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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Gordon and Hawkeye go up Sherman холм, хилл
Gordon and Hawkeye go up Sherman Hill
The train went up Sherman Hill, and Gordon was shoveling coal

Gordon: Hey, if Ты let me drive this train, I will be the happiest пони ever.
Hawkeye: *flicks Gordon*
Gordon: dadlhbndfgonlkesjgkodsfgbvdfljkgzx! YOU. Leave this train right now! If you're going to torturize me, then get off this train
Hawkeye: *flicks Gordon*
Gordon: Yoyoyoyo! Now, you're making me mad! Get the hell off this train.
Hawkeye: Nah, I kinda like it in here. We're not even halfway up, why have Ты stopped shoveling?
Gordon: Because that's what Ты should be doing.
Hawkeye: Says the one with the shovel.
Gordon: Fine! *shovels еще coal*

At 15 miles an hour, they made it to the вверх of the hill.

Hawkeye: Alright, time to скорый поезд, highball, хайболл down the line. *pushes lever*
Gordon: How fast do Ты intend to go?
Hawkeye: 60.
Gordon: What?!
Hawkeye: 60
Gordon: I heard you, but that made me give the intention to ask again. What?!
Hawkeye: Well how fast do Ты want to go, 20?
Gordon: Shouldn't we be going 80?
Hawkeye: If we hit 75, and we try to stop, the breaks will brake. Don't Ты remember?
Gordon: No, that's why I asked.
Hawkeye: Of course Ты don't remember. *looks at signal* Now we have to stay in this speed otherwise we crash into another train.
Gordon: No we won't! Переместить *pulls Hawkeye from controls*
Hawkeye: Ты are an idiot if Ты think Ты can do this!
Gordon: No I'm- Are Ты recording this?!?
Hawkeye: *holding camera* Yeah, because if we crash Pete will know which one of us to fire.
Gordon: Ты better give me that footage!
Hawkeye: *puts film in case* Ты want it? *holds it out window*
Gordon: NO! Don't put it there!
Hawkeye: Alright, Ты don't want it. Aaand it's gone!
Gordon: NO! *jumps out*
Hawkeye: Hahaha! *brings case back in engine* I didn't even let go.

Hawkeye then started to slow the train down. As he predicted, another train was in front of him, but the engine pulling it broke down.

Hawkeye: *puts train in siding*
Workers: *moves train out of way*
Hawkeye: How long do I have to wait here?

Worker: About 2 minutes.
Hawkeye: Ok. Thanks

Meanwhile with Gordon

Gordon: *looks for case* Where is that case?
Percy: *driving cart* Эй, Gordon, what are Ты looking for?
Gordon: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!
Percy: Sorry *takes off*
Gordon: Aha! I found the case. *opens case* WHAT?! There's no film in here!! AAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
Percy: *backs up* Are Ты alright? I know it's none of my business, but Ты seem upset right now.
Gordon: Yes, and I need your help with something. I accidentally fell out of Hawkeye's train. He's waiting for me at a siding. Take me to him.
Percy: Sure thing. Hop on
Gordon: *hops on cart*

2 B continued
 This is the тележка, корзина Percy drove
This is the cart Percy drove
Well, even though the main story is over, the interview is still gonna happen. Let's take a look at this informative (yet funny или embarrassing) interview!

Celestia (as interviewer): So, Mark, Ты seem to have become popular!

AJ: Ты betcha! He's a lifesaver-and a real sweetheart!

Me: *blushing* Well, I....

Rainbow: (jumping in out of nowhere): Hiya! Can I Присоединиться in?

Celestia: Sweet apples! Be my guest! So, how do Ты feel about Pinkie Pie? I assume we know how Ты feel about AJ.

Me: She's ok, she does make the best cupcakes! Hit me, Pinkie!

Pinkie: Okey dokey Loki!

