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Red rose caught up to tropical breeze as coffe cream was in the background yelling out remarks about the wedding. "Hey Breeze, why didt your freak out about the wedding like the rest of ponyville?" They looked around to see ponys hyperventilating and fanning them selfs off with the paper the announcement had came on.

"Uh because it's his choice! I'm not gonna tell him he can't marry her. Besides now I know what his "Important" buisness is!" By this time they had gotten to the train station. All kinds of ponys where now rushing to buy tickets to Cantorlot. Red rose just pushed all the ponys away and made a path to get to the train.

Once they got to the train conductor, they asked if he could wait five еще минуты for their freaking out friend down the street. The conductor just sighed, "Do Ты know how many ponys have asked that today??" She showed them to the seats, but the only seats open had one other пони their.

They put their luggage up, (like on Harry Potter.) and sat by the pony. "Wow, these seats are really Cushy!" Red rose was feeling the leather to try to find out the material. "Hi, I'm Tropical breeze, this is red rose. We have another friend somewhere named Coffee cream."

The пони smiled, "what's up? Hi I'm snow flake!" Red rose looked at her with awe. "Your the пони that trained with радуга dash right?!?" Snow smiled even bigger " yup that's me!" Coffee cream ran in as that was said.

"Some pony… just tried to… take my train ticket to Cantorlot!" She opened the window and yelled out, "AND Ты CAN'T HAVE IT DERPY!!" Cream striatend her mane and sat down. "Hello, I'm coffee cream. Why are Ты going to Cantorlot?"

Snow flake gave a deep face, "we'll duh! I'm going to the Далее royal wedding!!" Tropical breeze had made everyone smoothies some how and was passing them out. Snow flake started sipping on hers. "Ya! Isint it exciting? Uncle flash finally got someone to marry him!!" Snow flake spit out her льстец, смузи on coffee cream. "your related?!?!"

The rest of the train trip consisted of how it will feel to be related to royalty and how to get the smell of Strawberrys and carrots off of coffee cream.

They finally arrived at Cantorlot, everyone started to get off in a very slow fashion. Toopie had gone ahead and was crawling over people to get to the exit. "Oh toopie! Wait for us!" Tropical breeze was trying her best to get through all the crowds.

Once the four ponys were out of the train, snow flake got he bag and сказал(-а) "see Ты guys at the wedding!" She flew off toward the castle. "Wow, she's a cool пони don't Ты think cream?" Red rose looked at coffe cream for her answer but cream was rubbing "apple cinnamon" lotion all over her sled. "Uh never mind."

"EWWWWW!!" Yelled someone through the crowd "THE OCTOPUS IS ON MY LUGGAGE!!" Tropical breeze ran to where toopie was sitting. A gentlecolt was standing their mad. "Oh I'm so sorry sir! Toopie is at a rebellious age and he doesn't know what he was doing!"

The пони snorted "well Ты country ponys have much to learn!" "Hey! Ты can't just tell her how to take care of her pet!" сказал(-а) coffee cream "who do Ты think Ты are!" The пони gave a stiffened smile "why, I'm Bartholomew the 50th! The richest пони in all Equestria!!" Red Rose was trying not to smile "and what does princess Celestia think about that?"

"UGGG! Ты country people are so annoying!!" He grabbed his luggage and walked down the road. "Right before he was out of sight he turned around and yelled "Hooligans!!" Tropical breeze yelled back, "WHAT?!? We ain't no Hooligans!"

Two ponys stepped out of a crowd "who's calling Ты a Hooligan?" Tropical breeze turned around "UNCLE FLASH!" Tropical breeze ran and jumped on flash sentry.

Cream and rose just watched. "Wow... He's hot." Coffee cream grabbed toopie and threw it on red rose. "Hey, that hurt!" сказал(-а) red rose. "He's about to get married! Ты can't just say stuff like that in puplic anymore!" Red rose gave an evil smile "watch me."

"FLASH SENTRY IS FREAKING HOT!!" Yelled red rose. All the crowds of people stared at her. "Excuse me?" сказал(-а) a pony. Red looked behinde her, and was face to face with Princess Twilight sparkle.

"Well" сказал(-а) coffee cream "this is akward."



End of part 2!!!
Hope it was ok. I'm tired so its not the best.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Saten Twist returned to Los Angeles in the Super Chief, he saw Jake looking at him.

