Ponies On The Rails Episode 3 part 2 - Дружба — это чудо - Fanpop

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon and Hawkeye go up Sherman холм, хилл

Gordon and Hawkeye go up Sherman Hill

The train went up Sherman Hill, and Gordon was shoveling coal

Gordon: Hey, if Ты let me drive this train, I will be the happiest пони ever.
Hawkeye: *flicks Gordon*
Gordon: dadlhbndfgonlkesjgkodsfgbvdfljkgzx! YOU. Leave this train right now! If you're going to torturize me, then get off this train
Hawkeye: *flicks Gordon*
Gordon: Yoyoyoyo! Now, you're making me mad! Get the hell off this train.
Hawkeye: Nah, I kinda like it in here. We're not even halfway up, why have Ты stopped shoveling?
Gordon: Because that's what Ты should be doing.
Hawkeye: Says the one with the shovel.
Gordon: Fine! *shovels еще coal*

At 15 miles an hour, they made it to the вверх of the hill.

Hawkeye: Alright, time to скорый поезд, highball, хайболл down the line. *pushes lever*
Gordon: How fast do Ты intend to go?
Hawkeye: 60.
Gordon: What?!
Hawkeye: 60
Gordon: I heard you, but that made me give the intention to ask again. What?!
Hawkeye: Well how fast do Ты want to go, 20?
Gordon: Shouldn't we be going 80?
Hawkeye: If we hit 75, and we try to stop, the breaks will brake. Don't Ты remember?
Gordon: No, that's why I asked.
Hawkeye: Of course Ты don't remember. *looks at signal* Now we have to stay in this speed otherwise we crash into another train.
Gordon: No we won't! Переместить *pulls Hawkeye from controls*
Hawkeye: Ты are an idiot if Ты think Ты can do this!
Gordon: No I'm- Are Ты recording this?!?
Hawkeye: *holding camera* Yeah, because if we crash Pete will know which one of us to fire.
Gordon: Ты better give me that footage!
Hawkeye: *puts film in case* Ты want it? *holds it out window*
Gordon: NO! Don't put it there!
Hawkeye: Alright, Ты don't want it. Aaand it's gone!
Gordon: NO! *jumps out*
Hawkeye: Hahaha! *brings case back in engine* I didn't even let go.

Hawkeye then started to slow the train down. As he predicted, another train was in front of him, but the engine pulling it broke down.

Hawkeye: *puts train in siding*
Workers: *moves train out of way*
Hawkeye: How long do I have to wait here?

Worker: About 2 minutes.
Hawkeye: Ok. Thanks

Meanwhile with Gordon

Gordon: *looks for case* Where is that case?
Percy: *driving cart* Эй, Gordon, what are Ты looking for?
Gordon: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!
Percy: Sorry *takes off*
Gordon: Aha! I found the case. *opens case* WHAT?! There's no film in here!! AAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
Percy: *backs up* Are Ты alright? I know it's none of my business, but Ты seem upset right now.
Gordon: Yes, and I need your help with something. I accidentally fell out of Hawkeye's train. He's waiting for me at a siding. Take me to him.
Percy: Sure thing. Hop on
Gordon: *hops on cart*

2 B continued

This is the тележка, корзина Percy drove

This is the cart Percy drove

tailsfan111, DragonAura15 and 2 others like this

alinah_09 "if we hit 75,and we try to stop,the breaks will brake" Um...isnt it the other way around? Like "the brakes will break"

Seanthehedgehog Eh, who cares?

ChibiEmmy It's hard to say "the brakes will brake" 4 times really fast xD

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Sweet яблоко Massicure Spoof PART 4

posted by Canada24

Warning. This will be one of most violent chapters. It's based on my Избранное death scene from SAW 2.. Please don't Сообщить it though..