Me: So good! I'd like to invite Rarity...
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The last solstice

Chapter 1: New recruit

What the сено, сена am I even doing here? the thought passes through the stallion’s mind. He’s alone, in a large room. The sunrays shine through the Готика windows, bathing the sparkling marble floor in lightness, while the ceiling remains in the shadows, for it’s so up high. The royal blue stallion looks around the premise for the hundredth time. The atmosphere is formal but friendly. Four leather couches. A таблица in the middle. Fresh flowers. And deadly calmness. The thick walls of Canterlot замок snuff out every noise coming from the outside. It’s...
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posted by RavenVillanueva
"When a crown is stolen from the Crystal Empire, Twilight Sparkle pursues the thief into an alternate world where she transforms into a teenage girl who must survive her biggest challenge yet… high school. With help from her new Друзья who remind her of Ponyville’s Applejack, Rarity, радуга Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy, she embarks upon a quest to find the crown and change the destiny of these two parallel worlds."

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con had to follow, those two ponies that were chasing Whataspy in a different car, since they saw his Special.

Thumper: I think were being followed.
Bambi: No were not. Relax were almost there.
Con: These houses are nice.

The two soon went into their house, and Con teleported into it

Bambi: We have someone intruding!
Con: No I'm not, I just thought I could ask some questions.
Thumper: *hits Con*
Con: Catch me if Ты can earth ponies *teleports to swimming pool*
Bambi: Where did he go?
Thumper: Who cares? We don't have to worry about him anymore.
Bambi: What if he's still inside?
Con: They have an...
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Hello everypony! Today I will tell Ты guys about things I have in common with the mane 6.

Applejack: I am honest at school. I really like helping people out. I am also not afraid to get dirty.

Pinkie Pie: I am a hyper person on the inside, but on the outside, I am very quiet. I never talk in class. I am funny when I am with my BFF.

Rarity: I Любовь to draw and Дизайн things. Whenever someone does something for me, I do something back. I also like to give and share.

Twilight Sparkle: I am very smart at school and I never got a 1 или 2 in my Сообщить card. I Любовь to read. I have the most book points...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Is normal день In equestria. Pegasus clearing sky to great day. Twilight and pinki pie eating cake in Sugar cube corner but at the same time the sky darkened. Its not a clounds. The sun turns red and the earth plunged into darkness. Then unknow alicorn wstand up from darkness.
Alicorn - hahaha... its started...
Twilight - Who are Ты and what started!
Alicorn - oh... listin everypony I am King of Shadow Ponies
Twilight - Shadow Ponies?
King of Shadow Ponies - yes Ты stupid Pony!
Twilight - Oh! I read about Shadow Ponies in my book! Oh no...
Pinki Pie - Whats wrong Twilight
Twilight - Oh no no no no...
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One by one I would see a pegasus fall down in the sky, and every once in a while I saw a griffin fall. "The griffins are winning!" I thought to myself. I flew over to RainbowDash to help her fighting a whole lot of griffins.
"RainbowDash, um, hello?" I called over as I flew towards her.
"What?" Rainbowdash said. Her attention drew away from fighting to where I was flying. A griffin clawed at her face leaving a big scratch. "How stupid of my self!" I thought. I dashed over to help fight.
"Listen, this isn't really a good time to talk, can't Ты see I'm in the middle of something?" She said...
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This macro Ты see here is most likely one of, if not THE first image macro(s) in the brony fandom. It spawned a catch phrase that many bronies stand или live by. Любовь and Tolerance is something that many believe holds our fandom together, and I'm pretty sure most believe the Показать we Любовь so much upholds that belief.


My belief, however, is that the term "Love and Tolerance" is getting a bit... overused.


Here's my first point of reasoning: I don't remember a single instance where the Показать mentions "Tolerance," или tells us to practice it. Love, yes, but not tolerance.
Think about it. Every...
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posted by AquoMoon
As радуга Dash and Larxerene battled The ожерелье she was wearing started to glow and turn to the Element of Loyalty ожерелье she worn to defeat Nightmare Moon and Discord. So when it flashed on to радуга Dash's neck with out радуга knowing she shot out a giant радуга purple beam at Larxereene and she was defeated.