Jake: *Angry*
Saten: *Sweating* Why is he giving me that look? *Stops the train*
Jake: *Tapping his left front hoof on the ground, waiting for Saten Twist*
Saten: *Climbs down from the engine's cab* Why are Ты angry at me?
Jake: Ты owe me an apology for the way Ты talked to me yesterday.
Saten: John-
Jake: IT'S JAKE!!!!
Saten: Why are Ты getting angry at me all of a sudden?
Jake: Your lecture towards me made me lose my job, and now I can't find work anywhere else.
Saten: Ты quit?
Jake: Yeah. I'm still waiting...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song: link
 Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*
Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*


Albuquerque, New Mexicolt. July 19th, 1958

Saten Twist: *Walking towards the Super Chief*
Stallion 16: Here to take this train all the way to Los Angeles?
Saten Twist: *Nods, and climbs into the cab*
Conductor: All aboard!!
Saten Twist: *Blows the horn twice, and makes the train go forward*
 This is the train Saten Twist is driving, called the Super Chief. A luxury train for ponies.
This is the train Saten Twist is driving, called the Super Chief. A luxury train for ponies....
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Oh shit, BT's not making fun of someone this time around? (well in an indirect way I might be but let's see where this goes)

Yeah, I don't care if anyone reads this, I just want to get this off of my chest, because I'm gonna try and be real with this site for once and it's 1 AM in the morning.

One thing I've noticed in the time that i've been a part of this club (since like, 2012 или something, idk), is that this club has Остаться в живых its backbone. The Последнее year, now, I've been shitposting like mad, pissing in everyone's cornflakes. I have admittedly been the worst kind of person, for NO good reason....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by SomeoneButNoone
My name? Alonzo Langusa. Age when I started operating? 23.


Act II

Vengeance...

Living was hard. I had to hide my name. I had to find a good job yet there was not enough money. Life was rough and it was because of these man. Vincent Galar, Apollo Monetto and Angelo Vertezio. I was taught by ma'am Crossroad not to kill. Yet I wanted to. I wanted vengeance. At age of 15 I started smoking and further drinking at age of 17 until at age of 23 I was kicked from my apartment. I went to Canterlot to find my good old friend her name was Clara. When I came she was shocked. I still remember it.


"Who are you?"...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
It was a cold night like this one when my father smoked his last cigarette in our family house. The night so cold even me myself did not want to go out. The time? As a kid Ты don't care about that. It was dark, and it was winter. Рождество day. After Equestrian economical fall and industrial boom, everyone changed, the dirty mafias started to leak. My father was part of one of these. A high up. One of important people in Vertezio familia. Still on that night...

Act I

That Night...

"So how was your день outside" Father asked me with a smile. "Good" was all I answered. I was 11 what could I say....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: Facebook
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Darkness - *burst into room* Bad news! Void was kidnapped!
Dan - What?!
Snowflake - Void...


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Location - ???
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Void - *wakes up strapped to some таблица covered with bandages* What the...
Nyx - Good день VOID. I never thought Ты will be the first to feel truth.
Void - What are you- *looks at him and see big machine behind him*
Nyx - Ah Ты see this. My project. Фрукты of my reschearch. The best weapon ever. Ты know - cores are great aren't they. They stay alive for 20 years. But Ты know what is better in them. Their power. A sheer power that may Переместить body или stimulate brain. And this секунда thing...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia returned to the police station.

Captain Jefferson: Tim Miller, and Julia Rose.
Tim: Hello Captain.
Captain Jefferson: I heard about your heroic act on Monday Avenue. Well done.
Julia: Don't give us all of the credit Captain. There were other officers as well.
Captain Jefferson: I understand. When I see them, I'll give them their congrats as well.
Tim: We still on stakeout tomorrow Captain?
Captain Jefferson: That's right. You're on stakeout until further notice.

Next day.

Tim: *Driving his гадюка passing Local Consideration*
Julia: Let's check out The Highway.
Tim: *Turns right on Byer Lane*...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Epilouge.
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5 Years later.
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Canterlot
13th May
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Sandman - 13th of may...
Mare - A really fearful день huh?
Sandman - Damn right. I saw this city burn. I saw it die slowly.
Mare - It's okay. It's not rebuilded fully but it has buty it had before.
Sandman - Maybe but Eiffla tower won't be fixed. New York statue the same.
Mare - You're right on that...
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Ice - Damn it's hot this may.
Fire - Yeah. It was quiet hot that день too.
Ice - Damn right.

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Colt - Dad tell me about the war!
Damien - Well your dad fought for city we live in - Canterlot. Ты know it was hard but your daddy wanted to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: April 12, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:46 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stylo walked into the station, and was going to talk to Pete, when he came out of his office.

Pete: There Ты are Stylo. I need Ты to come here.
Stylo: Perfect. I was just on my way to see you. *Enters Pete's office*

They say down at Pete's desk

Stylo: Sir,
Stylo & Pete: If I may start fir-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: It's fine, Ты can-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: Wanna go first?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Ты go first.
Stylo: Okay. I've had it with Mike destroying our stuff on this railroad....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Lewis: *Playing cards with Andy, Bob, and Orion*
Shawn: Thanks for inviting us over Ты two.
Andy: You're welcome.

The doorbell rang.