SOME TIME THE Далее DAY:
Unfortantly, AppleJack soon discovered Saten's body. Shocking her, and making her feel guilty about having been kinda mean to him most times.
Voice: Ты shouldn't be here!
AJ: (jumps a bit and turns to see Big Mac) B Big Mac.. W What did Ты do!?
Big Mac: He annoyed me. All those stories of him, it's unfair, I am WAY еще interesting than Saten Twist is, all HE is, is a easily angered douchebag.
AJ: (growls at him)
Big Mac: Don't look at me...

On The Block Episode 9 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as оливковый, оливковое
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

It has been an entire week since anypony got to work on any cars. However, Mr. Beddler had news that would put a smile on their faces.

Mr. Beddler: Who likes those musclecars from the 60's?
Edwina: Me!
Olive: I do!
Wheel Bearing: I think I speak for everypony when I say yes.
Gary: Ты think Ты speak for everypony?
Wheel Bearing: What? Ты don't like musclecars?
Gary: It's not that,...

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On The Block Episode 1 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This part is a parody of Jeopardy. Our cast is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game Показать wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Pleiades as Martha Stewart
and Mortomis as Ozzy Osborne

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I apologize to everyone watching this earlier before the commercial, and would like to assure Ты that no еще rule 34 will be mentioned.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. We have Ozzy Osborne in секунда place with negative seventy...

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Never What Tia Wants

posted by BlackPetals

Hello again. This is my секунда Статья here this month, shortly following one about Luna becoming Nightmare Moon. I humbly ask that Ты look at it. ^.^ (You will get all the hugz!) And this, like the 1,000 years one I made forever ago, is just an Статья of lyrics and moments. *Mwah*! Oh, yes. Bold print means it's both sisters.

I remember the nights we spent under city lights, this feelings got the best of me. We were floating along to the sounds of a dead end town, but now that's just a memory.

I remember the times me and Tia actually spent time together. The times when we could forget we...

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Saten Twist Adventures 7... Part 6

posted by Canada24

Twilight was greeting everybody. When suddenly AppleJack approached her.
Twilight: A.J. What a unexpected pleasure (hugs her)
AppleJack: Yes. I-
Derpy: *ends up banging into Twilight as well, and happily hugs her*
Twilight: *chuckles* Yes. Yes. Nice seeing Ты too Derpy.
Derpy: *sees her wearing the dress from when she first became an alicorn* Ты look pretty in that.
Twilight: Thanks.. Yours is nice too. *not sure what Derpy's dress should look like. Except for being then same shade of grey, as her мех или whatever Лошади have.. I'm not good with that stuff. So shut up*
Derpy: By the way. Ты ever...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 59 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Soon, Hawkeye and Gordon got their trains onto Sherman Hill. They were still close to each other.

Gordon: *On the radio* Hey, can anypony hear me?
Orion: I hear you. What's up?
Gordon: I'm racing Hawkeye. There is no way he is going to beat me.
Orion: Wanna bet?
Gordon: Ты gotta be kidding. I am winning the race, and I am way out in front. I told Ты that there is no way Hawkeye will beat me. (Hawkeye is actually winning, but I can't let Orion know that.)
Orion: Pierce is a good engineer. He will find a way to beat Ты in the race.
Gordon: Whatever. Ты сказал(-а) Ты wanted to make a wager?
Orion: Ah,...

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Болталка Ponies

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Con Mane Meets The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At CIE Headquarters

Con: Is P in his office?
Moneybit: Yeah, but he's a little busy.
Con: Alright. I heard he had a mission for me, and I decided to come down as soon as possible.
Moneybit: *Hears phone ring, and answers* Hello?
P: Let him in.
Moneybit: He'll see Ты now Mr. Mane.
Con: Right. *Walks into office* Good morning sir.
P: Likewise Con. What do Ты know about Discord?
Con: We've had a very long history. First, he tried to launch a bunch of missiles at Germany, and Mexico, to make it look like they were waging war against each other. Then, he killed my wife, half an час after we got married....