"Huh what just happened my element is here, wait how?" сказал(-а) радуга Dash,"You got so lucky here the stinken card," screamed Larxereene and summoned the corridor of Darkness and got out of room."So we better get moving before she comes back," сказал(-а) Twilight,"Yeah come on y'all lets...
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posted by clancker1223
Ты wanna know one of my biggest pet peeves on bronies? Bronies who are judgmental.

Bronies who are so judgmental annoy me so much! Want proof that bronies can be judgmental? Remember when Alicorn Twilight was first introduced?

Yeah. Bronies begin to flip their shit. "OMG! TWILIGHT CANNOT BE AN ALICORN!!! IT'S THE END OF BRONIES!!!"

This has happened еще than once. Here is a Список of these so-called "End of the bronies" events: Cadance being introduced, Derpy being censored, Discord being refined, Alicorn Twilight, and Equestria Girls.

And now, it's happening with EQG 2: радуга Rocks. I can...
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Source: Equestria Daily
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Lola went to the nearest airport, which wasn't near them at all. It took them several hours to get there, and by the time they did arrive, it was no longer dark outside.

Con: *Stops car Далее to building*
Lola: *About to leave car*
Con: Wait here. *Leaves car, and walks to old pony*
Old Pony: G'day mate. Can I help Ты with anything?
Con: How much for the cargo plane?

Ten минуты later

Con: *Starts up airplane*
Lola: How much did Ты give him?
Con: Forty grand. He wanted Ты at first, but I gave him the money, and he changed his mind. *Gets plane on runway*
Lola: *Does nothing*
Con: *Takes off*...
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i am a nopony..someone who is invisible to the public...like i never existed...why was i even born,i mean there's no use for somepony like me...its hopeless...i will forever be alone,i felt as though i was only created to experience pain,i almost committed suicide,but if it wasnt for my family's love,i would be dead right now,but still in this wretched place...i was practically dead anyway so whats the use?
~~~ ~~~ ~~~

"(ugh...the school year,again)" i grit my teeth as my mom and i circled through the markets to buy new school supplies,going through stall to stall with busy ponies roaming around...in...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In another part of Brazil, the Militia was getting ready for Mr. Black's plan.

Hola: *Walks in* All the money is in your car sir.
Mr. Black: Great. Now, we must get to Casino Royale in Paris, but first I have a plan for you.
Hola: What?
Mr. Black: We need еще money, so get us some in Maredagascar. Place some bets on the ponies that are having Животные fighting.
Hola: How do I know which one to choose?
Mr. Black: You'll know for sure. And, if Ты lose, steal the money. Once Ты get it, meet Der Cheif at the train yard. Our train will leave for Paris in five days.
Hola: Affirmative.

Two, and a half...
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The story starts out off with Master Sword, the anti-hero who often does crazy, possibly psychotic, antics, mostly cause it's funny to watch him for. But he still has еще good traits than bad ones. He's even married to Derpy now, and is a surprisingly good father to Derpy's adopted daughter Dinky. That's what makes his crazy antics all the funnier, he's still a likable guy at heart, and still a hero.

Currently Sword is seen dangeriously throwing a large bowling ball onto his and Derpy's roof, trying to knock down a frisbee he trapped up there. ''Damn it so close'' Sword groaned to himself....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, EQD
The ending is reusing a scene from Season 1.. Just Любовь using it..

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Derpy: Well... That was scary.

Saten: Yeah.. But we still need a lift.. Lets ask her.

Carly Jade: (walking by) Who me?

Saten: Yeah.. Mind giving us a lift to the air port?

Carly: Sure kid, just let me put my lawn trimmings in the trunk.. (puts a suspicious looking body bag into the хобот, ствол of her car).

Derpy: Saten.. I -I think that was a body.

Saten: Yeah, I thought so two, but than she сказал(-а) it was lawn trimmings, gotta learn to listen Derpy.

AT THE TRAIN STATION:

Derpy:...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
added by Jade_23
Source: DeviantArt