Lewis: I'll get it. *Stands up* Don't Ты dare look at my cards.
Shawn: I'll make sure they don't Lewis.
Lewis: *Opens the door*
Pony 83: Yo, what's good homie?
Lewis: I'm playing cards with some friends. Can I help you?
Pony 83: Yeah man. Ты know Kyle Jordan? The пони that owns the Video Store?
Lewis: Yeah. What about him?
Pony 83: Earlier today, I went to his store, but it was empty. He didn't lock the door, and just left everything out like it was open. Now I know Kyle,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

The Silver Ballroom

Bevo, St. Foalis, July 9, 1996

It was 1 in the morning. Lewis, and Bob were sitting Далее to each other at one end of the bar, and Benjamin Guarino was at the other end, with four of his friends.

Benjamin: Hey, how are Ты two doing over there?
Lewis: Fine, fine.
Benjamin: Drinks all around.
Bartender: *Preparing drinks*
Benjamin: We're getting close to the end of the 20th Century. Let's enjoy it while it lasts!
Lewis: Yeah, the 21st Century is only a few years away.
Bartender: *Gives everypony their drinks*
Benjamin: Enjoy the drinks fellas!
Bob: Yeah, вверх of the morning...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: April 6, 1963
Location: Denver Coltorado
Time: 5:12 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stephanie was driving a freight train home. She just got the train out of Denver.

Stephanie: Cheyenne, here I come. *Blows the horn on her train*

However, she passed a damaged switch, but she didn't know it was damaged. She thought it was an alternate route to Cheyenne.

Stephanie: I better pick up the pace. *Increasing speed*
Stallions: *Getting derailers onto the tracks* Hurry, she's coming.
Stephanie: *Blows the horn on her train four times*
Stallions: Let's get out of here! *Running away*
Stephanie: What did they...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
12:32
Cafe.

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Slash - So why Ты called me here for.
Midnight - First to enjoy some coffee and get some info from you.
Slash - About fox?
Midnight - Bingo.
Slash - Not much to say... It's *sighs* truly appreciated formula for sadistic rulers.
Midnight - What do Ты mean?
Slash - If Ты make a legend, someone will copy it. And it becomes domino effect.One лиса, фокс dies, two rises. No one can stop it *takes cigarette.*
Midnight - That's awful...
Slash - Every formula have flaw of course. But I can't break it myself.
Midnight - I'll help!
Slash - Huh? How...
Midnight - I will catch every лиса, фокс for you!
Slash - Hm......
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: April 6, 1963
Location: Denver Coltorado
Time: 10:30 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

When Mirage returned with Nicole, Stephanie was helping some ponies uncouple freight cars.

Pony 75: Uncouple the Missouri Pacific car from the rest of the train.
Stephanie: *Uncouples a Missouri Pacific Boxcar from the train, and watches it roll down the hump*
Mirage: *Walks over to Stephanie with Nicole* Hello Steph. Glad Ты could make it.
Stephanie: Thanks Mirage. So is this all we're doing? Taking turns in uncoupling freight cars from trains?
Nicole: Not exactly. There are lots of freight cars containing stone...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Swerve into each other, and stop, blocking the freeway*
Other Ponies: *Stopping. One heads towards them in a sports car, and hits both of the cars going airborne*


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Julia: Tim's really bored with his new assignment.
Captain Jefferson: Then tell him to suck it up. Ты two will do this until your car gets fixed.

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Tim: Did Ты see what just arrived?
Julia: No. What is it?
Tim: An old Monaco.

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Nikki: *Drag racing a пони in a Corvette*


Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting Далее to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 19, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:11 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: Game number 2. A relay race. Ты must run from the flatcar, to the boxcar, and back to your teammates. In order to make your teammates go, Ты have to hoofbump them. Is everyone ready?

Everyone is ready

Pete: Three! Two! One! GO!
Hawkeye: & Stylo: *Running Далее to each other*
Ponies: *Cheering for their teammates*
Hawkeye: *Reaches the boxcar first, and runs back to Orion*
Stylo: *Makes it to the boxcar, and runs back to Snowflake*
Snowflake: Come on Stylo, you're falling behind!
Hawkeye: *Hoofbumps Orion*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The two helicopters were getting close to the border separating North, and South Vietnam.

Guy: We're getting towards enemy lines. Where's all the fighting?
Black Tuesday: I don't like the way this looks.
Vietnamese Ponies: *Appearing out of bushes with rocket launchers, and rifles*
Pilot: Look out! We got Charlies on the left!!
Pilot 2: I see them!!
Orion: Take this Ты son of a-
Vietnamese пони 64: *Shoots Orion*
Orion: *Falls out of the chopper* WhooaaaAAAAAHHHHHH!! *Lands on the ground, and dies*
Vietnamese пони 40: *Shoots a rocket*
Pilot: Look out!!
Pilot 2: *Gets the back of his helicopter hit*...
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