juzt PRUVVEZ hou gud twilit iz!!!!!!!!! adn anuzer ding i am sexteen not twelve adn i reeli LUVE TWAILITE wish usst PRUVVEZ it iz four mature, enteliggent peepolnot like hary poter dat is juzt four lusers...

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AstridGoof8219's Anti-Twilight Story.

posted by AstridGoof8219

There once was a young adult woman named Astrid. One день in Spring 2008, her good friend, Rhonda visited her. She told Astrid about this book series called Twilight, Rhonda сказал(-а) that she read the Книги and that they were really good. Astrid then went to Borders and bought the three books. When she got home, she opened up the first book and started to read away. Astrid then decided that she liked it too. A день later, she read New Moon, only this time, Astrid didn't like it as much as Twilight. Wishing to continue Чтение after the slight disliking, she read Eclipse hoping it would be better...

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letters from hp to twi

posted by luv_warriorcatz

lets say that bella and hermione were off Друзья (really off). Hermione is at hogwarts where she is happy and bella is at forks with her vamp buddies where she is happy. And they know each other's secrets. One day, Hermione wrote bella a letter.

Dear Bella Swan,

I have heard about your acts in Forks and how your boyfriend, edward broke up with you. I feel really sorry for you. Then Ты found him again in Volterra, Italy and Ты started going out with him again. My opinion might not matter in this but I feel as if I should tell Ты about this. I am afraid that Ты might be a little bit obssessive....

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A real vampire

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Harry Potter WINS!!!

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Muggles vs. Non-vampires

posted by ilovereading

I was thinking about difference in Harry Potter and Twilight background and this is what I concluded. Enjoy!

Knowledge of magical beings not soo very far from their backyards
Harry Potter: As I can get from HP Книги and The Tales of Beedle the Bard, wizarding world was known to Muggles, but because of witch hunt and victims of it in both sides, wizard decided to go underground and not to be commonly know to people. They don`t use spells in front of Muggles and if sombody does manage to discover their secret, they erase their memory.
However, there are exeptions. Families of Mugle-borns ofcourse...

harry meets edward

posted by june13

were are Ты harry asked ron over here can't Ты see me am right in front of you.
no i cant see Ты it's so drak a cat even could not see in here.

hah ron very funny, lets try to find a light swicht for Ты can see.
ron i found one. well then turn it one then
i am don't worry

boo am going to suck your owls blood.
right then the sun came toungt the window and then edward begin to spark

look harry this vamiper sparks how sad is that.

ron is he waring girls cothing
yay i think he is

no am not but am in Любовь with a human girl

harry and ron at the same time laghed them selfed silly

and that's the end of this fine story

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A Rant About Twilight And Harry Potter.

posted by Guste_LT

THIS IS JUST MY PERSONALL OPINION, FEEL FREE TO DISAGREE, THIS IS JUST WHAT I THINK, NOT THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF TWILIGHT FANS. SO PLEASE UNDERSTAND THIS IS MY PERSONAL OPINION!!!!!!

Thank you.

Just so Ты know, this is a Twilight Фан speaking.

Twilight may NOT be the best book ever, i didnt say that it was (keep that in mind), when i read it, i saw alot of flaws, like in breaking dawn, Meyer made it clear that vamps cant inject sperm, and yet, somehow Bella got pregnant. I've read this Статья by XDRoseLuvsHP, and i totaly agree. I believe that People like Twilight еще thatn HP because it...

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A Declaration Against the Twilight Saga

posted by PrincessVandal

For all of Ты who don't know this, but I am an ex-Twilight fan. This my own personal opinion based on my personal experience with the series. For all of the Twilight Фаны who may be Чтение this right now, Ты have been warned. So here I go:

When in the course of normal, non-brainwashed leader events, it becomes necessary to dissolve the addiction of the highly “popular” teen-craving novel which have been oppressive to the efforts to differentiate the normal and the abnormal Фэнтези to which people, generally females, dreamed of, decent respect to the creativity based on the author's dream...

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The Internet and Maturity

posted by Kersian

Okay this is еще of an opinion, since my view of the activity is based off opinion.

Now whenever someone posts something on the internet and someone else responds negatively to it, they respond in the same way to that person. In a very negative tone. This is in fact what I see at times in forums.

First Twilight and Harry Potter fans, if Ты post anything on the internet, whether they are opinions или facts, Ты have responsibilities with it. Ты are exposing yourself to others in the internet. Ты are responsible for the positive или negative replies. So don't blame others for your actions....

Common fallacies by various fans, part two

posted by Quaila

PREFACE - THE JEALOUS-FALLACY IN ITS MANY FORMS

Alright, I have already dissected one very common fallacy invoked by some Twilight Фаны and a few Harry Potter Фаны as well, the Edward-fallacy. I shall not discuss that one but instead I will be moving on and examine another common fallacy invoked by some fans, using what I believe is the two most common forms of it.

"YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS, THEREFORE YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID"

Firstly, let us examine the logical reasoning behind "You are just jealous, therefore your argument is invalid".
It is invoked when any Фан post an argument and employes this...

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45 Reasons Why Harry Potter Is A Million Times Better Than Twilight: By Renarimae.

posted by Renarimae

1. It has better writing.
2. It's plotline is better.
3. I'd rather read a book about a teenage boy going to a wizardry school and fighting a dark sorceror than one about a ditzy girl who's way too obsessed with her sparkly boyfriend.
4. The characters are еще relateable.
5. J.K. Rowling is not afraid to kill off plenty of good guys.
6. Most of the characters' educations actually matter to them.
7. It doesn't have thousands of rabid fangirls.
8. The characters are еще three-dimensional.
9. It stays true to mythology.
10. It has еще types of Любовь in it, not just romantic and sexual Любовь (or should...

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harry potter and twilght fanfic

posted by june13

harry potter is now logged in
harry ;anyone here i bored and can't do Magie
Ginny;y w has now logged in
ginny; yea am here this is why better then are old owl LOL
harry; huh? LOL wants that tell ron say hi d hi
ron w has lodged in
ron; hi harry was up and ginny get out of this chat room
ginny; u can't make me
harry; ron ginny be nice and can any one till me what LOL and waz means
ginny; LOL means laughter out loud and wazwantt is up
ron ;lol means laughh out loud and waz want is up
ginny; Ты took the words right out of my mouth
edwardcullen has now logged in
edwardcullen; I WEAR GIRLS CLOTHS AND AM A SPIKING VAMPIRE WHO HAPPENS TO BE IN Любовь WITH A HUMAN GIRL
harry; freak
ron; yea
ginny; get off hear your in the wrong chat room go to the one with the six год olds
edwardcullen; ok
edwardcullen has logged out
ginny has logge out
harry has logged out
ron has logged out